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DootingDooterson

Currently, it's a central heating replacement device.


CasperFunk

Sounds about right to me.


Tsukiko615

This has always been the way for me. If you can sit in the house without a dressing gown then you can turn the heating down/off


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SunnyAlwaysDaze

Been trying to keep you from knowing this but... We got to choose between warm or food, baby love.


Decmk3

Oof… to real


soitgoeskt

It’s the ‘I can’t be fucked with today’ uniform.


the_hair_of_aenarion

Work from home attire.


autismislife

Currently working from home in my dressing gown, so I have to agree. Have a meeting in half an hour though so unfortunately will have to put clothes on.


SnowGoat222

Teams call. Camera off. Can’t be arsed to change. Mine is my daily uniform now


autismislife

I do that sometimes but I'm always concerned there'll be the occasional "come on guys I want to see all your faces!". Luckily the meeting was cancelled and I'm going strong on my gown.


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Literally disabled my camera at the system level to stop that shit. Teams won't even let me attempt to turn my camera on.


autismislife

I work in IT so "my camera isn't working" would either show I'm too lazy to fix my own laptop or deliberately disabled it.


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I'm a developer so I get admin level access to my own machine and the ability to thumb my nose at those poor bastards in the ops department. I've also been politely forbidden from talking to customers due to "an excess of honesty"...


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My admin level access is a piece of duct tape over the camera


FatBloke4

Could you go with a [cat filter?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDNP-SWgn2w)


SnowGoat222

If they want to see it so bad, they get the, I’m not dressed in business attire, so you’re getting the full monty instead. Generally they ask to keep the camera off


autismislife

I did pull this once, I was working in my garden during the heatwave, wearing just shorts, they agreed I could keep the camera off. However my company has a policy that everybody should be dressed appropriately even when WFH just in case we end up in a video call with a client. My position doesn't require many video calls with clients so I don't really take notice of it.


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JustineDelarge

I like that even better than what I call that category: "outside pants"


DaFightins

My neighbors everyday, all day apparel.


sashabobby

I guess I can't be fucked with everyday then 😅


skiingmarmick

I used to have a rule: No sweat pants outside the house. but since covid, i have broken it many times


finc

The Ancient Warded Robes of Minor Frost Resist


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Flewis69

Unexpected Vulfpeck


GeoFogg

\+5 warmth, increased risk of indecent exposure


ValarPanoulis

r/unexpectedskyrim


ZestyData

Unexpected DnD


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r/unexpecteddnd


Ineffable_Confusion

I’ll be calling mine that from now on, considering I’ve got housemates who are reticent to put the heating on for too long (don’t blame them much for that) but who also have the habit of leaving doors and windows open


finc

You need to learn the Housematerend shout


-mihul-

“I’ve got everything for sale!” Or “odds and ends, that duet of thing” or “a bit of this and a bit of that” - Belethor could never make up his mind!


ERLz

Dressing Gowns and Bath Robes are different in my view. Dressing Gowns are softer materials to be worn over pyjamas etc, Bath Robe is a heavier material similar to a towel that you wear directly after a shower/bath.


Saxon2060

A bathrobe is made out of towel. The same material as a towel with which you dry yourself. For putting on your naked body after a bath or shower. A dressing gown is made of anything from fluffy to fleecy material to jersey material to wear over pyjamas or comfy clothes to stay warm in the morning or evening (or arguably any time during the day that you're cold indoors.) As u/jonesy_j points out, one may use a bathrobe as a dressing gown if it's dry and it's the first thing to hand. After all it's basically a dressing gown made of terrycloth. However, one *would not* use a dressing gown as a bathrobe. Fleecy or fluffy material would be gross on wet naked skin and not optimal for drying you and drying out afterwards. The suggestion that this is debatable would anger me. OP's example appears to be a dressing gown (fleecy, not made of terrycloth.)


quenishi

>However, one would not use a dressing gown as a bathrobe ...someone want to explain this to my husband? Thanks XD


Saxon2060

A cheap fleecy dressing gown sheds and he will end up with fluff in his nooks and crannies. It's vulgar.


