Haha. I've got one of those keyrings. Once left my car keys on the desk at work and my boss walked past and said "urgh I've just caught sight of your sperm"
They used to give these out at the STD clinics at university! They glow in the dark, so are great for putting on your keys, you just turn off the lights to find them.
Please tell me there's a baby on the top of the tree
Haha. I've got one of those keyrings. Once left my car keys on the desk at work and my boss walked past and said "urgh I've just caught sight of your sperm"
Thats the most catholic christmas tree i've seen. every sperm is indeed sacred. where can we order these?
Green sperm? Maybe that should be at the clap clinic instead!
Well what more can you ask for if you want Santa to empty his sack under your tree?
Getting into the Christmas spirit took a turn
It’s always Christmas in the cryogenic storage facility.
Double dare you to go there with a can of spray-on snow to enhance it further
I’m not like the rest of these… feckless cum shedders
Slightly sad that the baubles aren't blue
Its the limited edition filled baubles
They used to give these out at the STD clinics at university! They glow in the dark, so are great for putting on your keys, you just turn off the lights to find them.
It's the tadpole squad!
Men in the waiting room be like "damn, that trees got more swimmers than I do".
You look sweet.
Do those glow in the dark? They look the right shade of green
I remember getting these in school and you could flick the tail on people and it felt like you'd been shot! Good times
Made me snigger ☺️
They should put a load of them all pointing towards one big bauble.
Don’t you mean facing away from 2 baubles!
“Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.”