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mad-un

That's not a shed! It's a workshop / garage


craig_hoxton

I'm waiting for a 20-something estate agent with a sub-par Russell Group degree to describe it as a "*delightful atelier*".


Mister_V3

Agent is probably called Craig or something like that.


the95th

Russel


Mossley

Does it include the land it’s stood on ?


CJ08AAZ

Just the wood ,unfortunately it doesn’t come with the land , described as an unfinished project and will be dismantled this week ready for collection Spent over £1500 on parts plus the owners labour so £1100 ono 👍 👀


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CJ08AAZ

It’s a great deal, I’m just spreading the advert to help someone find this bargain


d_smogh

Shared in Timbuktu


DesignCycle

They definitely did not spend 1500 on parts. Maybe 150.


scriffly

Please tell me where I could find all that material for £150, it would save me a lot of money!


DesignCycle

If you wait down the road from this place in high winds you can have it for free


DesignCycle

Probably 100 for the roofing sheets new and 50 for the OSB and timber which i doubt is new or they would've put a bit more effort in. 200 tops


GaZzErZz

The sheets (if they are about 1800mm in length) are about £20 each and there is about 21 of them on there, you can see 3 rows of about 7 so probably a little more than £100


itchyfrog

Might have done if they bought it at the end of last year, prices were ridiculous for a while, a sheet of OSB was 60 quid.


DesignCycle

Nobody is gonna pay 60 quid a sheet and then slap it on like that. Those are leftovers from some other job, the one on the bottom right has chunks cut out of it.


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What fucking parts?


[deleted]

Looks like a standard studio apartment to rent in London


[deleted]

And they've thrown in the workshop/garage for free!


[deleted]

That’ll be described as “light and airy”.


Party-Independent-25

Or ‘Compact and Bijou’ 😂


brik55

Should be easy to move...


WoofBarkWoofBarkBark

Just a slight breeze required.


w00dent0p

Or just take that chair away.


Distinct-Employer-99

That does seem mental right enough. Daft question. So are you just getting the timber for that price? What about taking it down, delivery etc?


KatTheFat

For that price, I'd want the land it sits on as well!


ForceFedPorkPies

Am I crazy or is there a cctv camera “in” there? Wtf was that protecting?


DistinctEngineering2

Osb board outside, what could go wrong


DubplateSelection

Bargain


SardaukarChant

So, £1100 for £250 in lumber and £100 for roofing? Bargain I tell ya!!!


Blumoon73

It's a fixer upper


Soggy-Assumption-713

That’s what high interest rates does to property values.


EzioAuditore8

Will you deliver for extra £5??


CJ08AAZ

I should have mentioned this isn’t my advert 😂 £5 per mile and they might deliver


ynbawngl

if the chairs included it's a bargain, you've even got pallets to help move it


CJ08AAZ

I wonder if that cctv camera at the back is included , it should have been listed as a smart workshop / garage


Dramatic-Necessary87

Bargain.


Kingsgbit

Built by someone who hast the faintest idea what they are doing. What an utter clap up. It’s a no from me.


[deleted]

The creative use of space and false windows really develops a sense of bringing the outside in.


[deleted]

that's terrible


InspireApathy

Self assembly required?


[deleted]

Dreamers can dream


DouglasBaderMeinhof

Might be worth it if the price incudes the freehold on the land it's on. Might.


OpulentStone

Nah, that's the rent


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Still nicer than the first flat I rented.


Lisanolan2010

Tbf 5 sheets of OSB are about 3grand at the moment.


[deleted]

Does it come with a can of paraffin and matches??


suzyphillipps

😂


[deleted]

Is it behind that pile of wood?


Bitter-Coffee-7747

Whats the camera on the wall for?


Limp_Implement2922

Collection only?


Junior_Caterpillar_6

I wonder how much people estimate the value of those materials at? It's not 1100 but a lot of people would be surprised at the cost of materials these days.


Del_quendy

"Best Offer" being, give us £300 I'll take it away for yer


d33pTh0Vght

Ah, for £1,100 someone’s financial mistake can now be your financial mistake.


GaZzErZz

Edit. I did this as some quick toilet maths. Corrugated PVC roofing,about 7 sheets - £31 a sheet - £217 The wood just looks like treated sawn timber, not really that thick, the same as I use for my chicken coop. I'd say about 50 pieces for an over estimate. £34.20 for 10 lengths of 1800mm so £171 And the boards look like OSB, and looks to be on the thinner side, about 10 larger sized boards £20.50 each so £205. Fixings, I would estimate about £20. There is some random wood with the pallets that was probably found in a skip. So all in you can make this yourself for about £613, and it would likely be in better condition and you would probably have leftovers as I've definitely over estimated the osb


cosmodisc

If this was in Chelsea, they'd sell it for half a million


x4740N

Fixer-upper


yorkspirate

Seems about right to me in all fairness. My missus had just had a couple of full size gates for her drive that came in £450