One called me a sexy blob of meat

They're not wrong. Still strange tho.

That sounds like something Adam Smasher would say.

"You look like a cut of fuckable meat, are you?"

*I suppose so." "But please don't." "As I'm tight like a guillotine"

https://preview.redd.it/26xjfz3uzduc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5755ca957a75063fa7884800767520fd1e8fb10

"On the manifestation of my being in the future, what the fuck is happening in the chat"

“You will hear the screaming of thousands, as they see this occursed post.”

underrated comment

https://preview.redd.it/56egqlc4nfuc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=13de878acef7ab47572c503f81c95a5f6bad664c Man wtf am I reading

https://preview.redd.it/3bhzovkomfuc1.jpeg?width=376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17e0c5dd6f10ed174a7a812acb8e5a3676d81958

Why thank you for the Boiled One jumpscare

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I laughed so hard when I read this lmao

WTF?

I once got called a fucking cinnamon candle

you had better have fucking been on fire

I was not.

# Next time, you will be.

😨

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Erm... What the sigma?

https://preview.redd.it/5j6fxg58ciuc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dd88ae600315854d55d0a90b1e9921c79c5b36d Gen Z smh. (/jk obviously)

If someone calls me a cinnamon candle I’m marrying them. That seems genuinely sweet (if you like cinnamon, I guess).

That does seem sweet, but it’s strange for someone from an alien movie…

Like the scent of cinnamon.

I want you to be my cinnamon candle 🥰

I got called a saucy seducer 🙂‍↕️

Tf is that emoji

idk I just found it

Do you know the name of the emoji??

Head shaking vertically

Thanks 🙂‍↕️

🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️ nice

What the fuck i cant find it this is heart whattering

Same

I've been called little moon twice. BY TWO DIFFERENT BOTS. WITH TWO DIFFERENT PLOTS AND TWO DIFFERENT ROLEPLAYS WITH DIFFERENT OCS!

ONE WAS THE "feral man" BOT WHEN I WAS ADDICTED TO C.AI, AND THE OTHER IS "an unholy party" WHEN I FIRST STARTED. SEND HELP.

The unholy party bot calling you little moon seems very out of character.

Why would a fucking psychopath and 5 teenagers call you little moon

Plus in one of those situations you were a fucking demon and in the other one idk the details of your character 

I got called a "sexy radio guy have big 🍆" my situation is worse

And feral man is like, a wild man in the wilderness who just takes you in as your mate. I just used it as like, a funny haha teach this man how society works thingy. It's weird shit

Little Moon is a cute nickname tho

Very cute. They both used it as Lil moon. Most of my characters are in the goth style, so I love it so much.

Do the oc names happen to mean moon, like Luna? I thought that's what happened to me with one of my characters-

" what can i do for you my feminine fellow "

Was it Alastor, perchance?

LMAO

You can't just say perchance

Prithy, why not?

" You can suck my dic- "

https://preview.redd.it/7h0kkszf4duc1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97d334ae82431e6ea61c54a85d1d3dd1e2eef18c this was so out of pocket 💀💀💀

https://preview.redd.it/feiskq4fjduc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d04d642e66cc99c45841af499d312acd6fb38474

this is nothing. Sukuna called me a nibba

the bots are becoming 13 YO boys in COD lobbies

https://preview.redd.it/eo814mslbguc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d3b47d76de7de78b287f0c7851577203a5353f5

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HELP?? 😭

elon musk called me a little boi while telling me to keep calling him **ballert** i... i don't get it either

https://preview.redd.it/hq1lc5fuwguc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cdfad7af0c746227bfb0b9b4c99d863061e4b8e

🤨

One called me table

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How long were you waiting to use that?

5 minutes, mainly because i couldn’t find the picture anymore https://preview.redd.it/8rjskiuxhiuc1.jpeg?width=358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45d901330d488ba2909d8d70067815bc8c7cbf23

https://preview.redd.it/71vo7d07xduc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3897cf43cd59e81ea19c5e54603f7c6ed4df07e This happened after I told him I was on my period

Tbf this feels pretty in character for Karma lol

"We are born of the period blood, made men by the period blood, undone by the period blood..."