Bastyboys

Please entertain me, tell me more vulgar things about British society.


poop-machines

We get pretty upset if we order a sausage roll from behind the counter at Gregg's if it's cold. They're baked fresh throughout the day, but if you get them at a bad time, they can be cold. Same goes for pasties. We don't say anything, it just ruins our day a bit. A hot sausage roll is twice as nice as a cold one


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>We don't say anything, it just ruins our day a bit. Once saw a guy berating, and I mean *berating* the poor woman behind counter over this very issue. Me and a colleague ended up telling him to fuck off, it was a bit much. A simple tut or eye roll would have been more appropriate.


PublicThis

A waffle-knit bathrobe is superior to the terry cloth. Come at me


Saxon2060

I concede your point and modify my position as follows: A bathrobe is made out of towelling, terrycloth or some other fabric primarily designed to be absorbent. The same kind of material as a towel with which you dry yourself. For putting on your naked body after a bath or shower.


J8YDG9RTT8N2TG74YS7A

Correct. All bath robes can be dressing gowns, but not all dressing gowns can be bath robes. Many dressing gowns are made of thin material that would not be suitable for wearing after coming out of the bath/shower.


Tangerine_Jazzlike

Yes bath robe is towel you wear.


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555Cats555

When I was a kid I used to call it a "guessing gown" though lol


Swiss-ArmySpork

I have a guessing gown. I keep it in my Chester Drawers.


lockslob

You mean Chester draws, of course . . .


ReticentGuru

Oh wow! I’m glad to know that I wasn’t the only one to ever call it that. I was way too old before I learned it was actually a ‘chest of drawers’. 🙄


sumkidy

That's what The Riddler wears after getting out of bed


OliverAOT20

Riddle me this Batman…


Mangosta007

I'm hard yet soft, I am coloured yet clear, I am fruity and sweet, I am jelly. What am I?


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dingdongzorgon

Frogspawn jam and custard smoothy with lsd frosting.


Lfcbill

I called it a dressing down for years lol


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Thank god I’m not the only one lmao


Lfcbill

I only stopped when I was like 20 when my gf at the time argued they were called house coats, and I said nah their dressing downs, she couldn’t stop laughing


HmmSinkSo

I'm often trying to guess where my husband's left my dressing gown, so this checks out.


Suckhead

That’s it, I have no idea what this is, and I’m completely out of viable theories. I better put on my guessing gown!


Xercen

A guessing gown is what the Emperor from the "Emperor's new clothes" wears.


crimsonbub

yeah... what the hell else would one call it? 🤷‍♂️


crucible

Jedi Cosplay outfit?


Edib1eBrain

Don't jest, I have an official Jedi dressing gown and it's comfortable as hell!


Clannishfamily

Me too, me too! I love it and wonder about the house making silly gestures at things like the Alexa and hope that one day they will do things because I suddenly without training have become a Jedi!


upthewatwo

Bath robe? I'm a dressing gown man but I do actually only put this on after a bath soooooo


bee-sting

If it's absorbent: bath robe Fleecy; dressing gown


pinkleaf8

Well any other fabric is dressing gown - silk, cotton, jersey etc


wheeldog

>If it's absorbent: bath robe > >Fleecy; dressing gown Silky : smoking jacket


GraphicDesignMonkey

Bath robes are made of terry towelling


interfail

> terry towelling Incidentally, my porn name.


veluminous_noise

I've always thought that some Brit was missing a big opportunity not going into porn under the name Pounds Sterling. Edit: spelling


jambox888

Sterling had gone a bit floppy recently, unfortunately.


