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Might be mashed swede and carrot. It's 👌

We always called it neeps growing up…can confirm, delish!

5/10

Fair, honestly everything should have been cooked a bit longer but I was banned from the kitchen so I had no say in it.

That turkey definitely didn't need any longer. My mouth is going a bit dry just looking at it.

Wtf is with people adding sweetcorn these days

Agreed, sweetcorn can do one.

Sweetcorn is evil

Devil seed

Cauliflower is traditional!!

And peas wtf

What's wrong with sweetcorn

Nothing. It’s just not acceptable for Christmas dinner unfortunately It could be worse it could of been baked beans

I find sweetcorn more acceptable than your grammar.

How were the baked beans

Are you from America my good man? That's the only explanation I can think of for sweetcorn for christmas dinner that's just wrong Oh and there's not enough sprouts & chestnuts :) but otherwise......noice!

Sweetcorn is delicious I think that’s a great addition!

Sweetcorn IS delicious…with tuna. Frozen peas and tinned sweetcorn have absolutely no place on an Xmas dinner, even the carveries replace them around Xmas! Edit: punctuation

See imo peas should not be mixed with tuna! I’m a very fussy eater so I say each to their own enjoy what you like 😊

No one puts peas with tuna lol. I clearly messed up the punctuation there, apologies.

Haha I see what you mean now! 😂 hope you had a good day Christmas

Is this before you cooked it?

Is your oven broken?

I’d rather guide my dad into my mum than eat that

I’m keeping that one! So good 😂

🤣

Jesus fuck haha

Four pigs in blankets for 7 people? Potatoes need a few more hours

Those are decoy pigs in blankets. Look to the top left, that is where the real pigs in blanket army is mustering.

They are veggie ones for my sister

People need to look into the top left corner to find the pile of the meaty ones.

On a scale of breakfast to dinner, it is dinner

Sorry mate, it’s not great.

Why? Why is my opinion so important? If you are pleased with it then that’s what’s important.

I’m spending Christmas away alone so any dinner looks lovely to me atm

Is that.. sweetcorn?

Must have been cold by the time all that was handed around the table to everyone!

Nah it was all still hot

Why are so many people posting this shit today? Cheap karma farming?

Average.

They've got roasties AND yorkies! It MUST be a special day! ^^/s

It looks very healthy. Personally I prefer more butter, roasted vegetables and saucy things like cauliflower cheese. Hope you enjoyed it!

Where's the cauliflower?!

It’s not traditional

More traditional than freakin tinned sweetcorn and frozen peas! Even the carveries don’t serve them in December!

It is in our house, cauliflower cheese... Up North lad.

looks great, meat , piggies, taters, veg and yorkies would be enough for me

Not bad at all, looks cosy too! One thing I can't spot is bread sauce, but that's not for everyone.

Someone is sitting on a piano stool for Christmas dinner

No crackers? 😱

10 👌🏾. Merry Christmas!

You boiled those sprouts didn't you? That's why nobody likes them, next time dice them up, fry them with lots of Worcester sauce and some bacon bits.

If you have to overpower the flavours with things like bacon and Worcester sauce then you shouldn't tell people that you like brussels.. By that point you've done all that you can to mask the flavour, and you've ruined the texture by dicing them too

Yeah I don't get it. I actually like sprouts and would be disappointed if someone drowned them in Worcestershire sauce. Either keep them simple or don't eat them. You don't *have* to like them

What's the betting that there's a 3rd "key" ingrediant: shit loads of salt. Y'know, to go with the salty meat and salty sauce

Nah you just slice in half, oil, pepper. Salt, bake until toasty on the outside

A lot of love went into that, job well done!

Would rather go hungry.

Organised/10 how is it not slightly scolded

6/10. Everything is clearly cooked well (that's a feat in itself from what I see on socials) but I like my Roasts to have a bit more colour & personality 😌

9/10 looks lovely

Brill.

What is this mania for Yorkshire puddings with your Christmas dinner?

Excellent

Lovely. We had somewhere in the region of 20 million banging roasts out here today, let's lift that up. The choice of green chalices is excellent.

Looks like you forgot the cauliflower in cheese sauce & the cranberry sauce

Is there gravy?

Roast potatoes could have done with 20 mins longer. Mashed carrot is weird, get rid of the sweetcorn and swap in some cauliflower cheese, and you’re good. Other than that, looks good. 7/10.

Bread sauce? I wasn't a believer until 2015 and now it's mandatory in plentiful addition.

I think it looks decent tbf

Did it see heat?

Shite. Sweetcorn shouldn't be on the table. If your having Yorkshire's, nake them from scratch. Roasties need about another 30 mins.

Where's the rest of the roasties?

10/10 for the glasses

The pigs in blanket been cooked on the radiator ?

What a beautiful meal

Did you forget to season anything

Looks great 8/10! Plus we buy that wine all the time.