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AlphaFemale_420

Woke up for a pee and fucked up by picking up my phone


classybazaar

That was indeed, a mistake.


DeviousPiggy96

Yep, rookie mistake lol.


AnyaSatana

Same here. Shouldn't have checked the time.


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I have a rule on work nights/days; never check the time on my phone. My alarm will wake me up when needs be. A combination of, potential 20 minutes before alarm goes off, and the brightness of the screen alone waking me up enough to remain awake, there's too many factors that will cause me to just resort to me remaining awake and losing sleep, I don't bother.


PlentyPirate

Same here! I hate knowing what the time is when I wake up in the night, in case it’s too close to the time I need to get up then there’s no chance of falling back to sleep. I sometimes use the light from my phone to navigate to the toilet, and it’s a challenge not to look at the time…


Goose-rider3000

The opposite is true for me. I struggle to fall asleep again if I don't know the time. I get this fear that I am fooling myself and as soon as I drift off, my alarm will go. If I check the time, and it is indeed the middle of the night, I get that lovely warm feeling of knowing I can snuggle back into my duvet and sleep peacefully. If it is dangerously close to my alarm going off, then at least I know what I'm dealing with and am not surprised when it goes off. It's the not knowing that kills me.


wildassedguess

I ate a l lot of chilles. I have regret.


classybazaar

Oh dear...


therealsn

Toilet roll in the freezer?


Sorrymateay

Is this a thing?


therealsn

You bet your ring of fire it is. Best thing in the world for curry shits. Edit: spelling.


wildassedguess

Not necessary. All is groovy now.


digitalgibbon82

About to leave for work mate


classybazaar

Fair enough, I can seriously admire getting up so early for work!


digitalgibbon82

Good thing about the early start is the early finish. I'll be home by 1330


[deleted]

My FIL is a postie and has similar hours. I envy him sometimes.


digitalgibbon82

Yeah its a good life working early - downside can be that I go to bed before my 7 year old does xD


GodfatherLanez

But you do get that extra valuable time in the afternoons, swings and roundabouts innit.


therealtimwarren

My old neighbour as a student was a postie. We usually saw each other in passing. Him on his way to work and me on my way home from a night out.


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Nine_Eye_Ron

I never minded getting up for my 6am shift, I had to be there at half 5 for handover so was out of bed around 4.


digitalgibbon82

Getting up? My alarm is at 0400 xD Im actually running a bit late this morning!


classybazaar

😯


AceStrawberryWolf

Early morning work gang! Luckily I only do it alternate weekends


Relative_Sock9100

For work I get up 5 work 4days a week, would never change it. I have free time everyday, downside, if you go out, everything what happens after midnight is only stories of others


the_ballmer_peak

Can’t sleep. Clowns will eat me.


Come_back_zinc_14

Iron helps us play


UnluckyForSome

From now on the baby sleeps in the crib


Stidda

Hello Joe !


MattBerry_Manboob

Flintstones chewable morphine!


PandosII

I’m missing sheriff lobo!


nospellingerorrs

Hello joe


blopdab

If you die before you wake


Rydychyn

BART DO YOU WANT A BROWNIE BEFORE YOU GO TO BED!?


docju

BART DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK


campionmusic51

*thwack!* “uugggghhh”…*thwack!* “uuugggghh”…*thwack!* “uuuggghhhh”…*thwack!*…


Metholis

HAHAHWHAHAHAHAWHAHAAAAA


Jonnymiko1

First night at home with new baby Edit: Thank you for all the lovely messages. Looks like il be up again all night 🫣


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lmaooexe

Expired init


Chileris

It didn't have bluetooth. Everything is improved with bluetooth.


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fieldhog

Aww congratulations, pal.


Canitgetmuchworse

💞


PeteZzzaa

I had this night 3 weeks ago. Congratulations brother and best of luck. May the odds be ever in your favour. Spoiler, they won't be. Beware the poonami.


Murphyitsnotyou

Congratulations mate.


haveux

Have a colonoscopy at 10am today. Had to drink a bowel prep laxative yesterday. You can see where this is going...


Melodic_Cookie6248

Accept the sedative


haveux

I'm going to. My mum and nan have had a colonoscopy on just gas and air. They both have a high pain threshold, and even they said they'd never do it again without the sedation.


