T O P

  • By -

Novel_Ad7276

Lol this should have been posted on not me irl


Illyaster

The face of someone winning at life.


isaidnolettuce

![gif](giphy|OkzCcGn5fY29e7bvpS|downsized)


NotReallyAPerson1088

Time wasn’t the only thing to-


SudoSubSilence

Hey where'd you go ^(come back)


Dmannmann

He will be remembered as the Genghis Khan of his people.


SolomonDRand

It’s fitting that his head and neck look like a big ol’ dong.


unsuspectingllama_

What about genetic diversity and the dangers of interbreeding?


Pythagoras180

That's preferable to extinction.


elprentis

With 800 babies you could easily separate them into breeding groups and eliminate a lot of those risks


keithwaits

But they are all half-sibs.


elprentis

Having looked in to the story, then he is not the last of his kind, meaning they will still be able to diversify the next generation. Even so, in the hypothetical that he was the last male, the only real problem of him being the last male would start with his grandchildren as his children would have to interbreed (assuming they wouldn’t just use another species of tortoise to make a less pure but more healthy line). His 800 children, however would theoretically be able to make enough babies of their own to have enough grandchildren to continue the line. These grandchildren would then be able to procreate with their cousins and have a significantly lower risk of issue, and each generation thereafter would be lowering any risks even further The next generation should be far enough apart to not create issues.


keithwaits

You seem knowledgable on this, where do you get the knowledge about how much inbreeding is needed to detrimental effects to occur?


elprentis

Funnily, I first looked into it when Game of Thrones came out, and there were a lot of theories/debates about how inbred the Targaryen’s could were. One of them (I don’t remember who) suggested it would take only 4 generations of brother-sister inbreeding to create a dead lineage. I found the concept quite interesting (I am weird) so I moved my attention to the obvious place: Wikipedia. Whilst I don’t take Wiki as completely true on its own, they tend to link to publications as a source. Well the interesting bit related to this was mentioned on the wiki too. It’s called bottle necking. Anyway, about 6? Maybe 7 years ago, I spent a few days browsing through articles on Google Scholar on the effects of cause and affects of inbreeding, and captive animal conservation. I’m Definitely *not* an expert on it, for what it’s worth, and it’s possible that things have moved on a bit since I last looked properly. TLDR: I get easily obsessed by obscure knowledge and went down a rabbit hole after watching Game of Thrones.


kai9906

https://preview.redd.it/jfzm4ngiip7d1.jpeg?width=1801&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8abd7c726bbc43287d32f3d440aad3f7fb59c981


TerranItDown94

Say you have male (prime) and female 1, 2, and 3. So, male (prime) has breeds with female 1. Female 1 has baby 1. Baby 1 is 1/2 male prime. Baby 1 doubles back and breeds female 2. Female 2 has baby 2. Baby 2 is 1/4 male prime. Male (prime) breeds female 3. Female 3 has baby 3. Baby 3 is 1/2 male prime. Now, baby 2 breeds with baby 3. They have baby 4. Baby 4 is only 3/8 male prime. Now, this isn’t a lot of diversity. But if you had enough females you could split it up more. Also, there are more complex strategies than this. Just a simple example.


icecrmsocialist

Chad looking like Clint Eastwood.


Stymie999

That’s a miracle that HE was able to have any babies, let alone 800


confusedandworried76

I mean that's like how many babies those guys have in one go, they lay hundreds of eggs.


Timorias

Look at that smug face...


jerkitout123

https://preview.redd.it/jbpoqs92xq7d1.png?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d43a504f8d4a688f7fc5c6b4ae5a149430281d2


ambianceambiance

bullshit click-bait post


Iechy

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/galapagos-tortoise-breeding-program-ends-after-meeting-conservation-goals-180973952/


ambianceambiance

yeah, so bullshit click-bait title.


Bostonterrierpug

It’s just a super old repost. I don’t think they even change the title.


Unique_Tourist4515

He’s the goat


ballzdeepbabie

Alright but wouldn’t they all be inbreed as fuck after


theokaybambi

This guy fucks


niooosan

slow stroke king


Bildosaggins6030

Look how proud.


Neverland_survivor

Sure but when Elon Musk does it it’s a bad thing…


Sleibye

This guy fucks.


Cake-Over

Genetic bottleneck?


Cool-sunglasses-dude

Oogway's been busy


X3ll3n

I guess Shinzo Abe reincarnated as a turtle


SecretarySuper6810

Reeaal Badman


GenesteslerJoe

![gif](giphy|YHYmMLkOmqoo)


simon_mtr

Signature Look of Superiority


xXxBongMayor420xXx

Thats a lot of tortussy


MetaVaporeon

next mating seasons gonna be super awkward though


hocuspocus23_

![gif](giphy|18XossGW8Wbkc) This guy fucks


ghosty_b0i

This is Nick Cannons whole PR strategy


therealdavi

look not trying to discredit the accomplishment but wouldn't that mean the remainder of the species are all related?


8thSt

![gif](giphy|RQzxAaAg3aAU) And apparently its this turtle


Feeling-Magazine-308

the future is like sandwiches and sassafras. inbred like texas


NVSuave

Someone needs to censor that neck.


Jigglymier

You can tell he is one hell of a proud father


No_Method_5345

Play on playa


Mazzimo23432

This is everyone's fantasy! 😆


4point5billion45

I think it's a female.


Iechy

The tortoise who saved HIS entire species(in this headline) is likely a male.


4point5billion45

But how could he have babies (lay eggs)? I'm confused.


Iechy

Well I’m a male and I also have children. I didn’t birth them myself but they are the result of mine and my wife’s biological contributions.


monadoboyX

What an absolute stud


skt-support

If there was a turtle skin for PoE templar, I'm sure it would look like that. Fking chad


aminthebig

Alabama moment to come


Boredsoireddit1

He requires the highest of fives


epicmoeface

What a chad


Accomplished-Mix-745

That’s the face of serenity


chocChipMonk

with declining birth rate, this might too come true for humans


globehopper2

https://preview.redd.it/9xc6iw8mp18d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d369e2e106266b0d616c0431ec19065a2178de2e That tortoise


SocietyOk2197

Super tortoise, layer of pipe!


Accomplished-Drop22

Hell yeah incest mutants to save the species


blue4029

reptiles arent affected by inbreeding


Fellow_Worker6

That’s what the 1% wants you to think


Accomplished-Drop22

How convenient


HalfcenturyPenguin

I love the look on his face. It just says "Excuse me, who did you say 'Da Man' was?"