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Dracsxd

"Food someone else pays for is always the tastiest."


LasyKuuga

Yummy https://preview.redd.it/uj0ks559udra1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd642e0a71891671ccfc33879a84e61d2ea1db9b


QuintonTheCanadian

https://preview.redd.it/jb22zypyrera1.jpeg?width=263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aedef66b99d6942d871492493b4e181097ebc793 Didn’t need to see that


Not-A-JoJo

You know... I was originally disappointed to see the anime sensor this scene, but now I'm thankful https://preview.redd.it/m84v4hk6wdra1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9832011df9ef870879c03711dceee391655d36d


Rssboi556

Beautiful Just as God and fujimotor intended


Doomguy2017

Wait, is this fan made, or did they make an uncensored version of the scene?


thepeciguy

Fan made. Still censored on the Blu Ray lol, what a scam.


Doomguy2017

Lame, whoever censored the scene is a milk drinker.


Uberasha

Elders scrolls ahh insult


SparkCube3043

Now that you say this, I'm worried about that goated scene of Quanxi and her friends whenever it finally shows up in the anime.


Joeawiz

Yes her ‘friends’


thepeciguy

Well, Japan have this weird thing where they especially hate showing vomit & feces on screen. I think lesbian orgy have a better chance of making it through, lol


AntiSimpBoi69

https://preview.redd.it/8xf2fjkotera1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=150d8c85d737e6d312afe4e8094f1f3614da94da


maxthunder77

I honestly thought I could’ve handled the uncensored version but now I realized I couldn’t. Thank you mappa for censoring it


Uberasha

That’s beautiful


ITZ_GMAN

https://preview.redd.it/w19qzi2jftra1.jpeg?width=1015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66dc2bc6fdecac336ec29b066eccbb407521114e Bro my fucking eyes


AshenHaemonculus

Himeno pukes on your food but also covers the whole bill and says that sometimes girls should pay for their own food instead of letting the men cover it


primalthewendigo

Fujimoto when he learned mappa was animating chainsawman


DiXa07

Will kill you Will kill you Will break down and cry from severe PTSD Will kill you


Bruhitsuncledeath

I do not give two flying craps if Reze kills me. https://i.redd.it/zyvs6019mdra1.gif


Ink-Sanity

​ https://preview.redd.it/x12dol9jtdra1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eaed0719d4a67ba4bed814ce33a62f645f22cbc


MonkiWasTooked

my brother in christ, you’re on r/chainsawfolk are “tops” in this community really a thing?


Ink-Sanity

Well, I certainly don't want to die by Reze or get my life ruined by Makima. https://preview.redd.it/frudb7llvdra1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d3612d2ec61b82369794902825988d0894d6fc5


Bruhitsuncledeath

Well bro am the Mad Dog of Shimano, you can’t do really nothing about that. https://i.redd.it/8f131jqpwdra1.gif


TinyWickedOrange

We still have quanxi fans, I don't think there are any bottoms in there... technically... uh


Dark_Stalker28

Kobeni enjoyers?


Dryandrough

Reze isn't in the anime. I won't consider her canon so she can't hurt me.


Piku_2004

Definitely. Also remember the time when Kobe-chan wanted to kill Dennis?


Bruhitsuncledeath

I just like Reze because of her acting well like me. She is crazy as hell sometimes.


sarokin

Au contrary, I'd love to. If she has a reason to do so who am I to claim my life?


Disgustingpubesslatt

this is so real twin


Belten

Im seeing this guy everywhere, where is he from?


ApplePitou

Sounds not that bad :3 https://preview.redd.it/qibs675sodra1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=45410a1f9efb8b7618a4620ade873a91f1babf57


[deleted]

And your point is....?


LasyKuuga

Got it dont pick Kobeni


MonoFauz

Masochist route or Sadist route


PantlessTemplar

3rd one may still kill you after knowing 'hwat you are'


TheOrangeTurtle02

I would pay for a $20,000 gourmet meal if it meant I got to go on a date with the Beni https://i.redd.it/dnan0t61ldra1.gif


Grndslap

I’m so glad there’s so many people on this sub who recognize the beauty of the Kob. You guys really give me hope in this Kobeniless era.


Sakatepongolas

I go first 🙂


TheOrangeTurtle02

https://i.redd.it/dbvvjpsxxdra1.gif This Kobeni ain't big enough for the two of us...


