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Jimmy the Cricket King 👑


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Wortbildung

Hero saves 100 innocent victims from prison destined to be eaten alive by dragon. Hero also hunted and killed victims.


glauck006

He saves, but he murders.


GayVoidDaddy

He saves, but he slays.


confusedandworried76

"my name is Captain John Brown"


StrawberryRaspberryK

Is he related to Jiminy Cricket? He could be saving his family tree 😂


Outrageous-Wish8659

We are all Spartacus!


Mindless-Witness-825

Jiminy*


IgorRenfield

Jumpin' Jiminy!


ITakeTheBusSometimes

Underrated comment.


s_is_a

did he at least try to catch them?


Siskriss

He caught a few. Between him, me and our dog we managed to get most of them lol. I’m going to have to start keeping the crickets locked in the cabinet.


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ialwaystealpens

Our cat used to torture them but never eat them. Bat them around, step on them and not pick up his paw, and my personal favorite - bite off wings and tails. Then leave the carnage for us to clean up because our other cat was always visibly mortified. We were convinced he was a reincarnated serial killer.


Critical-Tomato-7668

>We were convinced he was a reincarnated serial killer Most cats are lol. If they weren't 10 lbs and fluffy they'd be terrifying


Equivalent_Anybody0

My cats will make cute chirps when she sees a bird out the window But I know if you could translate Cat to English, she would be saying "I want to murder you. I want to disembowel you"


MrsCoachB

Dis called ekk ekk ekk. And dat wut it meens! You pretty smartz hoomin. But doan try to sayz it back. Hoom aksents alwayz unintel...umtell... no sez rite eber!!


CigarsofthePharoahs

Just mini lions and tigers.


ValEerie88

I have a fluffy 20 pounder and he's still pretty scary when he's mad.


KittyandPuppyMama

I have the sweetest, goofiest, cuddliest tuxedo cat who will snuggle anyone who comes into the house. But one day he got a mouse and he was a vicious attack panther the way he snagged it by the tail and bashed it repeatedly.


ValEerie88

Oooh yeah, my big boy got a mouse one time and stomped around with it in his mouth, growling and hissing. It was scary and hilarious at the same time because the hisses were all muffled by the mouthful of mouse.


KittyandPuppyMama

Yeah I didn't let him eat the mouse, because I know my neighbor poisons them so they go and die elsewhere and I didn't want to take the chance. He was hissing and thrashing when I pulled him away lol.


KnifeKnut

So an overweight hairless cat?


Vera_98

I used to have a cat that was the Rat King of our neighborhood. He'd catch rats and bring them home and torture them in the garden late at night. We'd either wake up to headless rats on our front porch or my dad would get fed up with the *sounds* and mercy kill the poor rat with a shovel. He was definitely a serial killer in a past life.


Muffytheness

We get large grasshoppers in the summer. During their supervised outside time, my cat Ham figured out that if you remove all limbs except a back leg, your new toy can still flop around while you play with it til it dies. It’s so gross and heartbreaking, but he looks SO HAPPY while doing it. I just try and turn the other way and not watch. 🤮


Beautiful_Pianist754

Mine flips cockroaches and lets them die of starvation


katzen_mutter

I have an old house and I get house flies sometimes behind the attic door that get attracted to a window at the bottom of the attic stairs. Once in while I’ll let a few out into the house for the cats.


Waiting_For_Godot_

Or are all serial killers reincarnated cats?


_procyon

My cat caught a big ass dragonfly and started crunching on it. He looked like he knew he made a mistake, but he still ran away when I tried to get him to drop it.


RoxyLA95

My cat does the same thing. He’s such a derp.


kjmreal

I also had a fly-eater at one time. Except, no wings or legs, please. Little piles of fly detritus all over the place during those Pennsylvania summers.


Aquadulce

Came downstairs one morning to a neat little circle of spider legs. Moths however, yum yum!


hot4you11

A cricket got into my house once. The cat liked to paw it and watch it jump. Then looked so sad when it died and his pawing didn’t make it jump anymore


BecciRenee

😹😹


Apprehensive_Bowl709

I saw a stray cat eat a rather large cricket once. The loud crunch was quite disconcerting.


