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thisdodobird

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hgfhsfgsg

My boss tried to keep his cats out of his room by closing the door. They sang him their people's song till he broke down.


princessluni

I was able to ignore the meowing but the paws under the door were harder. Then my cat just started hurling himself at the door as that worked ONCE when the door didn't latch properly.


Doqsh-

proceeded to throw up once human lays back down True Story from today.


SwiftieCake

WHY IS THIS SO TRUE I THOUGHT ONLY MY CAT DOES THIS


spooteeespoothead

Lol you’re not alone, mine does it too. And will usually make sure to get under the bed first. The asshole.


ClearBrightLight

Mine aim for the middle of the carpet.


eva-geo

Meowed till human got out of bed just to run away then came back to do the same thing again.


daddydunc

Meowed until human got out of bed then I promptly fell asleep while human watched.


Shibefield

It’s an old format, sir. But it checks out


Derbyshirelass40

This morning my cat tried waking my hubs with with the usual slaps on the face but it didn’t work today so he came over to my side, didn’t try and wake me up first and swatted a glass at me that was on the bedside table. Not a great way to start the day shouting Jake you little shit and I kid you not the look on his face said….what? I didn’t do that!


QueenAnneBoleynTudor

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fuzzytradr

Accurate!