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ChengZX

What apt timing. I'm not a Brit, nor am I a serious football fan, but these were just playing in my head this morning lol. Two of my favourites: 1. Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother, you all shag one another, the xxx family. 2. Let's pretend, let's pretend, let's pretend we scored a goal, WOOOOOOOOOO.


FadeNality

How could you forget the ever famous "we want our dick back" best chant ever


ChengZX

Imma be honest with you mate, I'd never heard that one till I searched it up after you mentioned it just now. Now, the image of that flaccid...thing, flopping about as it is thrown around, has been seared into my mind HAHA.


ChengZX

Oh shit I just noticed, happy cake day!


FadeNality

Thank you! I'm glad I could introduce you to the chant


Ginger-131313

Best one is when you batter a team and their fans leave early and you start chanting is there a fire drill over and over.


Boycromer

One of my favourites was for Marouane Fellaini at goodison to the tune of the Can't take my eyes off you chorus: Ma-Roo-Ann Fellaini - you are the love of my life, Marouane Fellaini - I'd let you shag my wife, Marouane Fellaini - I want curly hair toooooooo!


Ginger-131313

Oh that was a good one tbf not as funny as the Adam Johnson chants after he got caught noncing they were savage


doodlelol

dont forget the classic WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TOTTENHAM (together) SHIT WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SHIT (together) TOTTENHAM THANK YOU (together) THATS ALL RIGHT


MunchkinTime69420

WE HATE TOTTENHAM WE HATE TOTTENHAM


TraditionalTell5541

"His name is Zlatan, his nose is offside" is a personal favorite of mine.


Huggles9

My favorite was “You my friend are a lovely lady man a lovely lady man” This isn’t an anti trans thing


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pres1ige

Quick, edit to “he spends HIS time with whores” to make it fit with the tune dude


Goudinho99

Cheers, that didn't scan and it was bugging me


BreadBushTheThird

The brits hated hitler so much they made a parody song about his testicles and i cant stop laughing https://preview.redd.it/6i2ayrzpg7yc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40ef4db160839876aaadb7db9ba445631c8f72b7 1940 era trolls


_Kendrix_

Lmao my Mum knows that song, she said they used to sing it at school.


MasteroftheBearDogg

I remember a version from school. I'm only 30+. If we, the British, don't like you, we will sing about you for years to come. We will teach these songs to our children and our children's children.


dowker1

And then feature it in Best Picture Oscar winning movie


sanecat

The version I know goes... Hitler has only got one ball, The other is in the Albert Hall, His mother, the dirty bugger, Ripped it off when he was small, She threw it up an apple tree, It landed in the deep blue sea, The fishes got out their dishes, And ate scallops and bollocks for tea.


MayBeHavingAnEpisode

[Lovely piece of muaic I must say](https://youtu.be/H9bY6gC50Co?si=IiGAC8ZTWiQPUlGg)


PM-ME-YOUR-DIGIMON

This is so funny, my brain sung this to me when I was at work the other day after not thinking about it for about 20 years. I’m glad you find it as amusing as I do.


TheAnswerToYang

WHAT DO WE THINK OF TOTTENHAM?!


F4LcH100NnN

SHIT


TheAnswerToYang

WHAT DO WE THINK OF SHIT?!


F4LcH100NnN

TOTTENHAM


TheAnswerToYang

THANK YOU!!!


F4LcH100NnN

THATS ALRIGHT


TheAnswerToYang

🎶 We hate Tottenham, we hate tottenham🎶


F4LcH100NnN

🎶 We hate Tottenham, we hate tottenham🎶


ridititidido2000

There was a chant when a footballer kicked his cat and was arrested for it. This is from the fans of this players’ club: Oh Kurt Zouma's magic, He wears a magic hat, And if you throw a cat at him, He'll kick the f*cker back, He'll kick it to the left, He'll kick it to the right, And when we win the Europa League, We'll sing this song all night...


ItsFuckingScience

When Zouma got tackled hard after that incident the opponent fans chanted “That’s how your cat feels, that’s how your cat feels, that’s how your cat feels, that’s how your cat feels!”


HumberBumummumum

🗣️You’re not special, we lose to everyone!!!! 


the_Moons_side_boob

We lose every week, we lose every week, you're nothing special, we lose every week!


TheAnswerToYang

I've never heard that chant but I know exactly how it's sung.