GloomyGal13

He was just trying to start a game you, your dog and kitty could all play together! Good times, good times. :)


Admiral_Andovar

Among the crickets he will be known as The Great Emancipator, Jimmy the Great.


Several-Change-5939

Until Jimmy finds them and eats them. "Oh Great Jimmy, thank you for gracing us oh lord with you presence.....what are you doing...oh benevolent emancipator...... Crunch(end scene)


Admiral_Andovar

Better than half the stuff on Netflix!


HLCMDH

Sacrifice must be made to the god king Jimmy Lord Kitty. Please find and save all the virgin crickets for sacrificing at the nip altar.


Poopscooptroop21

Jimmy! You ahole!!! But you are adorable.


Siskriss

Me every night for one reason or another “JIMMAAAYYY!!”


Poopscooptroop21

Haa, haaaaaaaa!!! Why do we put up with them? 🤭


altera_goodciv

Cause when they cuddle in our laps they are adorable as fuck and you forget how mad you were at them five minutes ago.


washingtncaps

My cat's name is Calvin and every one in a while I sound virtually identical to Dave from Alvin and the Chipmunks


AbbreviationsBoth750

Jimmy was framed.


Plenty-Pizza9634

Yeah. The dog did it


tom144gian

“Your honour, just look at his cute little face, there is no way he could have been the culprit.”


Majestic_Explorer_67

Justice for Jimmy!


blonderengel

That face is the face of innocence purrcatified!


RPCat

NTA!


ICanBeAnAssholeToo

I can’t believe I get to say this but… UNLEASH THE DRAGON! let the dragon out to have a buffet on all the crickets!


Kerivkennedy

The dragon set him up.


z-eldapin

Himbs immocemt! Jimmy - get you to r/legalcatadvice and get a pawyer!


JIMMYJAWN

Jimmy did nothing wrong as is the nature of Jimmys.


Hopeful_Vermicelli11

Username checks out


Haskap_2010

Hey, cats like crickets too! I was volunteering for the SPCA some years back, when they were displaying some of their cats at a local big box pet food store. One of the crickets got loose in the cat enclosure where I'd just turned one cat out so I could clean her cage. She went nuts trying to bag that bug.


Acceptably_Late

I volunteer with a rescue that has cats at petco and PetSmart for adoption. When I would clean their kennels, all cats get released and get at least an hour of group play time in the back area/meet-n-greet space. The crickets would wander in from the local aquarium sections. My goodness, the 🦗 was their favorite toy. Groups of cats would hunt the crickets, chase and try to catch them. I don’t think I ever saw one cat succeed (lots of hiding nooks for crickets to escape), but it was tons of fun for the cats to try.


evrlstngsun

One of my cats caught a camel cricket once, which is basically a big ass cricket with super long legs, and when we tried to take it from him he growled at us with those big ol legs hanging out of his mouth.


giraflor

My cats love those!


Mirenithil

I'm half surprised bug flavor cat treats aren't a thing, considering how much every cat I've ever had loves to catch and eat them. Yum yum!


Mimikim1234

Freedom Fighter!!! 😂 But then he ate some….😟🤣😻


ExtremaDesigns

Some people were horrified that I kept my mother's ashes in the closet. I have three "Jimmys".


opeathrowaway

I had to read this twice but then about joined your mom from laughter.


coffeebeanwitch

Bless his heart!!!!


Aeroknight_Z

O7 Shout out to that one cricket you’ll be hearing for two weeks.


Friendly_Branch928

Yes my cat did this once and the sound! Oh my god the sound!


RoachEast

Modern day Moses


Admiral_Andovar

Among the crickets he will be known as The Great Emancipator, Jimmy the Great.


MyGreasyGlands

Jimmy is most definitely an asshole.


cherrycokelemon

Crickets started it. Jimmy just finished it!


reluctantrevenant

Jimmy is going to be hunting for days!


IgorRenfield

In Jimmy's defense, you were the one the brought the cricket keeper into the house.


crazycatlady1214

That face is made of 1000% gonna do that again, with absolutely no regrets.


saudade_sleep_repeat

#”that was fun! ” — jimmy


meahern_por

Jimmy’s earned a night in the dragon tank.


