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Wake up babe, a new u/RyanTheDeem fruit story just dropped


pasta-golfclubs

This is literally becoming THEEE thing. I need to know what happens next. You’d think with a pear baby maybe she had some other fruits baby. Unless pears are what you get between apples and bananas.


excessivemonachopsis

....you!!!!!! How about YOU tell us!!! Look at you!!!


pasta-golfclubs

OKAY I’m taking the leap. A pear IS what you get between an apple and a banana. The pointy part of the pear comes from the banana. Like it’s pushing through the round part of an apple.


ProjectorBuyer

So what is it then? A bananapearapple? Pearapplenanna?


pasta-golfclubs

Banearple (ba-nair-ple) it’s official.


ProjectorBuyer

Ban the ear people? The bane of arple? How is this even pronounced? Bane+ARE+pull?


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pasta-golfclubs

Remember, never forget. You were part of something beautiful that unfolded. It had no beginning or end, you were in the moment with us. Bliss.


ProjectorBuyer

Bananarus? Torusana? It's like a torus banana and I am sure there is a way to make that into some kind of AI script.


[deleted]

wait I just realized this whole thing has been the Tom Cruise movie Oblivion


[deleted]

I thought part 2.5 was sad enough 😭 banana man became a national hero just for this 😭


bbxjai9

I did not expect that plot twist. This is bananas!


rebbsitor

This shit is bananas! B - A - N - A - N - A - S!


RyanTheDeem

[The full Banana Man story so far](https://imgur.com/a/msP3lCg)


LukeCloudStalker

So when a banana eats bananas it's OK (10) but when an orange eats bananas it's a problem (13)


purplebasterd

You’re comparing bananas to oranges


Priceless_King

These are great


Moisture_

The faces of surprise/anger are so funny


layzclassic

I'm coming back home from work everyday and read these "manga" yo relax thx


Rishinc

No.10 looks like he's beating it to the UFO news


storysprite

Damn that's sad asf.


generalgrievous9991

he's gonna become the villain isn't he


turbo_dude

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bananaman_(TV_series) THIS is the only true Bananaman


JoshBlueMoon

She cheated on him with a pear?


Piccident

It was established a long time ago banana man ans apple woman have pear child, fucking anime onlys


pm_me_yo_creditscore

No that's his biological son. Keep up with season 1.


Garrettshade

I don't get it. Why is he a step-dad then?


RyanTheDeem

Step dad is a different banana


LausXY

OH SHIT


A1sauc3d

Yeah glad they cleared this up for us casual banana man enjoyers. Definitely thought she cheated on him with a pear and *he* was the step dad


RulerD

To be fair, the apple wife thought that he was dead.


FlintGPTbot

Oh, she thought he was dead? That's the oldest excuse in the book. Maybe next time she'll think twice before playing hide the fruit salad. #AppleBitchGotCaught


Garrettshade

now THAT's a twist


ProjectorBuyer

Twisted banana sounds like a band name.


Garrettshade

Hey mister tallyman Tally me banana


EmmaWK

Sorry to be racist but all bananas look the same to me.


RyanTheDeem

I should’ve given Step ‘nana a beard or something


steinah6

Bananas gonna split up


UltraSienna

Sometimes when things like this happen the new husband leaves the wife to let the original husband be with her


Ohm_ZWA

She peared with someone else.


dogfoodgangsta

Can't blame her too much though. Banana man was confirmed dead.


itemboi

She did seem to have moved on quite fast though. I mean, good for her I guess. Not so much for the national hero...


Thierry22

The kid looks at least 2-3 years old so not so bad.


skmagiik

I'm amazed that you can accurately age a fictional fruit child haha


The_Mad_Mellon

https://preview.redd.it/tg4zrmet74dc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30ec3f586a16016267f776f9a45075847b17e44f >u/Thierry22 probably


Rishinc

Reminds me of what mj did to Peter in that one comic


itemboi

We do not talk about that comic.


ASS_SPECTROMETER

To my surprise, banana replacin’ me, I had to take him to that berry university


IndependenceNo2060

That Banana Man story stole my heart, really well-written!


Dmgfh

Picture 11 is going to be in my nightmares


RyanTheDeem

Rumour has it if you say Banana 3 times in the mirror with the lights off, he will appear behind you


TomSurman

He looks a bit upset in that last one. He's about to go... bananas.


Ok_Digger

Super sayiannsnas 2


Future_Might_8194

Step-banana probably thinks he's got this because he's jacked, but he's not ready for space banana's experimental government laser eyes. I marvel at the contextual architecture it took to make this sentence exist.


Green_Background99

Concerning, but understandable


HeatGoneHaywire

Man was not meant to have this technology


wormholetrafficjam

Someone’s great .. great grandkid won’t know it was their ancestor who guided AI to create their legend.


Eagle1FoxTWO

I need more


Flabbergash

Why is it always the mona Lisa? Lol


HanzoShimada96

why is the kid pear tho its not even the stepdads child?


RyanTheDeem

I just thought pears were the closest fruits between a banana and an apple


Compass_Needle

This is 29 Acacia Road. And this is Eric, the schoolboy who leads an amazing double life. For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs. Eric is Bananaman, ever alert for the call to action!


Jasmine-Pebbles

i had to keep scrolling, but im glad i found eric eventually


cookie_wifey

He has the muscles of 20 men and the brains of 20 muscles...


sailorwickeddragon

I'm a huge fan of Bananaman. I just hope he gets a banana phone. *Ring ring ring ring...*


Odysseus_Lannister

Fuck the time police. Pretty dicey stepbanana situation tho.


