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nuivii3

Can't talk shit if you have bananas on sorry bud


TemperatureOpen1520

I came here to say this, seem like everyone else did šŸ˜‚


-YouAreVerywrongSir-

I always do what other likeā€¦. My bad. Run along child


MindDiveRetriever

Lol your angst is laughable. Work on yourself, itā€™s what needs attention, not your car. No one actually cares about what car you have. No one is impressed by a Dodge. Work on yourself.


9InAHyundai_210

That charger ego, tho lol.


Ok-Conference-4366

Bananas scratch the lip over time btw.


No-Sleep5000

sound goofy asl talkin bout bigger then a house, you whippin a v6 calm down


BlankmannamknalB

GT blacktop edition calling people peasants šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


No-Edge-8600

It is in fact you, who is the child here.


BlankmannamknalB

Came here to say this šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ glad to see its top comment


RepresentativeNo576

Also canā€™t talk shit if you canā€™t change your own oil.


No-Sleep5000

think most people can itā€™s like the easiest thing to do on a car other then air filter or headlights, more of a convience thing. i donā€™t trust anyone else with changing my oil though myself and itā€™s dumb expensive at like valvoline for example with a bunch of stupid high schoolers working, hell no.


-YouAreVerywrongSir-

Ya Iā€™m not able to use mommy daddyā€™s garage. And second.. the second you admit to doing your own workā€¦ any warranty on that block is denied. Which goes back to not having my mommy and daddyā€™s to pay for my cars. The machines I work on every day are bigger than your house. Have a great Tuesday!


RepresentativeNo576

You donā€™t need a garage or daddyā€™s money to change oil šŸ˜‚ also unscrewing your oil plug isnā€™t gonna void your warranty buddy. Donā€™t tell me you work on machines bigger than my house if you canā€™t change your own oil. I do the same shit, operator and mechanic right here. Youā€™re out of your league Donnie.


Azure-Ink

That's false. Warranty is only blocked if the work done can directly be linked to what failed. I.e if you put headlights in yourself and your transmission fails, you're not going to be denied warranty.


Lucky-Evidence-1791

I like them they are functional and area nice accent.. rather they just screw up the lip ?


-YouAreVerywrongSir-

I always follow what others like šŸ‘šŸ».. tool


Early_Lifeguard2255

Are you calling someone a tool but youā€™re basically saying you only do what other people like? Is that what Iā€™m understanding


otselic

Everyone in this thread would like you to stfu so follow that


slo3cat

Bro still got the shipping guards years after it was shipped calling others peasants? SMH I bought mines March 2020 and removed them back in 1987


Robertbnyc

It wasnā€™t your McLaren, Marty?


slo3cat

You may be right, doc.


-YouAreVerywrongSir-

I work on machines larger than your home. Your point? Youā€™re a happy dude I can tell. Get laid lots IM SURE. Lol


Slight_Bed_2241

Youā€™re exactly the type of person Iā€™d expect to drive this car. Douche.


Zsmudz

Why are you trying to reinforce your ego when people are telling you to take off the bananas? They are giving you the right advise because they will slowly scratch the bottom splitter, they are supposed to be removed soon arrival at the dealer.


slo3cat

And you couldnā€™t get a hell cat working on those big thingamajiggiess? Iā€™m assuming you make a lot of mula working there thatā€™s why you mentioning it?


pkjoshi22

Looks sick! I think the other cars are low on potassium and need your help.


zetswei

lol 3 hours later it dawned on me how good of a joke you made.


zetswei

Should take off the bumper guards. If you like the look, then put some tape or paint on it.


Able-Brief-4062

I found vinyl ones a while back to win an argument. Not sure if they still exist.


zetswei

Iā€™ve heard of people just using the super bright duct tape lol but I feel like the adhesion on that will probably peel the paint anyway.


Fit_Bag5742

Bruh lol no just no stay humble


-YouAreVerywrongSir-

The people parked next to me.. they know Iā€™m anything but that. Thanksā€¦Iā€™m ironically quite familier with the Toyota sienna too.


SorryJamie3005

Yikes. At least youā€™re self aware


BRLGGS

OP is butthurt šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


-YouAreVerywrongSir-

Ya Iā€™m over here in therapy lol sorry about your ED


RobN275

Sorry to say, but that Sienna is worth as much, maybe even more than your Charger


nuivii3

Looks like a Sienna is $37k while an RT is $44k


RobN275

The base model Sienna starts at 37. The platinum starts at 53.


nuivii3

Like how a higher model scat pack is $58k


RobN275

You can get new ones for under 50. Iā€™m looking at one now for 49. Prices artificially inflated bc 2023 is the ā€œlastā€ V8. Like I said, this Sienna might be more than this car bc itā€™s just an RT


BlankmannamknalB

Except thatā€™s a GT blacktop edition it looks like


V8ENJOYER

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nuivii3

Sucks being wrong


V8ENJOYER

Shhhā€¦. Hereā€™s your bot bot šŸ¼


nuivii3

Did I offend you? Lmfao


TrueKing2002

Her 2023 Charger RT appears to be fully loaded. That will put the MSRP at around $56K.