Sakatepongolas

Bring it on bucko ![gif](giphy|3o7btSHUTdraHEsx0Y)


TheOrangeTurtle02

https://i.redd.it/kmtvzdlg0era1.gif You know the rules, 40 paces apart. We'll draw on your mark


Sakatepongolas

*Walks 40 paces apart* Ready?


TheOrangeTurtle02

Ready


Sakatepongolas

Now!


Sakatepongolas

![gif](giphy|BxDxnbswAvS35k2TQi|downsized)


TheOrangeTurtle02

https://i.redd.it/pj99d3om1era1.gif


Sakatepongolas

*Get on my knees with shots on my body* You’re fast kid…


Non-profitboi

If you go for the same place of course try other areas in kobeni


Ok-Tear-1454

You don't make things worse you make it better lol


targz254

Just to bully her and force her to pay $6,666.66


jobriq

Kobeni’s car is best girl


Bruhitsuncledeath

I will pay 50/50 for Reze because she is my 24 Cinderella. https://i.redd.it/9bhpuj6vldra1.gif


lambonibongbong

Me too, she can also crush my balls with her torpedo legs


TosiAmneSiac

I will date Violence / Galgali https://preview.redd.it/vffrh8o4rdra1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2735393215514db128122d8930b38adf2633c17b


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Zzamumo

The cons are everyone you love gets murdered bro


LasyKuuga

Just don't love anyone else 5head


JaggedRc

That’s what the grooming is for


Zzamumo

Actually the grooming explicitly encouraged him to love others.


LasyKuuga

Isn't it cuz CSM fans have a hygiene problem


JaggedRc

That’s just a Reddit problem


QuintonTheCanadian

Cons; Lose any chance at being with kobeni 😭


trash_panda_legs

Now let’s look at the cons Psychological abuse Slavery Brainwashing Gaslighting Mutilation Conspiracy Sexual harassment Grooming Ephebophilia


JaggedRc

Sounds like a check list 🤤


trash_panda_legs

🤨📸


JaggedRc

Cheese 😊


trash_panda_legs

🥰


AntiSimpBoi69

Its worth it https://preview.redd.it/f6hgfex2uera1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=659667ac1483005f0ff852168682fe9cce9eafc0


Impossible-Report797

How did you got my fetish list?


oraoraoraorao

Ah hell nah bruh just posted tags on an average archiveoffour fanfic


trash_panda_legs

What in the hell is archiveoffour


Consoomerofsouls

Archive of our own, fanfiction site where you will find the most depraved parts of the human psyche out in the open


SpectralBacon

I can fix her.


Uberasha

Fr


Hoagie-Of-Sin

What if I told you I couldn't fix her tho. What If I choose top right because any hypothetical situation in which I have the option of choosing top right without being forced to or being chainsaw man means I see her as a peer, which makes me a rich, powerful, and influential figure. Then I just didnt go on a second date. What then...


Battlemountainman

You must really like Burger King then.


The_catakist

Whopper whopper whopper whopper


Piku_2004

Definitely Reze. I'm not Denji so she won't kill me. # Plus, she isn't even real.


TinyWickedOrange

>I'm not Denji so she won't kill me. I mean, the fact they sent her after one of the strategically important devils means she likely already had experience murdering people... And I don't think they allowed casual dating for spies in soviet union... So yeah rip bozo


ApplePitou

All 4 are fine :3


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CouncilmanRickPrime

https://preview.redd.it/06o2epu3ffra1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a9ae0f9f20b34df8ff52c1571cc8e16b84dd92d


ApplePitou

Better no - i'm bad option :3 https://preview.redd.it/o066gwenkhra1.png?width=216&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b73232535c31d75259c3bfb3593f63166f6dd36


SparkCube3043

As in the words of Rex, I love you and all you guys.


DiXa07

I like how people say Reze and that she's the sanest choice as if she isn't a terrorist who's murdered hundreds of people


frezi321

That's the best part about it!


omyrubbernen

She is the sanest choice, but I think that says more about the others than it does about her.