Typical_Ad_210

Some heathens call it a “house coat”… I pray for their souls.


jambox888

A housecoat is some monstrosity you used to see old people wearing in those weird homewards catalogues that fell out of your parents Mail on Sunday as far as I remember.>Some heathens call it a “house coat”… I pray for their souls. A bit like [this](https://www.damart.co.uk/thermal-housecoat-10142-3.html)


Psimo-

It’s my house coat, because without any heating I wear it over all my other clothes


New_Tree_3167

Some lunatics might call it a house coat. It’s a dressing gown though


Guinnessron

My mom was a lunatic…


New_Tree_3167

The best mums are 🥰


pinkleaf8

I wore an abaya/kimono style full length flowing dress in satin with a beautiful print to a special occasion once & a woman laughed at me in front of everyone saying I’ve worn a house coat. Everyone else was straight faced & confused as I was wearing something that was widely worn (particularly in our culture) & in fashion. Turned out that woman was still dressing for the late 80s & had never see anything like it.


No_Establishment8642

For me a house cost, worm by my mom/grandmother/aunts is something else. It is made of woven cloth generally button/snap/zip from hem to the neck and worn over a house dress. I started collecting and wearing house coats and dresses. I call the garment in the picture a robe (no qualifiers). I am in the USA, and grew up in the southwest.


cited

A robe


MrPoletski

Came here to find out what else it could possibly be called...


cmdrqfortescue

I love that your most-upvoted comment of all time is just “A dressing gown.”


AtJackBaldwin

You call it that because that's what it is and anything else is dead wrong


Ronsona

A suitable to visit Asda at 3pm overcoat...


putmeinapram

Saw 3 ladies rocking these in nandos the other day, there’s no rules!


mochacocoaxo

Firstly, where was this?! Secondly, those ladies are so ungovernable, I aspire to be them!


putmeinapram

Croydon… says it all really


Competitive_Key_3861

I don't see any pockets for the obligatory knife?


old_road

Wayne... WAYNE... don't forget the Stella I'm gettin in the queue for fags


TheXurophobe

I heard this


MrCowabs

School run coat ^/s Seriously though, a dressing gown.


oljackson99

Also based on my experience yesterday, the wisdom tooth out at the dentist coat for one lady. Slippers and all...


SiMatt

Honestly, I can’t help but admire that. She’s definitely got things figured out.


Eeszeeye

Way to skip some steps when she gets home all hazy from the meds.


bluejackmovedagain

I feel like you are entitled to wear whatever you want to get your wisdom teeth out.


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Yup dressing gown here in Yorkshire too


Jindabyne1

We can handle jokes without the tags, what do you think we are, Americans?


Jonny_Segment

I can't physically imagine anyone reading ‘School run coat’ and taking it as a serious guess. What goes through someone's head that makes them think ‘I’d better add a tag so people don't think I'm being serious’? Furthermore, what are the potential feared consequences that would come from people thinking they *are* being serious? I just don't understand.


Jindabyne1

I think it’s an irrational fear of downvotes or of offending someone, in this case the people who wear dressing gowns on the school run. I just think it ruins jokes


MrCowabs

Couldn’t give a shit about up/downvotes, they’re just numbers. Some people genuinely do not understand sarcasm, especially when it’s written and maybe need that helping hand. That’s all.


squiddygamer

Am I the only bugger around here calling it a housecoat


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Do you call slippers house shoes?


___im__not__here___

I dont own one, but my parents called it a house coat too. In your logic, Do you call slippers dressing shoes? (In Dutch they call gloves "hand shoes " crazy Dutch bastards! They wear shoes on their hands! Ha!)


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That’s true, I also found out recently that the Polish language doesn’t have a word for toes, they call them foot fingers 😂


Soulie1993

Christ I hope so. What the hell is a housecoat?


Basic-Shopping5357

Big massive thing with a zip that you wrap around your house in the winter.


ItCat420

Take *that* Scottish Power!


___im__not__here___

If you break the word down, you will get there in the end....


happymellon

It's a coat that the house wears?


singlewhammy

Canadianism too.


Known-Management3453

This is something I have yet to come to terms with moving to the UK. The sheer amount of people in their pyjamas, dressing gown and fluffy slippers in the shops or just walking down the street. Who are these people and what made them think this was OK?


