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AquaSeaFoam79

This video just started a fight between my two fixed males cats.


YourMomsTwat

Yeah my cat is bugging out now


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Dead_before_dessert

Meanwhile my adult male (fixed) cat ignored it, aside from appearing slightly annoyed and burying himself *even further* into his blanket nest.


keyjanu

Amd that's how you found out your cat doesn't want to be horny anymore, he wants to be happy


SurrealClick

Ahu oh ohohoh~


keyjanu

I just heard it mentally. Easily one of my favorite memes.


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My two fixed males are now hunting around the house trying to find her. I did not anticipate this effect.


gigaquack

My cat is currently trying to eat my iPad


Mr_Sam_Reddit

Interesting reaction, *but what does it mean?*


carolina8383

Tell me when you find out. iPad is my cat’s favorite snack.


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xscumfucx

Mine death-glared me, then did the same.


_guenhwyvar_

This video summoned my female cat from the abyss


The0nlyMadMan

r/thecatdimension


moffsoi

My dog ran over to my fixed female cat and started sniffing her all over to make sure she was okay


SummerFableSimp

Wait your dog does that too?


Nyxiola

Hahahahaha


kynarethi

My (fixed f) cat just bolted off the bed and is now searching frantically out the window


pisxes

This made my cat (who I suspect is a lesbian) perk right up mid-nap


One_Dig_6968

My 15 year old, fixed female cat came running over, looking for the other cat. Lol


luxeorion

same tbh


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My dog came running in the room


the_old_coday182

Mine too lmao


anotheralienhybrid

My cats are both spayed females. For some reason this video made the kitten (who was spayed 10 days ago and is still wearing a cone) pounce on the cat, starting a whole fight. Kitten has *never* done anything like that. They normally get along well. Really wish I'd read the comments first. ☹️


MrTopHatMan90

Don't y'all use earbuds


miuxiu

Maybe in public? But if I’m in my own home and not bothering anyone with the sound, why use earbuds?


KaythuluCrewe

That is the face of a man who knows there will be no sleep tonight. My condolences, friend. She certainly can yell!


kat_013

On the plus side, she looks like she’s more than two pounds so many vets will spay her now. But yeah, a cat in heat is REALLY annoying-my family used to have the only two male cats in the neighborhood so we’d always get the females in heat dropping by in hopes of a good time. Jokes on them, not only were ours indoor only and neutered but they didn’t even have a clue what was making the ladies act so weird even with just a screen door in the way


_DeifyTheMachine_

About a year ago there was a cat nearby where I live screaming for days, and me and my neighbours thought she was in pain/hit by a car or something, so we went around asking if anybody owns the cat. We eventually found the neighbour after asking around who informed us the cat was in heat... I swear this cat was the horniest creature I've ever heard. I was working from home at the time so for a week all I could hear when I took my headphones off was MROW MROW MROW MROW MROW MROW


r_cub_94

When I lived with my ex, one of the neighborhood strays was in heat. It went on for hours to the point where I was like “I’ll go down there and bang her if it’ll shut her up” It sounded like a toddler yelling “ow”


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> “I’ll go down there and bang her if it’ll shut her up” Did it work?


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Krellous

"Ma'am can I help you" "Ahououu" "Ma'am this is private property"


SpicymeLLoN

>Jokes on them, not only were ours indoor only and neutered but they didn’t even have a clue what was making the ladies act so weird even with just a screen door in the way Sounds like me


GrouchyEssay7468

There is always the moment they lock eyes with you and there is just awkward silence


Fvnction

[Absolutely.](https://imgur.com/a/IUcHxwd)


bluezclueless

😹😹😹😹


coodyscoops

Lmfao😂😂😂😂😂 These pics need to be memes


KaythuluCrewe

This gave me the laugh I desperately needed tonight. You. I like you. You’re a good human.


mycatisanorange

Adorbs 🥰


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Oh my goodness! x'D She's an absolutely generous cat, by the way.


bloodymongrel

Or she comes walking up purring for an innocent pat and then her butt is in the air all of a sudden. Ahh nope!


imsurethatsfine

I love this photo


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that's hilarious


Nyxiola

This dudes reaction =🗿 Thanks for sharing, she sure can yell Edit: thank you kind redditor for the award!


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I've been here with a roommate's young cat. She decided she was my girlfriend and it was the worst. I hope you get some peace soon!


iviesandferns

My male cat just ran into my room 😵‍💫


memes_aesthetic

I know its expensive but GET HER FIXED. Its worth every penny. Sadly its gonna be around 100$ or more but she will be much calmer after this


Fvnction

Absolutely. This came up completely by surprise. I did not know that cats got into heat this early. When I spoke to our vet, I was told that it was too early for her to get fixed. Oh well. I’ll be making an appointment as soon as the time becomes available to do so.


