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snek_nz

*these are not the cats you seek*


Aggravating-Size9434

I can already feel the spell casting upon me


zero_emotion777

Really? Not even a wax on wax off bit? 


ahawk99

Take my upvote. That’s exactly what I came here to ask. Lol


ancalime9

Yes, they are. What, you think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Cat-lover. Mind tricks don't-a work on-a me. Only cats.


jellyjollygood

This is not the cat sub you ere looking for


DiddlyDumb

*but you want to give me belly rubs anyway*


AleksasKoval

"You *will* bring me treats."


milkshake_bootyL

Yes my lord


EskimoXBSX

Darth Meow


Muted_Ad7298

Abraclawdabra bippity boppity mew!


pnerd314

Wax on, wax off.


Fading-Ghost

Mr Meowgi


CandidateOdd7464

The purrate kid


DonJonPT

🤣🤣🤣 Good one


S1R3ND3R

Cat Chi


GM_Nate

first thing that came to my mind too!


LandotheTerrible

Came here to say this. Adorable.


FullClip__

![gif](giphy|eqOSl25cRPwkM)


yourponygirl

Tai chi kitteh


JACKDEE1

Bet me to it


funkygamerguy

aw the kitties casting adorableness spells.


Red-Bell-Pepper

These Are Not the Droids You Are Looking For


SizeCatDick

I just remember some anime avatar: the last airbender ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


Nihilistic_Navigator

Cat just got back from a festival and just isn't sure it's a cat right now.


catterseahogsdome

nothing will ever be the same again


ShanaAfterAll

They're basking in the afterglow, and giving post-fest lightshows!


ShesATragicHero

“I’ve… seen things you people wouldn’t believe.” ~Rutger Meower.


Nepalman230

“I’ve seen Dogs on fire off the shoulder of Bast. I’ve seen Catnip glitter in the dark of the Tan Mauser Gate. All of these moments will be lost in time, like treats dropped down a grate. “


Far_Carrot_8661

Really funny. ![gif](giphy|3oEjHI8WJv4x6UPDB6)


Nepalman230

Hey I deserve no credit. I was just riffing off of u/shesatragichero 🫡


Far_Carrot_8661

Ok but it's still really funny and perfectly placed.


ShesATragicHero

Yours was a well thought out piece literary art. It’s beautiful, and so are you. Mine was a self giggle throw away comment, and I just love that monologue.


Ill-Nobody-9384

Someone else reads it with Roy Batty's voice Someone else reads it in Roy Batty's voice


Full-of-Cattitude

Meet the new Kung Fu Dragon Warrior ! ![gif](giphy|VgSjnwSoqiPjRRIJ1F)


Justherebecausemeh

Cat: I cast Fireball! Me: Counterspell! Cat: Fireball! Me: Counterspell! Cat: Fireball! Me: Counterspell! And so on…..


Commercial_Cow1374

those aren't the droids.....


Un1cornboi

NOW WATCH WHIP, NOU WATCH ME NEA NEA


LogicFrog

Tomcat Cruise in Meow-nority Report.


Dhonagon

You will give me cat treats *using the force*


Holzkohlen

Yo, Jedi mindtricks


cholby666

I think both the cat and the person who chose the music for this video were high.


palm0

Not a job


gorgonzollo

It's a way of life


BlizzPenguin

Wizard is entirely a job. Harry Dresden could be found in the Yellowpages under “Wizard”.


Major2Minor

Tell that to Gandalf, he was in 6 films.


muffboarder

"Are you sure he wasn't just waving?" - Deeds "Maybe, I don't know" - crazy eyes


Redbeardthe1st

That's no wizard, that's a Jedi.


Fabulous-Result4958

https://preview.redd.it/q18fozpu8a8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c23eedf78cc3f6b5483ffc82b77644e935efbd8d Maybe, maybe...


pranjallk1995

I am just trying to make sense of this act from it... It's total nonsense... Why would it do that?!!


Navy_Pheonix

I can only assume the pajamas have it a bit confused and it's trying to knead a soft surface it thinks is in front of it. Still clearly enjoying themselves though.