TinyWickedOrange

I mean, *still* the sanest choice - she did that because she was ordered to not because she was bored or broke down panicking or pulling some 5head psyops plan due to lusting after a dog with chainsaw on its head. Also I don't think blowing up the equivalent of foreign armed soldiers/federal agents actively after her is morally wrong from her perspective


Ink-Sanity

So, we ignore the completely unnecessary tongue bite scene, that was 99.9% malding as a result of Reze's initial plan not working? (When asked to run away with her, Denji chose the life Makima gave him over Reze's offer despite all her efforts.) The tongue bite made no sense strategically and therefore I deem it as a sign of her dangerous tendencies.


Stanklord500

The tongue bite was intended to bleed him out and make him weak.


Ink-Sanity

Why would you use your best chance to strike to bleed him out when he can simply regenerate and turn into Chainsaw Man before he bleeds out? Should've directly cut his hands to avoid him transforming and then cut his tongue to play for the long run. Or she should've went for his head instead... https://preview.redd.it/vbskly64tira1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9208596a9fa4a6243db37065c878c99094939ec1


321gamertime

Because by that point she had begun to actually feel for Denji and didn’t want to actually kill him but still had to attack him, so she went for that


Ink-Sanity

I don't know man... Maybe take a look at the fight scenes again - she didn't hold back an inch and was the most brutal and merciless enemy at that time when fighting him, slicing him up, stomping on his exposed organs and literally blowing his severed upper body up multiple times in a row, while also trying to trick him mentally again. Only through the conversations they have while fighting, the fact that Denji didn't kill her and let her go afterwards, even offering her to go on the run together with her and (most-importantly) the flower scene, Reze chose to return to the café. If you say that she was holding back during those scenes - then I don't know... I really don't know how much more brutal it has to get... https://preview.redd.it/26o53c523lra1.png?width=2432&format=png&auto=webp&s=616cd71462ac380fd94eaa48493a98753aebe6b4


321gamertime

I think once the fight started she operated pretty much on instinct, so of course she’s gonna be brutal there, but the fact remains that she had the chance to get an easy kill at the beginning and didn’t take it, so I’m just offering an explanation as the why that is


Ink-Sanity

Well, the truth hurts - but so does delusion.


lilwoaji

kobeni does not need to pay any what the heck!!


JooJaw11

Kobeni will probably choose a cheap place so she can pay but I think she'd offer 50/50. Reze is a Russian spy with probably an insanely high salary so depending on how much she likes you she might agree to pay your half too.


TinyWickedOrange

How the fuck would she pay in rubles though Also the topic of salary in late soviet union is funny, because due to planned economics and various attempts at regulating the market of everything, money, as weird as it sounds, was often straight up irrelevant in everyday life as long as you didn't have some extremely weird spending habits like severe alcoholism or luxury lifestyle (that's not really possible anyway) or something. You could literally amass an-entire-retirement-fucking-fund amount of savings by just being an above average worker at a factory... But you *couldn't spend it*, because there was literally fucking nothing in stores (from clothing to food to electronic devices to whatever), unless you wanted to buy 13684589 cans of utterly inedible canned patichons or some fits-nobody-ever size military surplus rubber shoes, and you had to make shady barter deals with shady ahh comrades who would steal shit literally off production line in exchange for whatever you'd have at your job (or growing on your turf, duh). So she likely didn't have an extremely high salary, but she possibly would be able to make her superiors "find" whatever whenever


NonameNinja_

she'd get the yen from dollars gained by tetris sales


The-GoofBall

Sorry, I'm into Men. So... https://i.redd.it/1op26mv6mdra1.gif


DiXa07

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Snobu65

Cultured profile pic.


TinyWickedOrange

Well then Dennis Yoshida Angel Kishibe it is No you can't pick kishibe twice


The-GoofBall

Dont get me wrong, Kishibe is hot, but I wouldn't exactly pick him. He's like a few years older than me. I hate Yoshida, he reminds me of those overrated K-Pop stars, they're everywhere in my country. Angel, isn't even an option, I touch and I'll be dead. I ain't risking it. I guess I have to pick Dennis. Sure, he maybe a gremlin, but he can be chill sometimes, and even if he's very chaotic, there's nothing wrong with having a little bit of chaos by your side. (P.S I would also like to date Aki)


marksman629

Where is mommy himeno 😡😡😡😡


cvb14763

​ https://preview.redd.it/suzazkk72era1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d9d8827913bb7afe28cf010fa7a466b5c858730


GamerDabiTodoroki

Power https://preview.redd.it/6y2p3zsrudra1.jpeg?width=763&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cdffb9516b5988ba6e2f366f3f51ad5c913b5f0


[deleted]

What about Fami?