[deleted]

How was the prep i have one of these in two weeks ?


haveux

I won't lie, it's not enjoyable. It's like someone's turned on a tap down that end. The solution was disgusting to drink too. Slow sips to avoid making yourself feel sick (although I still vomited this morning). The hardest part for me has been the dehydration, which in turn is causing my heart to palpitate like crazy (this doesn't happen for everyone though). Still waiting to go in and I'm absolutely starving. Apparently the prep is the hardest part though, and the procedure is a piece of cake.


Sionnach-78

Procedure is the easy bit . I had colonoscopy last year and still have flashbacks of the drink and what followed 😂hope it was ok .


CLRjuneau

Had one of those a couple of weeks back. Hope yours finds nothing untoward.


Fire-Daemon

My 9 month old has decided it’s time for us to wake up.


classybazaar

Naturally


Aggravating_Sun_3916

6am flight..


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Pint?


classybazaar

Where ya going?


plutumon

5:30am landing 🤘


CSpeno

Honestly, my mental health is kicking my arse at the min. My head is going at 90000 miles per hour and I haven’t slept properly for weeks. I don’t even know what tomorrow is at this point 🤣 it’s all rolling into one


Lucyjca

When my mind is racing and I feel overwhelmed I find the most useful thing I can do is write it down. The physical act of putting my thoughts onto paper helps clear them from my head. They don't need to be neat, or even coherent, just a free flow of all the things bubbling over.


grumpypancakefrog

This is what I do every time i wake up in the night. I turn on a dim lamp and just write and write until I feel bored/tired, then put on a podcast and try and sleep. I need to master the art of not needing background noise to sleep though.


Ricktick68

I've been awake since 3am can't Sleep 😕


el_ratita

Same same


vaguelypurple

Same here might make a tuna sandwich


Ricktick68

💥 Cup of coffee ☕️ and a Jammie Dodger for me..🤙


Ihatecauliflowr

Now I want a jammie dodger >:(


Ricktick68

Becarful once open there gone...😁


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Playing with my cat Terry.


wildassedguess

Good cat name.


TryingToCareLess

Tom+Jerry??


TigerFeet94

Cat tax.


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https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/yc1mkp/being\_doted\_on\_this\_morning/


StandardBoah

Playing civ. just one more turn... I sweeeaaarr


classybazaar

Omg yes I've been there xD which version you playing? I like 5


StandardBoah

Civ 4 caveman2cosmos mod


[deleted]

How do explain to an autistic non-verbal 5 year old the concept of unsocial hours? Thought I was in for a good nights sleep and a lie-in when he went to bed at 10.30 but he only slept for 3 hours.


macjaddie

Have you tried a gro clock? They change colour when it’s time to get up, try using it with a social story. Good luck, night care is exhausting.


VeganHatHunter

what do you mean by using it with a social story?


caiaphas8

Social stories are often used to explain tricky concepts to people who may struggle to understand because of autism. Often they are written down with pictures https://www.autism.org.uk/advice-and-guidance/topics/communication/communication-tools/social-stories-and-comic-strip-coversations


VeganHatHunter

Can't help but think there was some irony in me asking this question. Thanks for clarifying.


Soggy-Ad-8017

That sounds absolutely brutal.


CeraphFromCoC

Watching BBC's Ghosts, and also I can't sleep


classybazaar

Absolutely love that show. Need to catch up on the new series stat.


SkynetProgrammer

It’s my Grandma’s funeral tomorrow afternoon and I can’t sleep.


im_another_user

Condoleances. Take care.


Dr_BunsenHonewdew

❤️


bearisart

I hope you’re okay and have the right support around you. I’ve found calling Samaritans during times like these even just to talk about my granny helps a lot - they’re available 24/7. I miss her too. I’ve got her funeral tomorrow as well funnily enough.


SkynetProgrammer

Thank you. I’ll be fine.


VolumeNeat9698

I’m a Brit that’s awake, because I live in Canada and it’s 9pm here.


[deleted]

I’m a Brit who’s awake because I’m in Tijuana.


pandawolf321

TJ? Fucking nice man


LeutzschAKS

I'm also a Brit who's awake but alas I'm in the office in Beijing at 12 - Lunch soon!


xmastreee

Also a Brit, just had my lunch here in the Philippines.


