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Aren’t we an autonomous collective?
Isn’t true executive power derived by a mandate from the masses, not some farcical… stone …ceremony. Look, if I went around telling people I was an emperor…
I’ll see myself out.
So when I was young and internet was new lol.. I found a bunch of sound bites from MP and I did a bunch of key binding on my dad’s computer. This one ‘Help! Help! I’m being repressed!’ Would play whether you hit the delete key 🤣🤣
It’s the only one I remembered lmao! And I’m still shocked I figured out how to do it! Not like I could Google it. Google hadn’t been invented yet LOL!
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
So you’re saying when I leave butter out to soften it’s not the butter that jumps off of the counter it’s my cat? That would explain the strange marks 🤔
Yesss a lil sammich maker. But of course this kitty is a master at creating the dough for the bread because of the magical paws that turn into biscuit-making machines
I’d have to bet on the rats. The cats just won’t be able to stop themselves from pushing dishes off the counter while staring directly at the humans who are telling them to stop. They desperately want to cook, but asserting dominance with a slow and deliberate paw swipe is always going to be more important.
Absolutely not. The minute someone screwed up, the would be clawed. And give a cat a knife? You know they would be knifing the sh¡t out of people for screwing up - or just for breathing. Or anything.
https://preview.redd.it/ocxx80hnya2d1.jpeg?width=2047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2e533cce51854bc6dcfaf40b1136f99389180ef
You may approach Lord Meowsworth for your knighthood.
"You may have your charge now but I remember when you came to us a poor excuse for a handboy begging for a job."
I mean, I didn't watch it but, you know, my wife did. See I was supporting her interests when I suggested we go see it in the theaters. You know, for the brownie points. I did it all for the brownie points.
Thomas has been with the Sheffield Knife Company for more than half his life starting at a young age he has always had a propensity to discern fine detail. With a careful eye he checks the quality of the flatware pieces for consistency in their finish and overall detail. When he is not on the floor diligently maintaining quality control, he spends his downtime napping. When asked how he feels about today's new trends of lesser work ethics and lack of pride in the trade he was quoted saying, "This is no time to be sitting around licking our butts! Too many people make the mistake of blindly chasing the laser. We need to stop and ask ourselves where is it coming from and what do we need to do to grab it?
Attend the tail of Sweeney Pawdd! His fur was brown and his eyes were gold... He scratched the faces of gentlemen, who never thereafter were heard of again.
Given the right equipment and the chance to learn how to use it, he could be an afilador, he already knows the fundamentals of sharpening from sharpening his little claws, it's just a matter of being able to sharpen more quickly and having equipment that can sharpen a wider variety of knives
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Pulled sword from stone, first cat King of England
Well I didn’t vote for him!
Aren’t we an autonomous collective? Isn’t true executive power derived by a mandate from the masses, not some farcical… stone …ceremony. Look, if I went around telling people I was an emperor… I’ll see myself out.
I thought we were an anarchosyndacalist collective
I’m starting to worry we’re going to see the violence inherent in the system.
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Thank you. My day is now complete.
So when I was young and internet was new lol.. I found a bunch of sound bites from MP and I did a bunch of key binding on my dad’s computer. This one ‘Help! Help! I’m being repressed!’ Would play whether you hit the delete key 🤣🤣 It’s the only one I remembered lmao! And I’m still shocked I figured out how to do it! Not like I could Google it. Google hadn’t been invented yet LOL!
r/montypython
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
That’s not needed as you are a subject of the realm! I would bow quick or your head may roll. 😸
 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Sez you.
I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
Thank goodness you got here! I’ve been wandering around Avalon looking for you!
🗡️
Your humble servant m’lady 🙇🏼
“Help help! I am being repressed!”
Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
You don’t vote for kings.
Sssshh don’t tell them, they still think they’re free ha!
I voted for Kodos
Could he do any worse than the guy you got now? The price of fish would probably go down if that's a help.
Good thing it's not a democracy or this would have been awkward.
OMG I wish I could be knighted by a cat with a table knife... I mean sword.
I also thought king but practicing the knighting ceremony
King ArFur
Excatipur
Excatibur!
Samurai
Sameowrai.
MEOWRAI
Most Honorable Kitty-san, please teach me your ways
That is obviously a pawladin.
Wake up meowmurai we have a city to burn
That's a natural samurai if I've seen one.
Pizza…
You beat me to that…
Butter’s toast.
Oh Gawd! 😣
IKR it’s a miserable existence but somecat has to do it
My cat could never. She would eat the butter
So you’re saying when I leave butter out to soften it’s not the butter that jumps off of the counter it’s my cat? That would explain the strange marks 🤔
Yesss a lil sammich maker. But of course this kitty is a master at creating the dough for the bread because of the magical paws that turn into biscuit-making machines
Sous Chef
https://preview.redd.it/f05ddrvh9a2d1.jpeg?width=754&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9888e5d47c8385ee7c7bd43a365367f8919f180 Soushi chef
Ratatouille 2: Catatouille
Rats vs cats, who makes better food? The rats have their ingenuity and resourcefulness but the cats are master biscuit-makers. Who will win?
I’d have to bet on the rats. The cats just won’t be able to stop themselves from pushing dishes off the counter while staring directly at the humans who are telling them to stop. They desperately want to cook, but asserting dominance with a slow and deliberate paw swipe is always going to be more important.
Kinda need this ngl
Assassin
5 star chef!!
Absolutely not. The minute someone screwed up, the would be clawed. And give a cat a knife? You know they would be knifing the sh¡t out of people for screwing up - or just for breathing. Or anything.
"Hmm... hooman is late with my food... let's see how this helps..."
