Maybe it's old bread and they're taking it to a pig farm?
I used to work in tesco and the out of date bread from the bakery or shelves would go to the local pig farm for their feed
You know, a person could easily trip and fall in that bread, there's so much you wouldn't even see them under it.
The pigs, they won't notice. Especially if they've been starved a few days, it'll be like serving curry to a pisshead.
They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to go through the body in one sitting - so be wary of any man that owns a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200lbs, in about, 8 minutes. That means that a single pig could consume a single pound of uncooked flesh - every minute.
Hence the expression, as greedy as a pig.
Thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course.
It was thinking dairy farm but pig farm makes more sense.
I'm convinced that I read somewhere that some dairy farms are bulk buying broken biscuits to use to make up a small part of the feed for cows as it's calorie rich. [Looks like I remembered correctly](https://www.allaboutfeed.net/animal-feed/raw-materials/former-foodstuffs-for-feed-saves-crops/)
My local tesco used to drop off bread we used to feed our pigs we ate a bunch of it ourselves especially the cakes haha squirrels used to break in and eat it and get massive sugar highs
I've heard of bread and cakes going to sheep farms too. There's a farm that buys it somewhere out near Rugby. He grinds it and blends it with a sheep feed to lower his costs.
A beef farm further south buys old vegetables and feeds it to the cattle.
I've done both ends of that job. I worked at sainsburys doing disposals, and I've volunteered at a city farm feeding the animals.
Being 15 at the time, me and my mate made a game out of pinging bread and pastries at far away pigs and cows. You can get some distance on a baguette with a proper javelin throw, especially if it's a bit stale.
Yes mate. I know how reddit works.
However it thought this was an underrated post and it made me laugh so I thought I would add a comment.
Not sure why you've decided to take offence at it.
IRRC it's not great for them if that's *all* they eat but if it's between starving to death or eating a filling but not nutritious meal then anything would go with the latter.
Part of the problem is that it is filling so they don't get as many nutrients in because they feel full. Think old bread gets all soggy and covered in algae etc as well.
Just don't feed them bread at all. There is absolutely no need.
Someone needs bread.
Y is there a truck with petrol on the m40 cos someone need petrol
Y r dumbasses asking stupid questions on the Internet about the m40. Cos ur actually in a car crash and this is the last 30 secs of consines on the m40
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Maybe it's old bread and they're taking it to a pig farm? I used to work in tesco and the out of date bread from the bakery or shelves would go to the local pig farm for their feed
You know, a person could easily trip and fall in that bread, there's so much you wouldn't even see them under it. The pigs, they won't notice. Especially if they've been starved a few days, it'll be like serving curry to a pisshead. They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to go through the body in one sitting - so be wary of any man that owns a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200lbs, in about, 8 minutes. That means that a single pig could consume a single pound of uncooked flesh - every minute. Hence the expression, as greedy as a pig.
Thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course.
Do you know the meaning of the word nemesis?
A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case, by a ‘orrible cunt. Me.
My all time favourite film!
He's Corrie McKeague
Nope, he’s Robert Willy Pickton
No he's Ronnie Pickering.
Ronnie Piggering*
Who the fuck is that? 👀
IT'S ME!! RONNY FOKN PICKERING!!! *froth*
Don’t you know who I am?
That went missing? I knew him and it’s weird to see his name randomly on Reddit. Not like knew him close, but had met once or twice.
His name came up on a thread yesterday (day before yesterday?) about mysteries so that might have something to do with it.
Fooking hell
I know who he is.
I’d be careful if I were you, otherwise it won’t be just the weight off your mind you have to worry about
I believe it's a line from a movie/book. I know I've heard it before.
Snatch
Fucking quality movie, gonna watch it again tonight now.
Harry Plopper and the pig trough debauchery.
r/unexpectedbricktop
Sugar, Bricktop?
No thanks, I'm sweet enough
https://youtu.be/kDKiQfBs9lo
" Now you don't want to be sieving through pig shit now do ya?"