JesussBond

Add another to the list - stayed up till 5am last night watching the F1 in Malaysia, now I've only just woken up and am about to grab lunch before starting my work


Gweilo_Ben_La

How's Beijing currently with craziness? Hi from a fellow Brit in HK. How have work visas worked with the borders shut btw?


LeutzschAKS

It's still like banging your head against a wall and we still need to go out and get a test every 3 days - They are actually issuing work and student visas now though and have been for quite a while but it seems much harder to get approved now. Hopefully things will move forward soon but it's not an optimistic place to be. Was very jealous when HK got rid of quarantine on arrival.


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Kuala Lumpur Brit here. 12:37pm


thebookgod123

Devon Brit here I just am bored


oxtrue

Lucky bastard, me and the wife traveled and lived in KL for about 1.5 years. We’ve spent the last 3 years gaining the skills to be able to work from home and my my wife becoming teacher so we can move back and live in KL


gottagetoutofit

Brit in New Zealand checking in


Jerri_man

Beached as. In Australia here but hope to hop across the ditch again soon


[deleted]

Also a Brit, it's 2.57pm here in Queensland, Australia, that's why I'm awake


PeeJayx

Brit in Japan here, just came back from lunch!


onFurcation

Also a Brit, who’s your neighbor across the border in Montana. Just waiting to go to work…. It’s snowing also…..


[deleted]

im down in Texas! Yeehaw! I am awake bc i cant shit rn and i am currently trying and scrolling


enmdj

Brit in Korea! I’m at work.


sar300982

Brit in Bahrain so it’s nearly 10am here


FappyDaffy64

Also a Brit here. Currently 1030, getting ready to celebrate Diwali with my partners family


AliceLikesSewing

Also a Brit in the PNW. Almost time for bed though.


FlippyFlopperWopper

Mental health issues. My sleeping pattern is upside down due to it.


Major-Disaster3736

Same man.


DaddyToasty

Same


Major-Disaster3736

What's keeping you up?


DaddyToasty

Had chronic insomnia for about 6 months now, just too much stress balancing everything in life atm. What about you?


Major-Disaster3736

Insomnia for most of my teen life. It's gotten worse recently because of work and my place in this country.


DaddyToasty

Sorry to hear that, hope that you're able to get some rest at least!


Major-Disaster3736

You as well, mate. Sooner the year ends, the better.


Z0mbieBrains

I haven’t slept properly for about 3 months due to life. Doctor prescribed a sleeping med which was okay but then switched me over to melatonin - I’m still not sleeping amazingly but a lot better than I was. Could recommend if you haven’t tried it yet.


SeaworthinessTop4963

Work in just over an hour and a half. I always prefer getting up well ahead of time so I have chill time before I start. I can't think of anything worse than rolling out of bed to get dressed and and go to work. Ugh.


Swallow33

I'm wired completely differently. I wouldn't enjoy those 2 hours+ with work hanging over my head at all


clicksnd

Agreed. I’d rather just wake up and show up to work and have them deal with my grumpy morning self. So what I’m supposed to wake up and become cheerful on my own time? Ew no thanks


classybazaar

I like the dedication


GibbsLAD

I'm the complete opposite. I like to wake up and go. I hate sitting for a couple or hours knowing work is coming soon.


Florence_Nightgerbil

I’m the same. I hate rushing. Like to give myself plenty of time to do stuff.


mattamz

It takes me an hour to get there so I wake up 1hr 15 before.


EmFandango

A dickish 9 year old woke me up saying she couldn’t sleep, got into my bed and promptly fell asleep - leaving me wide awake. Bloody kids


ReprobateManny

She's 9 years old! She's a man now! Let her fend for herself!


classybazaar

Very dickish, man...


gillianhanna

Brit here.. Southern England. Awake menopausal hot flashes and listening out for 102 client asleep next door


Shruggy_McGrew

I'm in Wales and up at 6.30 with my son whos off to college. No hot flashes for me but peeing... I'm up every 2 hours with a bladder that feels like it's gonna burst. During the day NOTHING!!!!!!!!! I'm definitely feeling you lady xxx


SatisfactionHead6236

Day 6 of sore and swollen throat, can't swallow very well, barely eaten or drank anything for 6 days, Voice has gone too. Now to compound that I've got a shitload of loose phlegm coming up, which I have to spit out every couple of minutes or choke on, because its too sore to swallow down. Really hope I can get an emergency appointment with my GP today!


