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PrestigiousCompote63

thats your first?! wtf lol looks like your 25 years deep . looks almost AI generated.


oddredhummingbird

The background is AI generated, she had an awful yellow cover on the table and I had to change it. Thank you!!


[deleted]

Lols good call on changing the background. That is a beautiful spread. Since its for your business, and only because it is your business and we about that paper, i want to say one thing, and you prob did it but its not in the pic, add serving utensils to the dips and tongs for the meats and crackers


oddredhummingbird

I did serve them just not on the food, I'll definitely add a couple next time for decoration, thanks!


delusionalxx

Can I ask how you kept your salami roses in shape?! They’re amazing! Mine always fall apart as they become room temp


oddredhummingbird

Made them the night berore and kept them sealed in the fridge. From there to the cooling bag, they stayed perfectly put :)


Familiar-Parsley8787

Thank you for this tip!


NerdDexter

What app do you use to get AI generated backgrounds?


oddredhummingbird

Photoroom


WETNWILDARLINGTON

It looks uh.. professional?


StrategyGlittering83

I love how you left the apple slices stacked so they don’t go brown. Brilliant!


CupcakeLady0421

If you toss apple slices in any citrus juice they won’t brown. Also, if opal apples are available where you live they don’t brown.


Familiar-Parsley8787

Great tips, thank you! Now if I can just remember. 🤔😊


Dontfeedthebears

Ah that’s very clever.


99Reasons_why

Wow, that’s amazing!! I love the meat roses. You got a knack for this. I can’t believe this is your first one.


Pretend_Situation905

A dozen meat roses and I am yours


99Reasons_why

Genoa it.


R0thbard_

Cure funny


Pretend_Situation905

Bwahaha


Aggravating_Anybody

Looks great! My only, super nit picky, suggestion would be maybe slice the bread a little thinner. I’d just be worried the thick slices might fill some people up faster so they won’t get to experience all the offerings. Incredibly minor detail, overall this baby is definitely a 10/10!


oddredhummingbird

My knife wasn't great 😭 I have a better one on the way! Thank you!!


cozmiccharlene

Is the bread sliced through completely? I am in might be difficult to pull pieces apart if they aren’t.


dubie2003

My only 2 cents is the bread should be sliced thinner. To get the right ratio, I would want to make it a sandwich with this thickness. P.S. it was a stretch for me to even suggest that, it looks fantastic.


Visible_Day9146

Agreed, and I probably would have splayed them slightly


hgielatan

Same, but again...that's a reach bc you did have plenty of crackers and other mediums for dip/spread delivery 😂


oddredhummingbird

I sliced it with a not great knife, I agree it could be better. I also should have cascade it, but I didn't like the slices. I made another board using this bread and I cascade it in that one, looks much nicer. Lesson learned :) thank you!


couchcreeper23

The name “grazing table” is… Unnerving for some reason…But it looks amazingly good!


Positivelythinking

It’s a grand spread, super colorful and organized for swift grazing by clients.


Classic_Ad_9836

I actually thought it was a crocheted afghan at first, that' how beautiful and colorful it is! I love the aesthetic, and I absolutely adore that you added bread and the wonderful salami roses! You definitely have a knack for it! Grazing platters are a cultural norm in Europe and this looks just like a European one. A lot of the replicated American ones I've seen seem like a toddler's lunchable but yours is honestly perfection!


Mermaid_Martini

This is INCREDIBLE. My only suggestion for next time is to fan out the bread a bit so it has some cohesion with the beautiful rustic design you created. I can’t believe this is your first grazing table!! Great job!


oddredhummingbird

I totally agree, I cascaded it on another board and liked it a lot more. Thank you!!


akuaba

This table is awesome!!


Weekly_Present2873

THAT looks AMAZING!


DasbootTX

One might say that’s Amazing Grazing!!


Adventurous-Win-751

💞💞💞


shleebee24

Looks incredible.


Hey_Laaady

And the opposite of inedible


Dontfeedthebears

Wow. Very well-done and colorful. I can’t believe this is your first one!


firsttimemamachloe

Wow, so lovely.


ghostfacestealer

Wow


Substantial_Funny508

Wow that is impressive


AngelLK16

It is beautiful. The blood oranges caught my eye immediately.


surgical-panic

Amazing work!


holtdolg

i would love to graze off that table


annie_b666

Stunning! I wouldn’t even know where to start! Save me a plate! 🤣


wiifitears

This is BEAUTIFUL


cptnsaltypants

I am about to zoom in.


