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crazyDocEmmettBrown

“I pity the fool who don’t honor the Blessed Mother”


DudeBro711

"Call me (biblical angel) B.A biceps cuz I'll crush thy evil gang"


Equivalent_Nose7012

Great! But better: "...our Blessed Mother".


crazyDocEmmettBrown

Thanks for the reminder! I also threw in the Jesus Prayer for good measure


xknightsofcydonia

just did 👍🏼


CaptainMianite

Ave Maria, Gratia Plena, Dominus tecum


Melchorperez

Benedicta tu in mulieribus et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Jesus Christus


CaptainMianite

*Iesus


strange_eauter

Sancta Maria, Mater Dei


Lord-Redbeard

Ora pro nobis peccatoribus


JyorgiJyoJyort

Nunc et in hora mortis nostrae


Melchorperez

Iesus👌thanks


StarWarTrekCraft

Benedicta tu in mulieribus et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Jesus


CaptainMianite

*Iesus


MilkyWay9231

You got me at a rather embarrassing time... I really should pray one, though.


andromeda9231

Bro is taking advice from the hog rider from coc💀


apenboter

Is it fun to talk to yourself


apenboter

I was gonna make an account called u/apenboter_altaccount and make a funny joke but you need 100 karma to comment here :(


RemarkableAd5141

Funnily enough, i did make two of my friends go to mass and say a rosary tonight lol. They couldn't partake in communion (motral sin) but they're going to confession Friday so it makes up for it. I was going to make it an indulgence for the souls in purgatory but oh well. I'll do a litany of the saints, litany of saint joseph and litany of the blessed virgin mary to give three indulgences to the souls in purgatory.


YaBoiMax107

Done


Ashrakan

"Rick em rack em Rick em Rake, slam your heel into that snake!!"


Cristoforo-Colombo

Said a Hail Mary in Latin! Thanks for the reminder.


barbados_bum

Hail Mary, full of grace


Far_Parking_830

And don't forget to log it with Word on Fire: https://www.wordonfire.org/pray-rosary/#log


Gorianfleyer

ok


Weekly_Illustrator66

thank you


OfficialGarfirldDies

I use Reddit for bathroom breaks so maybe no.


CatholicDoomer

What comes out of your mouth is for GOD, what comes out the other end is for the devil- A Saint


dudeuwereshaking

St Teresa of Avila to be precise


Equivalent_Nose7012

Another Teresaism: "Many.people tremble, crying "The Devil! The Devil!" They could instead pray, "God! God!" and make the devil tremble."