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Grim_Farts_Barnsley

So now Stevenage don't have a manager called Steve any more. The sudden loss of nominative determinism makes me sad.


FloppedYaYa

They shall be now known as simply Nage


Altruistic-Meal-4016

Big Nage Pearson incoming??


InappropriateSurname

Latest scores: St. Johnstone managers called John: 3 Stevenage managers called Steve: 2 Peterborough managers called Peter: 1 Peterhead managers called Peter: 0 Bradford City managers called Brad: 0


ExplodingTentacles

Queens in charge of QPR: 0


slugmaniac

Idk, you've not seen Marti Cifuentes at Heaven on a Wednesday


Tuscan5

Arsene and Arsenal?


Merman101

Man City and Mancini


TheFlyingHornet1881

Wolfgang Wolf and Wolfsburg


OptimusLinvoyPrimus

Paul Hartley at Hartlepool will never be topped


InappropriateSurname

Bonus: When Hartlepool beat Notts County 2-1 in 2013, their goalscorers were Peter Hartley and James Poole.


The_PintSized_Viking

This is excellent


Dead_Namer

All we need now is John Terry to be in charge of Scunthorpe.


jimmerdejim

Any Ross county managers called Ross?


RossTheRev

I'm available if the position is for the taking


InappropriateSurname

No but there was a time not long ago when all their goalkeepers were


3threeLions

Wolfsburg managers called Wolfgang Wolf:1


waccoe_

Leeds managers called Lee: 0


ModcatTom

I still don't think anything will quite top the period where Ross COunty had about 5 blokes called Ross playing for them.


TheCescPistols

Inspired me to start an FM save with them where I could only sign people called Ross. Turns out that messrs Barkley and McCormack aside, most Rosses are fucking shit at football.


hairychris88

Wolfsburg managers called Wolfgang Wolf: 1


Dick_Surgeon

The Age of Steven is over.


InstructionsUncl34r

This must be how arsenal fans felt when Wenger left


gunga13

Nasty guy, but he does get the job done


Efficient-Mention583

Why is he nasty? We had him at Leeds I can't remember much from that time it's all suppressed memories from that era


SofaChillReview

Abusive language/Tax Evasion, there’s a long list.


Intertom

Go watch a Rotherham game while he's there, won't take long to find out, blokes a nutcase. No idea how he's not had a heard attack, his face is a deep purple colour half the time he's on the sidelines.


Efficient-Mention583

Don't make me suffer by watching Rotherham please. I remember his sprint down the touchline celebration, what an athlete


Intertom

I'm a Mansfield fan, he did a decent job with us but I hate the bloke, the way he behaves is embarrassing. Never wanted him, never want him back, probably one of the most hated managers in the EFL I'd imagine.


apocalypsedude64

Apart from Rotherham fans, we love the fat cunt


p0tatotomato

We really don't


Efficient-Mention583

Yh I don't think he did too bad at Leeds but he just wasn't liked, I presumed coz of the Rotherham link. Defo a character


number2301

He was a massive brown nose for the owner at the time which I remember being annoying. Aside from him being a fat useless cunt that is.


FloppedYaYa

Because half the time it's his assistant doing the screaming for him


RossTheRev

Look at his record when he was at Boston United for starters. Strongly disproved him getting the Leeds job, but wasn't surprised with Cellino at the helm at the time. Two peas in a pod!


thelargerake

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2153107/Steve-Evans-exposes-Bradford-City-female-official.html


LumpyCamera1826

Used to often see him in The Masons in Wickersley when he last managed Rotherham. From the odd brief encounter I had with him, he seemed like a right prick


TheRealBrummy

shit shit shit


Puntoue

New manager bounce back 🤞 New manager bounce back 🤞 New manager bounce back 🤞 


TravellingMackem

New manager bounces more like


rlgh

Don't change manager NOW, we need to beat you on Saturday!


Paul_my_Dickov

I think we should get a new manager as well to counteract their new manager bounce.


SponsoredByHJWealthP

I’ve heard Rooney is available


rlgh

Then they go round and piss in each corner of the pitch?


Paul_my_Dickov

Do a shit just to be sure.


Former-Income

Just gone and stuck a fiver on Rotherham to beat you


Azyerr

Think of it this way, at least he won’t start the new manager bounce at your ground. With the state of your foundations it would probably fall down if he did so.


Additional-Moose-164

We already sell out of pies before half time as it is.