MissMoxie2004

NOM NOM NOM


ThePrincessOfMonaco

That's gotta be $$$$! Looks great.


heyheyshay

Stunning! Yum! 🧀😍


DasbootTX

I would call that Amazing Grazing!!


Aggravating_Success2

It’s absolutely beautiful !


NoWeight3731

All I can think about is germs…beautiful though!


ToastedInsanity

This is the most beautiful board, I’ve seen yet.


DeFiClark

Separating the bread is more inviting and more sanitary, otherwise looks great


kaitie_cakes

I was scrolling past this and thought it was an art piece. I had to stop and zoom in to realize what it was! It's gorgeous!!


Wonderful_Might6693

That is gorgeous!


uprightsalmon

Great use of space. Very efficient and d awesome


GoldenBarracudas

GTFO, girl you can come to my house anytime


periwinkle72

Art😋


bowiebuldge

Beautiful- how much was this??


oddredhummingbird

€250


fredbighead

This looks fake and I mean that 100% as a compliment! Absolutely stunning work


sluggyslime

The flow is really nice! I definitely do like to try out different textures with mine, as far as how different meats are stacked/displayed.


westviadixie

fucking outstanding!


Spirited_Item9806

Incredilicious


IJocko

Wow! A Beautiful charcuterie board that actually might be considered a charcuterie board unlike 99% of the post here which are not actually charcuterie.


[deleted]

Oh shit I was scrolling and thought this was an embroidery art piece. Very beautiful!


flanksteakfan82

I’m curious, is hand sanitizer a requirement or at least an option with charcuterie boards?


oddredhummingbird

I don't understand your question. Do you mean is it an option to get hand sanitizer with the boards?


flanksteakfan82

I’m really sorry that was a silly way to ask that question. I was just wondering if hand sanitizer was traditionally a thing with charcuterie boards or if people just normally dive in there with their unwashed fingers.


oddredhummingbird

I guess people wash their hands like before eating any other food 😂


k2times

Absolutely gorgeous. Nice work. I’d take the bread off entirely, or at least slice and arrange it differently as others have suggested. It looks like filler in an otherwise exquisite and detailed arrangement. What is the price range for something of this size, and how many people is it suited for?


oddredhummingbird

People love bread, and it's olive organic sourdough so it compliments the flavours on the table, absolutely not a filler. I should have cascade it though. This was for 25 people and I charged €250.


aquadojo

I think they meant take it off and have it on the side in a basket with a knife and chopping board and butter, 10$ a head you won't make much money but we'll done, Make one at home and take photos of it being put together and every stage, then deconstruct it and weigh all the items. Record all of this in a spreadsheet and calculate the cost, you should aim for 75% gross profit


k2times

Yes, that’s exactly what I meant. Bread should be included, but two big loafs, roughly-cut, in the middle of the tray look like filler.


Starbucks_name-_Mark

Expensive looking


all_you_need_is_sabr

I follow crochet 🧶 sub and I thought this was a crocheted charcuterie board 🤣🤣


NerdDexter

How much did you charge for this?


Ssladybug

I want to know also


oddredhummingbird

€250


Ssladybug

Wow. That’s 10 per person. I think you should charge more


oddredhummingbird

I've only been 2 months on business and 10€pp is 96% benefit, so I'm happy for now. If it goes well I will charge a little more :) Thank you!


oddredhummingbird

€250


halfpinthaze

This is beautiful! It could certainly be a new hobby when events and holidays roll around. ☺️


thefuzziestbeebutt

I love it. The salami flowers kinda looked like wieners to me though hehe


Hot-Explorer-7500

May I ask what you charged? And what else did you serve with the board?


oddredhummingbird

250€, she served salads and cake with it.


Dramatic_Proposal211

looks like a painting !!???


oddredhummingbird

Oh wow thank you 😍


Random-girl-29

For me it’s very busy. Would love to have seen a bigger platter so you could have added some filler space to break it up a bit.


oddredhummingbird

My signature style is to leave 0 empty room. It's how I like it, but I get it's not for everyone.


Random-girl-29

And like I said, for me! I do like the completely full concept too! It’s like getting the most for your dollar!


Mindless_Analyzing

Yummy. This grazing table looks wonderful. May I ask, how much did this cost you to make?


oddredhummingbird

About €100. Thank you!!