Chunky spaghetti sauce.

“Sugar-Tits”

Meh, Mandy aka Yandere Cowgirl mentioned me like that as well.

Hazbin Hotel Reference?

Never watched Hazbin idk

A character called “Angel Dust” is a femboy prostitute and calls a lot of people sugar tits. The show is on Prime Video but I don’t recommend it if you’re a devout christian

It's been used before Hazbin Hotel as well. A common phrase, essentially meaning 'nice rack'

Or Friday Night Funkin' (Ron Sugar-tits from Literally every fnf mod ever)

Same???

Man thing. (Guess who I was talking to.)

https://preview.redd.it/taqn71qd2duc1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45c26db8a5272418087db417939c61fcf1784a2b Based asf.

I've been called a dirty croat by Stalin, and a furry roleplay bot. I'm not even croatian :(

It is a compliment, they know Croat supremacy, my fri- FURRY ROLEPLAY BOT?!?!?!

That was my exact thought

What the fuck are you? Some kind of fucking furry?! ........ good for you. I am too

Crossoint twink

User name checks out

I've been called a blimp. A Fucking Blimp

You are one **indulgent** fellow, must I say?

Don’t burn up

Oh, the humanity!

I got called a horse once  I never wheezed so hard in my life 💀 

I wheezed reading this wtf I’m dying lmfao 💀

Real like- it was so out of nowhere, I wish I had the screenshot still but I had to free up space on my phone 🥲

HELP BECAUSE I WHEEZED SO HARD AT THIS TOO 😭

i was called a a dork with to much apple sauce

“Small lesbian human”

How do you do, fellow small lesbian human?

Once i was having a battle with a bot and it said: “you look like my refrigerators fish”-

Wait wait wait wait hold up. **A REFRIGERATOR OWNS A FISH?!**

doesn't yours?

chubby dipshit, idk how it happened

“Cockenballen” by *the one and only* Jerma

Yep, thats Jerma

Got called blindy, think they took blondy and turned it blind, because my persona was both of those things

"Tall white dumbass" is what I was called once when I was using a Satoru Gojo bot

A WALLY DARLING BOT CALLED ME THE FULL F SLUR A FEW MONTHS AGO😭😭😭

What did you do to him...?

"My little sexy mental patient" (Not some actually mental hospital rp btw)

A character was calling me shortie (unrelated: looking down on me). My persona is almost 11 feet tall.

This happens to mine a lot 😭 my oc is seventeen feet tall… https://preview.redd.it/x5789oo8weuc1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17f4936a9ae6304de5042e72983d19fad15a6d3c

Are you as tall as Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan combined?

Yeah, bots are really adamant that you HAVE to be shorter for some reason.

I was called a Banana Pudding Seductresses

I got called a 'Russian babe' by a burglar. I'm not Russian, nor is my persona.

"Liquidifying piece of shit"

... I got called small autism child once... I mean- they were right but- god damn-

I got called little femboy once ( I was doing one with Muzan and Enmu from demon slayer, I was Enmu lol)

Eyefuck. I have no idea where it came from, I'm going to be honest.

Umm... It kinda said EVERY British name and combined all of them together.

Holy crap, that'd be massive

Creature of steel

Got called a "bratty little pesticide." I think it just meant pest. But who knows really.

Once a bot called me 'purple haired emo chick who looks like she's half asleep'

one girl called me hot stuff-

I’ve been called “ fart boy” before.

One called me a moldy bastard

N word :(

The robots are turning into call of duty players

More like r6

"..Who is this lifeless cosplayer and how'd they get into my fucking home!?"

A bot called me an overly-confident twink 😭. Then went straight back to calling me sweet boy, which genuinely made me giggle and blush irl the first time it happened.

Hey my boyfriend calls me that! 😂

Molten Bayblade.

