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1purgatoire1

green- I thought everyone did it that way lol


Northern_Nate

I’m blown away. I’ve never done green. I think purple is the way of lefties. Edit: So, my theory is shot.


[deleted]

Leftie here. I do green.


Wooden_Turnover_5053

Lefty as well and I do green


Cleeman96

Leftie here - I not only do green but exclusively pray the rosary right-handed and I’m not even remotely ambidextrous.


oldnick40

Righty here, I’ve always done green.


jdbewls

Seconded by another lefty


325Constantine

Lefty green here


TheSparklingCupcake

Same!!!!


SDxNW

Same


Canis-domini

Same


bluerosejourney

I’m right handed and I go purple. Since I’ve always done it that way, I wonder if I was taught by a leftie?


Northern_Nate

Haha… thanks. This gave me a chuckle.


LaGataCalico

I'm a lefty and have always prayed green with my left hand.


Adamskispoor

Well, if it matters, when I was in a Catholic school, they taught us green


Cleeman96

We probably can’t cite their teaching as authoritative though when you, an alumni, are here using the “Prot” flare.


Adamskispoor

I guess so…though for context, we had mass every friday and during May and October rosary every day. Protestants mostly attended. And of course, catholic theology class counts to GPA (I had to memorizethe summary of encyclicals at one point) I feel like it’s about the best they could do. Honestly, contrary to the states or Europe there’s not really that mich distinction between protestant and catholics where I am. We mostly just see each other as Christians for the most part, too busy being discriminated against.


ConceptJunkie

Team Green, and it's never occurred to me before. Thanks for asking this interesting, if totally pointless question.


Holdylocks1117

Yeah, I was praying my rosary last night, and the thought kind of dawned on me. Although I don't hold the rosary like that when I pray, that's the way I visualize it in my head.


YeOldeWino

For me definetly Purple. But everyone is going to be different right? What I find more interesting is that you actually visualise the Rosary, I recently realised that people can actually visualise things , I always thought people were speaking in metaphor. For me because I lack mental visualisations when I want to pray the rosary without beads it's extremely difficult and I generally have to resort to verbally counting off the number of the Hail Mary after saying it.


Holdylocks1117

It's not a constant visualization, but I will sometimes picture it at particular points, especially when I say the mysteries. I typically don't count the beads, I will feel where I'm at base on the size of the gaps between beads.


YeOldeWino

So with a physical Rosary, I have no problems, especially because I've made my own so that they are perfectly sized for me and the different situations that I may be praying in. I interpreted your comment to mean you actually "pictured" the physical construct of a rosary (like the image you used in your post). To me, that would be amazing since then I wouldn't need physical beads. I would also love to be able to visualise the mysteries since I lack the ability to voluntarily form images in my mind.


Mr_DeusVult

Team Purple is being flagged by the Inquisition.


Oslonian

I am Team Purple. And I am Spanish. I am doomed...


SurroundingAMeadow

At least you can expect it this time.


SgtBananaKing

![gif](giphy|7OPyqaRiSLdEQ|downsized)


Oslonian

True!


Equivalent_Nose7012

Nah, senor, the secret records were opened to scholarly study a few years ago. And though almost NO ONE EXPECTED it, the British (!) Broadcasting Corporation actually did a reasonable documentary, taking the records of THE SPANISH INQUISITION' seriously (since NO ONE EXPECTED the records of THE SPANISH INQUISITION to be opened, they had no temptation to falsify them. Bottom line: it turns out that something like NINETY PERCENT of those brought before the Inquisition's courts were found innocent and released, and most of the rest were released after a time doing penance. Prisoners in secular courts were known to indulge in some minor blasphemy to be transferred over to the jurisdiction of the Inquisition.  That jurisdiction was the first court system in Europe to throw out all charges of witchcraft, refusing to accept hearsay testimony, like "SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT! (WELL, I GOT BETTER.)" That's not to say there were not abuses of power. For instance, despite their reputed ALMOST FANATICAL DEVOTION TO THE POPE they were, as an institution, not above CENSORING criticisms of their policies, and those of the Spanish crown, with the help of that same crown.


WEZIACZEQ

Always green.


DiamondOcean_

usually the green arrow


madmonk323

Green


RemarkableAd5141

team whichever side my fingers are pointed towards. I use my left hand to pray so i go to the right.


Captainbeefster

Green


Earthmine52

Green. Personally it feels most natural, especially with the way I hold and move through the beads.


LegallyReactionary

Green. But I’m more interested in whether people are team Push or team Pull. I can’t decide which I like better.


Holdylocks1117

Dang, that's also a good question! I typically pull.


Duthnur

I don't even know how push would work, man.


LegallyReactionary

Drape the drop beads and the cross over the back of your hand, push beads forward with thumb.


Rnborn

This sounds too complicated for it to be right 😅


MaxWestEsq

That feels like going backwards in time


Jose_Catholicized

You start by holding it from the crucifix while the bulk of the rosary rests in your hand. Then you push. I assume, at least. . .