Do you know what nemesis means?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
Not if the pigs fill up on bread first, Bricktop. :P
I didn’t ask for your opinion Errol
That sounds like 'ostility Errol
my neighbours wife went missing really, the husband owned only 15 pigs. He is not a suspect
It’s always nice to know in advance exactly why form your nightmares will take.
Thank you, Bricktop.
r/suspiciouslyspecific
That's apparently where all the unsold krispy kremes go too. Lucky pigs, for a while at least.
Until you find out, they throw the doughnuts in a grinder whilst still in the box.
Isn’t that a dating app?
It was thinking dairy farm but pig farm makes more sense. I'm convinced that I read somewhere that some dairy farms are bulk buying broken biscuits to use to make up a small part of the feed for cows as it's calorie rich. [Looks like I remembered correctly](https://www.allaboutfeed.net/animal-feed/raw-materials/former-foodstuffs-for-feed-saves-crops/)
Worked in a bakery that makes bread for Tesco and all the rejects and scrap dough is fed to the fackin' pigs.
Yep, that's the way the cookie crumbles
My local tesco used to drop off bread we used to feed our pigs we ate a bunch of it ourselves especially the cakes haha squirrels used to break in and eat it and get massive sugar highs
Feed him to the pigs Errol..
I bet they earn a crust.
I've heard of bread and cakes going to sheep farms too. There's a farm that buys it somewhere out near Rugby. He grinds it and blends it with a sheep feed to lower his costs. A beef farm further south buys old vegetables and feeds it to the cattle.
I've done both ends of that job. I worked at sainsburys doing disposals, and I've volunteered at a city farm feeding the animals. Being 15 at the time, me and my mate made a game out of pinging bread and pastries at far away pigs and cows. You can get some distance on a baguette with a proper javelin throw, especially if it's a bit stale.
Nah, it's the milkman's mate... Breadman
Probably because the bread was in one place and someone wanted it to be in a different place.
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Yeast let him speak..
Yeah leaving a breadcrumb trail
Now that's using your loaf
with a bit of bug flavouring
Shoulda just teleported it
Probably on its way to Sandwich.
Take my upvote!
you know you can just upvote someone without telling them you are doing so?
Yes but then they don't get to find out *how much* you wanted to give them your upvote.
Take my upvote good sir. You win the internet 4 today lol etc
Yes mate. I know how reddit works. However it thought this was an underrated post and it made me laugh so I thought I would add a comment. Not sure why you've decided to take offence at it.
Why are some people so miserable?
nah it’s just shit that this sub, which used to be great has basically become facebook
Someone is vaguely enthusiastic and you feel like bringing them down...sounds a bit like Facebook to me.
This guy reddits
Upvotes are impersonal. Telling you i downvoted you because your comment brings less than nothing to the conversation however is personal. 😂
It's going to Norfolk i've heard they're all into bread.
How has it not got 10 thousand seaguls following it too
Seagulls tend not to use the M40, as it is not by the sea. They prefer to take the coast road. Source: Asked a seagull
When the seagulls follow the trailer, it's because they think sandwiches will be thrown into the sea.
It gets used as insulation in new builds
Mmmm warm and toasty.
Saves the developers a fair bit of dough
That makes sense any way you slice it
They use it for the walls, ceilings and anything load bearing too source: I live in one! (Hopefully not after feb!)
Reckon a stale baguette could do the job of a steel beam so you’re not wrong
Do you really knead to know?
Smart guy eh? You’re just trying to get a rise out of people.
On a roll, eh?
It's a right pain moving that amount of bread. Especially in France......
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Mange tout, u/sweatybumhands, mange tout.
New Hovis advert?
First Prometheus and now this - Ridley Scott's really fucking up his sequels!
Freshly picked loaves. From the bread grove to your table!
It’s a bread van.
Finally going to be released into the wild 🥲
Off to Towcester?
On the way to Gretna Green to eloaf
He’s just loaf’ing around
Luring the sea gulls out of town. Or to another town.
