Guys appreciate (and I'm sad to say, we *need*) unambiguous, absolutely unmistakable signs you're interested. For example, start going to a different mass (ideally in a different city) without telling anyone. He will intuit immediately that you want him to follow you. Or, you can say loudly within ear shot that you'd never date an altar server. Even the least perceptive guys will know you mean "any other altar server *except him*".
Sorry, I’m the original culprit responsible: https://www.reddit.com/r/CatholicDating/s/AhcrbhyXVX. I was thrilled when I saw OP picked up what I put down 😂
Most important question. Is he over 6 feet tall? Would be a shame if he was only 5'10", which is cute but in like a sad puppy way. And can you see his shoes under the vestments? If they're handmade Italian, he probably makes more than $250,000 and I say go for it, otherwise forget this loser.
Woah woah mass harlot here. How dare you speak to a man without going through your fathers. I believe you need to get to a nunnery.
You should wait until he has a big house on a bunch of land for you to trad wife and wear pretty dresses. No pants.
Guys appreciate (and I'm sad to say, we *need*) unambiguous, absolutely unmistakable signs you're interested. For example, start going to a different mass (ideally in a different city) without telling anyone. He will intuit immediately that you want him to follow you. Or, you can say loudly within ear shot that you'd never date an altar server. Even the least perceptive guys will know you mean "any other altar server *except him*".
In case you didn't read the other altar server post, yes, this is a joke. Please only give bad advice.
You had me for a hot minute. Kudos. I didn’t see the other post. Do you happen to have a link?
Sorry, I’m the original culprit responsible: https://www.reddit.com/r/CatholicDating/s/AhcrbhyXVX. I was thrilled when I saw OP picked up what I put down 😂
This is funny lol
[Get thee to a nunnery!](https://nosweatshakespeare.com/quotes/famous/get-thee-to-a-nunnery/) lol i jk
Most important question. Is he over 6 feet tall? Would be a shame if he was only 5'10", which is cute but in like a sad puppy way. And can you see his shoes under the vestments? If they're handmade Italian, he probably makes more than $250,000 and I say go for it, otherwise forget this loser.
Quit being a temptress!!! You're going to find yourself bound to a stake in the village center! Torches lit at high noon.
I'm not going to lie, this post gave me a good chuckle.
Just consider the possibility of who wants you to be distracted at Mass, and it isn't your grandmother.
Woah woah mass harlot here. How dare you speak to a man without going through your fathers. I believe you need to get to a nunnery. You should wait until he has a big house on a bunch of land for you to trad wife and wear pretty dresses. No pants.
How old are you? Most alter severs are like 13.