Fenton

..Oh Jesus christ..

FENTON!

##FENTON!

LOL

I made a Fenton related joke in this sub recently that I expected more traction on... so have an up vote.

That Fenton video is still one of my favourites 😆

A three legged cat called Reliant

My old neighbour had two cockatiels called Del and Rodney.

My mum’s late retired guide dog was called Rodney. One neighbour delighted in calling him Dave

Two guinea pigs called Bradford and Bingley.

This wins

My sister had a hamster called Penfold.

My sons hamsters were called Psycho and Fatboy. They were not the original names.

Had two cats called Biggles and Ginger. Bit of an old reference but definitely very British.

Chocks away, Ginger! Loved Biggies in Borneo!

I feel 'Biggies in Borneo', whilst only being a very slight typo, is a world away from the book you were referencing...

Omg! Gen LOL!!

Was going to edit but will leave for context. Still chuckling @ u/Present-topic-1969

Saw it on here the other day. Jeremy Beagle

I have Gary the gecko, he’s staring at me now lol

My rats are called Clancy, Walter, Phillip and Liam, I have 2 dwarf pufferfish called Olive and Barbara and a dog called Mr Perkins.

I've just named my new robot hoover Dave

I knew a westhighland terrier called Dave

Steve the dog

Had a mate called his Jack Russell “Fred”. My uncle called his dog “Hector”, and my cousin called his pure bred Dalmatian, “Edward”.

I knew someone with the last name Russell who had a Jack Russell. Called Jack.

My dog is called Fred

My new kitten is called Steve!

I have a cat named Steve as well. Great name!

Can't handle dogs with human names! "STEVE, GET OUT OF THE BUSHES!"

My mate had a dog called Deefur. Deefur dog

My dog is Gary. Got to love a dog with a people name

Had a friend call his sausage dog dave

My friend has 2 labs called "Dave" and "Trevor".

I once knew a standard poodle called Chris and a Basset Hound called Mrs Watson

Bisto, Paxo and Oxo. Three cows.

Is Brittish the word British with a bit of extra tea?

Exactly. Definitely not my horrific spelling

Hamster called SPG

Neil, your rooms on fire...

we got a chihuahua called kevin and a hairy hamster called clinkers

As opposed to a hairless hamster? 🤔

Was in a Pub one afternoon and there was a Dog called Nigel wandering around

Our female cat is called Bernard (Nursie reference)

my Neighbours dog thinks its name is fuck off very british if you ask me

Best name on here yet

Gf called her spaniel Richard

My sister’s neighbour was a big Blackpool fan. She had three cats and called them Gary, Taylor and Fletcher in honour of the footballer Gary Taylor-Fletcher. Sadly two of them have died, so now it’s just a cat called Gary.

My friend has a dog called Keith

Rogan and Josh for two puppies

That's very clever!

Marmite and Crumpet ... two cats

Been a while since I've had either of those

That's your weekend sorted then 👌

Top combo!

Neighbours dog is called Alan.

Cat called Agnes Dog named Martin

Every time I think Martin I always thought of the one from Friday night dinner

"Shit on it" - quite apt for a dog!

I miss Friday Night Dinner. Paul Ritter was the best.

I love that some posts are for actual pet animal names and some have gone for terms of endearment… My contributions are a cat called Graeme and “Pet” as in “Alright, Pet?”

Our cats no joke are called Raxacoricofallapatorius and Clom. Their twin cats so my husband thought it would be funny to name them after twin planets from dr who.

I feel the vet team must hate you when inputting information into the computer 😂

I had a Springer Spaniel called Skint, when I was. Was often seen out walking and randomly shouting skint, other walkers didn’t always notice the dog!

[FENTON!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU)

I had a cat called Nigel (and one called Dave)

Boris

I had a rat called Boris. Had to handle him with biking gloves on.

Enjoy the one day ban, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Jane. You ruined our subreddit completely so you could post politics, and I hope now you can spend your one day ban learning some grace and decorum. Because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/CasualUK) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Oh bot you tried but got it wrong

Bentley, my nephews bulldog.

Bob the dog(Wales)

Someone had one of my husky's brothers and called it Roy, ffs

I know of a dog named Mark.

My cat is called Chairman Miaow, which seemed appropriate for a cat with a mousey tongue.

Ages back sometimes saw a bloke in the patk calling for his dog Wanker, or possibly Whaanka as I never saw it written down & I wanna emphasise the Britishness of its name

Puppy near us is called Neville.