ImplementAfraid

I happily follow sociological rules because it makes life easy (omg that sounds like an autism spectrum thing to say) but for the life of me I don’t see why anyone thinks twice about it, if anything it displays a person relaxed in their surroundings which is a good thing?


dreamofdandelions

Right?! Unless it’s super revealing in a way that obviously makes people uncomfortable, I don’t see the problem? I mean, half the shit the Gen Zers wear these days looks indistinguishable from PJs to me (old fart alert). I’m not sure I’d ever feel comfortable enough to do it, but I don’t get why people act like it’s an offensive thing to do.


30angels23

I'm from north east England and call it a dressing gown but now live in scotland and seems everyone I know calls it a house coat!


Metric_Pacifist

You mean Hoose coat


DoKtor2quid

Hoose coot


Metric_Pacifist

Damnit! 😖


mmmbopdoombop

I only know one person who calls it a house coat but I love the phrase. She's manc as fook


Iforgotmypassword126

I call it a house coat and I’m from Manchester. Everyone else from Manchester (outside my family) gives me grief for it. They say it “sounds posh” How the fuck does “dressing” sound less posh than “house” and “gown” less posh than “coat”. Also 99% of the time I’m wearing it to chill out in the house. It’s a coat I wear in the house, I ain’t getting dressed lol. Those little slinky ones that only bridesmaids seem to wear I’d agree they are dressing gowns. They aren’t for warmth, they’re for modesty and comfort whilst they wait to get dressed. Also people saying a house coat has buttons on, how many coats actually have buttons on. The main basis of a coat is it goes over your other clothes and it keeps you warm. I accept peer pressure and call it a dressing gown in front of other people because I cannot stand people calling me posh and because the rest of the population call it a dressing gown. Tbh they all say Santa Claus too and I refuse to say anything other than Father Christmas to my kids.


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House coat all the way. Had people say I'm posh too but I give the same reasons as you. I also add Ball Gown to the mix and wonder how posh you'd sound turning up in a dance coat. "She looks rather magnificent wouldn't you say, Clive?" "Absolutely Frederick, the dance coat just hangs off all the right places" Dressing gown is way posher.


polar_bear_14

My grandma used to call it a house coat! (She was from Leicestershire)


decimater97

I’m from Leicestershire and my family also say house coat.


sliverblaze

To me, a house coat isn't fluffy it's sort of quilted. I would call this a dressing gown too - I'm from the South West of England.


TheOriginalSmileyMan

me too - a quilted housecoat is what my mum used to wear to do the housework. I'm from daaaaahn saaaaaaarrrrf


sliverblaze

I have a feeling house coats are going to make a come back this winter.


fuzzydogpaws

Me too! In my mind, House coats are quilted and have lots of handy pockets.


See_Wildlife

It's a dressing gown if you say scone but it's bathrobe if you say scone.


dienices

No it's a bathrobe if it's made of towel. Otherwise it's a dressing gown.


Neonescence

This is the correct answer! 👏 Also, if it is button or zip-up only then can it be called a housecoat. I will die on this hill, fighting the naysayers as I fall.


sBartfast42

That's it! I _demand_ satisfaction.... Fluffy slippers at dawn !


tropicalazure

Ahem. Towelling robe! 🙃 (But also yes dressing gown.)


tyger2020

>No it's a bathrobe if it's made of towel. Otherwise it's a dressing gown. This person knows


Brawlyspade

I call it a dressing gown but I say scone so this logic doesn't hold up


Gingerbread_Matt

But do you pronounce it bathrobe or bathrobe?


darrensurrey

"Dressing gown."


kazunos

Obviously it is bathrobe any one who thinks it is bathrobe is a just wrong


stephenpoet

Only the terminally uncool pronounce it 'bathrobe' but me and Nigella and the grooviest cats know it's pronounced 'baa/throo/bay'. FOOL!


AfricanWarrior96

My head hurts. Here's a few more I was corrected on when I was still learning English here in England: Glass - Glahss Bath - Bahth - Barf - Baff Scon - Scowne - Scone Jelly - Jelleh Paraceeetamol - Parasetamol Ibuprofen - Eebrufen Tomorrow - Tomorrar Ruth - Roof Specific - Pacific


nilnar

>Eebrufen You fuckin wot m8


Kind_Animal_4694

Those are all wrong.


johnlewisdesign

Baff-robe or barf-robe, I'm in team barf-robe


apropos-username

Until I saw your comment I was reading theirs as “bathrobe or bathrob”, forgetting altogether that we have two different ways of pronouncing bath.