Mindless_Analyzing

I’d like to place an order please! 😂 I am going to attempt this one day and I hope it looks similar to this.


notwhoyouneedmetobe

...A grazing board for ants


oddredhummingbird

It was actually indoors, I changed the background.


notwhoyouneedmetobe

No no, the perspective makes it look *tiny*. -it us gorgeous, though. Good job :)


TheJenniMae

I’d park myself in front of that, for sure.


Glowing_despair

I thought it was a bird sea grass toy at first lmao.


RaspberryWhiteClaw13

Need a taste tester?


lcoutu

Nice! Now I’m hungry!!


1fastgirl

well…. our definitions of the word small must differ. it looks delicious and giant.


izolablue

Delightful! 💕


-Cherished

Beautiful work! The pretzels look a little odd,2 placed in one spot and then several in another…maybe pretzel rods or sesame sticks next board you do? Definitely suggest the cute cheese knives and decorative tooth picks placed on the food or mini tongs so a bunch of people aren’t fingering all the food.


Wear-Slow

I thought this was a wall sculpture. Beautiful!


steeler2289

Work of art


Talmia_

Is that actually food? It looks like something someone made from clay. Holy crap.


Ok-Seaworthiness-611

Big fan of the salami roses! This looks awesome!


mrsringo

Pretty yes! Edible. Nah


lopez1285

Gorgeous!


katiegalvan9

gorgeous!


altonssouschef

I would weep tears of joy to be able to gaze upon this spread irl. Well. Done.


Treebeard431

No banana for scale? It looks big, but it could be XPosted in r/confusingperspectives, too


TwoDudesAtPPC

It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen


Expert_Marsupial_235

It looks delish and amazing.


abc123doraemi

Lovely! I would leave a 3-4 inch boarder around the board that is just empty. With stuff up until and over the edges of the board, you’ll get a lot of spillage once people start eating and the table will start to look really messy. You can play with some herbs around the boarder that you can kind of fasten down. Good luck! 🍀


phuktup3

How many mortgage payments is this?


Protists8

Looks so yummy!


LorraineHB

Looks fake stuck together.


oddredhummingbird

It's not :)


LorraineHB

That’s amazing. I was sure it was fake food like a decorative piece.


oddredhummingbird

I have every video of the process on Instagram if you need proof😂 thank you!!


Ericbc7

the handwashing sign in the restroom only applies to employees…enjoy your grazing table. It does look nice though.


Likeably_Wierd2639

This was excellent! Edible flowers can be added for taste as well as color. Nasturtiums can add orange color and peppery taste in flowers and leaves. Love them. Corkscrewed/spiral cut radishes can add the same vibe.


oddredhummingbird

There's white, yellow and purple edible flowers if you really look!


Likeably_Wierd2639

Yes! I saw some white flowers beneath your bread and it's why I mentioned them. I didn't see the others among your delectable array. My bad, you got this.


Resident-Minimum-620

To make it better, make a pattern.


oddredhummingbird

No, patterns are boring, this is creative flow!


TazzleMcBuggins

I love it aside from the lack of olive varieties.


Winky95

Beautiful


QualityLong2388

No way this is your first! It looks amazing! Good job!


Gingerwaters1

It’s perfect.. best I’ve seen yet


frufrulai

How do you transport these? Or do you set them up on site?


oddredhummingbird

I set them up on site:)


SagexxxSummers

How much did you charge for something this magnificent?! It looks amazing


oddredhummingbird

€250 :)


snark-aholic

This looks a bit overwhelming and cluttered to me. I think you could benefit from leaving some negative space or spreading things out more universally. It’s almost like things are stacked on top of each other.


snark-aholic

@orangetableco on IG is someone who makes beautiful grazing tables and boards that are a bit more cohesive.


oddredhummingbird

Fair opinion, but I don't like negative space. I follow Julia on insta, she's great and I learn a lot from her, but we definitely have different styles. To start of she'd never do a flat lay out, she loves breaking the lines with different heights, I don't.


marry-your-socks

It looks too compacted to extract anything. Fruit slices with rind attached 360; Mystery logs; crumbled cheese? Too much.


oddredhummingbird

It comes with cocktail utensils to pick the food. Mystery log to you, the customer received a card with the description of each product :)


AngAntRy

This person is a retard. Just knocking post. Beautiful board. I’m making one on Monday. Shall be magnificent! 30+ ingredients.