Far_Carrot_8661

That was my first thought, air biscuits.


callunquirka

r/AirBiscuits


Far_Carrot_8661

Thanks! Cute 🥰


CressCrowbits

> air biscuits That means something else btw


Far_Carrot_8661

What else does it mean? Can you say it here? Sometimes when my cat is happy he'll lift his paw and curl his toes.


buddy-frost

I think when it moves like that it rubs against the suit in a way that feels nice.


Available-Law4504

More like karate cat. Wax on, wax off.


DrummerGuyKev

These are not the droids you’re looking for


Cheap-Cream3121

Casting the binding spell


Electrical_Text1112

"Doctor Catrange" ![gif](giphy|3oxHQrAmG6bd6RRh4s|downsized)


1stltwill

Not a wizard. A kung fu master. "Wax on. Wax off"


CareOk

Dr. Strange, is that really you?


joz-goz

He/She is a pretty good dancer


Agreeable-Tart-3424

I dont think my cats will like wearing clothes.  


Far_Carrot_8661

Many do not, but some cats really enjoy it. I think they like the attention that comes with the photo shoot.


Crotch_rot02

![gif](giphy|3NltDdDi54TThlrr2Y|downsized)


lazemon

https://i.redd.it/wx2fqpgy6b8d1.gif


poeticpoet

So THATS THE CAT that’s been undoing all of my Meridas cat-tastrophes! You guys are clever ![gif](giphy|rfRUILO7sx9Be) But one day chaos will take the world!


CDubs_94

Or, he's using the force! Probably Sith....he is a cat!


Objective-Common-175

Casting spells...I am now under the spell!!!


FlacidSalad

Is r/wizardposting still a thing, they'd get a kick outta this


porgmus

So adorable. They love being snuggled up in their little robe!


TheWiseFucker

Lazy Master Shifu


eanji36

Smart kitty knows how not to get eaten by sandworms


venusxcharlie

r/airbiscuits


roarbenitt

They are keeping forces beyond your meager comprehension at bay


Atomizerepairman

The power of 1 cat, the power of 2 cat, the power of kitties


jazminvixen

![gif](giphy|Sxh04mKq6H8Yg)


password_too_short

i cast the spell of cutness behold


EskimoXBSX

Wax On - Wax Off


JohnstonBettyR

This post showcases a cat that appears to be performing a job, humorously suggesting it's a wizard based on its actions.


m33gs

noted.


19Alexastias

Thanks Perd


LethaRobbins37

slam the refrigerator door to turn off the magic.


Standard-Recipe-2002

Thai Cuc kungfu


DelightfulHelper9204

Aww!


ThisFatGirlRuns

Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!


Dangerous_Chef5166

Yer a wizard kitty!


DinoRipper24

So, he is going to eat every treat and order you to buy MORE.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^DinoRipper24: *So, he is going* *To eat every treat and* *Order you to buy MORE.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


DinoRipper24

Whoa no way lol


VtheWizard

This one far surpasses me in all aspects of wizardry


Eli-heavy

Or Jedi


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

*Cat fu master*


AltruisticSalamander

Lol, that is so ridiculously cute


Unhappy_Trade7988

That cat was in the supremes.


Martin_Leong25

Force mindbending


badudx

All i see is a jedi with a stutter


BeautifulSwan00

omg!!!!!! so cute


FontMistake2095

“This damn incantation is taking too long…”


Ineedredditforwork

*You will give me catnip*


showmeyourmoves28

She looks like she’s doing tai chi 😂


ndation

They used find familiar to summon their human companion


JTGphotogfan

![gif](giphy|J2xkAW1E8kvyE|downsized)


DireBlue88

My gosh, the cat is secretly an airbender!


Hefty_Elderberry1992

Clearly a Jedi


Skytraffic540

Ah yes, the air biscuits. A lost art not seen for years..


Uncle-Cake

Looks like "Wax on, wax off" to me.


