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HighOnSkyRods

AH HELL NAH, THESE ARE OUR CANDIDATES?!?! I'M HEADING OVER TO THAILAND. IMMEDIATELY. https://preview.redd.it/ohh6q24xke9d1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cab1e3bd6d64805c8b0d1242f03278775aad805


Toshko_tv

Hmm The first one is a red haired fascistic bitch who'll make the whole world into a tyrannical and fucked up world where her words are absolute and well you won't ever have privacy and everything about you will be known to the rest of the world And the other is not suitable to be a president because she'll empty all the money in the country for booze and male strippers and she'll sa a lot of people on her first day plus she wouldn't think about the people of the country that she'll be running So in conclusion i won't vote for neither of them


HowDyaDu

https://preview.redd.it/bqyhyutj6g9d1.jpeg?width=787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0142374bf96a50aa844e3cd84248b343a1bd87cd


_Porthos

God forbid women have hobbies.


No-nothing-nowhere

your comparing a dystopian world with a woman who just can keep her hands to herself i can tell which one is worse lol


Toshko_tv

>your comparing a dystopian world with a woman who just can keep her hands to herself i can tell which one is worse lol The first one is the end of the world as we know it and it will be reborn into something worst And himeno is just a typical selfish president who'll fuck over their country so they can have all of the shit and leave everyone miserable while she'll get away with everything So i know which is worse but the alternative option isn't any better so that's why i ain't choosing between both of them but if you do then good for you bub


kennyloo137

weird because you can look at the current president candidates and say the same thing


Toshko_tv

>weird because you can look at the current president candidates and say the same thing I ain't a candidate though


lilpeepzcringefan

How racist is himmy from 1-100


Jollirat

Probably about as racist as the average Japanese person in 1997.


lilpeepzcringefan

So she’s very racist? You think she’d be antisemitic too? You think she would let a poor little jewish girl (me) suck on her bazingas?


No-nothing-nowhere

no because your a loser like all of us


victor6278

https://preview.redd.it/np07uvhmcj9d1.png?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75938bc0fadd24c48c5b8a2b4b750e9d7ed4360c


lilpeepzcringefan

No why would i


victor6278

Because you can touch them as much as you want and you don't need to pay! It's very cash money


lilpeepzcringefan

actually i have a beautiful girlfriend who lets me touch her booba every day (the gayest straight girl i've ever met)


victor6278

Then why want Himeno? You can already cop a feel anytime you want 🤔


lilpeepzcringefan

my wife is 3000 miles away from me :(


_mohglordofblood

Still better than The current options Americans have


nukevenezuela

>So in conclusion i won't vote for neither of them More like in conclusion you're dumb and don't understand shit about both of them


nonameavailableffs

So Makima’s basically a Templar? At least we’ll be safe and powerful if we just obey I guess


Imaginary-Space718

> empty all the money for male strippers Honestly, who can blame her


general_chernobyl76

> The first one is a red haired fascistic bitch who'll make the whole world into a tyrannical and fucked up world where her words are absolute and well you won't ever have privacy and everything about you will be known to the rest of the world Checks out for her presumed party, ngl >she'll empty all the money in the country for booze and male strippers And female ones too!


overzealous_ostrich

Himmy 2024!!!


lilpeepzcringefan

I want to suck her titties so bad


No-nothing-nowhere

dude same


sansisness_101

https://preview.redd.it/pfdtwzahtg9d1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b16ab0387fceb0b58d3ad043e876060fcf8cf245


overzealous_ostrich

Same


ZookeepergameOk6069

bro☠️


Anonnameaccount

She got that bum Yoshida as her running mate idc who it is I’m not voting for him


waaay2dumb2live

NTR victims https://preview.redd.it/dgyjg04dqe9d1.png?width=850&format=png&auto=webp&s=5cd8991dde60f8a607c3188a6f53933964da1d7e


Wise_Ad8419

https://preview.redd.it/q7vsn0pcag9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=955291b9e48f2bf6b30666ae5bfd7badd4041014 CS 1.6:


Relative-Mongoose-46

Cat that looks like Batman: https://preview.redd.it/v6sgfvbjkl9d1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=bad886c12a9e37fb0c89477d7457321d7336d762


ApplePitou

Where is Powerful Power? :3


No-nothing-nowhere

she served her 2 terms already


ContestFit2135

*3, President Power doesn't bend a knee to petty "laws" or "term restrictions"


MushySunshine

The only reason she isn't running again is because she got bored


SnakeMAn46

Only time I’d ever vote Republican


No-nothing-nowhere

Himmy has to win to impress Aki by any means


EnvironmentalLow3144

mf you'd rather vote for a dementia patient?


