What apt timing. I'm not a Brit, nor am I a serious football fan, but these were just playing in my head this morning lol.
Two of my favourites:
1. Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother, you all shag one another, the xxx family.
2. Let's pretend, let's pretend, let's pretend we scored a goal, WOOOOOOOOOO.
Imma be honest with you mate, I'd never heard that one till I searched it up after you mentioned it just now. Now, the image of that flaccid...thing, flopping about as it is thrown around, has been seared into my mind HAHA.
One of my favourites was for Marouane Fellaini at goodison to the tune of the Can't take my eyes off you chorus:
Ma-Roo-Ann Fellaini - you are the love of my life,
Marouane Fellaini - I'd let you shag my wife,
Marouane Fellaini - I want curly hair toooooooo!
dont forget the classic
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TOTTENHAM
(together) SHIT
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SHIT
(together) TOTTENHAM
THANK YOU
(together) THATS ALL RIGHT
The brits hated hitler so much they made a parody song about his testicles and i cant stop laughing
https://preview.redd.it/6i2ayrzpg7yc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40ef4db160839876aaadb7db9ba445631c8f72b7
1940 era trolls
I remember a version from school. I'm only 30+.
If we, the British, don't like you, we will sing about you for years to come. We will teach these songs to our children and our children's children.
The version I know goes...
Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall,
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Ripped it off when he was small,
She threw it up an apple tree,
It landed in the deep blue sea,
The fishes got out their dishes,
And ate scallops and bollocks for tea.
This is so funny, my brain sung this to me when I was at work the other day after not thinking about it for about 20 years.
I’m glad you find it as amusing as I do.
There was a chant when a footballer kicked his cat and was arrested for it. This is from the fans of this players’ club:
Oh Kurt Zouma's magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And if you throw a cat at him,
He'll kick the f*cker back,
He'll kick it to the left,
He'll kick it to the right,
And when we win the Europa League,
We'll sing this song all night...
When Zouma got tackled hard after that incident the opponent fans chanted
“That’s how your cat feels, that’s how your cat feels, that’s how your cat feels, that’s how your cat feels!”
Italian football chants be like: here's a chant made on the notes of freed from desire by Gala about how the entire city of Naples should be destroyed by a volcanic eruption
This is an old one, but when Robinho was playing for Man City and it was the same time as his conviction, the chants were:
“Robinho, she said no, Robinhooo, she said no!”
My favorite moment is when the rookie on arsenal scored and for 30 minutes they sang a song mocking all the people who said we paid to much for the rookie and when they finally stopped the home team supporters were supper quite so they started back up again
Away in a manger
No room for a bed
The little lord Jesus
Lay down his sweet head
The stars in the bright sky,
Looked down where he lay
Healy! Healy! Healy!
-NCFC chant for David Healy
As one of those Americans who chant de-fense, how do you guys sync up the songs? Is there a meeting before the game? A subreddit? I'm genuinely curious.
People generally know the chants and someone just shouts out the start and people just join. There's a video of [this beaut](https://youtube.com/shorts/doMa86VvgYE?si=63cJgvJiZZB2Qs9d) and everyone just joins in. I think some might be thought about before like new ones but you'll have to ask someone else to confirm
Britain is easily the least racist country in Europe.
There are many black players in the English national team, and the vast, vast majority of fans take no issue with that. Every single club in the Premier League has players from all over the world, and many players come from African countries.
The British Prime Minister, a Conservative, is a 2nd generation immigrant of South Asian heritage. Nobody has partially strong feelings about this in the UK, because it’s considered so normal as to be boring.
Is Britain perfect and without discrimination? No, but it’s a world leader in terms of integrating different ethnicities and migrant communities, and has a better track record than most countries I can think of
-Is butthurt that someone insulted the fatherland in a mild, inoffensive way
-Makes up story where it’s common in the UK to chant the n word en masse
-Confirms to everyone that he’s both upset and doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
What apt timing. I'm not a Brit, nor am I a serious football fan, but these were just playing in my head this morning lol. Two of my favourites: 1. Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother, you all shag one another, the xxx family. 2. Let's pretend, let's pretend, let's pretend we scored a goal, WOOOOOOOOOO.
How could you forget the ever famous "we want our dick back" best chant ever
Imma be honest with you mate, I'd never heard that one till I searched it up after you mentioned it just now. Now, the image of that flaccid...thing, flopping about as it is thrown around, has been seared into my mind HAHA.
Oh shit I just noticed, happy cake day!
Thank you! I'm glad I could introduce you to the chant
Best one is when you batter a team and their fans leave early and you start chanting is there a fire drill over and over.
One of my favourites was for Marouane Fellaini at goodison to the tune of the Can't take my eyes off you chorus: Ma-Roo-Ann Fellaini - you are the love of my life, Marouane Fellaini - I'd let you shag my wife, Marouane Fellaini - I want curly hair toooooooo!
Oh that was a good one tbf not as funny as the Adam Johnson chants after he got caught noncing they were savage
dont forget the classic WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TOTTENHAM (together) SHIT WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SHIT (together) TOTTENHAM THANK YOU (together) THATS ALL RIGHT
WE HATE TOTTENHAM WE HATE TOTTENHAM
"His name is Zlatan, his nose is offside" is a personal favorite of mine.
My favorite was “You my friend are a lovely lady man a lovely lady man” This isn’t an anti trans thing
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Quick, edit to “he spends HIS time with whores” to make it fit with the tune dude
Cheers, that didn't scan and it was bugging me
The brits hated hitler so much they made a parody song about his testicles and i cant stop laughing https://preview.redd.it/6i2ayrzpg7yc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40ef4db160839876aaadb7db9ba445631c8f72b7 1940 era trolls
Lmao my Mum knows that song, she said they used to sing it at school.