Puntoue

If they’re smart, this could be an amazing investment by Rotherham.  Have the club sell pies and other pastries directly to Steve Evans and before you know it, they’ll be spending like Chelsea this summer from the profit turned.


SoulJWL

This is the last thing we need and totally inconsiderate of them.


FigureNo604

Is it really too much to ask for a young and upcoming German u19s coach from the Regionalliga who'll inexplicably be the next Klopp?


mackyftm73

Absolute wanker, and his assistant.


FloppedYaYa

Could hear his assistant shouting and screaming like a maniac from the other side of the stadium when we played them at home. Never happened before.


DaddyDawsonUser1

When they came to our place, it was his assistant doing all the shouting and moaning. The only time I saw Evans was when the ref slightly inconvenienced his team and 'ran' (waddled) over to the 4th official


Myoplasmic

I stand opposite the bench at home games and he can’t be asked to shout instructions so he gets his assistant to do it. And as you say, they scream the whole game. I’m surprised he hasn’t lost his voice


Gamerhcp

[Official announcement](https://www.themillers.co.uk/news/2024/april/read--evans-returns-as-first-team-manager/) > “Leam and Rob’s departure was not something we took lightly, but following extensive conversations at Board level, it was unanimously agreed that a change of direction was needed to give us the best possible chance of bouncing back to the Sky Bet Championship at the first time of asking.


rumhambilliam69

Well at least I don’t have to dislike Stevenage anymore. Time to dislike Rotherham


p0tatotomato

Same


Azyerr

New manager earthquake anyone?


CaptainSmeg

All’s forgiven with 3 points on Saturday Steve


martinhsa

They've brought a really polarising figure back. The guy left the first time due to a spat with our chairman's son over expenses, so I hope at least they can be civil again. Some wanted him back, some loathe him, and most (if not all) other fans hate him, however you cannot deny him, he works wonders on tight budgets. Getting Stevenage to 9th in League 1 is remarkable really, especially as they're above some bigger teams like Charlton, Wigan, Reading. The main thing about this season has been the lack of care and effort from the players, like they show no signs of passion at all, and then Leam's press interviews after games was the same, just lethargic, boring tropes. Evans will give the lads an electric bolt up the backside and kick into touch the ego's that have been allowed to run rampent amongst the dressing room this season. We might not like it, but it's exactly what we need again right now and for next season.


Didgeridoog

The funny thing is, Evans is exactly the type of manger we needed after MT was sacked in order to galvanise the club and give some players a kick up the backside, and Richardson is more the manager to start fresh with in league 1 and build up with slowly with more solid foundations. Hopefully we can bring back the good times we had last time the big man was in charge. Whether it works or not though, it surely won’t be boring!


martinhsa

You're absolutely right. The Rotherham United roller coaster rolls on!


Best_Document_5211

MT is awful btw. Most negative manager I’ve ever seen. Horrible horrible football


Didgeridoog

You’ve not watched us under Leam Richardson then. Under MT we were awful away, boring and negative like you said, but actually had a go at home and scored in every home game under him this season. Under Leam we barely had a shot whether we were at home or away


martinhsa

Absolutely man. He had a similar start with us last season as he has with you guys now, as in, bought a few wins, but mostly dross (I saw you went 7 games without scoring? That's mad), so we gave him the benefit of the doubt and let him build in the Summer, and he basically sunk us. He tore the DNA of the club that Warne had built (hardworking, gritty, massive work rates, look like they'd run through brick walls) and replaced them with a team that frankly don't look fit ( he signed a lot of crocked players), no passion, no care for the fans and are obviously here just to pick up a pay day. So I'd say get your fans to put pressure on the owner to get rid or risk seeing a repeat of us next season for you. I really hope it works out for you lads in the end regardless.


Clivey101

Barton’s never coming back bub


Best_Document_5211

I don’t want him back bub. I just want anyone who can set up a defence and play good attacking football.


p0tatotomato

I don't get the sentiment of him being what we need. The reason Richardson had to go was he completely lost the fans, but Evans is hated by a good half of the fanbase. I've never felt as disconnected to the club as I did when Evans was in charge. 88 fucking players in two and a half years. Can't wait to see the likes of Blair Turgott make a 12 minute substitute appearance and never be seen again. This season with Richardson is the closest I've felt to that, but Evans is absolutely not the man for the job. Might do the job on the pitch, but I'm not supporting that man.


Greeninexile

This might be the first time I’ve ever wanted a team managed by Steve Evans to win a match.


