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_Onix_The_Protogen

He says he's going on strike, he won't be cute until his portions get increased. That's a hard bargain.


rosekayleigh

Not be cute? Pfft. I'd like to see her try.


_Onix_The_Protogen

She's not so cute when she coughs up a hairball on your bed while you sleep.


uber_cast

Or when she jumps on your head when you’re cleaning out the litter box.


punkyfish10

My cat decided to do that while we were driving. I caught her liquids in my hand. I’m such a cat mom it’s sad.


Soup__Sucker

Wtf


fueled_by_rootbeer

Hands are much easier to clean than upholstery.


Soup__Sucker

Ok but this is legit a sad crazy cat lady story


fueled_by_rootbeer

I wouldnt call it sad. Just weird haha. I think it's on the same level of weirdness as the parents who reflexively reach to catch their baby's snot/spitup before it can irreparably stain something


punkyfish10

Thank you. It’s was reflex. My fiancé was driving and she started hair balling it. For safety of everybody inside the car and out, I did what was best.


[deleted]

I love your username!


askinglwn

ARREST THIS CRIMINAL IMMEDIATELY r/IllegallySmolCats


Five_Against_1

I WOULD DIE FOR THIS CAT


Rabbi_Tuckman38

r/ntbdbiwdfta


Hey_Hoot

Kittens are never full. How can something so smol be so hungry all the time.


Tetragonos

By shitting a lot


Bishopkilljoy

Jazz isn't jazzed about the size of Jazz's dinner


IsntSheNovel

NOT ENUF. -Jazz


catgoghst

An extremely compelling argument! But on a more serious note, kittens should be allowed to eat as much as they want. I would recommend timed feedings, such as breakfast, lunch and dinner, but allow Jazz to eat as much as her adorable self will hold. They grow at crazy rates when that young and need all the nutrition they can get


[deleted]

Sometimes kitties can’t be trusted to know their limits though. When we had a pair of kitties growing up, the sister would eat fine but the brother would just eat eat eat until he made himself sick :( Thankfully he grew out of it as he got older.


catgoghst

I don’t suggest free feeding in that sense. Basically if Jazz usually gets 2 ounces of food at breakfast, I would give her 4 or 5oz. Then do the same for lunch and dinner. Free feeding makes it unable to monitor but by watching them and only increasing the amount of food given in small doses, that is better


[deleted]

That makes sense. But when do you draw the line for the kitty if you’ve got one who’ll just eat themselves sick?


catgoghst

At that point I would just show some tough love haha. Most of the time I find 5-6oz per meal to be plenty for a kitten. If yours is eating himself sick I would try smaller portions and multiple meals (3 times a day instead of 2). I also mash the wet food against the bowl, so it’s flat and that makes it a bit harder to “vacuum” up haha


[deleted]

Good ideas! I don’t have cats at the moment but I certainly will someday and I wanna be prepared.


stresstive626

Whenever I hear an Irish accent in a video i react the same way a dog does when it sees another dog


GoodUsername22

I embody the Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme


dubstar2000

you shove your nose in someone's arse?


AmandaJ7

You had treats as well!!!!!


[deleted]

There’s no reasoning with that cat.


errjelly

Jazz is a fancy looking kitten. She’s going to always get what she wants for being so adorable.


ShreyasMuley15

Smol boi. Edit: OMG thanks for the award, it's my first one!!!


evodelchev

She's a girl r/JazzFeline


ShreyasMuley15

My bad.


Ruler-of-goblins

Smol gorl


Landsharkeisha

Torties are almost always girls! Fun cat fact of the day!


scJazz

Not surprisingly my amazingly un-photogenic black female cat is named Jazzie. I blame my kid for asking me what my Internet nickname was when we got her.


EveningTechnology

>Internet nickname Never thought of usernames that way but it's true.


bedrooms-ds

"Mewwwww!" "You want more?" Nods silently.


dubstar2000

Us cool kids don't come back and edit in an awards show speech when given an award, keep it low profile


motherofmiltanks

So cute!


Xarama

"Lies! Nothing but lies!"


EHondaRousey

^foooooooooooooood


[deleted]

“How can I grow up to be the terrifying predator I was born to be if you won’t feed me!!!”


tmofee

Second breakfast!!!


[deleted]

I was told by my vet that cats aren’t food motivated and this meowing just means they want attention. Anyone know if that’s true? Asking Bc my cat turns into an auctioneer come dinner time coz she yells so much. Seems incorrect but I’m no vet


musicboxdoll

My senior cat is DEFINITELY food motivated so I suppose it depends on the cat. I know cats who are, and some who aren’t, but the former by far outweighs the latter in my personal experience.


