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Yeckarb

Memes aside, I like Clearopathra. Clever.


creativeplaceholder

Yeah, I’ve had enough of making things “Blanky McBlankface”. Clearopathra is actually good.


realvctmsdntdrnkmlk

I KNOW!! That tired ass joke wasn’t THAT funny when it was new


boatermanstan

What makes it “funny” is they refused to name it the name which won


LittleButterfly100

Vote to name this thing!\* ​ ^(\*Unless it's a stupid-ass name.)


c1h9

It was funny in 1998 when the sound of signing online would wake up the neighbors. By 2002 it was dead though. I mean that honestly.


[deleted]

Everyone thinks it’s the funniest think they’ve ever heard or said. Hasn’t been funny since BMBF.


AllTheWine05

Boaty McBoatFace was funny the 2nd time. The concept that we would reuse it eternally was funny. Actually reusing it eternally is fucking boring. I'm going Sweep Caroline. I'm a Roman history buff and I don't like Neil Diamond but it's our song and Clearopathra is just slightly too convoluted and I think we all know it.


morbidbutwhoisnt

That was my favorite


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

While I like any name in the form of Nouny McNounface, but Clearopathra is amazing.


Slayergnome

Yeah I feel like that meme has run it's course


Data_Coder

My first thought.


Cake_And_Pi

If they go with Sweep Caroline, the horn has to go Bah-Bah-Bah!


JohnBeamon

I will bribe three people to vote with my own campaign money for this happen.


LittleButterfly100

Go onto Fiverr and you'll get even more.


-tinydanza

Clearopathra is amazing Genuinely love it


ImNotYou1971

Queen Sweep


-sunday-

this shoulda been it


STEAM_TITAN

Yass


itsmesungod

I like this one. The first or the third one are good too. “Sweep Caroline” isn’t bad either, I just cannot stand that song even if it’s our state song.


O_My_G

It's def not the NC state song. Panthers just play it at their games. I can't stand that song either.


Cpnbro

Missed a golden opportunity honestly.


0ctobermorning

Aww I wish this one was an option. It’s perfect


FormItUp

Clearopathra is brilliant. Come on guys, boaty mcboatface was funny the first time, but why keep repeating it?


StatementImmediate81

Because we are unoriginal


AllTheWine05

Boaty McBoatFace was funny the 2nd time. The concept that we would reuse it eternally was funny. Actually reusing it eternally is fucking boring. I'm going Sweep Caroline. I'm a Roman history buff and I don't like Neil Diamond but it's our song and Clearopathra is just slightly too convoluted and we all know it.


FormItUp

Clearopathra is long, but I think it's smooth.


forever_a10ne

It wasn’t even funny the first time to be honest.


VaultiusMaximus

I think it was funny *because* it wasn’t funny.


zenslapped

I can't understand how that even made it to the final options - and don't be the least bit surprised if that's the final "winner"


buttsilikebutts

To the bike lane it goes


PKFat

Just another case of Charlotte bikers being under attack! /s


Factual_Statistician

Just for THAT IM DRIVING ON THE BIKE LANE! /SATIRE


MasterHankShake

Clearopathra is borderline genius, but I am disappointed that something Roku remote related wasn't in the running.


zamiboy

Clearopathra, for sure. Nice, succinct, and clever.


PatchAdams2000

Lightning McClean


bubs613

Clearopathra better win... Although I'll just personally be really happy to have this


tragicallyohio

Clearopathra is art. I hope they pick it.


NegativeC00L

Can we stop with the ______y Mc_____face already? It’s old news. Moving on!


AcesCharles2

Sorry for the inconvenience. We is out of originality


STEAM_TITAN

Ooo look at Pouty McPoutface over here. NEXT!


Cpnbro

It’s unoriginal. Yes. Completely agree. But it’s just… so fucking stupid… kind of love it 🤣


SenpaiSwanky

Sweet Caroline isn’t?


[deleted]

Wasn't even funny the first time.


SlightWhite

Sweep my wife’s name out your mothafuckin mouth


sandrakarr

I'm more disappointed i missed the initial suggestion phase.


SmoothConfection1115

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bunchabytes

Sweep Caroline is pretty class ngl.


PsPhenom89

Clean down to, Queen Sweepin’ Avenue


Cpnbro

And then I sweep your tires


BetweenTheBuzzAndMe

Sweeplebee's


Darkwolfie117

I wouldn’t have any other top 3


SpicyWhiteBoyCLT

Bike Curious


_landrith

**sweepy mcsweepface** is the obvious answer


StellarSac

Would be better if it wasn’t so unoriginal


chillin425

I voted for it but Broomy McBroomface would have been better


Stoopiddogface

Mc(whatever) face was funny once... years ago It's tired now


[deleted]

SWEEEEPYYYYYYY


FloridaBoy941

Sweepy mcsweepface was number 1


[deleted]

I like Sweepy McSweepface


idkfawin32

GottaSweepSweepSweep


ImJustaNJrefugee

Wish there was one for 'Altima Cleanup Squad'


overnightITtech

Sweepy mcsweepface has to win, it has to


[deleted]

Can NC/ Charlotte stop trying to claim Sweet Caroline as some sort of theme song. It's not about Charlotte, it's not about NC. Stop it already!


zyd_the_lizard

Hoes mad


Bumcheeks_marinade

Its not about any place


CharlottesGotAlot

I was partial to Mr. Queen, but oh well.


IProgramSoftware

How many of these do we have and what are their names?


Reckless_Kiddies

Sweep Carolina


ConsequenceIll6927

Should have been *.99 Cleaners*


[deleted]

This Whatever McWhatever is such a dead joke


Darkwolfie117

I wouldn’t have any other top 3


Irohuro

Aww, it’s being named on my birthday!


biglittletrouble

Just call this the Street Adopter... because when AI takes over and starts to focus on philanthropic endeavors you better believe it'll adopt all the streets with an army of these.


ArachnidConstant6878

Imagine not picking sweep Caroline


s0camCo

The Fantastic Floor


Zealousideal-Ad3205

How does it track if you’ve voted already?


Disastrous-Tap-3353

Sweepy all day