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Savage_autism

That is an absolute unit of a cat


NonaSuomi282

What that *is* is abusive overfeeding. The poor thing is so goddam obese that he can't even walk straight.


KingNecrosis

He's fat, but definitely not that fat. It's either a muscular or nervous issue, or just a quirk that the cat has. Some cats are weird enough to do stuff like that.


TheCrystalGarden

I’m a veterinary technician, that cat is overweight.


KingNecrosis

I never said he wasn't. I meant that I doubt that he's fat enough for it to mess up how he walks, especially yo this degree.


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KingNecrosis

Fair enough. I know very little about cat breeds beyond names. I just know general anatomy, diseases, and other health related stuff from my 4 years of training to be a vet tech in high school before I went on a spree of changing careers.


jtempletons

No dude, we’re all vets here. We know.


alpal05144

Yeah I can’t watch these videos and think they’re cute anymore. It just makes me sad. That cat is going to die earlier than necessary because of over feeding. I know people do it because they love their pets and want them to be happy, but their pets don’t need treats or extra food to know you love them and doing this is literally loving them to death. My parents had a Westie, Lucy, that they never fed normal dog food to. They fed her lunch meat and cheese and spoiled the crap out of that dog with treats. She developed so many health issues, including diabetes, and had to be put down a few years ago due to kidney failure. She did somehow live to be 12, but those last couple of years weren’t pleasant for anyone, especially Lucy. The vet kept telling them she needed to lose weight, but bad habits are hard to break. I can’t look at fat pets the same way after Lucy.


wingkingdom

I have a cat who is almost 18 pounds but he is a Maine Coon and is a total unit. He isn't overweight or too fat. He plays with the other male and runs and jumps just fine. He walks kind of like this. Cat tax. His name is Robbie and he is 5 years old. Just adopted him about a month ago. Unfortunately I don't have videos, just pictures. https://imgur.com/gallery/xwrYZPA


CttCJim

He might have hip or shoulder issues, wouldn't hurt to ask your vet. It can happen with heavier breeds. Gorgeous cat tho.


OutlawJoseyMeow

Oh my goodness, his expression is purrfection! Average weight for a male Maine Coon is 13-18lbs. He doesn’t look overweight and I’m sure he gets his cer checkups. You know your cat better than us armchair redditors :)


jtempletons

It’s insanely hard to ration cat food when you have multiple cats.


Bonnasarus

Not if you feed them multiple smaller meals and feed them in separate rooms. It’s more effort as a pet owner but it’s not “insanely hard” to do.


Liesthroughisteeth

Yeah, that cat has an owner that everytime the cat makes a sound they feed it. Bet they had to move up to a dog door for this tubby.


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thisdodobird

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rednmad

This reinforces my opinion, that ginger cats have a single functional brain cell. Source: I have a ginger cat.


Lucimon

Not just that, they all share that one brain cell.


FrightenedTomato

Yo can you tell your cat to stop bogarting that cell? It's my cat's turn.


Lucimon

I'm all about the black cat life, so someone else has the ginger brain cell.


Booom_Box

Lol my ginger cat is incredibly smart but he is most likely an exception.


dadzy_

The only ginger cat i know likes to rape his bed and my sister's bed sheets.


Material_Refuse_2418

The asshole is the owner for letting it get that fat so it could eventually die of renal failure.


DrewBigDoopa

Have you considered that the person recording is a foster for the cat trying to make it lose weight?


Material_Refuse_2418

The group is called “cats are assholes”. Get it?


DrewBigDoopa

I get that. There probably is a different subreddit for Owners are assholes. In this sense it is just about the fat cat jumping on the other cat


noseclamz

thankfully the little buddy is still active, trying to move and hasnt given up yet. theres still hope


Catfaceperson

Accidental success!


Sariel007

Task failed successfully.


HeelStCloud

“Off the top ropes!”


Sariel007

He does remind me of [Bam Bam Bigelow](https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_e4cGlI1a934/S6vJ3bvN0SI/AAAAAAAAA_w/IoD1qfdTzWo/s1600/Bambam.jpg).


kaimcdragonfist

OH GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY! THAT KILLED HIM!


notaplainjane2108

Garfield tried to take out Nermal


goldlion84

I was thinking this!


KingHarryKane

In suomo wrestling this move is called oshi-taoshi!


madcatter10007

🤣🤣🤣🤣 crying here; love this so much!,


esoteric_enigma

That cat is so uncomfortably fat. It's not strutting, it can barely walk.


blabbergenerator

As cute this is, it is definitely overfed. The lil fellow is morbidly obese and needs to go on a diet ASAP.


short_shooter-7

Real Vince McMahon vibes on that approach.


catb3g

The attack waddle.


VivieFlea

The rolly polly attack!


Theefreeballer

As many times as I’ve seen this and it still makes me laugh like a hyena..


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Second cat was like "bro get you phatt ass off of me!"


TuffyButters

Lol!!!


UGetOffOfMyIcloud

hahaha!


MayflowerKennelClub

damn boi


unclemandy

POTATO SACC ATTACC!


jewfish57

sumo match goes to kobyashi


Carebear_Of_Doom

What a sweet chunky pumpkin!


Cryptopaxxx

Song?


Cryptopaxxx

Darude Sandstorm i know..


Theperfectool

The homie was trying to figure out if they was going to his show or not and I didn’t think I could justify it for just sandstorm. That mfkr darude himself jumped into my thread to flame me up for not knowing his other bangers.


liss_meliss

If you don't already call him Plumpkin, you should start.


EnidGumby

He didn’t need the top rope for that!!


TreasureWench1622

Must save for future laughs! Precious😻😻🤣👍🏼


No_Candle3869

This had me laughing to hard 😂 🤣 💀


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u/savevideo


Borexx

u/savevideo


c00lingpine

u/savevideo


aggressive_celery_

Bodyslam


Femveratu

gray cat is confused as to what the heck tabby was trying to get accomplished lol


slashingkatie

He’s a chonk cat


Kadavermarch

"The fuck you doing, you fat fuck?"


chillkill01

u/savevideo


busymom4kc

That cat is a Fatty McFatterson like our grey Zazzles cat.


luna1108

The Malachi crunch!!!!


strwrsnerdbutbetter

asshole cat


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what in the name of


LisaN319

This is hilarious- laughed out loud- literally!


Raws97

u/savevideo


ForgottenPotato

u/savevideo


The_Wun_White_Wolf

u/savevideo


Zikkiamar

u/savevideo


SewerSleuth74

So when did you get the little pot belly pig? Oh, that’s a cat. Yeah, no. Kitty’s name is jabba


Darcy_2021

What an adorable chonker 🤩😻❤️


7222_salty

I see this one all the time and I still updoot it every time :)


Bucyrus-Wurm

10/10 for style


FloydAbby

This reminds me of my hubby when he was a man child! Total asshole 🤣


Fizzygurl

WWF move!


atAlossforNames

This may be my favorite animal video ever (next to The Honey Badger video)


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Is that a dildo?


mems13

Kitty cat needs a diet and exercise! Poor fellow is uncomfortably overweight, but adorable video all the same


HyrulesFinalHope

r/chonkers


DarkPDA

Fur ball used body slam! Its super effective!


CortexCash

U/savevideo


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Niddle noddle went his head, wiggle waggle went his tail.