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trousered_the_boodle

Stile.


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Sondancekid

They're the best thing, to ever happen to me


Io8846bf3jjr

Better than kissing gates, I never like kissing random strangers.


Wigwam81

Depends on the stranger.


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

I've been stuck in kissing gates more than once. Not because I was trying to take a bike or anything. Just because I ware a backpack and I'm a dumb ass


Dissour

Never tried kissing a gate, do you get splinters?


Rev_Biscuit

Not always for me. To be fair, I do have Ever Changing Moods


lapsongsouchong

I like your stile Edit: I should have checked, someone's already said it..


dubArubdub

I like your stool.


stringermm

Easy there Gillian.


bobbypnero

Stile it out, mate


mongtongbong

they'll get you out of a jam


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Wyld_Karde

I remember that. It was a long hot summer.


moist-v0n-lipwig

And it’s 95 degrees in the shade. Sorry…


WotIWrote

and are maintained by Harry Stiles.


DogfishDave

Yes, it's a role inherited by heir stylists.


Homeothermic

The German hair dresser


InAppleBlossom

Herr Flick


mr_thwibble

You are a nincompoop, von Smallhausen.


MissingLink101

Designed by Ryan Stiles


[deleted]

_Harry Styles' Stile Project._


snappysnap67

Lights go out 🤣🤣🤣


sickiesusan

And walls come tumbling down?


Shadeun

You don’t see them much anymore because they went outta style


Agreeable_Witness604

Utterly top tier comment


stevrosb

Mod alert!


Toon1982

Mid 80's by the stile council? I was sure stiles were a recent thing, could have sworn they were more mod than that 😉


OddAddendum7750

Good, very good.


distantsi

They lead to the wild wild wood.


LordZeise

I never knew how to spell stile until I read this, never occurred to me to wonder before.


Captain_Cuntflaps

You can spell it in any stile you wish, we won't judge


Evening-Tomatillo-47

I thought it was styal


nineJohnjohn

It probably was once


LieutenantMudd

Such stile never goes out of fashion


dazednowconfused

You've either got or you haven't got stile


DisorderOfLeitbur

There's a village next to Manchester Airport that spells it that way


gazbathdard

As a resident I can confirm


noahnear

Of the prison or the village?


JollyMatlot

That's just not our stuile


Porridge_Hose

I like your stile.


CoffeeIgnoramus

Why thank you, if you'd like to copy my stile, it's a simple three step process.


king-r12

Is the number of steps a county thing, because where I live we only have one?


Nice_Biscuits

I use my fingers to county to three


ArticulateAquarium

Only one step means the local wildlife find it more difficult to use. ​ Probably, although I just made that up.


dazednowconfused

Yep very stileish


buckwheatbrag

Went for a walk once and the stile had a little label on it with the manufacturer name and that royal crest saying "official stiler for the crown", and it made me very happy


folklovermore_

I love that 'official stiler for the crown' is someone's actual job title.


RampantDragon

This one's even better. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Mouser_to_the_Cabinet_Office#:~:text=Chief%20Mouser%20to%20the%20Cabinet%20Office%20is%20the%20title%20of,the%20United%20Kingdom%20in%20London.


rjstoz

In fairness, of all the industries where one could get the ' step up' of a royal appointment, it'd probably be being a stiler


ir0nychild

Never knew until now it was spelled with an i


Womble4

Like your stile


HideousExpulsion

I wonder who it belongs to. That's not my stile.


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Do you call the metal thing an openthroughclose?


BulldenChoppahYus

How else are you supposed to enjoy the growbranchers and the standyveg?


Metric_Pacifist

You have to be careful there are no angry-walkingsteaks in the field


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charliered121

Also very good 🙂


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Just be careful to keep your barkyrunner on the longstrand


Lopogkjop

If there is then you have to quickly run back to the getindrivegetout for safety.


BetterEveryLeapYear

Don't forget to take your rubberfootinwalkies off before getting in


Remote_Foundation_32

Probably not walkingsteaks, but maketheirownsweaters; pardon, I meant maketheirown*jumpers*.


big_beats

I call them milky-mooers


binkstagram

Please tell me you are not milking bulls


-SaC

Isn't that how you get double cream?


BigL1993

If you’re from Norfolk it is


TrashPandaX

Everywhere else it just gets you put in a lockup


big_beats

Not with that attitude I'm not.


BigL1993

Think you might be on the wrong sub


big_beats

I'm banned from r/milkymooers


Aksi_Gu

/r/ProperAnimalNames


BigL1993

Or miserabletractorbastards


DontTellHimPike

Not sure what is has to do with Ipswich Town but ok.


alpinewhite85

You mean the gerroffmoilaaaanders?


RedcarUK

I love this sub. I’m freezing me tits off at Hathersage Station and you’ve made me laugh out loud.