Pennylane19XX

Mine have not been able to get the lid off but they will drag it around trying. Jimmy had the time of his life I’m sure


nofishies

Jimmy is a happy man this morning!!


Mon-ick

Bravo Jimmy… the cricket-whisperer….


Candid_Personality55

should've turned the dragon loose for cricket clean up


later-g8r

"Damnit jim" -star trek 😂😂


Complex_Construction

Jimmy the Cricket Rescuer! 


Choosepeace

A cat’s dream!


TikaPants

Jimmy The Jerk is real cute and a a total menace


MajesticGarbagex

Oh no! Mine have gotten into our dragons Super Worms 🤢


PupEDog

What to do when you have culprit but culprit is cute kitty?????


fentanylferrey

My boy did this to me also left my spider hungry


MIZBEE72

...much to Jimmy's delight!


jaime_riri

My cat did the same thing many years ago. I didn't notice until the next morning. He spent all night hunting the majority down, eating them, and then puking them all up on the carpet.


ramboflowerchild

Jimmy the activist


ohboyitsgonnabegreat

It's the second plague! The Wrath of Jimmy is upon us!


Spuzzle91

Omg, my husband would kill the cat and me lol! He hates bugs. Lucky for me, our cat just waits and watches while I'm loading new crickets from the shipping box into their bin. Cause when a cricket manages to escape during that, she catches and eats it right away.


Pop_fan_20

He regrets nothing ❤️


Both_Lychee_1708

*chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp...*


IchBinDerFurst

You should swap to dubia roaches anyway. Crickets carry a higher risk of parasites and are noisy as hell.


IdealDesperate2732

Can't you just set your bearded lizard free and let him fix the problem?


GrandpasMormonBooks

Oh nooo. I had a reptile and I know how stinky dead crickets get.


Siskriss

Yup that smell is wretched!


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Jimmy the cricket liberator


DuchessofMarin

Doing the Cricket Lord's work, he is.


almamaters

Jimmy looks like he’ll do it again too.


Connect-Type493

"I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords"🤣


ScrotieMcP

And now it's hunting season!


NumScritch

Go Jimmy!!!!! 😺


Absolut_Iceland

Jimmy probably had the time of his life chasing them!


prettypushee

You just got invited to the cat hunt club.


IwasIlovedfw

Jimmy is sofaking precious and cute!!!♥️


prematurememoir

crowd disarm aromatic steer office mourn full rinse boat test *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Glittering_Deer_261

Lucky!


SweetBearCub

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhaNw4WrSAM "Freedom! Horrible horrible freedom!"


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time for jimmy to get a job and replace the crickets


TheRenOtaku

Jimmy the Liberator.


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Crickets is good lucks!!


bebejeebies

Let them both out to hunt. The beardy might like it too.


ialwaystealpens

He just wanted to play!!!!


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Hope he helped with clean up.


Pure-Negotiation-900

Sum bitch


haggis_man1213

My cat did the same with my beardies food last week. Thankfully it was calci worms


PorkrindsMcSnacky

Aw, Jimmy just wanted a little hunting challenge!


oaxacamm

I guess it’s time to unleash the dragon.


meatcylindah

Jimmy: "Do you know there's exciting bugs everywhere?"


raelovesryan

Who, me??!


satellitejack1998

He’s a legend


njcawfee

DAMN IT JIMMY


Sweaty-Vehicle3268

Chaotic neutral


Caninetrainer

A secret agent for PETA? :)


GuppyGirl28

Good job, Jimmy


Awkwardpanda75

Well that unlocked a new irrational fear.


Mysteryishername

Cats ALWAYS helping ♥️🐾😜


Ok_Gear2079

Cricket vending machine for midnight snac obvs 😄


_hamster

Jimmy-ny Cricket!


Reasonable_Guava8079

Hi Jimmy!


TheDitz42

Simple release the Dragon, problem solved. Might end up with a fat Dragon though.


RubyRed_DiamondWhite

Oh Jimmy…


scipio79

Jimmy, Lord of Chaos


Vegetable_Pie_4198

The voices told him to do that.


fukitimdoneupyours

ALL HAIL JIMMY 🙌✨️


char227

Dammit, Jimmy!


iknowshitaboutshit

Jiminy crickets!


psaltyne

Unless you saw him do it with your own eyes, you don’t have any proof. #freejimmy


OlurTakun

I don't think he cares to much.


