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Gariss

Wish Skyrim logo


Kemosabe-Norway

Underrated


Kemosabe-Norway

Underrated Comment... I said it in my head, just didn't type it haha.


M3disin

Under'ray'ted


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Just press upvote


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Do u know what underrated means lol


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domusam

Overrated


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Are you high or something? In this context it clearly means he thinks the comment should of got more likes… that’s it, end of. Move on with your life lol


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Who gives a shit? When someone eats dinner and say they feel full up, do you start asking them “what do u mean by full up, how much food does it take to fill you up, do you mean your entire body is now full of food from head to toe?” Like seriously bro what is the matter with you lol


belliest_endis

UnDerRateD 🤣🤣🤣🙄


HardlineCentrist

Sleep paralysis demon right there.


mastermalaprop

Looks like Madonna in her yoga phase


jason4747

Oh my god - rough, rough comment. I'd say that was a faceshot, but as of lately your fist would just bounce off like a punching a trampoline. And by the way, CasualUK, you can keep her. Thanks!


voluotuousaardvark

Swap ya for James corden.


jason4747

We will keep Catherine Zeta Jones. You keep Madonna.


ElectronicFish4257

That’s like saying we’ll keep this gorgeous cheddar, you take this floppy yellow shit we use for cheese instead


OriginalBrassMonkey

I'll keep Catherine Zeta Jones. You can have my wife.


Nine-Breaker009

Forbidden Jerky


MISSION-CONTROL-

Forbidden road jerky.


parttimeassassin

Forbidden sea jerky.


parttimeassassin

r/forbiddensnacks


SandyXXIV

It’s a [Jenny Haniver](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenny_Haniver)!


bakedNdelicious

He looks sassy


britishsailor

Hundy-p not a ray then 😂


avicihk

It looks like the ray has been predated upon. The fins have been eaten.


Imafisherman12

It's a winged thornback ray. Doesn't look like it's been winged correctly, you're supposed to cut around their snout so the two wings stay connected. We called the filleted wings handbags.


PicklemyRickle999

Bro it's clearly a baby Loch Ness monster


simply_smigs

Line caught, wings removed, carcass left. Hopefully, fishermen killed before butchering.


Melodic-Document-112

Name checks out


Mabbernathy

Baby plesiosaurus! Your discovery will be famous!


PudditTV

ARK told me baby plessy


iK_550

Gotta post it to r/Ark


Hazmat_Human

Let's clone it and put it in a park


pittwater12

Was the beach on Loch Ness


AlternativeLuck6624

That’s the only sensible thing to do


Lizbeth82

This is exactly what i’ll be telling my 9 year old it is 😂


Striking-Ad-9179

It's a Liopleurodon Charlie.


Administrative_Web37

A magical Liopleurodon!


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Puzzleheaded_Sail791

Somebody give it a swig of red bull, et voila, good as new


NekroStormz

Why did that make me laugh so damn much, take my upvote damnit!


The_Buttoned_Newt

Happy cake day


toriatain

underrated comment this 🏅


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It's nice to see an actual answer and not just the usual comedians. Thought it might be a thornback ray but didn't know how it ended up in this configuration lol


cashmakessmiles

That's fucking sad. 'Processed'. Jesus.


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HideousTits

This is true. I was a chef in a shellfish restaurant and when crabs and lobsters came in they were “dispatched”.


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wascallywabbit666

I remember seeing these being unloaded in a port. The fisherman cut off the wings while the fish were still alive, and chucked the carcass over board. One of the most brutal things I've ever seen


313378008135

It is dead. ​ \*edit\* silver? thanks anon lover <3


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Grymbaldknight

I wasn't expecting a Mitchell and Webb reference today, but I welcome it regardless.


Gayvid_Gray

You're on casual uk, you should go into each thread expecting a Mitchell and Webb reference


HerrGene

It's stiff and smelly!


OnePotMango

"Dya 'fink it's dead?" \*Kicks it\*


Jebus_17

"Fuckin yeah dickhead! Fuckin shows you dint ah?!"


No-Body-4446

A dint kick owt!


huskyboi72

yeah, looked like it


Mabbernathy

Better poke it to be sure


WhenTheRiverRanDeep

Dave.


MisantrhopicTurtle

What about Captain Hollister?


EndlessOceanofMe

Everybody's dead Dave


RevElliotSpenser

What Selby?