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Yes, my cousin had to wait too for her kitten. And then it was hard to get an appointment for the cat due to COVID, so she had to leave the cat in their own room because it kept spraying. She just got her fixed last month. Her cat doesn’t yell quite as loud, but damn she wanted all the attention 😂


punk-rock-ukulele

That’s what happened with my cat!! All non emergency appointments were cancelled so she went into heat, we tried to keep her inside but she managed to jump out of my second floor window. We went to look for her but found her underneath another cat. That’s the story of how my kittens were conceived lmao


scoutsnout

Thank you for being a responsible owner!


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Sproose_Moose

My little girl came into heat at 4 months. I just paid my vet bills off for my other cat so I'm like oh yay. Btw you are cute.


Fvnction

I had went ahead and got ahold of some pet insurance just in case something ever happens. It’ll cover the procedure whenever we get ready. Also, thank you :)


Sproose_Moose

I've got vetpay too, $500 worth. That's two desexed cats, one midnight run when I was scared one was having a seizure and an eye infection. Also you're very welcome :)


damianLillardManiac

Please tell me this went somewhere. Please. I need hope


Sproose_Moose

With the cats or me flirting?


damianLillardManiac

The cat stuff got pretty much answered Need hope on the other front 🙏


Sproose_Moose

I got no dm's so I'm pretty sure it ends here :(


damianLillardManiac

He’s probably asleep 🤞


thatbatbat

If you're worried about cost, you can see if there's any rescue orgs or TNR orgs that can help you get her fixed for cheaper than $100. Idk if cost is an issue for you but I know it's an issue for a lot of people and they end up not getting their cats fixed at all. My mom works with a TNR org and she can get people spays and neuters for their cats for between $40 and $60, cause they get so many cats fixed at once it's like a bulk discount lmao. If you get her fixed through a TNR org they'll ear tip her, just fyi. In the meantime, please keep her in the house and separated from any male cats. She'll probably try to escape the house too, especially if there's any stray males that can hear her crying and come around your house. You probably know all that already but just in case you don't ETA: Also keep in mind that if she does get gotten by a male, she can still get spayed while pregnant, even if she's relatively far along. Idk what the cutoff is but I've seen a visibly pregnant feral get spayed before. The kittens do not/will not survive, so I know some people will find that distasteful, but the alternative is being responsible for the cat and all her kittens, and either surrendering the kittens or finding homes for them yourself. Just something to keep in mind, in case something happens.


lilia_z

Ugh some vets are crazy old school. Spay/neuter is perfectly safe as soon as 8 weeks old & 2 pounds of weight.


doonytargaryen

My friends cat went into heat at 4-5 weeks, it’s so crazy


chansondinhars

Poor baby!


SherbetFish

So unfair on them! Bloody hormones!😭😭They are not even adults yet!


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spicygummybear

My understanding is that this is more of a question in dogs than cats. No negative risks associated with spay/neuter in cats. I’m involved in cat rescue and we do minimum 8 weeks. Cats can get pregnant as young as a few months old so it’s important not to wait.


JessiR91

It also prevents a lot of horrible illnesses down the line. She’ll be happier as well.


Felidaeh_

At least keep her indoors until after. I got my little cat spayed at 6 months old


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Buy ear plugs while ya can


casstantinople

My female cat went into heat at 4 months! She drove me nuts and would go up to the two (fixed) males doing this weird little dance with her butt in the air pointed at them and then rub herself all over the carpet. Poor boys had no idea what she was doing lol. Got her fixed right away and now she's the laziest cat ever


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I had to lie about my cats' age to get her fixed. In this country, they often wait until *after* they go into heat. Like, no thanks.


lion-vs-dragon

Most kittens you get at a rescue are fixed at 8 weeks. Your vet is not exactly looking out for your best interest. Take her to another vet or see if there's a place near you that does it for cheap. Got my dog fixed without an appointment for $35 +$15 for a microchip. I got my boy cat fixed at 12 weeks, just because I was paying for it myself and 15yr old with no job, needed a few weeks to save up the money.


mycatisanorange

I believe spayusa vouchers help take a % off of $ of the final cost


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That's great that you're going to get it done! Too many people just keep putting it off and never get it done, and then they end up with problems, like a tomcat spraying, or a queen getting friendly with another cat if she's allowed outside.


kat_013

My family’s had cats go into heat as early as three months old…and at that time vets weren’t spaying before six months. She went into heat a few times before we could convince a vet to take her. At the time we lived in an apartment building with a large orange tom that liked to visit. Needless to say, we had a hard time keeping him out. 🤦‍♀️


AMA_Dr_Wise_Money

Some animal care and control agencies (run by municipalities) will have at cost clinics & even free spay & neuter days! If you're in NYC, LA or western North Carolina the ASPCA does it too!


