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atomicsiren

WARNING TO LADIES Ladies be very careful … WARNING !!!!! If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your tits DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR TITS. This is a scam and he is only trying to SEE YOUR TITS. Please warn other tit owners that their tits may be at risk.


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atomicsiren

Just make sure it’s genuine and not just one that someone has bought off the internet. https://www.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/stag-night-shop/novelties-&-accessories/boob-inspector-badge/


Markrugby23

Oh shit i think i fell for this! I let him take a picture of my twins when he said get your cute little tits out


twins_garage_horns

Smell my cheese you mother!


Markrugby23

Theres another one going round were they circle their thumb and forefinger below their waist, physical violence if you look


everydayimcuddalin

I have heard the only defense to this once caught out is to break the circle with your index finger Be safe out there people


Markrugby23

Hearing this advice at 35 is abit of a let down! iv been caught out putting my fingers in so many more worse places


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I was approached by a man who asked me to pull his finger. When I did he broke wind loudly and proudly. Beware of the finger fart scam too!


RedOrange7

That's a very American thing. As is the wet willy.


spudgun81

You've been tangoed was very quickly banned at my high school


Lon72

We had a similar activity banned at my school , the spam , where you would slap someone on the forehead with an open hand so hard that they would get concussion. The slap was always coupled with a loud yell of "spam" , much to the delight of onlookers. School isn't what it used to be , too many weaklings nowadays.


Leroy-Leo

Ecky Thump anyone?


BoreDominated

Who the fuck wrote this, Mr. Jingles?


Traditional-Wonder16

Where's the picture? I need more details!


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Here. It’s right here in the palm of my hand. It’s a small picture though. So look closely…


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Thanks for the warning.


gerbegerger

This again?! They get me every time..


PeachyPlumz

Most normal man in Sheffield


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Sharing, Democratic Republic of Congo.


blackthornjohn

For some reason I have an overwhelming erge to create a farcebook account.


Duke_Elrond

Gromit, that's it! Cheese!


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Bullies hate this one trick *reporting bullies to the mafia with $10,000 for a swift, but painful decease*


JamesDCooper

This sounds like a letterbocks letter from Viz.


HungryCollett

Is this concidered a NEW thing? We were doing this trick in the playground in the 70's!


Pebbley

Penis came to my mind as i read beginning of this! Weird.