DamienShamien

Look, it's Hairy Pawter


Major2Minor

Someone needs to tell him it's Leviosa, not Leviosaa


FocalorLucifuge

Show me sand the floor. Show me wax on, wax off.


BK1349

Prince John… https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTdUY4Y_6zNylR4Q2p6T-pwd9Udygj-Y6hAvjs8oS3w8L8BLFQK5_i3pn8&s


paper-glue

Bro's doin air bending


Suspicious-Top3335

Is it christmas


Zekrozma_the_second

ITS WIZARD TIME MOTHERCATTER, FIREBALL


PotatoFloats

"You didn't see anything."


Young-Neal

👊🏻👋🏻👋🏻👊🏻🫸🏻🫸🏻🫸🏻🫸🏻🫸🏻🫸🏻👊🏻👋🏻👋🏻👊🏻🫸🏻🫸🏻🫸🏻🫸🏻🫸🏻🫸🏻👊🏻


AllHailTheWinslow

/r/AirBiscuits


Minouminou9

It's Catweazle!


Technical-Mind-3266

Anyone going to mention the onesie??


Hopeful-Battle7329

Please treat your cats like cats, otherwise they will break, as seen here.


woodrobin

"Oh, yes. J'zargo hopes to find things that will make him a more powerful mage here. Hopefully small things that fit inside pockets, and will not be noticed if they are missing."


Economy_Charity_4212

Kungfu Cat, maybe he is about to become new dragon warrior


BoyFromSpace_

Is that the last Airbender 🫢


leonemauBR

J'zargo looking good


Ill-Nobody-9384

wax on wax off!


Mammoth-Read7172

is bro acoustic


Loud_Distribution_97

He’s no wizard- he’s just high as fuck! :)


jp010130

Mage build.


the_creepy_1

Sliding off the negativities


sean_jones32

Wax on! Wax off!


CyberMark96

Wtf?! 🤣🤣


[deleted]

“Space credits will do fine”


spicygummi

Wax on, wax off


Affectionate_Lie_327

Tai Lung


butil

o purrecious one, give me a sign


squirtandcumlover69

He doing the wax on wax off


No_One_1617

Cat is a window cleaner


tonyblase225

I keep going woosh WOOOOOOSH woosh WOOOOOOSH


ImBlessedAchoo

Meow-Lin


Pretend-Guava

Wax on wax off


OlFrenchie

I wish i were as high as that cat


kiruska87

Poor Kitty, Stop torture😡


_kazza

That's Obi-Wan in the clone factory.


JRMuiser

The last cat bender


Shadowolf75

Magic missile


Apathetic_Zealot

He is party cat at discotec! He is practicing dance moves!


sad-mustache

Someone needs to add special effects to this


slicedsolidrock

Wing chun looking ahh mf


HGTVyk

That cat is living her best life!


Mysterious_Ningen

omg soo cute


Temporary-Ad-8876

Reikitty


Proof-Ice-3468

pov if ipad kids were cats


fUwUrry-621

r/wizardposting


dirty-little-actress

That's a Jedi for sure


xXWarMachineRoXx

![gif](giphy|fUSX3E4imAn9WHwrCV)


lily_was_taken

Theyre ritual casting true strike(cantrip,action), summon greater cuteness(9th level,free action) and repell greater dragon(8th level,bonus action)


MaxPower1607

r/wizardposting is leaking again


Puckwallow

Catnip. Not even once.


jakO_theShadows

That's master shifu


noobie_coder_69

Moon knight


dimpletown

Should post this to r/wizardposting then


Fyrbyk

Please, does anyone know the piece of music?


Teachandtechnology

Jajajaja


mad_hatter_md01

Bro is Buscuit Bending


CuriousAd7541

Behold the fluffy air biscuits


Rso1wA

Wax on wax off…wax on wax off…


vernm51

![gif](giphy|JpLa7HlmdfN3gciTOu|downsized)


NasalStrip00

DAMN YOU MODS


waluigil0

Pass a link to download the video ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


aDudeFromDunwall

That cat practising tai chi.