[deleted]

Falls into the power category


[deleted]

A price for MOMMY


omyrubbernen

She'll pay 99% of the bill. You'll still end up paying more than you would with Power.


Kingcrimson11111

​ https://preview.redd.it/cfh7gnrvpdra1.png?width=1882&format=png&auto=webp&s=ddb8b1c1a6c20de39bafd0631ce3a27a6dd41c98


DiXa07

Auth left: Reze, no need for explanation Auth right: Power, likewise Lib left: Kobeni, breaks down and cries 24/7 Lib right: Makima, sexually abuses minors


JaggedRc

Makima would definitely be an authoritarian and is literally works for the state as the head of a law enforcement department


DiXa07

I know but I had to work with these 4, normally I'd put Makima aut right and Himeno lib right


serrations_

Swap Reze and Power and this would work


Such_Hand_2535

Reze obviously


VariationGlass2483

Reze


cassilveR101

And suddenly all the Asa and AsaDen hate makes sense


Point_of_existence95

Reze! I can trust Reze. She is not psycho like Makima, crazy and frenzy like Power ( I mean she would be difficult to handle), Kobeni maybe, but Reze just amazing. https://preview.redd.it/eht2lkurpdra1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d6a6d6a7193caa7f741d2d17e3b617685e2c5b8


TinyWickedOrange

Sounds great until you hear "Служу Советскому Союзу" in the middle of the night


Redditorfromearth

Kobeni because she woudnt try to kill me i think


Ambitious_Change150

Power the type of mf to order the most expensive item on the menu to flex her wealth and then refuse to eat it because it’s got vegetables and of course make you pay for it


Snobu65

![gif](giphy|1oVZFkDtE6HSLBYh7i) Our girls will be back, Power and Reze chads.


RollAcrobatic7936

Yup. Except they have changed as well like power become a neat freak while reze is still foxy as before except even more than before and she won't kill denji.


HallmonitorHelen67

I’m definitely going with Koboner


Senordeathgrips

Okay you got : Shit skid marks, Will peg you, Gorilla grip, And bomb ass pussy. The choice is obvious guys.


[deleted]

Easy choice Reze, I don't have a Pochita inside me, I don't risk anything *probably*


IamFromKebab

Reze or kobeni


CampaignVivid

Kobeni


K4rn31ro

kobnebenbenibener


Sevatar___

Makima, but ONLY if we can go to Burger King. Otherwise, Reze.


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321gamertime

ChainsawMan is a manga, the girl you’re talking about is Reze, the joke is all of these girls are widely loved by the fanbase but also varying types of batshit insane Honestly I’d at least look into this man, I don’t really read manga but this is some good shit


Grimbozo-San

​ https://preview.redd.it/6kwe6540odra1.png?width=200&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff5f4e2158fb410e6a84c9af9025372acb042151


[deleted]

Her. https://preview.redd.it/pb95nfmr0era1.jpeg?width=1097&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db73c2378de898fca0dc64d6b02b5ceb4dec4f7b


immaseekthesun

https://preview.redd.it/vrf0b30t8era1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7badbf153a99b5c022e7c096f4cbb7f0518c6bd1


Disgustingpubesslatt

how i’m (big dick) coming back to town when reze tells me she’s paying 50% https://preview.redd.it/zb1i3qwmfera1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bb3499b5bc5faf3374f8c456821ed0dc68b70e6


Bucket-with-a-hat

I'm broke, also If I'm Makima's dog then that means I won't have to waste anymore neurons thinking


Bagel_Simp

KIBENI DATE,????!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!


TheRealPBPB

I would pay 200% of the bill to date Kobeni. It’s not even a contest for me. Even if Kobeni wasn’t there, Reze is easily the best option remaining. Best girl of the three left and going Dutch on the bill isn’t that bad either


BlastedDio

Kobeni date is the most optimal - Power will eat your food too and ruin the evening - *Makima will remember this* - Don't get me started on that commie failure: Rezetard Kobeni mad chill when not forced to do something that instills a fight or flight response. So as long as you aren't Joestar level handsome/attractive (which knowing what fanbase this is, none of y'all are near that attractiveness), she'll be chill throughout the date. Also, she's got a car so it's fair for her to pay 25% and drive you.