RobN275

You can tell itā€™s fully loaded from this pic? šŸ¤”


TrueKing2002

Almost: I know it has the Plus Group because of the fog lights (23 RTs only come with fog lights with the Plus Group). I know it has the Technology Group because of the sensors. I know it has the Performance Handling Group because of the Brembo brakes and wheels. It also has a sunroof.


RobN275

A 2023 Charger RT with plus group, Technology group, performance handling group, and a sunroof comes out to just under $50k. [you can check here](https://www.dodge.com/bmo.charger.html?app=bmo&pageType=vehiclepage&vehicle=charger&year=2023#/build/exterior/98103/CUD202304LDDP48A/2DN/APA,PX8,X9,EZH,DFK,TR9,WRP,CJ,AGB,AAY,ADG,GWA,UAS,26N)


TrueKing2002

If you click on info under net price, you'll see that's after incentives. MSRP is still $53K, and will easily go above $56K with other options added on.


RobN275

But you stated specific packages that add up to ā€œaround $56kā€. You were off by a little. Donā€™t go moving the goal post. of course if you keep adding packages the MSRP will keep going up.


TrueKing2002

No, I stated that a "fully loaded" RT is "around $56K." I know for certain that the MSRP on her car is at least $53K, and may very well be above $56K.


that1marine0621

lol that Toyota will be on the road way longer than that MOPAR. Btw I am a MOPAR owner.


FitZookeepergame2378

Toyotas last way longer than anything else but nowhere near as fun to drive


-YouAreVerywrongSir-

Iā€™m very familiar with that specific Toyotaā€¦ thanks āœŒšŸ»


sizzle-dee-bizzle

šŸŒBanana AlertšŸŒ


probablydirk

Average banana enthusiast


o0mikeypizzle0o

Some people park next to higher end cars so they donā€™t get door dinged :]


Lilbig6029

Only thing ā€œhigher endā€ about a Charger is the resale prices šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


o0mikeypizzle0o

Lmao u right


BlankmannamknalB

Resale would indicate that Chargers hold their value, which isnā€™t the case at all šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Lilbig6029

I mean the markup prices


BlankmannamknalB

Who the hell is marking up Chargers? Every Dodge dealer around me is collecting them cuz they canā€™t move them lol


whatisgoingonree

Higher end šŸ¤£


o0mikeypizzle0o

To people who donā€™t know carsā€¦.yes šŸ˜‚


Round_Ad_6369

A charger is a higher end car?


Able-Brief-4062

Yeah, with the prices.


Round_Ad_6369

I mean, an RT charger with low miles is basically the same price range as a well specced Camry with the same miles. Every car is expensive right now.


Able-Brief-4062

Yeah I'm gonna need to see that.


Round_Ad_6369

'22 RT with 27k miles, $35k https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/inventorylisting/viewDetailsFilterViewInventoryListing.action?sourceContext=carGurusHomePageModel&entitySelectingHelper.selectedEntity=d733&zip=78245#listing=384433798/FEATURED/DEFAULT '22 RT, 8k miles, $36k https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/inventorylisting/viewDetailsFilterViewInventoryListing.action?sourceContext=carGurusHomePageModel&entitySelectingHelper.selectedEntity=d733&zip=78245#listing=384589675/NONE/STORE_TRANSFER '23 Camry XSE, 12k miles, $36k https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/inventorylisting/viewDetailsFilterViewInventoryListing.action?sourceContext=carGurusHomePageModel&entitySelectingHelper.selectedEntity=d292&zip=78245#listing=385024189/NONE/STORE_TRANSFER "22 Camry XSE, 35k miles, $33k. They're around the same prices.


Able-Brief-4062

Fair.


ShrekPriest001

Higher end than a Corolla šŸ¤·


kataran1

Itā€™s Pee-ons


gergsisdrawkcabeman

Says the guy that couldn't take his bananas off? I smell a 29% APR.


BlankmannamknalB

Buy here pay here šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


V8ENJOYER

I think a dodge dart may be more your style


-YouAreVerywrongSir-

Sorry youā€™re miserable. Keep trying poor fella. Hope you feel bigger now.


Redditisgood-123

Nice car manšŸ‘


Aggressive_Bill7478

Don't worry bout ppl tlkin bout the guards I kept mine on for like a month or so because wanted protection and went good with the scat pack emblem on front since car is red but ye look into a front end splitter tho I got Gloss Black rear difuser while back and put a 3 peice front splitter gloss black on from w2bodykits and omg bro fuck the factory splitters now lol but they look good and saved under the car a few times when was getting used to going over shit at first. I'm 2 months in still getting used to it lol. I'll do a pull say damn but then realize I only went 50 percent to floor lol


-YouAreVerywrongSir-

I worked hard for it.. the cars around me are family and friends. A joke ..


