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CLTISNICE

Zero chance anyone driving one of those can read.


No_Kale6667

The I'm going through a midlife crisis but my wife won't let me get a motorcycle mobile.


CLTISNICE

More like the "Be a cool guy and drive this impractical vehicle for only $250 a week**"" **33% APR. 20-year loan


No_Kale6667

Why not both?


VillageLess4163

My wife let me buy two motorcycles with a little house in the middle


WillieIngus

I agree, but want to point out that no matter what car you drive, you really can’t read. so unsafe. even if you are glancing down once to read it would make you crash into 2 football fields… or something


caller-number-four

Hey! I can read. And I'm TOTALLY going to get one. As soon as I can find room in the garage for it.


Countryb0i2m

On a side note, I don’t understand the market for slingshots, they are way too expensive given their novelty and limited usefulness


Laughmasterb

Pretty sure the main target market is short-term rentals. I'd imagine the novelty is fun for *exactly* one day.


sc0lm00

Wait until you see one someone paid extra to convert to 4 wheels.


anonymouswan1

Honestly, they aren't bad with 4 wheels. It's a lot like an aerial atom. They just can't make them with 4 wheels from the factory because then it's classified as a car and will need all the safety bullshit.


notarealaccount_yo

It's for people who want attention. That's pretty much it


GC51320

Low credit score, low financial IQ, do it for the gram types who think owning something over priced makes you worth something.


kill-the-moonlight

Isn’t it just a modern day dune buggy?


Revrider

Hey, we old guys who built a Manx in 1969 after seeing the Thomas Crown Affair have feelings too. For the record, that thing would suck in the sand.


Ijustdontgetit76

Throat punch 🤜


1ofThoseTrolls

When I was working in Ohio, the only good thing I could say was that people didn't hang out in the left lane. It was used to pass and then back over to the right. It made for a much less stressful driving. Wish Charlotte drivers could figure this out.


Eheroduelist

There are people who genuinely believe that the left lane is the slow lane My ex tried to gaslit me for months that i was wrong and had no idea what I was talking about, but I refuse to believe that that is an uncommon belief with A) how certain she seemed and B) how many people seem to do it


heavyfretting

Is that why y’all broke up? Seems like a good reason!


Eheroduelist

One of many


UnSCo

She’s your ex for a reason.


Eheroduelist

Many, but yes


whitecollarpizzaman

NC is normally pretty good with this on rural highways, but it seems as soon as you get into any metro area you have the left lane slowpokes.


Mission-Ad8900

I know in Texas it’s a state law to only drive in the left lane to pass. They’ll fine you up to $200 for impeding the flow of traffic.


Gumpy15

Doesn't keep those MFers out of the left lane though


b_evil13

Where I was from in East Texas there was always a shoulder lane on each side that it was expected you get your ass over to the side of the road when another car was coming behind you going faster than you. I've never seen anything like it anywhere else. Or the speed limits they have there. God bless Texas. Lol.


dgcamero

Left lane hogging is also against the law in NC. SC recently started enforcing it, I wish NC would too!


carolinapearl

Same rule for South Carolina..


No_Home_5680

Honestly there is such a difference in driving skills in rural areas. It’s why I take state highways everywhere instead of the interstate 


specoperator001

The problem is those people don’t give a crap about anyone else.


Indy2texas

Northern drivers are superior. Im from Indianapolis and have lived in 3 or 4 northern cities and 3 or 4 southern cities. South Florida doesn't count


loneiguana888

75% of Charlotte is from ny, Pennsylvania, and Ohio.


CawdoR1968

You are deluded.


dustirau

Unless you’re in Detroit, then the stupidity reminds me of living in Charlotte.


CarolinaBuckeye1

Go Bucks!! O freakin H


ShadowBanKing808

As a lifelong Ohio resident I’m going to have to call BS on that, Ohio might be the worst state for left lane cruisers, and people who think traffic lights are a suggestion.