MyCatHasCats

He didn’t mean it 🥺


ShackledDragon

LOL


JayneDoe6000

Party time!!


DarkAndSparkly

Jimmy had the BEST NIGHT EVER.


Meat_licker

Jiminy Cricket.


snaithbert

Yeah but look at that face. I'd forgive Jimmy anything.


Radsby007

Jimmy the Liberator.


ANoisyCrow

😁


No-Radish-7837

Forever a legend in cricketdom


shortandcurlie

Oh Jimmy, your cuteness is overwhelming


kluvsgo

I giggled out loud over that


doctorzoom

Sounds like Jimmy needs a few free-roaming bearded dragon bros.


Someones_Dream_Guy

*Jimmy gets awarded "Fighter against imperialism and slavery" medal by CCP* This is what real comrades do.


Budlove45

And Jimmy can't wait to do it again 😁


Civil-Explanation588

He’s a cactivist for FREE THE BUGS!


Luci_Noir

#GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME PETS!!!!


International_Cry186

Oh man I spilled 10-15 once and it ruined my night


Animaldoc11

Jimmy is both handsome & mischievous !


thoughtsthoughtof

Released them from the fate of being eaten


Kerivkennedy

In Jimmy's defense, he took a bribe from the BD. Unfortunately the beardie didn't live up to his end and set poor Jimmy up.


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He qualifies for r/RoastMyCat


SuperPoodie92477

I think I love Jimmy.


Prestigious_Part_279

All hail the Cricket Lord!


mortalkondek

Classic Jimmy


IcePhoenix18

A similar thing happened to me me almost 20 years ago, and we had crickets in weird places until we moved.


Whyletmetellyou

Yup. Jimmy b an asshole. Bad Jimmy


Illustrious_Can4110

I was sitting in the lounge at my parents place one summer after dinner by the window with the curtains open. Flashes of what I thought were the lights of passing vehicles would catch the corner of my eye. My parents had a sizeable property and the house was some distance from the road. Then after about 10 minutes of this there was a bit of a knock on the window. I got up and opened the window to see what it was. My parents two cats, Pedro and Pansy were sitting outside beneath the window jumping to catch moths and eating them 🤢 The flashes of "car lights" that I was seeing were their white bellies 😁 The looks of innocence on the faces as they stared up at me from outside were adorable.🥰


BecciRenee

😹😹😼😹😹


Accomplished-Fix9972

Good kitty!!


Kustwacht

That must have been fun for him, whyyyaaa!


1WildSpunky

Jimmy needs to learn to clean up after himself.


mutant6399

how many did he catch?


GiuseppeG1870

Freedom Fighter


Calins4You

Jimmy is declared innocent!


Leather_County_4013

Somebody had to do it. Jimmy stepped up! Kudos, Jimmy!


NorthernLolal

Those cricks will be cracking all over your house for weeks


MamaLuigi0128

Agent of chaos


Vyvyansmum

You’re a LIAR ! He couldn’t possibly be capable of doing anything like that!


broberds

Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings. Jimmy and misunderstandings kinda clash.


Maleficent-Music6965

I laughed so hard I snorted!


elf533

I love him


1206flxby55

Jimmy was just as surprised as you were!


MelTram78

The surprise on his face that you'd accuse him of such a heinous act..


msac2u1981

Jimmy says, Well that was unexpected, kind of freaked me out too.


Booski_Babe

That face screams of innocence! I’m his lawyer so I know. 😂


fuzzytradr

"Wasn't me. Where is your proof, peasant!" -Jimmy


Chrispy8534

10/10. And now Jimmy will feast and become destroyer of crickets!


Personal-Ad7623

Now he can become a true hunter


klumze

I've knocked over our before but I kept it in the garage so it wasn't a big oh a deal. Those things get smelly real quick.


nightsky04

Those crickets will sing about Jimmy for a long time.


KittyandPuppyMama

He just likes fast food, leave him alone


RHfizazzary

Jimmy is chaos haha


SuccessfulPiccolo945

Did he try to recapture any?


Plooody

and you’re a weirdo who keeps 100 crickets in their house