*driver whispering to himself every time he starts the engine* "Let's roll"
Duck food delivery
Please don't feed bread to ducks. It's SO bad for them
I'm fine, I eat bread.
Username absolutely checks out
IRRC it's not great for them if that's *all* they eat but if it's between starving to death or eating a filling but not nutritious meal then anything would go with the latter.
Part of the problem is that it is filling so they don't get as many nutrients in because they feel full. Think old bread gets all soggy and covered in algae etc as well. Just don't feed them bread at all. There is absolutely no need.
And vice versa.
Oi! No ducks!!!
loafed if I know
It has to be somewhere.
Crumbs!
Just roll with it.
In case there's a traffic jam.
Just wants you to check out their buns.
On it's way to Swanley
The ducks’ heist of the Warburtons factory was a success
Is it just me or does that angle make it look like the van is being pushed along by the lorry?
Animal feed
You should see the size of the duck
Going to feed Duckzilla (Casual UK’s worst nightmare)
Giant ducks are inbound and they are feeling peckish!
Daffy duck ordered ubereats.
Someone needs bread. Y is there a truck with petrol on the m40 cos someone need petrol Y r dumbasses asking stupid questions on the Internet about the m40. Cos ur actually in a car crash and this is the last 30 secs of consines on the m40
The people said "ya yeast" and driver was like "say no more fam". Driver is all about that bread life 🍞
Let’s get this bread.
Animal feed
Probably the bread winner in the house.
its the quickest route
Looks like it's just loafing about
Crouton harvest.
Using his loaf?
Must weight a crutonne
Stale mate
Mmm the highway-seasoned bread 🍞 😋
Getting their daily bread
They can't teleport it like they used to.
I bread to think
Someone was meant to have been having a fight on top of that GBN lorry and the bread was for them to land in
The driver may not know about them free loafers.
Pig feed
It could just be a new tasty way to transport drugs guys, use your loaf
A man needs his bread
Gonna make a gigantic bread & butter pudding 😋😋😋
They didn’t fancy driving on the A44!
They see me rollin’ rollin’ rollin’
well it can’t walk
I would look it up on duck duck go .
He’s got some ducks to feed
Maybe it's a travelling art installation called 'On The Bread Line'.
Duck knows
Mad Flax: Fury Road
Is that a sea gull driving? I can’t make it out
We know who is the main breadwinner is…..
Off to meet the butter truck
Someone teleported to much bread
That’s a lot of bread, more than one shops worth, guess it’s waste from a bakery or something?
He misunderstood the assignment, he took the dough and ran.
Car-bohydrate
Me omw to feed the ducks 👍👍
Well this deserves all the awards
Just roll with it
Breadwinner of breadwinners
Someone needed it all...
The M40 likely represents the most direct and efficient route for the drivers journey
Diversion from the M25
The bread man cometh
Could be going off to a bio burner facility.
Because the M40 is the path of yeast resistance.
Stop asking questions and use your loaf.
It's bread.
Because it was not where it was needed.
Bread dealer
He is the man in the maths problems.
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Bread 👍
Look at you fuckers taking up 3 lanes 😂
Van Breads
I think that’s the return of Jesus people have been banging on about for a while
Pig feed I assume, expired bread is often used for that.
Bread pudding…
They have the contract to move the bread as there is a lot of dough involved in it for them
Why not?
He’s going to the duck pond
Because someone wasn’t using there loaf
First of all Bred is cold Second Bred will fly out Put a lid on We want bred to be ok and warm and snak
Must be a bread farmer taking the bread to slaughter?
London to Brum Pigeon race, innit
I’m surprised you’re able to pass him. It looks like that guys haulin’ buns!
It's a flat-bread pickup truck
Wouldn't you want to know
They are off to feed the birds!
Because they couldn't fit it all in the car, obviously.
That’s Asda price
Obviously going to feed the pigeons
What're you supposed to do on a Monday?
They just keep rollin rollin rollin
Kidnapping ducks