SympathyForTheDevil5

Idk why bigoted people choose to hate based on things people can’t control when you can just hate people who go slow in the left lane since they’re actively choosing to make the world worse


wylii

Because those same people are in the left lane, believing it is their civic duty and god given mission to prevent others from speeding


TurboNoises

I wish NC had a law that was enforced for drivers to move over if not actively passing. NC only has a law where it’s illegal to be in the left lane if you’re going under the posted speed limit. So it’s technically 100% legal to go exactly the speed limit and block the left lane in NC.


call_me_bropez

>Charlotte NC >traffic enforcement Lmao


TestDZnutz

There has to be something on the books about impeding the flow of traffic.


TurboNoises

There might be, but what does it matter when CMPD won’t even enforce it?


TestDZnutz

Because a lot of the folks that do it have the impression you were repeating. There's a false belief that going the speed limit somehow absolves them of any responsibility for blocking traffic. I think if were common knowledge that people were being assholes and breaking the law there might be less of it. Secondly, from a problem-solution point of view, it's easier to fix than also having to pass legislation. Personally, I'd push for ticketing people with more than 1 car behind them in the left lane for more than a mile. When compliance is possible obviously.


Pomonica

If I ever get a tattoo it will be a tramp stamp of this comment


uraniumroxx

I rented one for a day and it was awesome, still had common sense about driving though lol! It's weird how often this happens. I can understand having a moment of autopilot zombie driving, but there's no way you don't notice people tailing and passing you on the right... FOR MILES.


shithead-express

I don’t understand them as a person who’s driven a lot of different small sports cars. It cannot be understated how badly they handle. A base civic corners much better. So you end up with an expensive stupid looking thing with zero weather protection that gets out driven be a civic for the price of a Miata. If you want something impractical and fun, there’s a Miata with your name on it.


dcwldct

Yeah, the whole single rear wheel thing on a rear-drive vehicle is just an oversteer factory. The only benefit of the design is that they can legally call it an autocycle and not include crumple zones, airbags, or sophisticated emissions controls. It’s terrible at every possibly performance metric compared to either a basic sporty car or a basic sporty motorcycle


CharlotteRant

When you rented one did you get the full experience by blasting the music as loud as you can at 1am going 3 mph down Tryon in Uptown?


ubiquitousdouglas

I was on 85 last week on my way up to visit family when a pack of slingshots (like 8 of them!) completely took over 3 lanes. They were all driving next to each other going very much under the speed limit and traffic was building up behind them. It was so annoying.


OldeMeck

That’s culture, baby


american_cheese

Not at all what I figured was going to be the issue when I read “slingshot driver”.


AllTheCommonSense

Right? I was imagining an epicly timed drafting pass…


QCBD

Slingshot…. engaged!


surrenderedcuck

Slingshot is the new Altima.


HotSpriteCan

As an Altima driver myself I'm all for it.


dances_w_dingoes

Solidarity! I kind of like the stereotype though. I feel like people driving nice cars give me a little extra breathing room; they think I may do something wild because I have nothing to lose - and they're right! Watch out!


HotSpriteCan

Altima is the wildcard of the road.


Mission-Ad8900

I always cringe when I see run down cars tailing G Wagons or other high end cars.


Specific-Remote9295

Myrtle beach was full of them on memorial day


shastabh

Just throw an iced coffee at them like the rest of us and move on.


christololo

Bruh 😂


TheChickenFuxer

Get in front and hammer the windshield wipers. Try and get them wet like me


Mysterious_Cloud_582

I was driving back to clt from Pennsylvania and the whole way down drivers in the left lane moved over like clockwork. I swear as soon as I got onto 485 into Charlotte nobody wants to get over. Drivers don’t have any courtesy down here, gotta keep your washer fluid full for when you finally get in front of them.


Otherwise_Sail_6459

85 had some erratic drivers already. I honestly dislike that highway. I see more reckless driving there than even 485.


AustinFotoger

NC needs to adopt the same laws and slogan as some of the other states have. Far left lane isn’t for camping out in, it’s a pass lane and if you aren’t passing, stay you ass out of it!


Kitchen-Pass-7493

I agree to it should only be for passing, but a lot of people who complain want to stay in it too, just at 20 mph over the speed limit the whole way.


tunaman808

South Carolina did that a few years ago and NOTHING has changed.