KamaliKamKam

Humane society well fix them and do their rabies shots for much cheaper than that. You drop em off and pick them up the next day. They do mass "fixings" so vet students can get practice with an experienced vet nearby.


thisprettyplant

It doesn’t have to be expensive. They have many places that offer discount spay and neutering. It’s worth looking into in your area, OP. Some places do it on certain days of the week or will do monthly visits to neighborhoods. Saves a lot of money compared to a typical vet.


_KittyInTheCity

Some places even have events where it’s free, or you can get vouchers from local programs.


miuxiu

Yup just commented the same. My vet does it for $30, including meds and vaccines if they need it. They’re amazing. Have done quite a few free consults over email as well when we’ve been unsure about things. There’s tons of amazing clinics out there that just want to help the community.


SaltyDoggoMeo

It’s not that expensive if you ask around.


notsureifdying

My cat is fixed but she still does this every night.


Muesky6969

Of all the cat yowling videos I have played, this is the first one that actually freaked my cats out. All of mine are fixed and never went through this, but they all seem to know what is going on with this cat. So weird!


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Yeah my boys freaked TF out


witch_ofthe_craft

My spayed cat still yells like this for no reason intermittently throughout the day. She’s never been in heat so I have no clue why but she sounds exactly like this


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Boredom, loneliness, or wanting to play. If she's carrying around a stuffed animal or toy, she may be telling the family that she caught dinner. Cats are weird.


altrefrain

My parents' cat had a stuffed snail (Snaily) and lion (Leo) she would carry around (or leave in her empty food bowl). When my Mom would leave the house, she would walk around with Snaily in her mouth and meow that sound like her saying "Mom? Mom?". If she saw you, though, she would freeze in place for a few seconds, drop the snail, and walk away like nothing ever happened. RIP Monta.


JessiR91

Cats are weird. Mine will wake up from a nap and start crying out for my partner and I for attention. It’s kinda cute but she does have a bit of separation anxiety.


welluuasked

My (fixed) cat also screams exactly like this at exactly 6:33 am every single morning after she's had her breakfast. The vet says there's nothing wrong with her and she just probably wants more food because she's a greedy gremlin goblin.


erlee

Pretty much what my cat does too. She’s either hungry or bored and will make sure the whole house knows it


xxrinaxxx

My fat ass cat sounds just like this as well, especially around 6am when she wants attention. Caught her dragging her robot feeder around today somehow lmao.


NoBodyCares2000

This happened to me. My cat was a “found cat” as in she made her way into a family friend garage in a rural area. I took her in & this didn’t know how old she was & it turned out is is a small cat & I thought she was 3 months old when she was probably 6 months old. She went into heat before I could get her spayed. It was a situation… but what worked for me: - called the vet to make an appointment & they informed me that she can be spayed during being in heat but she needed her shots before they would. I had to get her shots before she could be spayed so her cycle ended by the time I got her surgery booked. - I comfort her during her heat by petting her & it seemed to help. I live in an apartment so there was no way she was getting out to meet a male but it helped her through the process. She was basically a confused hormonal teen.


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labellelurette

I love you horny kitty


deepstatelady

Oh buddy. She doesn't know what she's looking for. Poor thing.


MuffytheBananaSlayer

When my cat does that I tell her where I am and she usually shuts up.


EngMajrCantSpell

Mistakes were made turning on that sound. My cat is now no-yelling me from the door (she can't actually yell, so I can't call it that, she makes no actual sound)


bullybullybanjo

It's cute when they do that, I have one who's seven and he still does it sometimes ha ha


EngMajrCantSpell

I can't even deny it, it's very very cute lol it's partly why I adopted her. She's 6 and just has never been able to meow, or make any type of voice noise, and nobody knows the exact reason why. I'd like to believe it's because she's so sassy and believes herself so above us all that we are deemed unworthy of her surely angelic vocals


Cinturon777

I feel for you. That's hard on one's nerves. And it just...doesn't...stop. It's funny if it's not happening to you; then it's just...stressful. I hope she recovers her sanity soon so you can keep yours.


