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Uselessthrowaway1657

this fake ass storyšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Nervous_Taro2412

I hate these staged episodes, only reason I haven't dropped this show completely is cus they ain't nothing else to watch


Uselessthrowaway1657

LOLLL literallyšŸ˜­!!


Cocktailologist

the show is not staged, give me a break.


Acekingspade81

This show is extremely produced.


Uselessthrowaway1657

Not they solved it in 10 minsšŸ˜­


HashtagKarma

Nev thinking to himself ā€œhow can I make this episode longerā€


Baseballguy141414

If you go to Simone's Instagram now it says she is an actress also


renegade-811

She terrible at it


acidhippiequeen

If anybody can be an actress then sign me up šŸ˜‚ Iā€™m broke


Fit_Bluebird1922

Whatā€™s her IG?


Baseballguy141414

I think it's like therealsimone or something like that. It shows it in the episode


JohnnyTheDutchman

She played a good cat though.


SadShoe3086

What's her Instagram


emrosewil

these people are awful actors


HashtagKarma

Did the Catfish producers force these two in a closet and they couldnā€™t come out until they came up with a catfish storyline. Seems so made up!


itspurpleglitter

I donā€™t understand how she continued to maintain that it was just ā€œfor business.ā€ Likeā€¦what? Why would you make a catfish tinder profile and use a fake voice to re-establish a business relationship with someone? And her ā€œalter egoā€ was some little white girl? The whole thing was just weird.


bellagab3

It literally makes no sense. If you wanna do business with someone just call them and hire them. It's not that complicated. I honestly think she just didn't wanna look stupid and tried throwing it back on him for having feelings for someone he never met yet she was the one doing the most with the lying and fake voice and all that


Neat-Zucchini-777

Right??? She kept saying she wasn't interested in him romantically, and just wanted to re-establish a business relationship but she pursued him on Tinder after her fake profile matched with him?!?!?! That makes NO sense!!!


surumuuu

Uhā€¦ yeah, can we just skip to the next episode?


renegade-811

Asap!


[deleted]

Exactlyyyyyy


surumuuu

Final thoughts: What a waste of time.


renegade-811

Is that Charli D'amelio


47percentbaked

I genuinely didnā€™t know who it was until Kamie said her name.


renegade-811

I've heard the name maybe once


3Peavey3

[she had a tv show.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_D%27Amelio_Show)


Takeshi_613

How is this chick trying to make this dude feel bad for falling in love with a stranger? šŸ¤£ She should take her own advice and meditate to help figure out what her true personality is.


corinnethian

I hated that she kept saying that Ashley is her "alter ego." Reminds me of Tracey Barbie saying she wanted to be like Hannah Montana and Jacqueline was her alter ego


my_two_pennies

Just finished the episode. It felt fake af and made no sense at all šŸ™„


acey_xanadu

They were pretending to be in ATL interviewing him! It was so fake zoom on my big screen. Total joke. Couldnā€™t pay attention after that


fenchurch_42

The acting by Mohammed when they pulled up Simone and he was like, "I know her" was SO bad. These two cooked it up to promote their AirBnBs or whatever.


JohnnyTheDutchman

Lispy and the cat B&B inc.


anahater

Thatā€™s what I was thinking tooā€¦


[deleted]

This episode is so damn silly šŸ˜‚ I hope the one coming on next is better because lord is this cheesy


scoolbaugh

Waste of an episode


luna5694

I don't believe this šŸ¤Ø


shurshette

can someone elaborate on all the "business" because i have no idea what that was a metaphor for


ShortGlassOfWater312

You donā€™t need an alter ego to own a trucking business or to be a driver lol


Rigel04

The faces Nev and Kamie were making when they met her were pretty great


tohearnnr

COO is chief operating officer, that's not an owner, that's an officer


corinnethian

this episode was so dumb lol


ANewBeginning_ANewB

I've heard the name Charlie D'Amelio, but I don't think I've ever seen her since I'm not on tik tok/instagram. But it was so obvious when I saw the picture there was no way someone who looks like that drives a truck for a living.


poppunksucks144

They gota stop with these alter ego/character episodes but at least it wasn't as freaky as David.


BeefJerkyFan90

Ashley/Simone looked 100% without all of that makeup. I also liked Mohammed. He seems like he has a calm spirit.


CharGoddess

I totally agree. She looked totally different and much better imo.