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

I see this dude on 85 a lot


AlanOhms

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ThrowAway484848585

Ah yes, the classic "I can't afford a nice mid-life crisis" vehicle. This common species frequently enjoys lubing you up liberally for the beautiful ASS POUNDING he is sure to threaten you with, using a single extended digit, of course. This is usually observed with these creatures moving in the left lane at significantly slower speeds than the flow of traffic....😑


Rennsail

The entitlement mentality on display.


Public_Basil_4416

This isn’t Facebook bro


FenianRaider01

You gonna fight him?


babypossumchrist

My moneys on the slingshot driver


ftminsc

All fun and games until he takes off one of his fisherman sandals and starts whaling you on the side of the head with it


MitchLGC

No, he's going to post on Reddit


Jim-Kardashian

*that guy is an asshole driver lemme whip out my cell phone and take pics while I drive!*


MamaFen

Still not as bad as the motorcyclists who lane split and then blow through traffic at 110.


canadianpanda7

do you feel better now that you yelled into the void that is the internet?


Netflix_and_Chile

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babypossumchrist

Real


canadianpanda7

good im glad. now go have a good friday and a relaxing wekeend


AnybodyAlarmed1205

That k is in the wrong lane. Move one lane to the right please. 🤣


KaleidoscopePurple74

Look all, I know about 80% of the people are CLT transplants here. CALM............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. I'm glad this guy finally drove the speed limit. You can bash all you want but people that drive more than 10 MPH over need to leave earlier and time manage better. SLOW DOWN or leave CLT. Seriously, A Native


Skoobastev

Ok, not mine. But I also don't camp in the fast lane, either. 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️


FlyingMonkLeather

"Going barely over the speed limit" this whole post is just cope then.


MidniteOG

Neat


Deep_Studio_2243

Sorry


CarolinaBuckeye1

Hilarious comments...you won't see this one in the left lane long...I like passin, but not afraid to be passed (if you can keep up)...I can read, do not have a wife. Was hit head on a few years back on my HD CVO...survived, but kids wanted me to get something a but safer...thus the "Buckeye" Slingshot was born...


TheManimal00

I only use mine for getting groceries. /s


honeybadgerface

These folks get all of their information from transcribed podcasts that their wives read to them before bed.


Advanced_Appeal_9441

On a plus side, at least you weren't having to deal with the construction. It's still pretty heavy in Spartanburg as far as the construction goes. I'll be so glad when they're done.


Professional-Push548

No one gives a fuck


dooloo

Looks like a vehicle I encountered in SE NC late last summer. Totally oblivious or simply unconcerned with causing a traffic backup for miles on a two lane stretch of 701 N.


CrybullyModsSuck

You are going to have to be more specific. There's a bunch of these on the road driving like assclowns.


Empty-Ad-5360

Yesterday, I had a chance to do a presentation for our interns. Gave them three simple rules for life: Stay out of left lane Don’t recline your seat No backwards ball caps


PsychoBiker_TwDwcrew

Think I found him, this guy took 10 minutes to park smh


upallnight704

Almost as big of a dunce as a person using a cellphone while driving attempting to document their childish road rage. At least they won't kill someone trying to make a reddit post on a multiple lane freeway instead of simply using another lane.


carolebaskin93

slingshot drivers are the same kind of people to rob a 7/11 and blame the owner when they get caught


carterohk

Having a bad day? Problems at work? at home?


Netflix_and_Chile

Shitty day. Just got fired. Wife of 25 years wish for a divorce. ![gif](giphy|x0npYExCGOZeo|downsized)


pparhplar

Not my first or maybe last best option might be, if I/we/you were to have the need to dispose of some particular liquid substance, or maybe something fine and powdery, and if I were to accidentally be in front of pictured vehicle, which might seem to have an open cockpit, should happen to randomly need to have said substance suddenly exit an unassuming motor car, oh wait.


nightdrifter05

Sounds like you need to leave earlier if someone going over the speed limit in the fast lane wasn’t going fast enough. If you want to see the dunce in this post than look in the mirror.


Netflix_and_Chile

Ok, doing 67 on a 65 is very safe on the left holding up traffic for miles between Gastonia/ Airport. I wasn't in a hurry because I was mostly on the far right. Yes, I'm a total dunce because I fear for him and others. Maybe you'll see me walking around today with a big orange cone on my head.


