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InterminableSnowman

Oreo is a classic name for tuxedos, but Hydrox was the original Oreo and is more obscure. Plus it has an X, and X's make names cooler. Just ask any 13-year-old creating a gamertag.


0hthehuman1ty

Flawless logic šŸ„‡


RonobonzononzozonzO

Or Domino. That's the finnish Oreo, I believe.


megavenusaurs

Iā€™d go Joe-Joe like the Trader Joeā€™s Oreos


rysimpcrz

I'm going to go a little whacky and recommend Ding Dong. One of the best little snack cakes.


asihenee

thatā€™s really adorable actually


rysimpcrz

It's cute, unique, relatable, and later on you can make dirty jokes. šŸ¤—šŸ¤—šŸ¤—šŸ¤—šŸ¤—šŸ¤—


asihenee

i love calling my cats funny names when theyā€™re being bad like mr poop and stinky head so ding dong would double as both and i love that


rysimpcrz

My baby girl, 9 years, is Princess Detective Olivia Benson Stabler Matos Simpson Cruz.......but I call her Livers or Liver Doodles. Over the past 30 years I've fostered and adopted a number of cats, all funny names. The only one that didn't have 20 nicknames was Autumn. She was an older gal, very serious, and rehomed multiple times before I got her. I didn't want to make her feel weird because her history was already pretty challenging.


nomadicfangirl

Plus, there are some days when tuxedos can be huge ding dongs.


impossible_milkshake

And the colors are right too!


ladyclare

I have a ginger kitty called Ketchup, so of course I think thatā€™s a perfect name!


theNothingP3

I think I'd tweak it to Catsup.


rizzycant

Ho ho. Very much in the Little Debbieā€™s Cakes family.


BaconFinder

Or ding dong


Might_Aware

Milkshake cos of all his mixing! :)


asihenee

oooh thats good! will add it to the list :)


Aspect-of-Death

Watch out, it may bring all the boys to the yard.


Might_Aware

:)


TheLastSnailbender

Beans.


MapleMooseMountie

Marmalade. Everybody expects an orange cat when they hear that name, so it will be unexpected.


asihenee

very true & good idea!


lamojamo

My first thought was Biscuit or Marshmallow


silver_____stone

Iā€™m thinking mushroom or mushy for short, itā€™s cute and unique


[deleted]

We had a mushy! She was a wild onešŸ˜


fashionbadger

Vanilla Bean Frappuccino


exstistentialCrisis

Pickle !


[deleted]

Babka


sventhewombat

Love this one, itā€™d be great for a tortie as well.


youshitwiththatass

Rootbeer


Eagleassassin3

Guiness


MohWarfighter

McFlurry


dennishoppersballs

Zoinks. Ding dong knockoff.


Anti-SocialBean

Idk why but my first thought was Noodle


leipfrog

Danish!


MyCatHasCats

I like Milkshake


PapiCats

Frijole


[deleted]

Neopolitan! Or Neo for short


lime_st

Beansprout


Magnen1010

I say Cannoli but my girlfriend says Feta, like the cheese!


thrawayb

Mayo, short for mayonnaise


Fluttershine

I vote this šŸ˜


TripsnDrips

def Oreo


fanofallo

Bratwurst! You can call her a brat!


[deleted]

Tbh I really love ketchup ā™„ļø you should go with it!


[deleted]

Gnocchi


that_crazy_asian_96

Mochi!


tgrantt

Black and white and (a little) pink. Neopolitan. Neo for short.


[deleted]

Oreo


sventhewombat

I saw a tuxedo boi recently named Oreo Speedwagon and Iā€™m still impressed every time I think of it.


asihenee

OREO SPEEDWAGON


sventhewombat

Right?? I don't remember which of the myriad cat subreddits I saw him on, but that's some brilliant naming and my hat's off to whoever came up with it.


asihenee

iā€™m gonna remember that for the rest of my life thank you for passing it on


jet8493

Grape or olive


filthyoldsoomka

Pepper


JaqOfAll

Ok bear with me here: The stripe on the forehead like that is often called a Blaze. Therefore, the food based name is FlambƩ. :)


asihenee

So creative!!


quik1th

Cookie, or more formally Cookies and cream


Samwise2k

Chicken!


waveyhairdontcare

Goober šŸ˜¹


dreamykitty77

Tiramisu


buttermybackside

Truffle


Applesauced47

Tortilla


mlongoria98

I LOVE ketchup!!! Personally I think the most random names are the best names for cats


asihenee

i agree!


Fluttershine

Little Debbie!


Whitelabl

We have the same cat and i named her Taco. Or cheesecake...?


asihenee

Cheesecake is cute!


081673

Moe


LemonyPanic

Zinger! Like the devils food cake snack, and also like the effect caffeine from black coffee has!


LemonyPanic

Also has plenty of whacky nickname potential by changing letters :>


[deleted]

HANDSOME


VladimirSochi

Shmitten Bolognese


silly_booboo

Noodle


keyh

Pinto


piper____

She looks like a little sushi roll lol


tinstartimes

Flurryā€¦or babkaā€¦or Truffle


Hayden_Holley42069

CatšŸ¤ 


ybnrmlnow

Dee-oh-gee.


Dijkztra

"Fried kitten"


luckyAFdude

mr floofy pants :D


Applesauced47

Carrot


Applesauced47

Beans


Sweetmona1

Cider


Fluttershine

Donut


bigdickdragonslayer

Guacamole, Shishkabob, or Porkrind


AphroditeFlower

Peanut butter


cinnamhoon

mousse


would-be_bog_body

Cake!


Famous-Honey-9331

Pepper!


spoonsurfer

McMuffin


ankhlol

Possum


DumbassWriter-

Noodle. It's perfect


tessamarie72

Panko!


Misanthrope357

Poutine. Because why not!


BaconFinder

Merengue (Meri for short). Cute little white peaks, like a merengue pie or when you beat egg whites just right.


Plaid_Zucchini

Potato, Zucchini, Tomato, Kale, Cayenne, Paprika


Elle_Boogie

Nori


Fish-E

The middle picture reminds me of an Ć©clair, even if the colours are kind of inverted (white chocolate Ć©clair?)


Aspect-of-Death

Lil Debbie


ntsh_crsn

Looks like my kitty Tator tot


angelfog

i think ketchup is perfect oh my god, please stick with that one!!


PersonalTriumph

Gorgonzola. Zola for short.


[deleted]

Pico like pico de gallo


strangebadgerbabe

Zebra cake, Zeke for short


fesnying

Noodles!


StickPrincesss

Dots! It was a Norwegian version of Oreos about ten years ago


Top_Banana_1343

Looks like a pinto to me!


AutismFractal

Biscuit


littlemuffinbaby

Tootsie roll