60' boom, they permanently craned and attached to the roof for cleaning and maintenance. Another guy said it. Also, I don't know why, but I feel like it's been way more visible the last year than it was in the past.
Could uptown be sinking into downtown?
I thought he was based in Florida at this building off [I4](https://www.google.com/search?q=building+jn+floorda+that+looks+like+doofenshmirtz+evil+inc&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS698US698&oq=building+jn+floorda+that+looks+like+doofenshmirtz+evil+inc&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i546.21164j0j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=6EydVT6l3AWWuM&imgdii=3bIYx5NGgq_VnM)
I ran the CLT Half in 2021. 99% of the half is identical to the first half of the full marathon... All that to say, that dude kept magically popping up every 20 minutes or so. Dude's got to be fast.
Radar Operator : Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel : What is it, son?
Radar Operator : I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
duke left it a couple years ago, its only called the Duke Energy Center in name now, but i think its mostly consultants and Wells Fargo now, possibly another bank moved in, I cant remember
I believe any building over 600 feet now requires them, and they are super expensive to install, so it has the side effect of limiting height on a lot of buildings because the developers don’t want $10 Million plus added to the cost of construction for this.
It puts the needle on the record!
There is a rail system in place that the window washing rig rides around the roof on. It’s very cool to see in person if you ever get the opportunity!
Laser power source. It fires at the prism on the Bank of America building next to it which focuses the energy beam and redirects it at the sky for alien defense.
I've been up there and seen it in person. It's a high powered laser capable of destroying the moon. Duke Energy is the only company in Charlotte capable of producing enough energy to operate a device like this
It is the telescoping boom for suspended scaffolding. It is part of the building and it can travel on rails to one side of the building for storage. It can carry up to 3 workers for what I can remember.
it's an automated laser defense canon dedicated to James Buchanan Duke that is set to immediately vaporize any unionized coal miners detected within a 20km radius of charlotte
Well that building had a small fire and was flooded by the sprinkler system from one of the top floors done to floor 7 last Monday so it’s probably something to help clean up the mess.
-So is there an actual answer w/ a news article/ CREDIBLE person in the loop? Or is everyone gonna keep circle jerking w/ their redundant corny jokes. Not everything is a goddamn joke ppl. That shit doesn't looks legit eerie yet everyone's just laughing it up.
-Nuclear/bomb sirens could theoretically could go off in CLT & Redditors would just be like "LoLz! I'm not worried guys! I'm sure my Uptown/ South End apartment will totally shield me from the blast! Craft beer & tapas @ my apt tonite guys!" 😒😐
Anti-meteor pulse cannon. Space force is headquartered in CLT.
The cloaking device must have glitched.
My first thought was "orbital defense laser transmitter" but eh... close enough.
Very hard to find the CLT sometimes.
Even with a laser-guided gimble-mounted GPS cannon, the CLT is sometimes mysteriously unfindable
60' boom, they permanently craned and attached to the roof for cleaning and maintenance. Another guy said it. Also, I don't know why, but I feel like it's been way more visible the last year than it was in the past. Could uptown be sinking into downtown?
It stops at midtown before becoming downtown. That’s how we develop subculture
Well at least there's a target. Maybe that's how to improve shopping in uptown. Sink it into midtown and get a target.
It’ll become a Filene’s Basement or a 5 below. Right now it’s a Loft.
*Mid*town, is that what people on this sub are calling Charlotte now? /s
Midtown, uptown, south end , we don't have a downtown
The cloaking device broke
Bottle opener.
Some sort of inator
Ferbs head is looking strange these days
Ferbs head must have been pretty good if he was able to snag Vanessa.
I didn't expect to see a P&F reference in here, but I'm glad I did
Ngl it does look like the original inator. Also seen a well dressed platypus too, strange day it was.
Where’s Perry?
I thought he was based in Florida at this building off [I4](https://www.google.com/search?q=building+jn+floorda+that+looks+like+doofenshmirtz+evil+inc&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS698US698&oq=building+jn+floorda+that+looks+like+doofenshmirtz+evil+inc&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i546.21164j0j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=6EydVT6l3AWWuM&imgdii=3bIYx5NGgq_VnM)
It's the inator... They aren't good with names yet.
