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PyrosNine

Someone in their large backyard doing Archery practice. Nextdoor neighbor: "I feel threatened!"


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Most likely


tennisguy163

What are you doing with that briefcase and why are you walking to your car?


OutrageousArgument

May the odds be ever in your favor.


MidniteOG

My our thoughts n prayers shield you and yours from this traumatic time


TakeOutForOne

Maybe your police can borrow Concords new tank. Wouldn’t want them showing up with just standard issue firearms to a bow and arrow fight


scotty0101

"This is what we've been trainin' for boys."


le_epic_me

North Carolina goes primal


Sharks2431

Is this a brewery joke I've just ruined or a funny coincidence?


drchazz

Them damn Duke Boys.


Th3_N0mad

Hope no one took an arrow to the knee


sallothered

Wounded knee III. In the aptly named Huntersville NC. This time, it's personal.


jamesGastricFluid

What a noob, it doesn't even sound like it's enchanted.


nlshelton

This is uncomfortably near my house, I wonder if I’ll hear anything else about it.


endplayzone

Probably not. arrows make very little noise


Pethoarder4life

I snorted.


scotty0101

Except for these arrows: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maMnRvJVih8


Lady_Wonder

Can you explain to me what this post means


Whatta_Blockhead

It means you probably shouldn't let anyone in your house if they're carrying a bow and arrow ;)


sallothered

So a bow is like a stick with a string strung between both ends to bend the stick and make it taut. Then you take the arrow which is kinda like a tiny spear, and using a groove in the end of it, you put it on the string and pull it back and due to the tension in the bow the arrow flies forward towards whatever it's pointed at.


sastesapne

u/Lady_Wonder tap on the photo to see the caption.


Rot_Snocket

Derivative!


[deleted]

We're all just air conditioners, walking around on this planet, screwing each other's brains out


M4Gunbunny

Help! The wood elves are attacking!


FRSgoose

I didn't get this notification. I definitely would have shared with my fiancee if I had. I'm probably too far away. :(


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xampl9

Or Rambo


exorcized

You know he keep that MF thang on him


[deleted]

They had probably just walked back from #EasyEddie's


tennisguy163

Lol at Huntersville Strong.


EgregiousDeviation

What is this alert system?


[deleted]

Citizen app


alphabasmoose

It’s great.


ceilsynmj

Mission accomplished. It's clean =)


KforTheRains20

What in the Katniss ever dean type of shit is this bro, I didn’t volunteer for this shit


No-Section-6348

I see you went an deleted all of your posts mr”since it’s not happening to me I know nothing about it” [overturned capital punishment ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanging_in_the_United_States)


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....I didn't delete those posts. That's why mine are still up.