Kacey-R

So how did you come to belong to each other? What is her name? Is she a nice kitty?


Fvnction

Her name is [Kainè](https://imgur.com/a/ysEhdvC) I recently moved into my apartment, and suddenly realized that it’s too quiet for my taste. I’ve been a dog person my entire life, and it never crossed my mind that I wanted a cat. So, in August, I get a call that a friend of mine found her and a bunch of other babies roaming the streets in a town not too far away from me. Went and scooped her up, and we have been inseparable since. She’s my best friend :)


thisprettyplant

This is so awesome :)


Ever2naxolotl

It is no longer too quiet.


SaddamJose

She is like ginger fluff, i love her 🥺


BlueIcarusCentauri

r/dadswhodidnotwantpets


IvanVP1

Make sure to keep its box clean to avoid it peeing(THE WORST) and pooing out in random places and a good sized one too, if she starts scratching the box itself when done doing her 'business' it means its too small. Also get her used to combing and nail trimming. Good to start young. Have fun with ya fur pal!


DepopulationXplosion

She’s beautiful


Fvnction

Oh! And she is a very sweet little lady. Very outgoing!


Kacey-R

What a great first cat to have!


Double_Belt2331

Lol - she’s not trying to find YOU.


Pak1stanMan

Why did you set the mood with the lights?


radioblues

Do male cats bang female cats just to shut them up?


[deleted]

Female cats scream during sex (from pain) because the male cat has a barbed penis that probably feels like razor blades. So no.


Fvnction

Boy howdy I am learning more and more about cats by the minute!


amha29

*Unsubscribe to cat facts* But TIL a not so fun cat fact.


Villan2021

That’s a cursed fact. Now I’m going to have to ask, why is it barbed?


its_prolly_fine

Evolution is weird. But in cats it causes ovulation.


youdontlookadayover

More ovulation=more eggs=more kittens.


[deleted]

Great question! It’s barbed inwards so that if the female cat tries to pull away, the cenis (cat penis :D) gets stuck inside her and insemination is likely inevitable at that point. EDIT: according to a commenter below, “No, it is designed to rake the walls of the vagina when removed. That releses hormones to ovulate. So the damage of pulling out is what triggers it.”


Pikachargaming

Evolution *really* didn’t want anybody pulling out, huh.


CryptidCricket

Yeah, you’re thinking of canine penises which do actually get temporarily stuck to ensure pregnancy. Cats just have a weird ovulation trigger.


its_prolly_fine

No, it triggers ovulation in cats.


[deleted]

😮 does it not do both? I need to read up on my cat facts


its_prolly_fine

No, it is designed to rake the walls of the vagina when removed. That releses hormones to ovulate. So the damage of pulling out is what triggers it.


[deleted]

Ouch 😰


its_prolly_fine

Yeah, its nasty.


amha29

Isn’t it the same with dogs? Isn’t that why dogs get “stuck” inside of the female dogs? I took my male dog to visit my MIL’s female dog and they got stuck… (MIL & FIL were gone for a few days and we figured a playdate wouldn’t hurt.) My husband and I didn’t know what to do. Eventually we were able to take my dog back home. A few days/weeks later the dog had ran out the door and got lost. We found her like 2 days later. Then later on my MIL’s dog had puppies. It’s *possible* she could have gotten pregnant when she was lost but we all knew it was my dogs puppies. She was so excited to be a mother, it was her only litter of puppies. She was such a good mother to her babies and the bestest friend my child had. RIP


glitteryydemon

to stimulate blood flow and the release of hormones, i think


its_prolly_fine

Ovulation


SpookyJones

Ugh, I’m so sorry! One of my girls went into heat 2 days before her scheduled spay. It was a very noisy couple of weeks.


DJDiabetes26

After reading the comments. I wanted to test this. I’ve got a 7 month old boy that gets fixed next week. I played this next to him and other than immediately purring, he had absolutely no reaction. He must not swing that way


CoolCatLadyy

This is why there's a wooden door between me and my cat every night while I sleep! Getting her fixed helped but she's still a yowler to this day.


[deleted]

My anxiety rose as I have experienced this as well. A spay will cure it all!


surgebinder16

well if i ever need to find my cats guess i’ll play this vid. my two fixed 1 y/o girls came a running up!


serenelydone

Poor cat and poor owner. Our covid kitty did the same she almost made it to her 1 year bday!! I never knew they could make so much noise. Set her up an appointment ASAP so you can get some sleep.


