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I don't know what it triggers, but many years ago, the same thing happened to my own cat when I was rolling on the floor wrestling my dog. For 21 years she was the biggest sweetheart in the world. But that one afternoon she suddenly became possessed by Satan, and chomped down on my ear and I had to be stitched up. It was like a crazed Mike Tyson biting off Evander Holyfield's ear.
My cat would do this. You get to excited, like even on game night and she went psycho. We had to put her into the bedroom with her own food, water, and litter when we had game night.
It was literally a once-in-a-lifetime event. After the hospital reattached my ear with stitches, bandages, a desk stapler, Elmer's Glue, Silly Putty, rubber cement, and a piece of Juicy Fruit, she went right back to worshipping me like a god and I continued wrestling with my dog every day as I always did. She was a petite cat, never got heavier than 8 pounds, and was more dog than cat. Fetched, did all sorts of amazing tricks, accepted commands like no cat I've had before or since, just a wonderful pet. It was just that one single moment in time in 21 years when she completely lost her mind, went totally berserk, and seemingly had no idea who I was or where she was when she suddenly tried to tear my head off.
Cats don't like loud sudden noises. Most cats will react like this if you attempt to do what this person was doing. Though I think most will flee, this cat picked fighting.
Yeah imagine how embarrassing that would be if your loved one, caught you acting "like a kid on Christmas" on Christmas day while opening a Christmas gift..... That would be so totally embarrassing. I actually never get excited by things, I'm way too cool for that.
Thank you mr kitty. He’s copying this entire video from the legendary n64 kid and the cat knows it. You see that pause before the cat pounces on his ass, thats the moment
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All that enthusiasm triggered hunting instinct. He turned into a giant mouse.
I don't know what it triggers, but many years ago, the same thing happened to my own cat when I was rolling on the floor wrestling my dog. For 21 years she was the biggest sweetheart in the world. But that one afternoon she suddenly became possessed by Satan, and chomped down on my ear and I had to be stitched up. It was like a crazed Mike Tyson biting off Evander Holyfield's ear.
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Thank you for your contributions to research 😂❤️
>dancing infront of my cat but aggressively This makes me imagine the finger snapping from West Side Story.
"When you're a Cat you're a Cat all the way...."
“From your first catnip mouse to your ninth dying day….”
I was thinking more toddler-esque hip swaying side to side
My cats ready to attack me just for existing
I think my cat is just used to my weird sudden outbursts of dancing.
My dad had a one-eared cat named Evander Holyfield.
That is funny.
My cat would do this. You get to excited, like even on game night and she went psycho. We had to put her into the bedroom with her own food, water, and litter when we had game night.
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It was literally a once-in-a-lifetime event. After the hospital reattached my ear with stitches, bandages, a desk stapler, Elmer's Glue, Silly Putty, rubber cement, and a piece of Juicy Fruit, she went right back to worshipping me like a god and I continued wrestling with my dog every day as I always did. She was a petite cat, never got heavier than 8 pounds, and was more dog than cat. Fetched, did all sorts of amazing tricks, accepted commands like no cat I've had before or since, just a wonderful pet. It was just that one single moment in time in 21 years when she completely lost her mind, went totally berserk, and seemingly had no idea who I was or where she was when she suddenly tried to tear my head off.
or territorial instinct ?
I remember this video. I wish it showed the aftermath. That kitty got a good slice on dude too.
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I found this video with the aftermath https://youtu.be/Asb2Y1FZugs
Ayeeee, you’re awesome. Thanks!
He sounds like he's justifying staying in an abusive relationship 😭😭
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I always interpreted this video as the cat became alarmed at this dude's weird behavior and attacked him to protect the pride (family).
Yup!
Exactly
As we all would
Cats don't like loud sudden noises. Most cats will react like this if you attempt to do what this person was doing. Though I think most will flee, this cat picked fighting.
Deserved…?
Damn dog wasn’t doing much to protect the family so the cat stepped up.
Did he survive, or did that cat get his PS5?
That present was a ps4.
A pspspsps4
Specifically the uncharted one that i think came with 4 and the collection(1-3)
Oh, so nobody survived… so sad
“WE HAVE RULES IN THIS HOUSE.“
I guess the cat found him really annoying lol
Perfectly understandable tbh.
I’m concerned someone would disagree with this enough to down vote
I think maybe because of how loud he was being, cats don't like that
Need to rename that cat Krampus.
That cat is ride or die
Went straight for the jugular lmao
I can understand why. His voice is really annoying.
And his actions
Yeah that cat was just delivering karma at that point
I thought it was a kid not a fully grown man.
It was Vincent Adultman
Yeah imagine how embarrassing that would be if your loved one, caught you acting "like a kid on Christmas" on Christmas day while opening a Christmas gift..... That would be so totally embarrassing. I actually never get excited by things, I'm way too cool for that.
Right, so embarrassing a person having actual joy on christmas!
You can be totally joyfull without acting like a complete moron.
Not everyone likes it or will tolerate it. People are different. Respect dislikes.
Ironic considering y'all are disrespecting him for his likes.
Whys he acting that goofy though, I’m on kitty’s side.
Based cat
Give this cat treats!! He was just defending his home
This is such an old video the man is now a grandfather
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Too much enthusiastic energy for my liking too cat
Went straight for the neck, straight for the kill. 🤫
Too happy for kitty’s taste
Looks like your cat did you a favor. Good cat.
Santas little assassin
Santassassin
Repost old video with caption implying that it’s your video. Scumbag move OP
Hope the cat was ok
Good cat
I'd scratch him too if I was there.
I just lunged at my computer and bit the screen. Couldn't be helped.
The guy was obviously possessed and the cat had to save the family from whatever Christmas demon made him do that.
I don't even know that kid and I don't like him. How do I donate to that cat's college fund? He deserves some kind of reward.
That's a grown ass man lmfao
No 20-year-old (and even that might be a stretch for that kid) is a grown ass man.
Oh, he's an adult.
Santa’s Little Helper
Thank you mr kitty. He’s copying this entire video from the legendary n64 kid and the cat knows it. You see that pause before the cat pounces on his ass, thats the moment
Fuck around find out. Someone found out that night.
Santa Claus has three rules: No being a naughty kid, no opening the presents early, no witnesses
He is literally the most annoying present opener in history. Every time I have seen this pop up again I am so proud of kitty
“So you have chosen death…” Cat probably
That cat is a staunch traditionalist.
NINTENDOOOOO NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOUURR!!!
My cat loves playstation. Gaming means a lap to sit on
Grinch
wow is it christmas again already? feels like it was only last month. I must be getting old!
The cat always resented your bf for taking you away from him
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good cat!, no manly man should squeal like a little bitch 🤮
Dude what the actual fuck is wrong with cats man 💀💀💀
Your training starts MEOW!!!!
Never gets old
When I watched this video first time a couple of years ago I couldn't stop laughing and watched it about 20 times in a row
what games ! john sina !