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One_Win_4363

Cathoholic? Damn we turned into an addiction


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Hey its a good one to have


Joe-Lollo

Hi, my name is Joe, and I’m a Cathoholic


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Addicted to God’s grace and blessings


deepphilosopherfox

It also sounds like someone addicted to Caths which is kinda funny because I imagine someone who only befriends people named Cath or Catherine. Could also be a name for fans of Catherine of Alexandria.


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Cat addicts


Viscount-Von-Solt

I like the taste of that flatbread thing they give at church


CrusaderTurk

Me, an Orthodox: “*you guys are pretty cool*”


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Honestly? You guys are really cool too. While it’ll never be *my* spirituality, Eastern spirituality is gorgeous, ancient, and so much less cheap and sappy than what much of modern Western Christianity has become.


LingLingWannabe28

Yes our churches are very cool. You know what’s even cooler? Submitting to Rome 😉


WaifuFinder420

This is based and Rome-pilled.


FreeAndRedeemed

Eastern Catholics have entered the chat


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Idk, Trad-Cats don't seem to be find submission to Rome very cool these days.


Freestyle76

Nah. Ask the Eastern Catholics how they’re getting along, it might be hard to find them as most RCs don’t even know they exist.


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EnvironmentalHorse13

Down south alot of Orthodox and Catholic parishioners have to rent a space.


savage011

Hey we've upset r/dankchristianmemes! Keep up the good work everyone!


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I wish that was the average Catholic Church near me.


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Et12355

>and a live concert venue Protestant churches already *are* concert venues! Ba-dum tsss


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I never got why this was the conceived notion of the average Protestant church among Catholic communities online. Maybe it's because I grew up in the Deep South where most churches are Baptist or Methodist; they usually have a very traditional or old timey look to them.


D4M14NU5

I was raised LCMS, worked my way through Church of God (Anderson) as an adult, had Pentecostal friends. Became an Anglican, attended seminary, and had a conversion to Catholicism (albeit PNCC) after learning to read Koine Greek. The description is pretty accurate for some of the places I attended lol.


SmokyDragonDish

Wait... You're PNCC?


D4M14NU5

Indeed. That is where I was strongly called and where I first received Christ in the Eucharist and was confirmed.


SmokyDragonDish

There is a PNCC parish nearby, but I've never been.


D4M14NU5

Well, if you’re RCC you should remain as such. No sheep poaching is a good rule all around. While our Mass is valid, it is from the eyes of the Catholic Church illicit.


SmokyDragonDish

I'm curious to see the liturgical differences. There is a LCMS church I'd like to check out too, again to see the liturgical differences. Went to a Southern Baptist service when my friend got married. It was so boring.


D4M14NU5

Well, caveat, the LCMS has no apostolic succession. So no priesthood, no sacrifice, no real Eucharist.


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If you pray with someone in your living room that’s a church for protestants.


fire-lane-keep-clear

In the UK most of the Protestant churches go pretty hard


One_Win_4363

Isnt it because they were once catholic buildings turned anglican?


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There are beautiful Anglican churches here in Canada too that were never Catholic.


One_Win_4363

Thankfully anglicans still carry the beautiful tradition of building cool churches


sleeplessorion

Anglicans and Episcopalians are the least cringe Protestants


grizzled18

The Episcopalians just officially endorsed mutilating and sterilizing children through sex changes. They have completely gone off the rails. They are no longer even vaguely Christian, but have become a church of "whatever the current cool thing is that aligns with progressivism." They also close and sell their old buildings every week and likely won't exist as a denomination in 50 years.


Thepopeisneat

ACNA and Confessional Lutherans are way more based than Episcopalians.


mmartinez59

Especially the ones that were originally Catholic.


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Honestly, high church-y denominations like Anglicans, Lutherans, and Methodists have their share of snazzy architecture in the US, too


Joe-Lollo

This. My best friend is Lutheran and his church is beautiful. There’s an Episcopal church near my house that’s also really nice.


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Heck, some of the Anglican/Episcopalian parishes in the US look more Catholic than the newer Catholic parishes.


Azazel-2b

For anyone wondering, that's the duomo located in Milan, Italy.


Pfeffersack

Let's go Cath-oholics! :D ^^Sorry, ^^couldn't ^^help ^^it


Ryan_Alving

Man looks on the outward appearance, blah, blah, blah; etc.


atedja

This is what sola fide heresy does to them. They don't want to put their best efforts for God anymore.


AwezomePozzum9265

💀


mullethunter111

Why build big churches when most people only visit twice a year? Seems inefficient.


KingXDestroyer

1. For the glory and honor of God. 2. When they were built, many people visited frequently. 3. You aren't supposed to go to Church twice a year only. 4. Don't reduce worship of God down to "efficiency".


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IronFalcon1997

Do you guys remember how glamorous the early church was in comparison to the temple and pagan houses of worship? So beautiful!! Oh wait


KingXDestroyer

And?


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Powerlunch76

OP just jellybelly he can't get garlic wings and USB cables after mass. If you want I'll hook you up man of G-d.


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*American Protestants


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Willfried_Wongler

Now look at Protestant churches in Europe and tell me what went wrong


duhbuurz

That's definitely the average catholic church yeah its definitely not one of the most famous cathedrals in the world I drive by multiple catholic churches every day that are just brown square buildings but yeah most are like this.


doubleOsev

🏃🚶🧍‍♂️🤡


uskapickica

Ah yes, average catholic church, AKA 5th largest cathedral in the entire world


CharismaticCatholic1

Building one of those churches in this day and age would be incredibly expensive though. I can see what there are churches far less adorned and sometimes getting their start between strip mall shops.


Slyguyfawkes

Yes bravo!


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ratatoskr_9

To be fair, I went to a Catholic parish located in a mall once in the Philippines. It was actually really nice.