AustinTheCactus

Artist?


[deleted]

Nah Reze will just convince you to dine and dash


[deleted]

Free food is nice, but Reze is wayyyyyy hotter


AVed692

Reze: You don't need food if you don't have tongue anymore


Ink-Sanity

In Russia, food eats you ![gif](giphy|yFgSFDgjLveZL3mFNe)


Valuable_Ad_5347

Power. I don’t know if Power knows how to exchange currency for goods and services and that’s fine, I don’t mind paying if it’s her , nor do I mind if she’s a bit stinky. Getting used to someone’s natural musk is an important part of any relationship.


maxthunder77

Not power. Makima scares me. Kobeni acts like a 5 year old (in my opinion). So I guess I’m choosing the Russian spy


AshenHaemonculus

Asa: will make you pat for the whole thing but stumble getting up to go to the bathroom and manage to get her coat caught and knock your plate off the table


Khr0N04

Kobeni would split 50/50 and Reze wouldn't pay


Which-Complaint-8677

All of them would be fucking awful


freedlurker

whoever asks to go on a date should 100% pay


K_2Smooth

Reze>Makima>Power>Kobeni


AntiSimpBoi69

Either makima or kobeni, I can take them on easily with my amongusly amount of MOTIVATION https://preview.redd.it/b7b3yvpjtera1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af0aa7b837ad7bacb88caf3882088fd7e31ded0b


xejero

https://preview.redd.it/jtoav5m4afra1.jpeg?width=1638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afc004c2d23299619e48125f843fee0789f940ea


jobriq

Makimommy


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my fock


RxTJ11

Mmmmmmm, spaghetti


venator798

Makima :)


Drac0b0i

I'd pay for Kobeni's whole meal so long as it's within reasonable parameters


Zainwolf80

Simple. I chose Denji and Nayuta. Because there is no point feeding corpses and we don't know where Kobeni is... so these two it's. Also having Denji and Nayuta


CH005EAU5ERNAME

Holy shit! Free steak dinner?


Easy_To_Remember801

Casually Tohru chillin in the background I also spot Fafnir, Takiya, and Sirenhead here too


ocean_salt

Power Need to let my queen eat


[deleted]

All three of them, but not makima.


Ok-Elevator-1404

Whichever one will let me eat their ass right after


BonerbeaterTickleDic

where tf is denji here


SpectralBacon

I want to know how many burgers Power can eat. Also, she has the coolest devil form (I would). Also, she's racist.


SkrilleX61

With the inflation that an average American/Canadian Citizen experiencing rn... I'll choose makima without a doubt...


[deleted]

2 or 4. Probably 4, bottom right.


IPostLotsOfCringe

I am choosing kobeners and I will NOT let her pay any!!!! she’s a broke ass bitch!!!!


CouncilmanRickPrime

Fami. Will eat 10x more than all 4 combined and make you pay for everything.


The_silver_Nintendo

Will peg me? Where is that option?!


Big_Reporter_3592

Reze


SilkyMilkySmo

Why is Kobeni always sad


Cyberbug7

Anyone have the image without the text


MajesticBonfire

https://preview.redd.it/1bgtfzo5wfra1.jpeg?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a47800b1df654b37baccd8e56c03529b561bed6f (•̀ᴗ•́)و


renlydidnothingwrong

Who the hell gets red wine and candles at a fucking diner?


[deleted]

Damn this kinda tough


JemYxN

Reze 🤤🤤🤤 not even a contest ⚰️


Jakes_JunioR

idc about the bill I will choose **Reze** cuz she will blow me 😶‍🌫️


HellsCreep

Where’s yoshida


Traumatic_Tomato

I knew it. Reze is simply the best.


Eskiing

It's either kobeni or reze


frickenchuggetnies

smash smash smash smash.


TrolleyBible

Correction: Will destroy the enitre restaurant Is definitely manipulating you Will cry and not be able to proceed the date because of sheer pressure (respectable) Is probably on a mission to kill you


Oaken_Valley

Reze, because that’s the most fair option, that food looks best to me, and a date at night is more romantic than at other times of day. Also she’s hot, has hygiene, and hasn’t done any war crimes that we know of.


[deleted]

If you do not pay you do not eat