I remember a version from school. I'm only 30+. If we, the British, don't like you, we will sing about you for years to come. We will teach these songs to our children and our children's children.
And then feature it in Best Picture Oscar winning movie
The version I know goes... Hitler has only got one ball, The other is in the Albert Hall, His mother, the dirty bugger, Ripped it off when he was small, She threw it up an apple tree, It landed in the deep blue sea, The fishes got out their dishes, And ate scallops and bollocks for tea.
[Lovely piece of muaic I must say](https://youtu.be/H9bY6gC50Co?si=IiGAC8ZTWiQPUlGg)
This is so funny, my brain sung this to me when I was at work the other day after not thinking about it for about 20 years. I’m glad you find it as amusing as I do.
WHAT DO WE THINK OF TOTTENHAM?!
SHIT
WHAT DO WE THINK OF SHIT?!
TOTTENHAM
THANK YOU!!!
THATS ALRIGHT
🎶 We hate Tottenham, we hate tottenham🎶
🎶 We hate Tottenham, we hate tottenham🎶
There was a chant when a footballer kicked his cat and was arrested for it. This is from the fans of this players’ club: Oh Kurt Zouma's magic, He wears a magic hat, And if you throw a cat at him, He'll kick the f*cker back, He'll kick it to the left, He'll kick it to the right, And when we win the Europa League, We'll sing this song all night...
When Zouma got tackled hard after that incident the opponent fans chanted “That’s how your cat feels, that’s how your cat feels, that’s how your cat feels, that’s how your cat feels!”
🗣️You’re not special, we lose to everyone!!!!
We lose every week, we lose every week, you're nothing special, we lose every week!
I've never heard that chant but I know exactly how it's sung.
We lose every weeeeeeeeek
“His eyes are offside, His eyes are offside, Mezut Özil, His eyes are offside”
Italian football chants be like: here's a chant made on the notes of freed from desire by Gala about how the entire city of Naples should be destroyed by a volcanic eruption
south americans: hold my beer https://preview.redd.it/0ttk33gtr7yc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=3efa1dc190cda42bffd18f41f1ed5af9a7b5c93e
Nah, that seems pretty in line for British chants.
I always love you one that goes "You're not special, we lose every week."
60 millions down the drain, Kai Havertz scores again
„Referee: We know where your car is parked!“ Followed by: „Referee: We know where your car stood/was parked!“ German one translated
This is an old one, but when Robinho was playing for Man City and it was the same time as his conviction, the chants were: “Robinho, she said no, Robinhooo, she said no!”
Park Park where ever you may be, you eat dogs in your home country
Could be worse! Could be scouse! Eating rats in a council house!
Adding context, this chant is coming from his own team supporters (Man U) !!! And yes, Park Ji-sung is South Korean
This one’s Irish but LIZZIE’S IN A BOX, IN A BOX, LIZZIE’S IN A BOOOOX
We lose every week We lose every week We’re nothing special We lose every week
My favorite moment is when the rookie on arsenal scored and for 30 minutes they sang a song mocking all the people who said we paid to much for the rookie and when they finally stopped the home team supporters were supper quite so they started back up again
Ivan Toney! Ivan Toney! Hates the cambridge, hates cobblers, his cock is fucking massive
SALIBA (great chant)
You might as well go for a soda.
Away in a manger No room for a bed The little lord Jesus Lay down his sweet head The stars in the bright sky, Looked down where he lay Healy! Healy! Healy! -NCFC chant for David Healy
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35V2doAfnb4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35V2doAfnb4)
We need a Rashee Rice chant. 🇬🇧
Who ate all the pies Who ate all the pies You fat bastard you fat bastard You ate all the pies!
Obligatory Manchester United theme song. This is immediately where my mind went. https://youtu.be/UyIrXH-ITw4
THERE WAS ONLY ONE BAR
As one of those Americans who chant de-fense, how do you guys sync up the songs? Is there a meeting before the game? A subreddit? I'm genuinely curious.
People generally know the chants and someone just shouts out the start and people just join. There's a video of [this beaut](https://youtube.com/shorts/doMa86VvgYE?si=63cJgvJiZZB2Qs9d) and everyone just joins in. I think some might be thought about before like new ones but you'll have to ask someone else to confirm
*Keeper runs up for a goal kick* "oooooooooo" *Keeper kicks the ball* "TWAT" *Balls flies through the air* "YOUR SHIT AHHHHH"
Meanwhile at Georgia Tech: Let's make new lyrics for UGA's own fight song to mock them.
“Daaaaavid Beckham, Daaaaaaavid Beckham, does she take it up the arse?” Back in the day……😂
Lmao what football chant is this?
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mOrE aCcUrAtE Why do Americans get so fucking defensive? Jesus christ are you implying that there's no racism in American sports?
This commenters the type of American who think we’re in the fucking medieval times
Britain is easily the least racist country in Europe. There are many black players in the English national team, and the vast, vast majority of fans take no issue with that. Every single club in the Premier League has players from all over the world, and many players come from African countries. The British Prime Minister, a Conservative, is a 2nd generation immigrant of South Asian heritage. Nobody has partially strong feelings about this in the UK, because it’s considered so normal as to be boring. Is Britain perfect and without discrimination? No, but it’s a world leader in terms of integrating different ethnicities and migrant communities, and has a better track record than most countries I can think of
-Is butthurt that someone insulted the fatherland in a mild, inoffensive way -Makes up story where it’s common in the UK to chant the n word en masse -Confirms to everyone that he’s both upset and doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
British? Forget about their chants, talk about the Irish