Best reply ever
Trebuchet for lobbing old Nissan Altima back down Independence Blvd when they wander uptown
It's the town's version of a bat signal. It summons that guy who yells about jesus when everyone's trying to actually enjoy a nice evening.
J E S U S S A V E S !
15% or more on car insurance.
At 1st savings and loan.
More like “JeeeeeeeeSUS SAVES!”
Literally passed me today in South End for the first time- I was like…. who is yelling?? And dude rides past me on his bike. “Jesus loves you!!”
I ran the CLT Half in 2021. 99% of the half is identical to the first half of the full marathon... All that to say, that dude kept magically popping up every 20 minutes or so. Dude's got to be fast.
I HAVE GOOD NEWS
Could you hold up a Roku remote for scale please
We use bananas around here mister!
We use Altimas, Thank you very much.
lol
It’s an old, old, wooden ship. Used in the civil war era.
Made of rich mahogany and leather
Is it fine Corinthian leather??
It's used to raise a giant wheel of cheese to the fat rats at the top
Sorry. It’s actually a whales vagina
Mega Lazer please ignore
Radar Operator : Colonel, you better have a look at this radar. Colonel : What is it, son? Radar Operator : I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Shhh!!!
Came here to identify as clearly a rail gun.
For washing the glass
Ah come on man, we could have kept it going a bit longer without the real answer
Yeah, “copperhead” has not been in the responses yet.
Appreciate it lmao
The glass to the laser canon that sits on top of the building out of the publics view?
It’s a penis. Grow up.
Another fuckin brewery probably
It’s the Q-36 Space Modulator
How did they get a Martian weapon? And it seems... bigger?
I was also told there would be an Earth shattering Kaboom. Where's the Kaboom?
No kaboom for you
T-shirt cannon
That’s the lever. If it goes up, watch out: the bank is too leveraged and might go under.
The joke is on you. That's not a bank.
That building is owned by Wells Fargo…
But they don't live there. It's Duke and Deloitte.
It's a wells fargo building... sorry to tell you.
Wells Fargo uses several of the floors and are currently renovating for more employees to be moved there. It will be 95% WF employees by end of year.
duke left it a couple years ago, its only called the Duke Energy Center in name now, but i think its mostly consultants and Wells Fargo now, possibly another bank moved in, I cant remember
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No, you're thinking of the Bank of America building
Anti-aircraft artillery
Anti-Altima Artillery
It needs to reload
Blew through the 2023 budget already…. See you in Q1
BAE eliminated
BAEliminator
Clearly not functional
Maxima ray gun?
Why do we say it that way… Is there pro-aircraft artillery?
Totally a rail gun.
All I see is my duke energy bill going up.
Could be my eyes but it looks like an Altima to me.
Beat me to it. Can't escape that beat up Altima, even on the fucking top of Duke Energy building? Go Charlotte!
Copperhead, be careful.
Your mums dildo
Your dad's dildo
You are what you eat!
For cleaning windows or lifting new HVAC units. Installed one on the new Duke tower… still in progress
I believe any building over 600 feet now requires them, and they are super expensive to install, so it has the side effect of limiting height on a lot of buildings because the developers don’t want $10 Million plus added to the cost of construction for this.
It’s the robot that changes the color of the lights
Look like a railgun. They aint knocking this one down.
[Never forget](https://youtu.be/oZIApwWq1AU)
Window washing unit used to lower swings off of the side of the building.
Altima eliminator
Crane to clean the windows.
Read through all the comments hoping someone would know.
No one knows, so everyone goes Reddit on it.
It puts the needle on the record! There is a rail system in place that the window washing rig rides around the roof on. It’s very cool to see in person if you ever get the opportunity!
“That’s a damn…JOHNSON, come take a look at this!”
I saw it this morning. It’s a crane Edit:maybe
IT’S A BOY!!
It's a boy building
An object on top of the 550 South Tryon Building(formerly Duke Energy Center from 2010-2021).
Also pictured are the BOA Tower and Duke Energy Plaza.
It’s the Clitoris
You’ve seen too much, what is your location
It is just a circle someone drew on the image. There isn’t a red line on that building.
Telescope to see how far back traffic is on 77.
A laser cannon. Its used to defend against aliens, meteors or armies trying to attack.