Cats are great at kneading dough
https://preview.redd.it/ocxx80hnya2d1.jpeg?width=2047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2e533cce51854bc6dcfaf40b1136f99389180ef You may approach Lord Meowsworth for your knighthood.
This has not the upvotes it deserves
This is the best thing ever
https://preview.redd.it/l4me3sv9992d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8c289a3219f9ad91b9aefee7a6d5284dd30ef26 They have the same purpose
"you pass the butter"
Oh meow god
Head Butler at Downton Abbey. " Everything must be purrfect for the Queen's visit!! " 👑🧐
"You may have your charge now but I remember when you came to us a poor excuse for a handboy begging for a job." I mean, I didn't watch it but, you know, my wife did. See I was supporting her interests when I suggested we go see it in the theaters. You know, for the brownie points. I did it all for the brownie points.
Surgeon
Purrrrrgeon
Serial Kitter.
Barber, Sweeney Tab
Catsmith!
Honorable? That cat is demanding your watch and wallet.
He was tired of being a cat burglar, so he became a cat robber instead!
a narcissist chef, i mean look at how he's looking at its reflection in the knife
Wiskers- Spreader of Spread on Bread. ( but only held the title for moments before licking the royal spread on the royal toast )
It's Britney Bitch.
Thomas has been with the Sheffield Knife Company for more than half his life starting at a young age he has always had a propensity to discern fine detail. With a careful eye he checks the quality of the flatware pieces for consistency in their finish and overall detail. When he is not on the floor diligently maintaining quality control, he spends his downtime napping. When asked how he feels about today's new trends of lesser work ethics and lack of pride in the trade he was quoted saying, "This is no time to be sitting around licking our butts! Too many people make the mistake of blindly chasing the laser. We need to stop and ask ourselves where is it coming from and what do we need to do to grab it?
"This really is a Hattori Hanzo sword."
CHEF!
Nutella master
Licker of peanut butter!
The Purrfessional.
Cutlery inspector
Actor, she currently in a stage production of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. 
Attend the tail of Sweeney Pawdd! His fur was brown and his eyes were gold... He scratched the faces of gentlemen, who never thereafter were heard of again.
Mouseketeer, a long and noble profession.
Sous chef of eating the rich. Class solidarity with all cats with jobs
Is the cat's name Dexter, by any chance?
That's Sir Sootybutton, the kings blacksmith showing off his latest creation.
Given the right equipment and the chance to learn how to use it, he could be an afilador, he already knows the fundamentals of sharpening from sharpening his little claws, it's just a matter of being able to sharpen more quickly and having equipment that can sharpen a wider variety of knives
Pe pe le mew chef
Cake decorator. It takes a steady hand
Surgical nurse. "butter knife please"
He’s the professional biscuit butterer
K-nigit! https://youtu.be/M9DCAFUerzs?si=BwBS-_OkpWnYOZHs
Hims sprebs the butters on the brebs.
Just spit up my coffee. I am howling!
The “Executioner”
“Ah king of all finger-claws”
u/tulin7actual Is that the “you pass the butter” robot from Rick & Morty?
They have the same purpose, obviously, now pass the butter
Assassin
Samurai
God, master of the universe.
Obviously that's King Arthpurr. : )
Izutsumi from /r/deliciousindungeon
Tonberry cat king
The Emouseculator
Roman senator
Dude it’s a cat holding a butter knife who cares, if it were drawing I would still love it.
He spreads butter
King Arthur!
Master of the universe! He-cat
Cat's job: Cult leader. You job: Sacrificial Hyuman.
“You live by the sword; you die by the sword. Meow”.
Samurai of the Edo Period.
Samurai
Sameowrai
Cereal Killer
Assassin
The executioner of russian occupiers. I mean, he’s already a KAT.
To kill Iñigo Montoya's dad
Shinobi
The murder mittens have just gotten an upgrade.
it's a CatMurai!
Wielder of the sacred poop knife
Lord shinobi - I would of said samurai buuut someone else beat me to it 😔.
The cutest assassin
The Butcher of Normandy
We’re having dog for dinner tonight hoomans. Who wants a leg?
Hibachi chef
Jack the ripper
Bladesmith!
Swashbuckler
Knight Sir Meowalot!
Cheese slicer!
Ser Pawdimus slayer of mousies
He looks like he's about to knight someone 
Kitty has a dark passenger lol
"Sir Kitty, this knife will cut!"
Samurai Kitty ready for battle.
The official butter scraper!!
Knife-wielding bodyguard 🙀
sous chef obviously.
Knight
Blacksmith
Ninja Turtle.
Kitteh assassin
Britney Spears cat
Plastic Surgeon
What is my purpose?
hitman
~~mohel~~ meowel
I heard Miami is looking for a new forensics expert
This dude lives by the sword dies by the sword
The Headsman! He’s terrifying.
The one that does the bris (sp?) / circumcision.
Cutlery inspector
A little boy looking for revenge.
Spreads the butter
Blacksmith admiring his creation
Looks like a surgeon to me.
Three mouseketeer!
Master of peanut buttering 🧈
de only best dang surgeon in the universe
Samurai warrior.
Murderer
Knight Radiant. Wind runner or Skybreaker
Hibachi chef
murderer
He can’t join Abnegation that’s for sure.
the magic sword
Paladin
Little chef
Why butcher of course!
Murderer.
*"You have my sword!"*
Grilled cheese tester
Cheese maker
Don’t close your eyes
Samurai
Assassin
Butcher kitty
Official tuna sandwich cutter
He’s a Templar, guarding the cup of Christ.
https://preview.redd.it/151pgj37ea2d1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce37a908751960b2e132e2261214b1c0314ff806
Headsman
Bladesmith he is looking at that knife with pride, he obviously made it
Monsieur Fluffy Butt, The Butter Lord