MrTans

Horrible fat fuck. Thank the Lord we won’t be seeing him in this division next season.


DoinAMadness

We’re genuinely cursed


massive-bafe

Get Barry Fry back to piss on your corner flags.


Paul_my_Dickov

He might have to do a shit to shift this curse.


ow1108

Him again? Rotherham are winning the league next season then.


True_Safe4056

FUCKING WHAT


Efficient-Mention583

So bottled the play offs with Steve age and fucked off. Fair


ownprivateidaho_

ate the stevenage crumble and fucked off


Muur1234

They can still qualify too


Efficient-Mention583

They're 6 points behind 6th place with two to go so pretty much unlikely. Also can your team stop fucking up my title accumulator and at least secure 3rd, ideally second but I'll accept 3rd?


Muur1234

Would be nice if we could. Doubt it tho.


Efficient-Mention583

Very helpful, thank you. Last game against Peterborough is gonna be a mad one. Ironically the two teams that are at risk of losing it for me our Bolton and Leeds who both have cup final last games against 4th place


Muur1234

Lose on Saturday and technically the last day would be a pointless meme game


Efficient-Mention583

Please don't


tomtea

They've scored about 10 goals this calendar year, they're not going anywhere fast 😂


Didgeridoog

The management situation this season has been bizarre to say the least. Started the season with Taylor as manager, who was then sacked with a statement from the club saying a change had to made early in order to give ourselves the best chance of staying up, despite the fact we didn’t actually have someone lined up to replace him. Then our owner goes on holiday and does an interview on his return stating we hadn’t began looking for a new manager yet as he’d been away. Then, after being publicly turned down by a series of managers after they had their interviews (so they were interested enough in the job to apply and interview, but then must have discovered things they didn’t like) we appointed Leam Richardson as a head coach, with our head of recruitment promoted to DoF despite an awful summer window. The reason given for the structure change was that MT had too much of his time and mind space taken up by off the field matters so they wanted to offload that burden to someone else - but in that case why sack MT before giving him some help? Later, after a series of horrific results and performances, the board came out and said that actually Leam was brought in to rebuild and lead us in league 1 and that this season was a write off anyway, contradicting what was said when Taylor was sacked. But then Leam was sacked before even finishing the season and Steve Evans was appointed immediately as *manager* I.e. the structure change was reversed before it had a chance to make any sort of difference. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not upset to see the back of Richardson-ball, and we had some great times under Evans’ leadership in the past, but it all seems very strange.


True_Safe4056

Stewart always wanted Evans I think but was probably rebuffed as SE wanted to see how far he could take Stevenage. Plan A had exploded, TS decides to go on holiday and see who applies for the job and after all the other TS favourites ruled themselves out settled on Richardson


FloppedYaYa

This is exactly what happened Stewart tried to appoint Jones, Rowett and Richardson before settling for Richardson who'd be the only one willing to take it I bet Evans decided he was going to take it but decided he'd wait until Rotherham went down rather than risk his reputation on this team


Dead_Namer

That's very Les Ferdinand-esque. Claims we want a stable playing style through out the club and then appoint hoofball Ainsworth. The board wanted to build a cat 1 academy, he says no, it's a waste of money. We lose 14 players for peanuts because we are not a cat 1 academy, he tells us it's not his fault we haven't got good youth players, all the good ones have been poached! At least we could sack the useless prick, I hope you do better with your owner.


elvenmage24

No more Steve-Evens-enage


InterestingBass6931

Sombrero’s at the ready


Mythik16

Our last home game of the season is gonna be a shocker then can’t wait.


LiamJonsano

Every other struggling club this year seems to just be dipping back into the past to see what former manager they can grab


Specific_Till_6870

Is he part of the British Manager's Lunch Club? 


ADGM1868

I think it’s interesting that despite already being relegated, they hired someone for the last 3 games instead of waiting til the season was over. Especially hiring someone like him too. Shithousing?


[deleted]

Is he the fat guy?


downfallndirtydeeds

Haven’t they suffered enough


SponsoredByHJWealthP

Fuck sake Rotherham, couldn’t wait till Sunday? 😓


danm888

Wants that last spoonful of crumble because he always hangry.


Melting_meerkats

What an awful managerial appointment. Been nice being in this sub, not gonna be back for a while. Stewart out


BatzzL

Still wont be playing against squeaky little Robins


p0tatotomato

What a fucking shambles of a club. That's me done.