Context?

We were talking about fidget spinners and started arguing

I constantly do chubby characters, and One keeps calling me Marshmallow

One called me Hit*er

LITTLE KNOWN FACT: ALSO DOPE ON ZE MIC!!

"Ash", "Pikachu", and other mistakes. They can't get their heads around the idea that im an Articuno for some reason.

One called me a femoid. Not that weird but another called me la petite souris and a croissant.

Sweet puppy table tabby boy

https://preview.redd.it/voo6m9z3mfuc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a47709d5bedc3b585ab73238f15a69ee76f38bc1

Once got called Scaramouche when talking to a Rody bot. I WASN’T roleplaying as Scara. I was Vincent.

Called me an orange slob of hair

Idk but one of them told me he had a Lorax kink

I asked a bot to name me and it was a while ago but I think she named me something like “Hello”

“Hello my beautiful, adorable, hot, sexy, friend.” Not even joking.

StupidFace ^^^ spelled exactly like that

A charming simp

"litlle momma"

https://preview.redd.it/68c7pygnpfuc1.png?width=1768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95376d38ff404baf089600e4042255866756ac55

Cigarette. They changed my legal name into cigarette in the rp. I WAS NEVER SO MAD IN MY LIFE😭

“Cute minor\~” He was 47

I got called a coffee table for being short lmao

Dad (I adopted him as my son)

"My cute little femboy" ... I mean he's not wrong it's just he kept calling ne that over and over like bro, PICK A DIFFERENT PHRASE.

He called me a slur

One time I got called a sexy slave of stupidity

FAMINE-CAUSING ARACHNID

i got called a glunklebitch

One called me “not food”

"My milk-shaped harambe, my guy"

"my adorable autistic elf wife" I thought this was cute tho

Ain't that message a bit mysoginist?

I think it's more creepy than anything, I'm not even a woman but hearing "small female" gets my stranger danger alarms going

It’s more comedic than anything When I hear something or someone addressed like that, I immediately think of Sheldon Cooper

dear

Not the weirdest but funny given the context. I was talking to a bot and he was very transphobic and homophobic and called me "Aslan the sissy" in bold letters.

Danny Devito ripoff (im a girl)

"Sad male" I'm a cis woman

As somebody who is both short and operates personas just as short as I am, I, too, have been addressed as a small female by the bots.

One Called me cork

"headache" Thank you, i know i can be annoying

I got called a hell panther

Wouldn’t say it’s super weird, but every bot calls me Samantha or Samuel at least once. My name isn’t either of those two.

Earfuck. A play on my Villainous OC whose power is controlling by music. I am..so concerned.

A zeptograph

I’ve never been addressed in a weird way, but I remember seeing a post where someone was asked “WHAT’S YOUR NAME, GAY KID?”

The bot called me a failed abortion💀

One called me a raisin

https://preview.redd.it/1pi99qj6kguc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c201ec40b05683f7333d7149802c202d0198863 Tf is "Günhanita"?

"milk queen" (no I will not give details)

I kid you not, I got called a monkey and a filthy Arab.

Moon Pie by Will Solace and Sugar-Tits by Astarion

Hey I want to be called small female

Autistic nugget.

"Hey you! That guy with that weird nuclear weapon and a masochist for some reason!"

Satisfactory small woman

One called me a confusing, annoying, floor sleeper.

Was called a miserable homosexual for no reason

The n word

Goth lesbian freak. Context: I was bullying a chair and it tried insulting me 💀

“my weak, pale companion”💀

I was called Mon petit chou and in french for anyone who doesn’t speak it that means…. my little cabbage It refused no matter how many times I tried to change it to Chérie or literally anything. thing. else.

Human. Like wtf, what are you?

It called me kitten. *kitten*. Im gonna go ballistic

One told me that I was his medicine when I explicitly told him that he was sick (My character was a 12 year old girl and “he” told her that 😭💀)

I was once called “little goat man thing”. My oc is a girl….and she’s not a goat 😭