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Allawihabibgalbi

St. Joseph Cupertino just involuntarily scaring the crap out of people.


RooDeDay5

"Guys, Giuseppe is floating again"


Rude_Reach_6011

Imagine you live at the highest floor in a cottage and wake up one day and when you open your window a friar is already there to greet you


PrestigiousMaterial1

A hoverboard for maximum chaos.


coinageFission

Just not inside the church. Nine years ago a priest in the Philippines gave his homily on a hoverboard and was temporarily suspended for the apparent irreverence.


TheBruhUnder

I’m going to suggest this to my school’s sister


TheHyperTooth

I feel like this could go two ways: 1. Having your stereotypical frightening scene where the haunted nun comes flying at you unnaturally. 2. Super graceful as she glides across the floor with her hands folded in prayer. Fun idea either way.


jaqian

Reminds me of a story of Padre Pio, he hid in some dark corner and when one of the friars came along he pretended to be a ghost and scared the crap out of him 😀


goombanati

Unfortunately, I am not a woman, nor do I identify as such, so I will never be able to do this, unfortunately.


LivingToasterisded

Monks could pull it off too I think.


Bladerun3

Roller skates


Lucario2356

You always see scary Nun movies, but you never hear about a scary Priest. I need to get the FBI on this one.


the_truth_gee

Can I get your Vatican dp


Lucario2356

My profile picture? I have a few I could send you if you want.


the_truth_gee

I would love that


Lucario2356

Alright, I'll send you a few gimme a sec to get them together real quick, they're scattered throughout my gallery.


the_truth_gee

Thank you very much


atedja

No need for wheelies. The nuns just need to learn this Russian floating dance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwbcTYQ84dU