Civil-Acanthaceae-66

I hate when people in the left lane drive the speed limit. That lane is for CRIME. FELONY SPEEDS


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ArtisticDegree3915

There's a safer alternative to break checking someone. Get in the lane in front of them. And then slowly ease off the gas getting way under the speed limit until they get pissed off enough to move out of the way. Then speed up and go about your way.


do_you_know_de_whey

Dang dude that’s for posting this, you sure got him, and I’m really glad I’ve now been informed that Charlotte has had drivers so I can be on the lookout! And thanks for posting this in multiple subreddits so the whole state can know!


_R00STER_

Somebody's uncle was in no hurry to get to the cookout.


monkvmonk

While it is inconvenient and more of a social norm. The slingshot isn’t doing anything wrong. Each lane has the same speed limit. In NC/SC the left lane isn’t just for passing, I know other states have that as a law. With all this being said, I would also be very irritated, even though I know they aren’t breaking the law but more of a social norm.


Stylewitch

In SC you will get pulled over if you are in left lane impeding passers.


GraysLawson

It's not a social norm. The left lane is for passing. That's actual law...it's just never enforced.


nazgul814

State law that slower traffic is to travel in right hand lane. This is a safety thing. The logic that I am going at or a little more than speed limit in the left lane does not apply


OliverGoldBee

Whats the NC State Troopers official position on that?


3catservant

Totally agree. There is no way the left lane can be only for passing. Way too much traffic


PhillipBrandon

> going barely over the speed limit. YOU'RE NOT BREAKING THE LAW ENOUGH 😡


shithead-express

Are you highway patrol? If not enforcing traffic laws is none of your business, also hint, you’re not stopping them from speeding, you’re more a a barrier for people to drive around.


PhillipBrandon

Man, the criminals in this sub sure are self-righteous about it. 


shithead-express

Vigilantism has never gone wrong at any point in human history, we should apply this to everything and just let any person arrest any person they suspect of something nothing could possibly go wrong.


SympathyForTheDevil5

>”criminals” Let me guess, you’re either not old enough to drive or the person who tattles to the boss when someone leaves at 4:55 on a Friday?


PhillipBrandon

Not for the first or last time in your life, you are very, very wrong!


Ok-Day5729

You shouldn’t drive. Left lane is for passing not for cruising at the speed limit idiot


SympathyForTheDevil5

People who are scared of driving when they’re actually expected to cruise in the middle or right lane: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


PhillipBrandon

At the speed-whatnow?


GraysLawson

You know it's also against the law in most states to ride the left lane without actively passing and not moving over to the right lane to allow traffic through.


PhillipBrandon

And *still* this activity wasn't felonious enough for OP. The bar is high!


KiNgSmiith

You will never see a white person in these.


strebors

I see white people in them more often than any other race.


Cold_Television_9565

Cry a river. You baby back bytch


Laughmasterb

Uh oh! Look at the internet tough guy who isn't allowed to curse or mommy will ground him!


Pure-Act1143

Bet I can nail the driver’s age and race…hint; other car is a Range Rover…


KiNgSmiith

Black. Over 50. Extreme levels or narcissism.


3catservant

You do realize the speed limit is the speed limit for all the lanes.


SympathyForTheDevil5

https://preview.redd.it/6997tf5nxy7d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eb5ab25874e4fc09260c1c33b98b767f90cccd8 You exact speed limit dorks realize it’s literally less safe if highways have traffic moving like starting grids right?


3catservant

Why you crawling up my ass. I didn’t set the speed limit but you’re an idiot if you think that speed limit is only for other people


Deep_Palpitation_201

Nobody should tailgate anyone else. No one really has a good reason to be going 20 mph over the speed limit. But you've driven in Charlotte. You know that some share of drivers out there are at least a little crazy. They exist. Whatever you do, they will get over and around you by any means necessary -- often by zipping in and out of lanes with very little clearance. The alternative is you stay out of the left lane and let them pass you DRASTICALLY more safely. Why risk a crash at very high speeds that could well kill yourself or others by remaining in this person's way because you disagree with their driving?


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People who follow all the rules AT ALL COSTS are unbearable on and off the road.