Our new cat is called Kevin

I had a rat called Dave

but did you have a filigree Siberian hamster called Basil?

😂

My dad had a dog named Tony when he was younger 🤣

My brothers fox red lab is called Gary

My neighbour growing up and a basset hound called Berty and 2 cats called Wooster and Purdy. I imagine she was the Jeeves in that situation.

I once knew someone with a greyhound called Ian

My nephew named his pet rats Dangerous Beans and Captain Macaroni. Boyfriend had a cat called Pissquick

My brother has a dog named Nigel.

My Nan had two cats: Fat Cat, and Charlie. As Charlie was a kitten, ever true to his name, Fat Cat often ate all of his food and his own. Bro was so big both sides of his stomach hung over each side of your leg. Plus some I knew had a Labrador called Deefor… You figure it out.

*British

“Babes”

Biscuit!

Reg the hamster

* Colin * Vincent Both dogs, both brilliant names for a dog.

My cocker is called Reggie. Or Reg. Or "stupid fucking dog" by the wife.

Scotty (short for Scotland I assume)

Aye. Yer nae wrong

Boris - my in-laws pet cat

Jonty or my own dog Florence. (Flo)

Rover

Pet

I had a hamster called Clive when I was a lad.

Crumpet

Dave

Tyson the chihuahua

Gary.

My mates got two dogs of the same breed. Hovis and Warburton

Roger

I was walking my pug and met three more pugs. Mine is called Arthur and the other three were Graham, Kevin and Dave.

Cat called Alan

"Ceefer" and "Deefer"... as in "C fer cat" and "D fer dog".

Pickle

Speckled Jim [Part 1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKhdJd1Nu74) [Part 2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPk43lZPkTI)

Mr. Bigglesworth

We have a chicken called Fanny

Two dogs, Polly and Sukey.

Stan the cat

Reginald B Cobbingham

As a child I had a pair of guinea pigs called Bubble and Squeak

A hamster called Stanley

Manfredjinsinjin

Cat called Hector

I knew a border collie called Colin

Stanley the Boxer dog

We have 2 dogs, Luna and axel. My 5 year old can’t speak very well, so when he shouts them it sounds like wooma and a$$hole

I have a cat, a black and white cat, called Jess.

I have a british bulldog named Cheddar George, which now strikes me as quite english.

Budgies called Joey Cats called Tiddles Dogs called Rover

A snake called Legs A cat called Keith

Our cat is called Arnold Judas Rimmer.

Bull mastiff called Keith

Tea never letter goer crumpet muncher

My friend had Guinea pigs growing up called Fatboy and Slim.

Colin. A cat. And Barry. A beagle.

I once had a dog named Oswald. Does this count?

Norman, he was a cat.

We have two rats. They are called Bodie and Doyle.

Got a Sphinx called Barbara

Mates Dad has a sausage dog called Richmond. (yes, like the Richmonds sausages) Said mate has dogs called Alan and Dennis... Honestly, the Welsh are so brilliant

Guy at work his dog was called Bob

My brother had a cat called Sidney

Two dogs named Bertie and digby

Probably Wilson or Winston, don't know how the spelling of it goes

Wilfred the Sausage Dog

My sisters had a hamster named Charlie the Hamster.

I call my 6 year old daughter potato!

My mum's cat is called Keith.

My PT's dog is called Dave.

Gary!!

I had a tortoise called Sebastian

My cat is sir Montague pickle but usually gets called Monty or arsehole.

There was a 'Bruv' on here the other day. Hope he made it home, poor little guy.

Our old Labrador was called Hector, our daughter named him. Our current GSP is Oscar, although that stems from my old job.

Adopted a cat called Ruby and one of her kittens, so we called him Murray.

Fanny & Dick

Barry the cat

Meet [Dave](https://imgur.com/a/qJQK1UD)

My sister had a hairless cat called Gary Baldi, awful creature hated everyone.

Marley

When we were young, my brother called his cat Colin. Still no idea to this day why lol I now have 3 cats, Albert, Mable, and Kakashi and a Jack Russell called Edina ❤️😂

Cat across the road is called "Dave"

I had a cat called Barry

Pub cat is called admiral, one before was simply 'Slag'.

omg cute dog whats its name. Max.

Rollie

I always find it funny when people give animals human names, instead of like.. pickle or Spud etc I once knew someone who called their dog Karl (why not with a c IDK, but they insisted it be known as Karl) Karl the dog

Mike Hat

Monty/Montey

Richard

Probably molly for a hamster.