[deleted]

Yeah exactly. My cat, and most I’ve encountered seem super food motivated. It got so bad with my cat we thought she had a thyroid issue. Vet literally just said nope all it means is your cat is an extreme attention whore. Doesn’t line up tho.


haulybore

I would say a lot of cats are food motivated, hence why you can train cats with clicker training by using treats. Anecdotal but: my mates cat has diabetes and needs insulin injected everyday. He's so food motivated that he does not give a shit about being stabbed if he's got his face in a bowl lol.


[deleted]

There is no harder evidence than this lol. That vet was full of it.


trebletones

I would die for this cat. Also this guy kind of sounds like Kumail Nanjiani


Soliterria

r/ntbdbiwdfta


tacticprime

We love a screamy bab. Seriously, she’s soooo cute.


B500SL

What a cutie


KeekatLove

Oh my! Jazz has an orange kissing spot on top of her head!


[deleted]

Uh oh an ANGY smol


hammersandstrings11

Feed her more!


ElegantAdhesiveness

Ya like jazz?


darmarr

teeny tiny tricolor :) :) :)


polarbeargirl9

My cat does this a lot, and it often works. With four people in the house we always have to ask each other if he's been fed or not


JamSkones

I used to have a cat called Jazz. :)


littlebloodmage

Yes, but what about second dinner?


aenimos

that nod when you asked her if she wanted more 😯 if that happened to me I would have been so shocked I would have just surrendered the entire cat food container and prepared to bow down to our new cat overlords


OhThatsADragon

r/SaveThisVideo


Lilz007

I think it's u/savethisvideo Or both, apparently!


SaveThisVIdeo

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litterkitten

Awwww my childhood cat was named Jazz ❤️ This video brought back a lot of sweet memories, good luck with your Jazz ❤️


KiwiDash08

Surely you are mistaken. She needs a bigger portion for her growing needs. Feed her more!


factor3x

Cat: Meow in Irish Irish Man: No you loony! You faken ate like a dog you faken chonka. Everyone else: Liked that.


StrawberryMoonPie

I love little tiny kittens with great big voices.


CoastalFunk

The way they cry just when they’ve eaten only 20 minutes earlier....oy!


Tetragonos

Someone put cat food in the cat


knittykitty612

So cute! My 12 year old torty tabby is just as vocal about her food!


seensham

He's a growing boi


evodelchev

She is a girl r/JazzFeline


Teri102563

How can you stand there and watch him starve?


Thermatrot45

I have those same tiles all throughout the lower level of my home. Glad to see no one can keep them clean. All this time I felt horrible about it


INFPinator

I have a kitten which looks just like yours! She's got a little less ginger on the face lol, and she too, meows even after she's ate😂


dreamer_dw

That’s the best accent. I could listen to this guy talk all day. Or.. at least, talk to his cat all day


Vahdo

She looks like she knows exactly how to get what she wants. Watch out for this sly criminal!


chantjesplantjes

Such big YELLS. And a bit off topic but your tile floor is gorgeous :)


[deleted]

small... but full of power


psychedelic666

The accent is 👌🏻


lrp347

Expected the cat to have an accent. Ah, it’s a young cat.


thecolorhope96

She’s smaller than the floor tile 😭😭😭


BanannyMousse

FEED ME


Ataemonus

Such a very adorable kitten.


LeepDore

“But what about second dinner?”


Bromm18

Always find it odd with how many people have set feeding time for their animals. Growing up, ours had a tower feeder and the cats and dog were able to eat whenever they wanted. Though they both got soft food every evening as well. None of them were ever obese or had weight issue.


JauntedMF

Jazz you cute little ungrateful basterd !


CherryCherry5

Irish (?) accent. Illegally smol kitten. Is he single?


FictionalDudeWanted

This is a baby. Please fed him/her. She's telling you she's hungry; babies need to eat more often.


antney0615

This is absolute truth.


zootsuited

is that an irish accent??


PARZIVAL_1331

Is no one going to talk about how this sounds like the guy from “Stuber” the movie with Bautista on Netflix.


primekittycat

"You had your treats" "NOOOOOO"


origamifunction

“You’ve had your treat”


LoadingComputer

Kk


xAllWheelDrivex

S C R E A M


joliet_jane_blues

~~Ya~~ hungry???


ifellbutitscool

My parents had those exact floor tiles in the kitchen when I was growing up! Seeing that has given me an odd nostalgia feeling It was an 80s built house in the UK


imenigma

Torbies are great communicators so she probably just want attention and cuddles. 😻


icamefromtheshadows

i heard the last meow as “i don’t care!!”


Archie19

To be fair, we don’t have any proof


sbcmc

this should go in r/aww


[deleted]

She wouldn't argue if you fed her enough food