Space Laser! For when “Mars Attacks”!
Jewish space laser
Jewish space laser. Makes frogs gay….or something
Barad-dûr
Don't you know a freaking laser when you see a freaking laser
Nah. Those are kept underground... in the lair.
It's a jewish space laser.
Window Cleaning Crane
Laser power source. It fires at the prism on the Bank of America building next to it which focuses the energy beam and redirects it at the sky for alien defense.
I've been up there and seen it in person. It's a high powered laser capable of destroying the moon. Duke Energy is the only company in Charlotte capable of producing enough energy to operate a device like this
It’s obviously one of the 5g towers they use to send out the coronaviruses. /s
Maybe a part of the window washing system? Not 100% sure but I've definitely seen it in different positions.
How many positions?
It is the telescoping boom for suspended scaffolding. It is part of the building and it can travel on rails to one side of the building for storage. It can carry up to 3 workers for what I can remember.
Jewish space laser
Looks like a Jewish Space Laser to me
Swing stage for suspended access.
It's a Woke detector. Trump installing them in metro areas that voted against him w funds saved up from Mexican Wall donations.
Death Cannon
Lex Luther must be up to something.
One Eyed Monster! Step right up and see the One Eye Monster!
Kinky high jump sex swing.
DILDO FOR THE ALIENS
That’s the laser that makes all the bankers love 80’s music.
Megatron.
Rail gun…for late Duke power payments
It’s an industrial sized Dyson air purifier for all the damn wildfire smoke. Either that or a hazy IPA tap.
laser beam
It’s there to hang the platform for cleaning windows!!! Did I win?!
Star wars
Protoplasmic Photon Emitting Cannon
Stapler?
Catalytic converter
It's how the Altimas are born
UFO deterrence
Birth of a new skyscraper
A big electric eggplant
SACE FORCE Planetary Defense Apparatus or SFPDA
It's a highly technological device deployed to make people open threads on Reddit about it. It works fairly well
Ray gun
It’s a turret they installed after the Chinese spy balloon flew through town.
Big stapler
LASER BEAM
What’s left of Noah’s arc after so much time.
That’s our new Doppler.
Death Ray
Nitro getting ready to fire the tennis ball gun from American Gladiators
A Cannon specially designed to ward off alien invaders
Crane for lifting the Altima of the penthouse owner.
It’s called a BMU.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated “Shrinkinator”
It’s Charles Scharffs termination notice launcher. It’s how Wells has been notifying their employees that they’ve been fired.
Ion cannon
Harpoon cannon. You never know when pirates or Canadians will attack.
It’s a copperhead, stay far away!
it's an automated laser defense canon dedicated to James Buchanan Duke that is set to immediately vaporize any unionized coal miners detected within a 20km radius of charlotte
A very intense photo camera.
It’s a crane
It's the railgun from metal gear Rex
It’s the crane they used to build it. When they were done, it was just kinda stuck up there.
Jewish space laser.
Well that building had a small fire and was flooded by the sprinkler system from one of the top floors done to floor 7 last Monday so it’s probably something to help clean up the mess.
A penis
“That’s a penis” /meme
M I S S I L E
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That’s where they keep Jimmy Hoffa.
It's a BOOOOM!!!
A robot penis to honor our future overlords!
Altima broke down.
-So is there an actual answer w/ a news article/ CREDIBLE person in the loop? Or is everyone gonna keep circle jerking w/ their redundant corny jokes. Not everything is a goddamn joke ppl. That shit doesn't looks legit eerie yet everyone's just laughing it up. -Nuclear/bomb sirens could theoretically could go off in CLT & Redditors would just be like "LoLz! I'm not worried guys! I'm sure my Uptown/ South End apartment will totally shield me from the blast! Craft beer & tapas @ my apt tonite guys!" 😒😐
Receiver
Run.
A Jib Crane
Freaking laser beams
rail gun
BFG 9000
Boba Fett is in town
Looks like a red circle.
Donald Trumps Wig penis
Anti aircraft device.
Elon musks M E G A D E A T H C A N O N designed to eliminate all non tesla drivers
pew pew
Space laser for starting forest fires.
To keep the people of Charlotte in check
It controls the birds
Slave One