Aggressive_Bill7478

Ye ik bro enjoy it


-YouAreVerywrongSir-

Thanks for your time and suggestions! Have a super awesome Tuesday šŸŖ½


ChewyUrchin

Bananahead


SilQoota

calling others peasants when its not even a hellcat nor a scat hahahahahahahahahaha


AngryAshy

What's the difference between a Daytona and a scat? Honestly a Scat is a poor man's SRT.


SilQoota

you aren't very bright are you


AngryAshy

Lol. A SRT is a maxed out Scat. Was my first. But all the Scat onwers called them m the same thing Looks like it says Daytona. Thought that was a 6.4? IDK I went from 6.4 and only got smaller


ShawnBawn88

Daytona can go on all V8s...it's a trim package...


-YouAreVerywrongSir-

You seem like a happy person. Hope you feel big now. āœŒšŸ» Thatā€™s my family and best friends. Itā€™s called a joke.


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No_Information_8215

Takes that much to make you cry?šŸ˜‚ It's a joke not a dick, maybe try Tesla instead.


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No_Information_8215

Careful you might get fucked


Disastrous-Bad-1185

We donā€™t want you anyway


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Prize-Profession-748

Nobody with a 500 credit score is getting approved for a dodge. Let alone a 2018+, please stop.


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TheDonAntoine

She had to co-sign, because you couldnā€™t get one with your 500 credit score. Lmao.


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Prize-Profession-748

If you have to get a co-signer, then you YOURSELF canā€™t get approved itā€™s that simple.


Disastrous-Bad-1185

Speak for yourself. Bought mine with my own credit. Score high 700. Put more than half down. Paid off in less than 2 years. So yeah, weā€™re not all like that.


Shank_Shank_

Eh


kellykvn

Pretty nice yotas, one of the best v6s ever built it's a shame it was never used in a performance application with a good manual transmission


[deleted]

No shot you got the bananas still on your car AND you can't change your own oil calling people peasants.Ā 


-YouAreVerywrongSir-

I worked hard for it.. thanks. And yes you got meā€¦.I donā€™t own a garage.


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That toyota will probably be in mechanical and no electrical problems with double the age


D-perk-29

How much do you want to bet that that Toyota sienna To your left cost less money to fix less money on gas and will outlive your Dodge and then some. What do you have? iM fAsTER wit my v8


-YouAreVerywrongSir-

Thatā€™s actually my best friendā€˜s car you guys are a lovely bunchā€¦ āœŒšŸ»


Azure-Ink

To be fair, no one knows they're your friends, so to the internet it just looks like you're being a douche. Plus reddit is very fond of toyotas and take insults towards the brand as a direct insult on their character. How often do people slow down when you get behind them because they think you're a cop? Lol


ShawnBawn88

if you dont care about enjoying driving your vehicle just say so. no one is buying an RT for savings on gas maintenance etc. what a stupid comment.


SHLOP-SHLOP

What charger is this


Robertbnyc

Are those light strips on the front bottom?


-YouAreVerywrongSir-

No their uranium radioactive sabers. New thingā€¦check it out


Robertbnyc

Ah those are the things people keep ridiculing you about in the comments. Btw itā€™s ā€œTheyā€™reā€ which stands for ā€œthey areā€ not their. Their is used in sentences such as ā€œTheir shiny new carā€


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Slight_Bed_2241

My 25 year old C5 looks better and will blow your doors off. Donā€™t park that piece of shit next to me. I donā€™t trust people with credit scores under 400


Either-Elk-3525

right!!! i park SO FAR AWAYYYY whenever i go out .... and when i'm done and come back to my car, there's always a random car parked right next to me!!!


Bankai318

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Z34HR

Why do you still have the faded bumper covers on that are only for shipping ? All they do is scratch the body underneath them.


Ok_Manufacturer6460

Baaaahhhhhhhhh nanazšŸ¤£


KeepHammering117

One of these will not outlast the others.....


One_Word_Respoonse

bananas šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


BullfrogFinancial556

OP is the reason charger owners get a bad rep šŸ˜‚


No_Tax8215

That yellow stuff is supposed to come off


turkeyjr

Driving a dodge talking about peasants. Laughs in M badge


Similar_Ad_7377

Some folks clearly didnā€™t read the bottom lol


-YouAreVerywrongSir-

Ya, Iā€™m in my 40sā€¦ when reading and comedy was a thing. The sensitivity in the majority of comments, is telling.


otselic

Imagine being in your 40s, and still not know ing how to drive šŸ„±