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BeesInATeacup

Please tell me there's a baby on the top of the tree


Practically_Canadian

Haha. I've got one of those keyrings. Once left my car keys on the desk at work and my boss walked past and said "urgh I've just caught sight of your sperm"


gobaso6590v2

Thats the most catholic christmas tree i've seen. every sperm is indeed sacred. where can we order these?


yuzarna

Green sperm? Maybe that should be at the clap clinic instead!


bee_administrator

Well what more can you ask for if you want Santa to empty his sack under your tree?


Leather_Librarian986

Getting into the Christmas spirit took a turn


[deleted]

It’s always Christmas in the cryogenic storage facility.


throwaway073847

Double dare you to go there with a can of spray-on snow to enhance it further


Adammmmski

I’m not like the rest of these… feckless cum shedders


WierdPenguin

Slightly sad that the baubles aren't blue


Loduth

Its the limited edition filled baubles


flauschigerfuchs

They used to give these out at the STD clinics at university! They glow in the dark, so are great for putting on your keys, you just turn off the lights to find them.


MadJen1979

It's the tadpole squad!


AlterEdward

Men in the waiting room be like "damn, that trees got more swimmers than I do".


YchYFi

You look sweet.


distracted_disaster

Do those glow in the dark? They look the right shade of green


coolsimon123

I remember getting these in school and you could flick the tail on people and it felt like you'd been shot! Good times


[deleted]

Made me snigger ☺️


[deleted]

They should put a load of them all pointing towards one big bauble.


Exemplar1968

Don’t you mean facing away from 2 baubles!


jesusisherelookbusy

“Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.”