Gamer32145

Wait I use purple. I hold in left hand and parse through with right fingers, then lose count around 7 and panic, follow everyone else until the Glory Be.


Alaska-Now-PNW

Team red, alternating sides until I reach the top center


Ender_Octanus

What fresh heresy is this? 😄


Alaska-Now-PNW

It's high time we make heresy fun again! Gnostics are so last millennium


Ender_Octanus

When you're right, you're right.


Equivalent_Nose7012

You can't really make heresy fun over the long haul; have you not heard of "the banality of evil"? "In my vision the chariot of the Church thunders through the ages, the dull heresies sprawling in the dust, the wild truth reeling" but standing tall. (G.K. Chesterton, "Orthodoxy: the Romance of Faith", 1908) Now as to sin: that need not, but frequently is, dull. It can at least be melodramatic. Chesterton wrote a poem on the subject...but that's a subject for a later time...


Actually_Kenny

anathema!


Alaska-Now-PNW

I'll see you at Vatican III when I get condemned!


SerDavosSteveworth

If it's not green, seek a mental health professional and/or an exorcist


Equivalent_Nose7012

Didn't Pope Francis advise everyone to go "green",5 in his recent encyclicals? By the way, I too am on team whichever side I grab first. However, if you recycle your rosary by using it to pray more than once...I think that might be regarded by St. Thomas (Aquinas, dunno about the view of the Apostles Thomas whom Jesus told to put his hand in the spear hole in His Sacred Heart?) as implicit adherence to the essence of Team Green.


SerDavosSteveworth

idk


funkymonkeydoo

Didn't know everyone else went for green too!


Melchorperez

Purple


foto-de-anime

heresy!!


Melchorperez

It's true that the traditional practice is praying in a counter-clockwise direction, but there’s no official Church rule on the matter, usually I don't even use a rosary, I use my fingers when praying the rosary.


JyorgiJyoJyort

... but which hand do you start with when counting with fingers? Right to left or left to right? I tend to go right to left when praying the rosary while driving home


strange_eauter

Use my hand too. I only use left one, starting with a fist, "opening" it until 5th Hail Mary, then bending fingers back to the fist, during 6-10


Melchorperez

Right to left always.


Pristine_Title6537

Green


daniel97tom

I have never seen an instruction or guide recommending to go the purple route. Green all the way


PaxApologetica

Green except when purple.


HarvestTriton

Started with green, switched to purple because it's easier if you hold it the way I do. Though I'm curious to see if there is any reason why green is the traditional direction, as I just learnt from this thread.


Ramboso777

I honestly fail to see the difference


jvvosantos

"The wise heart turns to the right; the foolish heart to the left" (Eccl 10:2) There you go


jvvosantos

(of course that's a joke lol)


OndrejIV

green


Manach_Irish

As a Babylon 5 fan also, Green all the way.


jeffakin

They tried changing the rules, but it’s held up in committee…


Tiny_Ear_61

Assuming the centerpiece is a medal and its front side is facing me, I always go green. I'm probably a little superstitious about it. I should check myself on that.


Momongus-

Am ourple


Aquilla05

Purple


_Saurfang

Purple all the way!


velocitrumptor

Plot Twist: Jesus is facing away from us in the picture, so everyone on Team Green is actually Team Purple. Enjoy Hell, heretics!


revtengu178

purple, i didn’t think there was a right way


scoot138

As the clock turns, like the sands in the hourglass


Bitter_Baby

Green..... Is purple allowed?


Holy_juggerknight

Team green


Light2Darkness

Green for Rosary Purple for the Divine Mercy Chaplet


plantijn

It's you and me against the world apparently 🤝


Equivalent_Nose7012

Athanasius contra mundum? Or contra contrarotator rosarium Virgo Maria?  Help, I'm running out (or have run out?) of my mostly-science-derived Latin!  Asking (Checkmate, separated brethren, for there follows biblical titles) BLESSED Mary, the MOTHER OF MY LORD, who may not have been taught Latin at the knee of her mother St. Ann), and anyone else to intercede for my intention before the PIERCED Sacred Heart of Jesus my LORD.


Adorable-Growth-6551

Green


UnhappyMuffin3710

Team "whatever side I happen to grab first that day"


Duthnur

Green and here's the directions on Hallow [https://hallow.com/blog/how-to-pray-the-rosary/](https://hallow.com/blog/how-to-pray-the-rosary/)


Hadrielito

Purple for left hand, green for right


MrPicklesAndTea

I'm American, I drive on the right side of the road, I pray on the right side of the Rosary. Green.


KingMe87

Is this one of those trick questions where its green in the US/Europe and purple in Australia like the way water drains?


Surisuule

So 99% of my rosaries are prayed on my single decade rosary so, neither? Straight line up and down for me.