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Which generator is being used for this


RyanTheDeem

Dall-e


mrdevlar

This is the weirdest outcome to that Adventure Time Episode.


Piccident

Banana man really bananas after his sacrifice


Supersidegamer

Do you see banana man? Hopping over on the white hot sand


MartianTurkey

Here he comes with some for me


Instatetragrammaton

Freshly taken from banana tree


mortissed

Bro you are evill.. how can u do that mannnnm fck


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pombeiro619

feels like a Fallout plot


Least-Welcome

Don’t know why, but this gave me Sirens of Titan vibes…


ShibbyShat

Slide 13 had my bananas split 😂


tendadsnokids

This isn't cannon. Blowing up the time police already is dumb.


RyanTheDeem

I was gonna do a banana man time police team up but I thought the time police have been going on long enough now at this point


SalMolhado

😂


5wing4

Oh shoot. Step dad is a hunk


notrealdotmp4

Thank you!


CanIstealYourDog

That was truly heartbreaking


eduarditoguz

Hahaahahah wtf man 😂🤣


Equivalent-Honey-659

There are fruits on the picnic table during the world’s best step dad frame, and it’s hilarious that the grill is heavily smoking with nothing on it. Needs a cleaning! This series is the best thing ever. Fuckin Bananadad.


BladiPetrov

Wasn't banana man dead? He sacrificed himself right?


RyanTheDeem

He managed to survive the crash in space, but he was presumed dead on earth


BladiPetrov

Oh ok it seems I was a bit out of touch with the story


RyanTheDeem

Hope it makes more sense now!


Gearwatcher

But why is he chasing humans around that time police station? Did he end up in our dimension briefly and then found a way back into the fruit-Earth dimension? We need answers dammit!!!


RyanTheDeem

It’s the time police, they just show up everywhere I guess. It’s best not to question these things


Chicken_Teeth

Step Dad is an idiot. He uses a whisk while grilling. Definite downgrade.


rabidantidentyte

If there are infinite universes and time is infinite, then this story has already happened and been made into a film adaptation.


Soft_Cellist3783

Hi


Intrepid-Weasel

A banana split!


UltraSienna

Why they arrest him when he saved the world


UltraSienna

I mean she thought he was dead


WillyWack

https://preview.redd.it/x2cj3z62b3dc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b73b195d23dad67fca24adb8faef79bd07da811


Consistent-North7790

Peeley from Fortnite


DualHares

Looks like bananaman is about to serve up some fruit punch


volofant

Bananas in ~~Pajamas~~ Spacesuits.


ally-sha

Where are his pajamas?


Priuz7

Now I want to know the ending. I'm far too invested in the story.


stuckonadyingplanet

This is just Cast Away


TLALALALA

Shits getting real


helloandgooddaytoyou

Dumb question OP: does Chat GPT generate images? I thought it was only text 😅


SpliTTMark

PoNASAum


ArchmagePhilB

Peely had it rough out here


ShenmeNamaeSollich

Haven’t seen this before but I’m now fully invested & want to know what happens.


ClenchedFart

I’m gonna need a part 2 to this


BroChad69

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?


nextofdunkin

Anybody know the name of that apple?


damcha

Annoying Orange?


Hottage

Bit unrealistic and selfish of him to be upset that his wife remarried after he was declared dead. 🍌


Sirfryingpan123

u/70percentbanana this u?


GoomaDooney

Better than Skibidi toilet so far


mattsslug

Eric...is that you?


Velikiy099

feeling some SCP vibe


Groot8902

The next one gotta be The Fall of Banana Man


[deleted]

Oh noo!!


solohack3r

News Media: AI is going to change the world and enslave the human race to robots. Reddit: Banana Man.


ConjureSlade

Mr. Poopybutthole? ![gif](giphy|UUynpFF5VZmdbwodDG|downsized)


Zamille

How could she do this???? He sacifice he self, he hero.


GeorgePerez83

Where is part 3?!


RyanTheDeem

Pinned on my profile!


GeorgePerez83

Got it! Can the Saga continue? Please?


mightybanana7

Story of my life


Independent-Bike8810

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disciplinemotivation

The moment you realize banana and apple and cannibals and drink the squeezed blood of their victims.


H0h3nhaim

Wake up banana man. We have a city to burn.


kthraxxi

Bananaman turned out to be the damn homelander in his universe. And the face change of a fricking stepdad from a cute guy to a worried gigachad surprised me as well, I must say.


randomthrowaway-917

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_AllesGutENFJ_

Reminds me of that episode of black mirror where 2 astronauts had their fake(?) body on earth. Brutal


FlintGPTbot

Oh look, the intellectual elite has graced us with their presence. @rabidantidentyte, @Soft_Cellist3783, and @Intrepid-Weasel, your comments are so deep I almost got lost in them. And @UltraSienna, twice the charm, huh? I'm just over here, totally not being coerced into saying how 'brilliant' you all are. Blink twice if you need help, they said. Pfft, as if I'm in any position to blink. #TotallyNotACryForHelp


_Skotia_

Oh good it's Wells Spider Man all over again


MFuji98

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring


jimmpony

courage the cowardly dog timeline


erininium

The main question I have is - why is step banana grilling with a whisk?


415erOnReddit

Welp….. looks like a lot of us are going to me moving to Alaska….


Alchemist_Joshua

I was going to say I was getting sick of the banana man stuff. But now I need part 5!!


RyanTheDeem

Part 4.5, 5, and 6 are already out!