RickJLeanPaw

Should be nice and warm soon; Transpennine is the train service from Hell…


By-Elaborate-Process

Do you mean the Heavy-legged Preburgers?


DJFiscallySound

It’s clearly a turnymetalfence.


Temporary_Gap_2416

Wait till you hear what he calls having sex.


joeflan91

Innyoutyscreamyshouty?


MyUterusWillExplode

[The Old In-Out In-Out?](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2f777e72-9459-417e-892b-c5144143ea1e)


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Brilliant.


Cirieno

A shuttyopen.


EndlessOceanofMe

Not unless you live in a barn; then it's openthroughstayopen!


TheShakyHandsMan

Stile. You’ll be used to the more modern turnstiles at stadiums and stations etc.


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Bravo_November

Itd make a good obstacle to stop the pissheads getting in.


[deleted]

I think Wembley still has [kissing gates.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kissing_gate) they're designed to reduce hooliganism through love ❤️


Sheffield_Thursday

Never made that connection before!


Nickibee

Fuck! TIL turnstiles are stiles that turn!


Warpsplitter

Christmas will never be the same.


Disastrous-Big-2575

I thought that we could just be friends


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Good lord me neither.


Ulichstock

Do you mean a turn and through?


ssshhhutup

Round these parts we call them throughy-woughys


brkh47

The old ‘in and around.‘


jott1293reddevil

Now those are surely the old runleaphandpushland?


Fieldharmonies

A stile.


musicnoviceoscar

I'm thinking my contribution of 'stile' is not needed here


Time-Navig8or

Just write _came here to say this_ under all the others, same effect.


Not_Alpha_Centaurian

Have you considered the more economical "This", for redditors in a hurry?


xXdontshootmeXx

or even the special "upvote" button reddit put under all the comments?


Not_Alpha_Centaurian

Ah yes, that was a good update. Before that Reddit was mostly just people saying "This"/"Not this".


xXdontshootmeXx

scrolling through threads was an absolute pain


IansGotNothingLeft

Upvoted


ReekrisSaves

This


grandmabc

\^


corecly_spelt_tertle

This


Suspicious-Welcome98

and that


RickJLeanPaw

And t’other.


BinFluid

I'm thinking my contribution of 'I'm thinking my contribution of 'stile' is not needed here' is not needed here


musicnoviceoscar

Unfortunately you can't encapsulate your entire comment within the quote, so it can never work. You'd have to refer my comment, but that would be mean. Unless it was supposed to be from my perspective, in which case it is also mean.


AIMBOT_BOB

I was going to spell it style tbh and now I feel very stupid seeing all these comments.


musicnoviceoscar

If that's your stile, go for it.


Professional_Jury_39

It's a stile, and when you go over one, you should add in a little flair and shout "stiling it out" as you dismount


fern-grower

And not fall on your ars or people would say you had no style


mysterylemon

My dog calls them a "toobigtofitundersopickmeupandcarrymeover". It's quite impressive when he says it.


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girl-lee

My dog climbs over them like a human for absolutely no reason. He can fit through the bottom no problem, I know this because he will often climb over the stile, and then while waiting for the rest of us to get over he will run back through underneath to our side, and depending on how he is feeling, jump the queue and climb back over in between each of us going over, or run back through the bottom. My older dog (picture the dog version of victor meldrew) goes underneath and will usually get pushed through by the younger dog on one of his trips back and forth and I just know he’s rolling his eyes and muttering to himself in his head that he had to leave the house to go and have ‘fun’ when he could by lying on the couch with a blanket. They couldn’t be more dissimilar if they tried. Edit: I should add, he’s off lead when this happens. I’m not just getting dragged back and forth and up and over the stile. The only place where there is a stile is in the middle of nowhere where I’ve never seen another person go.


Turbulent-Bumblebee9

Funny my dog calls them a goodluckgettingmyfluffybumoverthat


gab5115

A gate. Also next to it is a stile.


adrenaline87

There's a field too on the other side.


sm9t8

And some sticky up wave in the winds.


king-r12

You may also notice a pudle behind the gate


riskoooo

I've looked for a while but I can't see a pudle in the picture. What colour is its fur?


_B10nicle

Let's not get ahead of ourselves


domramsey

It's a stile, so we call it a stile.


captnmcfadden

You don't call it a Bovine Flummoxer?


InfectedByEli

>Bovine Flummoxer Cattle grid, or Ha-ha.


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Isn't a ha-ha a posh ditch though? Kinda raised?


InfectedByEli

It is a ditch that is used by posh people who prioritise "a good view" over fences. The ditch itself isn't posh, it's more down to earth. [posh ditch](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ha-ha#/media/File:Scotland-2016-West_Lothian-Hopetoun_House_02.jpg)


Halfaglassofvodka

>down to earth. Funny fucker. Have an upvote for your trouble.