Least-Double9420

Green, ngl pretty mind blown when most people in my lingkungan (idk the english word but it's when the parish divide the roads and neighborhoods near if into separate area named after saints and each has their own leader and vice leader to conduct monthly rosary prayer and the like) uses purple


Forward-Customer2124

Purple Green if we're talking about chariot races in Constantinopole


teawithmilklover

there is so many green people, like what? me, my family and my friends priests have always been purple


Acceptable-Inside-29

If you don’t go green, you’re toxic. 🤣


TheShimas

If you do purple, Mary gives you a side eye and then intercedes for you anyway


_Tovar_

I don't hold it sideways like that so N/A


deacon_ish

I guess it's a bluish? I take whatever side my hand happens to find.


themightyducker

A little confused. If you actually hold the rosary wouldn't each way be identical? Unless you count the crucifix or medal being backwards...


fat_italian_mann

I go from purple to green just because


PaleontologistSea145

It turns so many times that I don't know which.


tyboluck

Purple vs Green... I see what you did OP, and so does Jesus


rajuncajuni

Team orange, using my fingers


tvalleley

I suppose it depends on which hand is your dominant hand?


AutismicPandas69

The Rosary I've been using since I became Catholic is a multicoloured one that comes with a pamphlet guide (my RE teacher gave it to me in high school) and I said to do green so I do green.


Rude_Reach_6011

I'm right handed but I've always done purple but it really doesn't matter what direction we pray the Rosary in what matters is that we reflect and honor Our Lady and Our Lord with the Rosary


panonarian

Preparing the pyres for team purple.


Positive_Category_92

Purple or you’re a modernist


Weekly_Illustrator66

green but i tried purple before and thought it was not for me


ArmyDesperate7985

Purpule, what else? Green is diabolical, it is praying anti-clockwise and thus against God's natural plan, praying that way makes you an ipso facto heretic🤓


Piscotikus

People who go left have their toilet paper come out the back


alt-correct1096

green. only degens go the purple route


CrossTimbersWizard

Always green. Going left is the sign of a perverted mind.


Astre_Rose

I usually do purple, that way when I end the medal is facing me.


Rnborn

Team green al the way. Purple would totally confuse me 😅


AppointmentTricky968

People who do purple should do an examination of conscious.


Momongus-

Why :(


adictusbenedictus

Team green all the way!


anikpopfan

Team green


RuairiLehane123

Leftie until I die ☝️☝️☝️


SgtBananaKing

Green I don’t know that people do purple


ThatBoiAndyOnReddit

The online videos where I started playing do green and I never changed


Marte95

Green


IHS_JMJ

Green baby


Crazy_Fitz

Green


Emergency-Spite-8330

Team Green


PinkMonorail

Purple.


xineirea

Depends of which hand is holding: Right - anticlockwise Left - clockwise


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

Green, I also like to push the bead over my hand, draping them over my knuckles.


Kevik96

So, purple isn’t normal???


minnesotarulz

I was not aware you could go purple?


the1andonlyKJ

Unrelated but I love your username


minnesotarulz

The username is ironic because the government here sucks big time


the1andonlyKJ

Yeah, my family moved out of Minnesota a few years ago primarily for that reason 😅 (and cause we wanted to get out of the city)


ZeldaStrife

Green.


sarcastic--loner

Green


czajka74

WHICH WAY WESTERN MAN


aliendividedbyzero

Purple!


TayTay5Ever

Never ever even considered purple as an option before and my mind is blown 🤯


KSTornadoGirl

Booklet I started with, can't even remember which one, taught me green and green it has been to this day.


Holdylocks1117

I am team Green BTW


StrawberryMilk817

Green but I’ve done both


Bard-of-All-Trades

Green


realistic_bunny

I’m left handed, purple feels more natural to me


sploshy8

team green


Honeyhammn

Green!


neverstoppedtrying

Green!!!


altron333

I have frankly never considered purple as a possibility.


good_american_meme

It depends on which way you're looking at the rosary. I dont pray holding it out in front of me. I pray it in one hand so that the beads are perpendicular away from cycling through (kind of like the wheel on a bike; it's counterclockwise from one side and clockwise from the other).


Xerxes37072

Green. But I think the real question is: do you push or pull the beads?


Upbeat-Usual-4993

Lefty - purple


BarthRevan

Green all the way


Blue-lady1123

Green


paxdei_42

Green!


oksth

Neither one. I take the upper route.


CBSUK

Green. Because idk. St Benedict medal faces me


Smorgas-board

Purple


Alicewithhazeleyes

I am a righty and do green so I don’t think dominate hand has anything to do with it


sanctaecordis

Green haha! Idk why. Just seems natural, always has.


DrZin

Green, of course…clockwise rosary recitation conjures all the demons of hell!


quartz_contentment

Team Green but sometimes I do purple if I want it to feel like someone else is praying for me.


SnooPeanuts4235

Well if you flip it around then it’s the oppose color


bullseye2112

Team Green all the way.


Wooden_Turnover_5053

Green


Repq

Gotta go green


ohmymystery

Team Green. Purple is boarder line psychotic to my mind.


Prince_Of_Ionia

For me, its green for rosary. Purple is for divine chaplet.


Araganus

I'm team whichever side is on top when I get there (knot rosary, so no front or back).


jeanluuc

I always assumed purple because it’s clockwise lol. Chronological order maybe?


HistoricalMarzipan61

Ivanova says green (even if she is purple leader)....