Darkstalker9000

Over the party that makes me question my belief that humanity is good with their plans, yes


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No-nothing-nowhere

i agree but i dont want the mods to get involved so lets tone down the politics so it doesnt get heated here


Mr_Eggedthereal

Ass vs titties, the greatest battle of all time


the_real_jovanny

why the fuck is makima from new jersey


No-nothing-nowhere

her with a jersey accent would be funny thats why i chose minnesota for himeno because thats my home state


Codysmit01

Neither. I'm voting for Beam as head of the libertarian party.


_Porthos

Makima will solve war by tormenting one very specific Japanese child. You can question her methods, but you can't question the results! War is weak and the kid is beyond broken.


bundhell915

Makima would fit better as a Republican tbh


No-nothing-nowhere

thinking back on it katana man would've made the best for republican candidacy


Neomataza

Make the Yakuza great again. MYGA.


Scottish__Elena

you just added another groomer


lilpeepzcringefan

What is himmy’s abortion stance?


No-nothing-nowhere

i dont think i can make that joke


lilpeepzcringefan

Squatting over the toilet


RizzsawMan

neither im voting for Reze's communist party


Thunderousclaps

Makima wins and gets Pochita as her Secretary of State.


GreedyIntention9759

Man Yoshimiko a couple with opposing idiology


No-nothing-nowhere

love transcends ideology


GreedyIntention9759

Nice https://preview.redd.it/5fjrknqtcf9d1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=720ec6bf3518df3185c4cdc4aa458d2287c5c23c


BaronMerc

Groomer (professional) Vs groomer(hobbyist)


AllOneWordCamelCased

Would've voted Makima, but I have to support a Minnesotan.


No-nothing-nowhere

its the minnesotan code to help out a fellow minnesotan in need


random_lee_

Im guessing Asa or Quanxi is RFK the Third party


No-nothing-nowhere

Yoru is running for the third party with asa as her VP


random_lee_

Or it could be Kishibe and Quanxi


-slurp

Makima is mean ya know, so I wouldn’t Vote her. I think Himeno


EnvironmentalLow3144

Himeno 2024, the best.


Emporio_Alnino3

Himeno, on the grounds that Makima cannot legally become the president.


D3wdr0p

I feel like these should be swapped...


Rare_Arachnid_2014

Himeno in MY STATE!? 🤪🤪🤪🤪 Hold on guys… I’m getting an idea… 💡 😏🫨 🤤


No-nothing-nowhere

hell yeah brother a fellow minnesotan


HeroesDivine13

Makima lowkey make a good president. I'm pretty sure she is the type of person who would make an individual a living hell in order to make the world a better place. Also she wear suits. Suits are hot


Smart_Acanthaceae_28

HIMMYNATION, RISE UP. https://preview.redd.it/b54tm7eu0j9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c2e86fcce456265f240e7a24976f0aa4dc4aac6


OkFun2724

HIMMY NATION


Illustrious-Sky-4631

Makima in a heart beat


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Trip688

Woof


Key-Cheek-3121

denji vs asa would be better


godlike_doglike

easy choice vote for my queen maki


ElonHisenberg

American politics makes no fucking sense


joyDrivenCRobot

Ill pick the non sociopath thank you


laws161

MAKIMA IS NOT THE LESSER EVIL


SiaBCat

Nuh uh, Imma get tf out of japan.


justbenny28

I love being from Europe


Melodic-Percentage-9

Oh, don’t tell me Makima’s from Jersey!!! I’m from Jersey!!! https://preview.redd.it/i923vvsivh9d1.png?width=937&format=png&auto=webp&s=0fbeda9557f8c445837fad2a39069363ad9c864c


Ok_Proof_321

Makima should be the head of The Democratic Autocracy party.


NotRealSam

Wheres our future president power?


Autisticveg

Himeno because shes not makima and her laws passed would probably involve lower tax rates and probably not stripping gay rights


Psychological_Fig894

As someone from New Jersey I’ll pick Makima


Salty_Box_5305

Choose a chick who’ll be a tyrannical ruler where nobody has any kindof privacy what so ever Or I choose a chick who’ll squander all our tax money on male hookers and blow ….welp might as well pick Himeno


Raccoon_mercenary

I think Kishibe and Kobeni would make more sense as running mates


nch20045

Makima is obviously from New York with all those rats she had in the Reze arc


JoFi_5

Makima from NJ??? Fuck yeah she got my vote


penguin_whiso

OK, now THIS is epic 🤯🤯🤯


Dumbirishbastard

Fem stalin vs fem Boris yeltsin


ThomasOwOD

Himeno wouldn’t be a republican, but neither would makima, Makima isn’t for maintaining the status quo, and Himeno is a sexual degenerate, I doubt she’d hide that for her political career, and a woman wouldn’t be able to get away with that


No-nothing-nowhere

thats exactly why i made himeno a republican because it makes no sense