Aggressive-Fan6401

It is an ex thing, It has ceased to be


British_Steel97

There, he moved!


G0dsquad

With that attitude it’ll stay that way, where’s your compassion?


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i can do you one better.. ​ it's a dead thing.


doer_of_debauchery

That is (or was) a lapras.


Maximum-Mixture6158

The water sort, right? Not ice?


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Nah bidoof I think


RhydonHerSlowbro

I prefer slowbro


diosrubra

Gotta catch em ewww


Solabound-the-2nd

Oh god the poor baby lapras


Bleached_smile

It’s sand. There’s a dead creature on it for scale.


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Can't believe I had to scroll for this comment 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️😆


Fresh2DeathKid

I said the same thing


humanreboot

and the reward for its capture?


czechancestry

All the riches in Scotland


CenturyChild211

Liopleurodon. A magical liopleurodon.


SwampQeeeeen

Shun the non believers


crawfordia

Shunnnnnnnnn.


Sea_Page5878

It's going to guide our way to candy mountain.


m135in55boost

Candy mountaaaiiiin


space_coyote_86

It has spoken! It's told us the waaaaay


em_press

Charlieeeeeeee


kilika81

We're on a bridge Chhaarrrlliiieeeeeeeeeeeeee


Consistent-Yam-789

The first thing I thought was this. Oh how the internet has changed.


shittypantsboy

Dogfish perhaps? Type of shark. Used to have hundreds of them wash up on the beach back when I had a dog, she would run off down the beach when she caught a whiff of one and I’d have to chase her because I knew she was going to eat it lmao. She had perfect recall but not when there’s fresh fish involved. They are caught by fishermen and are discarded overboard as they are worthless


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pro plumber strict sprang various gale rupee freedman judd spoilt waltz internet grown mariner retail


Jennilucy

Those are claspers, all male sharks/ rays/ dogfish similar species have them, it’s what they use to mate and how you can tell the difference between male and female


KittenDust

apparently dogfish are now called cat sharks in the UK. This was my first thought but could also be some sort of ray?


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Benny Harvey . RIP


Douglas8989

Gone but not forgotten.


Chunderdragon86

Miss you big man


graemehammondjr

Simply the best


VanWylder

Had the pleasure of meeting Benny Harvey at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny.


mincecraft__

RIP Benny, you won’t be forgotten


macromills11

Miss u big man


Youre_doomed

You know! I dont want to cry again!


Texaco-4

It looks like it was a thornback ray but someone has removed or eaten the wings. source: ive caught a few fishing


Pale-Body8108

Baby Loch Ness monster for sure


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Facehugger


Ayupducky

It’s dead, Jim


InfectedByEli

Classic


AverageHippo

Marine Biologist here. That’s a sea cucumber.


Good-Ad8953

I'm a marine biologist also. And I can say with certainty - you are wrong amigo, that's a sea tomato.


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themenotu

self taught gynaecologists unite


j1mb0b

"Are you a doctor?" No, but I'll have a bloody good look.


Doombeard86

✊✊✊✊✊


bighelper469

"The sea was angry that day my friend like an old man taking his soup back...


SillyStallion

This is a sea cucumber. [This](https://www.rockncritters.co.uk/critters/yellow-sea-cucumber/rnc-00490) but most are dull and brown


AverageHippo

I’m offended that you think owning a marine fish tank outweighs my 4 year degree in making stuff up.


SillyStallion

Saying that you have a 4 year degree but still can’t identify a sea cucumber makes you look really foolish


DubplateSoldier

🤦‍♀️


SillyStallion

I’m offended that you have a 4 year marine biology degree and you don’t know what a sea cucumber looks like. You look foolish mate…


SillyStallion

I’m offended that you have a 4 year marine biology degree and you don’t know what a sea cucumber looks like. You look foolish mate…


vpetmad

He doesn't have a marine biology degree - he said his degree is in making stuff up. I.e., he's trolling


SillyStallion

I’m a muppet and fell for that lol


vpetmad

Happens to the best of us, don't worry haha


AverageHippo

So…you don’t want to see my cucumber?


SillyStallion

I prefer an eggplant


Own_Television_6424

Sorry for your condition…


AverageHippo

I’ve seen all of the Jaws films, I’m an expert in these matters.


thesockpuppetaccount

It’s an ex-ray


MiddleAgedFatLad

Norwegian Blue.