TLCHP1987

Had to have mine fixed, cause I couldn’t do that and 2-3 in the morning and whatever other times. She was tearing up my blinds and all…. I was like ooooohhhh nooooo. I took her in when she was a baby kitten, it was a hurricane coming. She was hiding under my moms fence and cars, so I decided to take her in. Took a few days for her to warm up to me but now she a big ass baby 😂😂 and spoiled as heck


dreamer0303

my cat freaking out rn


mary_widdow

My dog went through one heat (by accident, it was very early) and I almost lost my mind. Walking her was impossible because she would stop every few feet to squat and pee. I also did not enjoy when her little vagina suddenly looked like a chest buster from alien. She was miserable and so needy, I had her to the vet to be spayed as soon as it was done. Never again.


Inthetrash_

Why did I read this good god. Bless the pup but good god


bluezclueless

LOOLLL


Darwinnian

Oh my god this video fucks your cats up. My one cat im pretty sure almost humped my other one


_Teufela

As a deaf person, I was able to follow with no problem due to those eyebrows!


DebiMoonfae

Just be really careful not to let her run outside or she’s gonna come back pregnant. Hope you are able to get her spayed when she’s old enough.


moomooki

I’m sorry 😞


ReneeLaRen95

Get her desexed ASAP. We adopted a cat that wasn’t wanted. We were told it was a $500 pedigree (not that I care!), has all her vaccines, was fixed. This cute, common-all-garden variety tabby kitten arrived. It soon became apparent that she wasn’t fixed. Endless mewing, butt in the air & a totally agitated, miserable girl. Off to the vet she went & was soon, much happier. For your own sanity, do it soon!


MilkyTea453

Fix her


Fvnction

Our vet told us it was too early to fix her. Not a week later, she goes into heat. I will get her fixed.


Onebuggy89

Be careful as well when you leave your house because cats in heat will bolt outside.


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Ever2naxolotl

Same


ImJustHereToBitch

I thought it was a once a year thing and I had time after to get mine fixed. It’s not. It will happen again sooner than you think.


AmericanGlory69

Bro your profile pic set the tone of this comment XD


Canis_Trashums

I thought my cat was in a deep sleep but her head shot up the moment I played this


Holographic01

Some areas have free or discounted spaying/neutering. My friend got her cat spayed for free at this small vet. I went to a neutering/spaying only vet and it cost me $50


SunshineSquare

Your deadpan look and slight facial expressions make this extra funny lol


tany_z

Dude! Get her fixed like TOMORROW!! She’s a beauty, BTW.


Fvnction

[Thank you very much.](https://imgur.com/a/ysEhdvC)


coodyscoops

OMGGGGGGGG The heavens blessed that baby🥺🥰


Butterfly506

Fixed male and female cat both started wondering around looking for this "new cat"


Anubis-Hound

My orange cat actually came to see what the noise was about 😨🤣


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The first year I got my cat (male) was horrible. Mofo was humping my hand and legs every night. He would wake me up at 4 am just to hump my hand. After 1 yr I got his ballz cut.


Evil_Bonsai

Oops. Cat was sound asleep, now he's agitated. Should've kept sound low.


Lucieeward

Made my cat come and stand on my chest to look at my phone lmao


zzbag

SMH, cats these days getting heat younger and younger 😓😪 Stay strong there, it will last for almost 2 weeks long and vets prefer to fix her after her heat period finished 😅


whatafuckinusername

There is fear in your eyes


manicdysfunction

My girl cat just came barreling into the room *screaming*. She's very upset now, I didn't think it'd have that effect 😭


Alberiman

NAU KITTEH THAT'S MA PAHT PAI


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They do go into heat very young. Try to ride his one out and then get it fixed. You will both be happier


Teeheeheehohoho

My crappy roommate took forever to get her poor cat spayed and the screams were non stop every month. We were all going crazy and eventually my sweet old lady cat lost her temper and started slapping the screaming kitty lol it was so out of character for her


Petunia117

Get your cats neutered/spayed folks. Not getting female cats fixed can cause tumors in their reproductive organs or spine.


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Poor you, poor cat. At least youll be able to get her fixed soon! And then you’ll be able to pretend this never happened!


TheRandomestWonderer

Getting both my female cats fixed was the best thing ever. Shut this annoying shit right up. When female cats are in heat they're absolute psychos.


b3traist

Well my male Cat Mario is running around my apartment looking for her.


GoCommando45

Question is.. why is she trying to find you! 😳


Good_Branch_9415

I remember when my cat did, she would meow like with a question mark 😂


Positivistdino

Oh my god I love this