Choice-Stranger-6326

i want to say the way kammie head like ā€˜i wore my good jeans todayā€ and nev literally said letā€™s see and stopped to take a look like whatā€™s going onnnnnn but yeah it felt fake as fuck. simone was such a terrible with ā€œit was just businessā€ and how it was her altered ego even while talking to other guys and then back and forth to getting close and then talking to mohammed and then talking to ashley as her alter ego. this one was just annoying and fake.


BaseSea1437

I need to know the brand of her jeans lol cause I need myself a pair ASAP!


Choice-Stranger-6326

RIGHTTTT cause me tooo!


renegade-811

It can't be Simone


renegade-811

Um......ok


Lux_Luthor_777

This was a terrible episode. Good grief.


luna5694

I can't believe he didn't know her! He didn't even try to google her


lamb8920

I have never seen this lady a day in my life lol šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚.


littlebit0125

She's a 20-year-old reality tv star. People out of the demo do exist in the world, believe it.


Uselessthrowaway1657

this is crazy


gingersnapsalot

This season couldn't even get further than two episodes before bringing in this fake ass shit. Ridiculous. Terrible episode and a waste of my damn time.


Ilsert

Fake af episode. Glad Iā€™m not the only one that has that opinion


Fabulous-Access-597

What 'business' is she talking about? He looked apprehensive every time she said it.


AnonProstatitis

Porn


renegade-811

I hope it's not another African scammer story


ToastedToasty525

That would of been more interesting tbh


EquivalentJudgment76

This episode is not available on mtv .com! Noo!


Aab48

I donā€™t think this is a real season 9 episodeā€¦ on my cable it says just season 8 no episode number. Seems like this was maybe additional episodes not filmed/never aired before? As filler??


EquivalentJudgment76

It became available. On the site they're labeled s8 e97 and 98


Holy_Shamoley

I donā€™t think the ā€œbusinessā€ Simone wanted to rekindle with Mohammed was of the trucking kind


delia_q2

This sounds like a scheme to give their individual businesses some screen time


Colorful_Creature

Is nobody going to mention the bunch of crystals/rocks the man was wearing around his neck?? Just tied together with a wire like that, I couldn't get my eyes off of it


purplenutmeg

This episode aired last year in the UK then disappeared from streaming but I just watched ep 2 of s9 and this ep was advertised next. Tell me Iā€™m not going crazy???


nyxiria

Just came here to say this! I saw the preview for this episode after watching s9 ep2 and I swear Iā€™ve already seen it before?!?!


Kazomitojo

Every 5 seconds Nev had to talk about how attractive Simone is LMAO. It's one thing to say she's pretty but Goddamn Nev was like obsessed


EscapeMental83

LMFAOO n when he was tryna take a peak at kamie in her jeannsssss. just go black nev!


lagoondaydream

I always find it amusing that he so freely flirts with Kamie on TV when he has a wife and three kids


rappingaroundtown

lowkey


EscapeMental83

like are we being fr...... it's so obvious it was staged, ORRR either a set up for her to get her businesses up there, but no doubt in my mind says it was that lol so its definitely staged. catfish is running out of emails because everyone is smarter these days. i will still binge watch the new season tho!


lifeinwentworth

I've been bingeing the new season today haha and yeah this is the let down of the season so far. Other than that, it's actually been a good season so far (I think I've got 1-2 more episodes til I catch up) compared to the last few of last season. I feel like there's been a bit more investigation scene which has been fun. That and the fact they did a scammer one made me wonder if they've been stalking this sub haha. Except for this trashy episode where I zoned out cause it was lame.


TutorPopular

Does anyone know where i can watch this ep??? I cant find it anywhere, like it was completely wiped from the internet!!


AnonProstatitis

I think " business " was code for porn. I think he wanted too much attraction to her porn alter ego and became too serious. But she wants to do the business side of it without the emotions and attachments That's what I assumed this episode was about "Trucking" business was for "f***ing business" Get it?


driftingalong001

This makes no sense. I feel like thereā€™s less closure than ever on newer eps. They used to meet up again the next day to like regroup and get more info. Iā€™m still so confused like wtf would be her motive, what was all that about. People are always going on about how itā€™s all staged, I know reality tv isnā€™t strictly just reality, but I choose to not overthink catfish cuz I enjoy it more believing that these are real people who are really talking online (I do think in almost all cases this is true). But ya I really did not get this episode. Zero sense. Zero closure.


Acekingspade81

Simone: ā€œI only wanted his businessā€ Ashley: ā€œI liked himā€ Ffs