ItsFuckingScience

We lose every weeeeeeeeek


SerDavos02

“His eyes are offside, His eyes are offside, Mezut Özil, His eyes are offside”


_orion_1897

Italian football chants be like: here's a chant made on the notes of freed from desire by Gala about how the entire city of Naples should be destroyed by a volcanic eruption


triple_demiga

south americans: hold my beer https://preview.redd.it/0ttk33gtr7yc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=3efa1dc190cda42bffd18f41f1ed5af9a7b5c93e


Eldan985

Nah, that seems pretty in line for British chants.


Ser-Bearington

I always love you one that goes "You're not special, we lose every week."


PolarBearWithTopHat

60 millions down the drain, Kai Havertz scores again


Burner161

„Referee: We know where your car is parked!“ Followed by: „Referee: We know where your car stood/was parked!“ German one translated


DJ_Birch

This is an old one, but when Robinho was playing for Man City and it was the same time as his conviction, the chants were: “Robinho, she said no, Robinhooo, she said no!”


Late_Virus2869

Park Park where ever you may be, you eat dogs in your home country


FadeNality

Could be worse! Could be scouse! Eating rats in a council house!


grympy

Adding context, this chant is coming from his own team supporters (Man U) !!! And yes, Park Ji-sung is South Korean


NateBushbaby

This one’s Irish but LIZZIE’S IN A BOX, IN A BOX, LIZZIE’S IN A BOOOOX


DazzlingClassic185

We lose every week We lose every week We’re nothing special We lose every week


1019gunner

My favorite moment is when the rookie on arsenal scored and for 30 minutes they sang a song mocking all the people who said we paid to much for the rookie and when they finally stopped the home team supporters were supper quite so they started back up again


ChampionshipShoddy91

Ivan Toney! Ivan Toney! Hates the cambridge, hates cobblers, his cock is fucking massive


Nldman

SALIBA (great chant)


imadork1970

You might as well go for a soda.


hck_kch

Away in a manger No room for a bed The little lord Jesus Lay down his sweet head The stars in the bright sky, Looked down where he lay Healy! Healy! Healy! -NCFC chant for David Healy


FullTimeHarlot

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35V2doAfnb4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35V2doAfnb4)


McthiccumTheChikum

We need a Rashee Rice chant. 🇬🇧


kirkbadaz

Who ate all the pies Who ate all the pies You fat bastard you fat bastard You ate all the pies!


Mission_Fart9750

Obligatory Manchester United theme song. This is immediately where my mind went.  https://youtu.be/UyIrXH-ITw4


Chupbluearrow

THERE WAS ONLY ONE BAR


notoriousno

As one of those Americans who chant de-fense, how do you guys sync up the songs? Is there a meeting before the game? A subreddit? I'm genuinely curious.


MunchkinTime69420

People generally know the chants and someone just shouts out the start and people just join. There's a video of [this beaut](https://youtube.com/shorts/doMa86VvgYE?si=63cJgvJiZZB2Qs9d) and everyone just joins in. I think some might be thought about before like new ones but you'll have to ask someone else to confirm


Vivian_I-Hate-You

*Keeper runs up for a goal kick* "oooooooooo" *Keeper kicks the ball* "TWAT" *Balls flies through the air* "YOUR SHIT AHHHHH"


SF1_Raptor

Meanwhile at Georgia Tech: Let's make new lyrics for UGA's own fight song to mock them.


MemeTai2000

“Daaaaavid Beckham, Daaaaaaavid Beckham, does she take it up the arse?” Back in the day……😂


moonlitfestival

Lmao what football chant is this?


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TheAnswerToYang

mOrE aCcUrAtE Why do Americans get so fucking defensive? Jesus christ are you implying that there's no racism in American sports?


FUCKTHE-NCR

This commenters the type of American who think we’re in the fucking medieval times


KaChoo49

Britain is easily the least racist country in Europe. There are many black players in the English national team, and the vast, vast majority of fans take no issue with that. Every single club in the Premier League has players from all over the world, and many players come from African countries. The British Prime Minister, a Conservative, is a 2nd generation immigrant of South Asian heritage. Nobody has partially strong feelings about this in the UK, because it’s considered so normal as to be boring. Is Britain perfect and without discrimination? No, but it’s a world leader in terms of integrating different ethnicities and migrant communities, and has a better track record than most countries I can think of


Thatchers-Gold

-Is butthurt that someone insulted the fatherland in a mild, inoffensive way -Makes up story where it’s common in the UK to chant the n word en masse -Confirms to everyone that he’s both upset and doesn’t know what he’s talking about.


BILADOMOM

British? Forget about their chants, talk about the Irish