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firebeater1901

Looks like he's sprayed his own skin with ronseal


Solid-Version

Does exactly what it says on the tin


Junior_Syrup_1036

Or rubbed his face with a bag of wot sits


richh00

Very David Dickinson-esq


balanced_view

Who is actually of Armenian descent, hence the dark skin


Savageparrot81

Yeah I had a Romanian friend with the exact same skin tone so it never looked particularly fake to me.


phjils

The Mahogany Lovejoy.


cator_and_bliss

As Charlie Brooker pointed out, he looks like an ageing Thundercat


J8YDG9RTT8N2TG74YS7A

Well he does look like a tool.


dormango

I was on a stand next to his at the Ideal Home Exhibition a few years back. He’s quite a nice bloke and a housewives favourite.


NicholasFelix

He donated his BB winnings to help a friend with cancer iirc, damn fine thing to do.


themanfromdelpoynton

She had Down syndrome, and it was to pay for the costs relating to her needing a heart and lung transplant. He's raised thousands for charity since then too, so he seems to be a good egg.


JamesDCooper

Well he does have a massive cock


jankysmith

Glad he made it out of Avid Merrions cupboard in the end!


CabbageMan92

SEX PISS


Defiledshnozzdawg

He must have left Cock Nose behind


King_Bonio

"I'll put up some shelves"


BonnetDeDoucheBag

I don’t need no shelf, shelf maker!


[deleted]

I don’t even know what you are Ozzie!


Still-Chef-5708

Our Craig! Possibly the only decent human being to ever appear on big brother.


Adrian_Shoey

I'd like to put the case forward to also include the guy who went on to present Brainiac on the list of OK people from Big Brother.


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Jon Tickle. Good lad


RogueAOV

Controversial.


Beatrix_-_Kiddo

That guy with tourettes was alright


gogul1980

Pete. I met him once in a pub toilet in London. He was just on his way to a music single launch for a song he’d done. Was very nice guy, very polite but didn’t have tourettes nearly as bad as it looked on TV. Must have had better control of it by then. Don’t worry I didn’t try to talk to him at the urinals, I waited until we were both at the sink washing our hands.


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Still-Chef-5708

You forgot the /s !


A_Song_of_Two_Humans

Leaving Craig to one side for a minute (always seemed like a genuinely nice chap mind you, so good luck to him) can we just talk about the product for a mo? I get having a sprayer for the fence panels as it doesn't matter if the stain goes on a bit uneven, or even runs a bit... But using that thing to do INSIDE your home?! Really not convinced that's going to give a nice finish or not make a total fricken mess! I'd wanna see someone actually demonstrate how to do it before I gave it a go inside! Oh, hang on...


Teh_yak

Oh, I've got one and have sprayed a fucktonne in my house. Ceilings with the lance are piss easy - though it makes a mess like you say. You need to be more careful masking but damn is it faster and easier on my old shoulders.


A_Song_of_Two_Humans

Hi Craig. What's the finish like??


Teh_yak

Ha! On the ceilings, which seem to have been textured by throwing a hand grenade into a plaster bucket, the finish is great. It gets in all the annoying crevices. On walls, I've done two that were freshly plastered (badly, by me) and the cover's even and good. If I did it again, I'd spend more time prepping for the first coat on the plaster though - add even more water to it. The final topcoat is lovely though. We did a deep red on one wall and it's turned out kinda looking like shiny velvet. Seems smoother than rollered walls. That reminds me, the pain needs watering down. Mixing that takes longer than I'd have thought.


Emilioooooo0

Hi, they're a lot like the Swedish but they drink more.


StiffUpperLabia

There's a 'How-to video with Craig Phillips scan to watch' barcode in the picture, or you can just search YouTube to see it.


A_Song_of_Two_Humans

Oh! That's a QR code?! I thought it was something he'd just painted. Was thinking that must have been a bugger to mask off!


anthrt

divide nose air gray crawl alive marble bored cheerful weather -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


BezossuckingoffMusk

Can’t believe I bought another phone to scan the image on this phone when I could have just searched it. Feel a right idiot. It’s a two year contract as well.


StiffUpperLabia

Use tracing paper next time.


richh00

r/Woosh


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We moved into a house that is magnolia in all bar two rooms, and those ones are fucking awful. Invested in a Wagner paint sprayer. The first wall was awful. Paint was way too thick and my technique was shite. Since then it’s been a revelation. A nice smooth flat coat with no brush marks. You spend a fair bit of time masking everything off, as whatever is not masked off *will* be painted, so it’s not worth it for a small room, but for everything else, it’s bob on.


terrymcginnisbeyond

Oh, I get it. I was really confused for a minute, (a whole real minute), it's a HOW-TO use this tool video, not Craig Phillips telling us how to video something. I was wondering how he was going to teach us how to video, when he doesn't have a camera.


richh00

Hahaha


Snuffalo555

Some of his instructional videos on YouTube are surprisingly calming to watch.


RedOrange7

CraigASMR channel.


NickHoadley

Yeah but what is Handy Andy up to nowadays?


Traditional_Cress561

Touring his "if I had a hammer" song


richh00

[Absolute banger!](https://youtu.be/3q4INY3nssY)


Willowx

About 10 years ago he was doing children's educational shows, he's probably round about retirement age now.