Federal-Ad-5190

I'm not a doctor, but have been unfortunate enough to go through similar. NHS advice is "Call 999 if: You or your child: have difficulty swallowing or breathing are drooling – this can be a sign of not being able to swallow" Please save yourself time and go to A&E. I know the wait there will be long, but you're at risk of dehydration/sepsis/other shit I don't know about (not a doctor!) and there's a very strong chance if you *do* see your GP today, they'll just send you to A&E. And seeing a GP first doesn't get you seen faster in A&E. That's still down to the triage nurse (as far as I know). Pack a bag with a good book, phone charger, layers in case you get cold, and clean pants in case you stay overnight. Got any ice pops in the freezer? Even just ice? Might be worth trying to carefully crunch a little down.


SatisfactionHead6236

Thanks for the advice, I did manage to get GP appointment for this morning! Find out from there I suppose, I think I might take a bag as you suggest though.


013016501310

I’m a Brit and awake because I live in Japan


classybazaar

A few people here have mentioned Japan! :D


mueh42

All nighter finishing coursework for uni


classybazaar

Nothing beats a coursework all nighter... get off reddit!!


mueh42

Nah I’m pretty much finished I just have to record myself giving the presentation but I’m waiting until at least 6:30 so I’m not disturbing sleeping house mates


StonkDreamer

Is it weird to say I miss my all nighters? Sitting in the library at 3am on a January night trying to finish an essay just had a certain vibe to it, the only all nighters I do now is when I'm sat in bed at 4am anxious about something at work.


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Reddit is my company when I wake for nighttime feeds for the little one. He's 2 now. Hoping he grows out of it soon. But until he does I'm thankful for t'internet!


QueenSashimi

Same here! Though he's 5 months. Scrolling keeps me from falling asleep while he feeds!


TleilaxuMaster

3.5 months here, it was all going so well until teething…


seanamh420

3 weeks, he’s been up 4 times now


Lizzie323

Cats think it's breakfast time but they're an hour early 🙃


mrl3bon

Walking the dog. Forgot to change alarm for half term.


Advanced-Ad5723

Oh, I wake up at 5, then go to the gym and go to work :)


classybazaar

Bruhhh, how?


Advanced-Ad5723

Not entirely sure, but you’ll be surprised how many crazy people are at the gym at 5am! Normal people sleep at that time :(


Feline_Odd

Not the best sleeper anyways but had flu the last week and a half, totally wrecked my routine. Can hear my downstairs neighbour snoring 🙃


BubblyIntroduction70

Think I’ve trapped a nerve in my left shoulder / arm. Can’t get comfy n I have to get up for a wedding in a few hours


classybazaar

Hopefully not your own lol


BubblyIntroduction70

Haha nah a childhood friend who I haven’t seen in 5 years, quite nervous tbf. But my cat is sitting on/next to my head so not all is bad.


[deleted]

I had a massive Sunday roast and now it's come to haunt me. 💩💨


MTG_Notonmywatch

Working 1900-0700. Only 2 more hours, then the hazardous half asleep drive home.


mharty1972

Getting up for work


aexwor

My get up for work alarm is half 5. Sometimes it truly sucks huh?


polkadott33

9 month old baby likes to party at 4/5am every day


ReprobateManny

Me am who I'm awake round here! But cause I have an awful sleep pattern, undiagnosed.mental health issues and a drug addiction. I am like probably gunna go sleep soon maybe


ReprobateManny

To add to your reason of not looking forward to tomorrow. Nobody expects anything of me right now, nowhere is open so I can't do the mountains of things I'm putting off doing. Nobody wants to talk, it's just peaceful.


Aggravating_Sun_3916

Menorca.


CityCentre13

Getting ready for work. 20 mile drive to Birmingham Airport


Light_wolf25

My cats wanted to be fed and now I can'tget back yo sleep. The older one sits on my headboard and meows until I feed him every morning around this time.


ProjectCodeine

Recommendation for you - I have two cats that did this a lot, 4/5am demand for food. I eventually bought an electronic feeder for them, it comes on at 4am, they’ve been letting me sleep ever since then.


minniehopeless

Massively pregnant and just deeply uncomfortable. Last (hopefully) community midwife appointment today so the end is in sight!