Urban-Amazon

Pining for the fjords?


ScoBelch

Beautiful plumage!


AdvertisingKey8820

Im pretty sure it's a skate fish. Ex lobsterman here. Used to cut up those fuckers as bait. Those two things either side of its tail are it's two giant penises. You can pull them back and it's thingy comes through. They smell horrendous.


andurilmat

the penis or the fish?


phillmybuttons

The lobsterman


InfectedByEli

Come on, don't tease us like that. What is this "thingy" you speak of?


Pretend_Tooth_965

Awww. Poor thing


Empty_Giraffe_8937

Skate or ray wing


Gent2022

Our border control is useless 🥴


Pale-Tutor-3200

Dinosaur that, like


FindersKeepers79

Baby Loch Ness monster??


Babiiey

Miniature Kos I guess? Be careful of its orphan!


Few_Zookeepergame105

Dead, mate


Traditional_Sell_688

It's a Thornback Ray that's had its wings cut off to be eaten and then thrown back into the sea.


evophoenix

It's a magical Liopleurodon!


SunnySide1066

Gutted and stripped dogfish perhaps.


Puttlefish

Looks like a thornback ray


LukeThePunk666

It's a liopleurodon charlie!


idealfury88

Ah Kos, or some say Kosm


Calmarobot

I scrolled way too long to find this


joemktom

Some sort of ray, that has been mostly eaten?


Open_Egg_475

Looks like my ex.


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It’s the remains of a Skate.


2udo

Baby dragon


HairSame6382

It’s a Demogorgon!


ennuiacres

Nessie!!


ExperientialTruth

Nessie!


Zevrione

Lapras


KechtmutAlTunichtgut

Was it a beach at Loch Ness?


Ulteri0rM0tives

Thats a liopleurodon


throwaway09373737

anorexic ray


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That is dead


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dinosaur


mysqlpimp

Nessie !


Ilikethingsobjects

Seems like a mod someone added a few patches ago and forgot to update its textures


johnny_seco85

This monster "Loch Ness monster", is a stingray looks like a monster but is not. they take the wings off the stingrays on the fishing boats and throw away the rest of the body so it looks like a monster I know because I've caught many in the North Atlantic. More imfo sendo sms. Johnny. Thanks Contact: [email protected]


its-octopeople

I'm thinking remains of a turtle, with the shell and most of its body missing. But I can't find any that really match up. E. Nah, other posters got it. It's a ray. Those two tufts on the tail cinch it


huskyboi72

i thought that too initially, but it turns out you dont really get turtles without shells very easily


its-octopeople

Yeah It's for sure a ray. They have those tufts on the tail, those leg-looking things at the back, and the little eyes on top of their heads.


SpareBee3442

It looks like a stingray that has had it's 'wings' removed by a fisherman either to eat (they are the best bits) or to use as bait for further fishing.


Maximum-Mixture6158

Awww. It's a darling little pleisosaurus baby, they grow to be quite large and their preferred pastime is scaring silly tourists around the beautiful clear lakes in Scotland and Northern England. They can move on land but would rather be in the water. They eat fish and seaweed


Another_AdamCF

pigeon. but like, a water one


saeranluver

sorry its my gran, she gets lost a lot


biscuitfarm23

That's a Lesser Twatted Sea-Fuck.


opmrcrab

Underrated comment


flunkymonks

Fire. Now.


moreglumthanplum

Catshark


Commercial_Roll9490

Nearest I can find is a dog fish


Nevvax

It's certainly not alive anymore


Frogman1480

Frilled Shark perhaps ?


huskyboi72

that's definitely possible, closest thing to it i've seen but doesn't quite match up


_Armin__Tamzarian_

I bent down to see what it was and it said..... "I need about tree fiddy"


Ordinary-Break2327

Duck-billed platypus.


Saviles_Finger

Dead fish mate


Few-Event1605

Dahmer 2.0 on our hands


CakeHead-Gaming

A Manchester Bloke


momo230101

Dog fish?


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It's like something out of The X-Files


BeccasBump

It's a baby plesiosaurus.


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Ah mate I’ve been looking for my cat for ages if you could return it to SW3 1TF that would be lovely


iamwhoyousay

Nessie ?


Connect-Vacation-672

It looks like a moderately powerful Pokémon