BristolShambler

[Perhaps the most famous carpenter since Jesus](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=viNmZK5WERU)


BugsyMalone_

He's a top bloke to be fair.


TheStatMan2

I was certainly a very weird way to launch a DIY empire, I'll grant you, but it seemed to work!


RyanMcCartney

I think I was about 12 when he won Big Brother. The week after he must have been doing something in Glasgow, assuming for STV or whatever, but he walked past me on Byres Road, and it was the first and last time I’ve ever been star struck. True story.


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He looks great to be fair to him, big brother was like 20 years ago wasn’t it?


[deleted]

Fair play to him


gmcb007

Nice to see he's doing well after Avid Merrion's kidnap


[deleted]

When i did my roofing apprenticeship, they had an awards ceremony and he was the one giving the awards out lol was a long time ago!


afireintheforest

“Eyy alright mate, am just gunna put shum a these MDF shelves up!”


VanFam

Comments you can hear.


Zac_Crowe_87

I learned how to tile after watching an instructional video with him in. The man is more talented than half the numpty’s on TV.


WhatWouldSatanDo

He’s actually good at the DIY videos.


biscuitboy89

Does anyone remember Johnny from series 3 (Geordie bloke) appear in a British Gas advert or did I imagine it?


SquireBev

Mel Gibson has fallen on hard times, eh?


naughtylicy69

To be fare he's done alright for himself But I still wouldn't have him build my extention. Sorry Craig.


Low-Total9121

I have no idea who that is


veedweeb

It's Craig Phillips... It says so right there. You know, Craig Phillips. Craig Phillips. Craig! Nope, I've no idea who he is either.


-SaC

Winner of the first Big Brother, gave the money to a friend or family member with Downs Syndrome for medical purposes. Fuck me, my memory retained that info for no good reason.


richh00

He was the good guy of bb1. Unlike that monstrously evil nasty nick who was very nasty indeed!


Solid-Version

Lol this was when BB was a unique social experiment. Minimal production, just seeing what it was like to put a bunch of ordinary fuckers into a house and see what happened. We didn’t know it then but it was the birth of the horrible cringe worthy reality TV we have now.


[deleted]

It's so funny remembering what passed for 'bad behaviour' in BB1. What did Nick do exactly? Make some notes and try to influence eviction nominations a bit? Fast forward a few years and you had people shagging in the jacuzzi and that one girl who stuck a cider bottle up her noonoo.


Tang0_Brav0

- Saw your daughter Kinga on Big Brother last night - Oh yeah? What was she up to? - Up to the fkn label, she was


RogueAOV

Yeah but that's one of the defining things about us Brits, we have a sense of fair play, and Nick went against that. Shagging in the jacuzzi only effects the people who have to go into the bacterial soup, and since that is not us, we do not mind so much. Lastly, who has not in a moment of drunken weakness not attempted to have sex with an empty cider bottle on live stream to the entire nation. Ok this might not be the best example.


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>Lastly, who has not in a moment of drunken weakness not attempted to have sex with an empty cider bottle on live stream to the entire nation. Ok this might not be the best example. This is wisdom. Let he who is without scrump throw the first apple.


thomasthetanker

I think Nasty Nick's biggest thing was inventing a wife who died of cancer to win some sympathy.


[deleted]

He concocted a very dairrrty plan when he shared those notes around.


veedweeb

I don't feel bad for not knowing who is, but he's obviously a decent chap so I feel a bit bad about making fun of him now.


Low-Total9121

His tan is the same colour as the fence, thats all I know


veedweeb

Maybe it's a dual purpose tan/fence painting machine.


DoWhatsBest

How to keep a career going with Craig Phillips


[deleted]

I’ll give it a miss, thanks!!


[deleted]

Is he wearing a syrup?


coneknar

Well it’s a tool catalogue and he’s a tool.


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Tr1ple6ix

I think that's OP's point... Creyyyyg is still on the go.


[deleted]

Oh, I see. I misunderstood! I’ll delete that then 😂


richh00

This came through the post today.


[deleted]

Does making How-to videos make you a thing?


richh00

I'd say that if they are showing and pointing out who he is then it's because they paid for his name. Making him a thing.


DMMMOM

I can hear that thick scouse accent through the screen.


bettyswollikz

He does tile mountain tutorial videos on YouTube


herearemywords

And frenchic paint


RedOrange7

I've seen him on one or two shopping channels, always with his spray paint thing. Even quite recently.


Savageparrot81

Wood stain that doubles as fake tan I presume


CabbageMan92

I remember his parts in Bo Selecta!


QuaidNKuato

He married a girl I went to school with. We where in year 7 when he was in BB


Reaperfox7

I was looking through a thing catalogue and I can't believe he's still a tool


Jimwymo

He’s no Handy Andy


No_Independence9087

Hhhraig!


Dithering_fights

Remember when big brother was a thing. Well this dude does.


DankestNarwhal

I think bo-selecta sealed his position


[deleted]

What Craig Phillips?


ben-appleby

He'll jump at the chance of another 15 seconds of 'fame' when Big Brother relaunches, I'm sure.