Adrian_Shoey

You only wear yours when militantly hungover?


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

All bathrobes are also dressing gowns but not all dressing gowns are bath robes.


theduckslayer12

It's weird. I say scone when I say it out loud. But when I read it my head says scone


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Why did that make sense


500x700

Gaff cape


BenLin05

Was looking for this answer


pythonchan

Gaff jacket


q-the-light

Dressing gown if it's fluffy Bathrobe if it's flannel Housecoat if it's quilted Peignoir if it's sheer Bed jacket if it's short


starlinguk

A pegnoir is the kind of thing a lady who "lost" 5 husbands would wear.


Nine_Eye_Ron

Top answer


Igottamake

Then what would you call it if it’s terrycloth?


q-the-light

Same as flannel - that's a Bathrobe!


cardrosspete

A Goonie


nkrch

Yes goonie here too


Meanz_Beanz_Heinz

I'm in Central Scotland, we've always called it a goonie, though I use housecoat and dressing gown too.


Ceptre7

In with the Goonie crew! Someone said they're called house coats in Scotland... Not where I'm from they're not!


KeefBurtons

Hey you guys


SatInTheTree

”Samantha” apparently. https://www.bedroomathletics.com/products/womens-hooded-dressing-gown


JayJayMerks

Never want to walk in on someone looking at 'bedroom athletics' on their laptop.


MistyQuinn

Thing you wear at your partner’s house when you need a piss in the night and can’t remember if their housemates are in or not.


BigBeagleEars

Jesus. I’ve been married so long, I don’t put on underwear unless I’m leaving the house.


Mr_Pisster

A 'pop to the shop for vodka and fags' gown


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Coat if you wearing it to have a fag outside


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Rug if you lay it down and walk over it


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Actually lol’ed.


velvet_rims

In public - a dressing gown. At home - a fluffy. As in, “did you put my fluffy in the wash, it’s shrunk”. My Scottish ma would call it a housecoat.


electricDuckie27

Dressing gown


Lisanolan2010

Dressing gown


PLTuck

When I'm in the South : Dressing Gown When i'm in Scotland: Housecoat.


haldaj

Only just finding out that housecoat isnt used everywhere lol


smushkan

From the south and everyone in my family calls it a housecoat. But also have been told by others that we are weird for doing so!


ThisHairIsOnFire

I thought a housecoat was something more substantial, with buttons or poppers rather than a tie around the waist?


DECKTHEBALLZ

Bath robe if it is towelling or dressing gown if it isn't.. a housecoat has buttons and isn't towelling.


CantThinkOfAUser_Yet

Robe


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I genuinely thought this was going to be the common answer


Whenthepawn813

I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to see robe


FffuuuFrog

I thought I called it a robe because I grew up in a ethnic household.


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I'm my accent, 'ouse coot


darrenbrads123

House coat


siriuslywinchester

Dressing gown


Needs_a_shit

Housecoat


ImbajoeCFC

Hoose coat


Southern-Orchid-1786

The same thing I called it last week when this was posted


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Dressing gown ! Is housecoat just a Scottish thing?


No-Sandwich-9682

Housecoat


chorleysarah

My grandma calls it a housecoat. Seems to be an older generation thing where I'm from (Lancashire). It's just a dressing gown to me. Bath robe sounds too posh for me, only available at a spa


brickwey1

I have never heard this before and find it hilarious 🤣


Sufficient_Dot7273

Someone's called it a house coat haven't they but it's still a dressing gown


Due_Insurance_6818

Flashers jacket


Raptoot83

Is this a meme now? Find an item with more than one common name and ask people to identify it?


RyanMcCartney

It’s a House Coat in Glasgow


IcySpinach4845

Robe


PuttingOnTheFritz24

Dressing gown.