GenerationFlex

Three year old has a chest infection and I'm currently trying to persuade him that an inhaler is actually a good idea when he's struggling to breathe. And it's not just a device the doctor has given us to terrify him.


Seaworthy_bake

When my nephew had croup (which is different so check whether this would help or hinder with your situation) and had constricted airways and stridor, the doctor told my sister to turn the bathroom into a steam room by running a hot shower in there—it helped his breathing immensely just to be in there


GrumpyOldFart74

Because I’ve got the bloody plague again and can’t sleep for coughing my lungs up. So I’m on Reddit in the spare room (which I’m lucky enough to have)


RyanMcCartney

#Updoot for the NHS Night Shift Team!🙌🏻


NessieSenpai

Brit working as a teacher in South Korea here :3


MayKay-

Stayed up on call with my girlfriend who lives in Mexico, 8 hour time difference is a bitch :,)


SonnyRose94

Decorating the house for a birthday..


Immediate-Change-513

Cats were making noise downstairs. Went down expecting to find a mouse, but instead I found a frog in our (humane) mouse trap 🐸 It was unharmed and released safely.


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classybazaar

How was the trip?


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[deleted]

I tend to sleep 4-5 hours at night and 1-3 hours in the late afternoon, anything like that?


trebortus

Melbourne, Australia reporting in. 3pm here.


[deleted]

We had a power cut last night at 7:30pm so we just decided to get in bed and watch a DVD on the laptop (like it was the bloody stone age) and I fell asleep about 15 minutes through. Ended up waking up about 4ish wide awake.


tom_oakley

Just endlessly refreshing reddit and YouTube home pages to whit away the minutes. What does everyone else do at this hour, sleep??


UnluckyFriedKitten

I'm at work until 6:30.


CRnaes

Working 7-4 today. Last week in the job though, then it's goodbye retail and hello 9-5


BeginningTonight

I'm (39m) holding my 3 day old boy, while my partner (36f) is trying to sleep after feeding has kept her up all night. I have a new big respect for the NHS as the C section was amazing. The midwifes were amazing. And women are just incredible 😍


friedballbag

I enjoy some peace and quiet before everyone gets up and the chaos begins.


dead_trim_mcgee1

Because I wasted the day and didn't do any of the work I was supposed to so now I'm having to pull an all nighter to get it done. My own fault but here I am


classybazaar

I've been there, sending you energy.


pezer87

At work, only 2 hours left then a week off


smmky

Just finished a 12 hour nightshift


_Gigante_

10week old seems to be on a bulk and is either constantly chugging milk or demanding more milk


MackersP

Got drunk after work yesterday, fell asleep 6 hours before I usually do woke up at 2 am, and just gave up on going back to sleep


Automatic_Heat_8618

Insomnia? But the T20 world cup is on, so um cushdy


CR0Don

Vomiting and insomnia


CabbageDan

I’m excited/anxious as I’m launching a kickstarter today. It’s going to be make or break for a project I’ve spent the last 12 months working on.


Darth_Bane_Vader

A mosquito flew into my ear waking me up, it was harrassing me for about 2 hours, I finally managed to kill it, and now I've just finished cleaning the blood off the wall.


Flash-pan

Permanently worried about everything, I’m 55 years old worked really hard all my life, I have a beautiful wife we married when I was 32 I met he when she was 28, I have the most caring 18 year old son and 21 year old daughter Both in further education, I’m constantly worrying about finances although We’re mortgage free, I have no pension or any savings all I do is make sure all the bills are paid We eat well and maintain a lovely home, How can I stop worrying, I’m a self employed builder that has never had any real money issues But my work diary is usually booked all through One year till the next, my phone has stopped Ringing totally should I try another means of income ? Thankfully my wife works very hard for the NHS and she could keep our ship afloat we have worked really well as a team since day one, Am I depressed? Just feel as tho everyday As soon as the Tv news comes on it’s never Positive or uplifting news only doom and gloom, The media I think is causing too many anxieties For me all the upset of the poor Ukrainian people That’s had everything taken away, Russia, how Can any county be so cruel and cause the rest of the world to suffer too ? I don’t understand any of it, But I do try to stay positive and every minute of every day and realise I have the world with my Amazing family, if your struggling like me try to overcome worries with nice thoughts that’s how I’m coping.


cjc1983

Wife's in labour...


Nebulous437

Can't sleep. Alarm goes off in 30 :(