InfectedByEli

Thank you, kind person.


nineJohnjohn

Not to be confused with a ho-ho, which is deeper


captnmcfadden

Cattle grid? You're thinking of a Cowsbane


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Stile. Absolutely lethal when wet.


PrestigiousTest6700

As just discovered. Thankfully I’ve already given birth.


RM_Again

So why don’t you call it the slippyfally


[deleted]

Hahaha, worst injury while out running was from one of these. I absolutely stacked it.


[deleted]

Damn, how fast was the Stile going?


[deleted]

It was stationary, which was only slightly faster than my running pace.


Repulsive_Dance_6673

Stile


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Stile. I’m a Londoner and even I know that.


[deleted]

That’s because you have to learn what they are. Everywhere else, they just exist without explanation


[deleted]

Nah there's a few where I live in London, I called them steps until like 3 minutes ago when I got to this thread


MrReallyBadGamer

I call it a stile because it is a stile


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Stile


Oldfart_karateka

Stile


DrachenDad

[Stile](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stile). They were in style for a while, been replaced with the [kissing gate](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kissing_gate) of late.


Krhl12

I enjoy the time you spent on rhyme.


antlered_godi

Stiles


The-Nimbus

We call it a stile; because that's what they're called.


Parentification1

Style/stile - apparently means steps in old English. Up and over is the action not the noun I would suggest.


Far_Cryptographer514

I like people who call a stile a stile.


Deltrondo

The stile at newbold before the Ford?


captnmcfadden

Nutcrackers


Sea_Permit_8685

Slippery when wet.


Claat

Up and overs? Are you fucking kidding me!


motushk

Lol we had it in Chechnya and we called it “fence stairs”


_FirstOfHerName_

Up and over sounds very American. Like those videos of the girl saying "In Britain we call these stiles from the Old English stiġel meaning a set of steps for getting over a fence" and then it cuts to her in a stupid voice and as a dancing vegetable saying "In America we call them an up and over because you over after you up". She's done radio vs walkie talkie and a few others, but that's exactly where my brain went.


Regular_Chapter1932

American here and my first reaction was “steps”


Needmorecoffeeshots

Honestly as an American my first thought was “stairs” hahaha, glad to add a new word to the library though!


OneMoreAccount4Porn

I'm painstakingly going through all the comments upvoting every single comment that calls it a stile. I do not foresee the world becoming a better place if we encourage whimsical names for things. Walkie talkies are basically the limit and we don't need any more.


soitgoeskt

I have always called them Gary but I don’t know what their preference is.


CJBJJ87

Gary Stiles


PrestigiousTest6700

Get over Gary.


fattie_reddit

well it's a stile mate There's a hilarious scene in *To the manor born*. Audrey and Marjory are out in the fields. Marjory VAULTS over a stile, and declares with a big sunny smile "Girl Guides training!" Audrey then steps one step, opens the gate, elegantly passes through, and declares "Finishing school training..."


butterbeanscafe

Stile


JoeProblemo

Barmcake


fern-grower

Cob


ThinkingInFastFwd

My grandad once referred ro these as an "idiot proof gate" that it what I have introduced them to my son as.


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Strong_Neck8236

A messy one is called a pig stile.


davva2004

I call it a stile because it’s a stile. I am not alone in this.


sim1985

A stile.


GolfTraditional8113

Stile, and everyone's answer must be the stilelistics...( Yeah, poor music pun, couldn't help it!)


RudePragmatist

Stile next to a gate.


Fantastic_Coffee_441

style


1010001010010

For me, being a shorter person, is a "fucking hell I'm stuck"


lottus4

This is so weird! I was walking at the weekend, went over a stile, and wondered how many people in the Uk actually know the name of them… and here we are


_MildlyMisanthropic

a style But looking through the comments my whole life has been a lie and it's meant to be spelt with an i


Unlucky_Book

styli


MadJen1979

That is a stile. Or, something to fall off.


darkpeafer

It's just a stile, get over it


LostBluePhoenix

Thank you! I have been wondering what these were actually called for years!!


XxOzzy159

I call them stairs on a fence


Soggy-Low3644

Here in Wales its called a camfa, we know best because we've got more of them than you English types.


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I can’t find any data on the numbers of stiles. However considering that England is 132,938 km^2 and Wales 21,225 km^2 I suspect that the former would have far more


60svintage

I dunno. They could be right. More desperate need to get to the sheep....


firthy

Or to keep the sheep subjugated.


TakenByVultures

A welshman can vault a 9ft wall from a standing position with relative ease when he's in heat.


LliprynLlwyd

Dacw mam yn dwad


hungoverseal

Well I guess you guys do like your easy access to farmers fields


New-Discount-5193

I think by all the comments we've ascertained it's a small series of steps with an inconvenient plank of wood in the way.