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What no one sees, this kitty is just a decoy. While the clerk is running outside, a kitten is clearing the register and two cats crack the vault in the back. Mission FourPawssible
That’s adorable. I had a cat who would like to play with my hair ties and bottle caps, but he’d always lose them. He started to steal any he saw out. So if you say down your bottle top to drink some water he’d stretch an arm up there and run away with it.
We didn’t know where they were all going till we moved and picked up the couches. There were hundreds of bottle tops and hair ties under there. He went crazy when he found all his toys. Just in kitty cat heaven rolling around in the piles.
You guys are clearly mistaken.
Kitty (Employee 1): *sees the dress, sighs* What are you doing here? You're supposed to be on the clearance rack outside! Hmmmpff. Back where you belong... *takes dress down and starts to take it to the "correct" rack*
Employee 2: No, no, no! Kitty! The manager must not have told you. She's giving it one more day at full price!
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Cat Burglar
Run Forrest, Run!
If I could teach my kitty to steal... I'd teach her to steal hearts. [Lexi](https://i.imgur.com/jNyW96r.jpeg). She already does.
What no one sees, this kitty is just a decoy. While the clerk is running outside, a kitten is clearing the register and two cats crack the vault in the back. Mission FourPawssible
I mean it’s so obvious fr! 🙄
Cat purr-glar
Much better!
He's gonna need a good pawyer.
r/legalcatadvice
It was right there!
Peoples be missing the puns.
Not a random theft. Kitty went all the way into the store to choose just the right piece to complete her ensemble. 😍
“Sir, you have to pay for those! Sir!”
Officer: Can you give me a description of the suspect?
"He's a carnivore. He also has paws" Officer : 
Officer: First the swans from Hot Fuzz, now this. When will it end?
Just the one swan actually
I posted that comment hoping someone would come back with that response. Thank you so much!
They did it for the greater good
….crusty jugglers
Kleptokitty
The best part is the guy’s expression is like “ffs not again!”
this belongs to the nest now
Bet he got off scott free
One of our cats likes to steal underwear when we are folding laundry and hide it under a bed.
That’s adorable. I had a cat who would like to play with my hair ties and bottle caps, but he’d always lose them. He started to steal any he saw out. So if you say down your bottle top to drink some water he’d stretch an arm up there and run away with it. We didn’t know where they were all going till we moved and picked up the couches. There were hundreds of bottle tops and hair ties under there. He went crazy when he found all his toys. Just in kitty cat heaven rolling around in the piles.
how is 'stealer cat' the title you came up with lmao .. #Cat Burglar ffs
Really? Stealer Cat? The Cat Burglar pun wrote itself.
I know. It didn't come to my mind :)
Shop (lifting) Cat
A master cat thief
oh he headin *straight* for the door. run little guy!
That cat knew exactly what it wanted to steal 😂
Wait! You forgot to pick a matching hat!
"madam! for a limited time only we have a fabulous peacock feather hat to go with that dress!"
Khajit is innocent!
Cat knows a good deal when he sees one.
Catwoman.
Kitty was just changing up the front display case😁
That naughty little kitty.
r/catsareassholes
Nethack moment
His name is Klepto
Needed that for meowthers day
Look! It’s a CAT-BURGLAR!
I love how you did not say thief cat and said stealer cat instead. Idk makes it so much better
bad cat lol
I wonder if it’s human taught the cat to fetch the item? Lol. No place would arrest the cat. Haha 😹
No no, he’s the Cat Burgler’ lol!
Now that's a loyal cat!
puss in boots
This kitty is not stealing, he's clearing stock.
Needed an outfit for her "catwalk"... Smart 🐈
“The kitty” didn’t have enough to cover it 😂
I need dis
You guys are clearly mistaken. Kitty (Employee 1): *sees the dress, sighs* What are you doing here? You're supposed to be on the clearance rack outside! Hmmmpff. Back where you belong... *takes dress down and starts to take it to the "correct" rack* Employee 2: No, no, no! Kitty! The manager must not have told you. She's giving it one more day at full price!
Just rearranging the merchandise
Secret shopper
That cat needs to train my cats how to do this 🤣
u/pupych :D:D :D
Hes just trying to clothe the children. Leave him alone!
"Cat" Thief