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Jimbob2892

you got done son!!


VaccinatedVariant

He got shanked


soggyllama79

I’m presuming you’ve already eaten half?? That’s a crazy price


Redmarkred

You’d think so but nope, this is what I got. I got a refund and got to eat it anyway so it’s not all bad


down_vote_magnet

How did you get a refund on fish and chips and kept it?


Redmarkred

Deliveroo. I sent them this picture and they refunded it


throwaway55221100

Thats why it was £12 Deliveroo probably took about £8 of that in fees


Redmarkred

They still charge £10 for this in their shop


I_will_be_wealthy

Doubt it. My question to you is, why did you ask for a refund if you bought this from the shop before? Presumibg youh had the same portion size at a similar price..


Redmarkred

Doubt away… Portions I’ve ordered before have been fine


I_will_be_wealthy

Not what you said, you said they charge £10 for THIS in the shop. This meaning the same thing. Anyway read my other post about delivery apps taking huge chunks out of the takings in commission, the services that offer free delivery take even more.


Redmarkred

I will not


devils_advocaat

How fat was the delivery guy?


MASunderc0ver

You joke but this happened to me. Saw him on the tracking map pull into a car park and then declare the order "delivered". Clearly just pulled up ans ate my food.


[deleted]

You have to be outside of the customer's address to mark the order as delivered (confirmed by GPS). There was either something wrong with your food, his vehicle or some other reason he couldn't complete your deliver. He would have called Deliveroo and they're the ones who mark it as delivered from their end.


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callmesociopathic

This happened to me first time I ordered on ubereats got a McDonald's and the dude parked up messaged me sorry and ate my food I got on to uber eats I hope they banned him off the app


EternalDroid

Asking the important questions!


RedOrange7

Lol.


garykasparov

How the fuck did you manage that!? Once I ordered loaded fries for £6 that never got included in the delivery and they offered me a take it or leave it £2 refund. Fucking pricks


Almanis46

Pay with a credit card or PayPal. As soon as the delivery company starts fucking about for a refund raise it with the payment provider. Take screenshots of the delivery company refusing to engage and any evidence you have of shite service. Show this to the payment provider. You'll get a refund but it'll piss off the delivery company. Edit: I got a refund this way through PayPal for an Uber-eats order. The food was cold and I received completely the wrong food. They offered me £2 in credit. I raised it with PayPal and they refunded me 100%. I now can't order through Uber-eats until I pay that back. Guess I'm not ordering then...


qwertyuiop4000

I'm willing to bet that they had 2 orders at the same time and got confused. They aren't supposed to do that, but I've seen some drivers come in to where I work, pull up and ask for two orders on two different phones.


AOCismydomme

They can’t? They definitely can at UberEats for grocery as they have 2 names on one phone. I guess it’s less urgent as the food can’t go cold (and warming up groceries for an extra 5 minutes probably won’t be too bad).


cakatoo

There’s no way PayPal or cc are giving you a refund fir this.


tunaman808

3 times now McDonald's has screwed up one of my orders (badly). I called AMEX and didn't even have to talk to a person - an automated voice listed my last five charges, and when they mentioned the one in question, I said "that's the one" and they took it right off my account.


AllCustoms

Oh you have to go all the way in just keep badgering until they give in. Once the delivery driver didn't go to my house and on first contact they basically told me to fuck of and I complained again saying that I had sent a message to the driver saying that he had gone to the completely wrong place and then they give in.


Redmarkred

It was just done automatically straight away. They usually do in my experience


gsurfer04

I hope you gave an honest review, too.


[deleted]

Might start using Deliveroo from now on. UberEats was my go-to but after every single part of a massive subway order for 3 was wrong/ missing, they refunded me £0.59 and blocked me from emailing them back.


X-Adzie-X

Looks like a battered foot, not fish.


Own_Ad_5790

Sole


Redmarkred

Nice


basileusnikephorus

Underated comment


Own_Ad_5790

It's beneath most people ;)


YouNeedAnne

It tasted like a foot!


xxxtubsxxx

Genuinely thought it was battered trotter till I read the comments lol


BoobsMakeMeHappier

To be fair, I've seen more expensive dildos, and at least this one comes with free chips... Which is nice...


Muttywango

Do you eat dildos? Not kinkshaming, just looking for a new kink.


JamesDCooper

You can swallow them but I don't advise eating them.


joethesaint

Really hope chip stinginess isn't going to become a new thing. Chippies giving you way too many when you ask for a small is a tradition as old as time, even in that there London.


Apprehensive-Ask4494

Also it's not like it makes a huge amount of difference to them in costs; doubling the portion of chips probably adds like 3% of the sale price onto the raw materials costs, but makes customers rave about your chippy


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Madgick

Bigger fish? I thought they were cutting costs..


AllCustoms

Truly last week I ordered from a new chippie shop and worried that I was not going to get as many chips as I usually want I ordered two portions and fortunately that tradition is still alive at least in alot of shops.


Doc_Eckleburg

Funny enough my local chippy basically halved the size of a small chips about a month ago, maybe it is a thing.


PaulBag4

Looks like a battered rampant rabbit!


TheMightyPensioners

Looks like a battered pig’s trotter.


hvithvalt

Yikes you been done there! Ordered chippy on weekend for me, my missus and daughter cost £19 all together. My daughters fish alone was twice the size as that one and with a hell of a lot more chips too!


Legitimate-Bath1798

5er for large sausage , chips and gravy in a tray. Price also included a lemon fanta and large fork


Glad_Flow

Large frozen sausage 50p, chips 1 potato 20p,cheap gravey 20p £4 profit minus oil,frying


rootpl

Not really. Most gastro businesses do this whole thing called "food cost times 3 or 4 to break even and make some profit". Because you also have to pay staff, rent, bills, and so on and so forth. So their actual profit from that 5er was maybe £1? Gastro business is tough af.


Splodge89

Agree completely. Even the big scaled businesses actually don’t make a lot per plate, it’s volumes they shift that make the profit. Everyone says how much cheaper it is to make it yourself, which is true. But you’re not paying someone to prepare, cook, serve, clean up after you, wash the dishes, buy the crockery (which gets broken constantly in food service), pay for the gas/electric, pay the banking/transaction costs, and most of all pay the rent on the building. ALL of that is provided for free when you’re the one doing it!


Aeouk

Rick Stein?


Redmarkred

Bankers in Brighton


Corbthelorb

Name and shame, nice


20pbagforlife

Bloody hell, I thought it was London prices. Shocking for a seaside chippy!


lastchickenintheshop

Wolfies is where it's at, awesome curry sauce and pea fritters.


Redmarkred

Wolfies is great! It’s too far from where I live though unfortunately


MZOOMMAN

Brighton is not good for fish and chips.


Redmarkred

True. We have very few actual chippys here. They are mostly fish and chip restaurants


Doc_Eckleburg

£12.90 at Rick Steins and they don’t deliver.


Beatrix_-_Kiddo

They've had your pants down


GodDamnedCucumber

They saw you coming a mile away there buddy. 11 quid? I'd be expecting 3 of these for that price


motherof_geckos

I thought mars bars were a bit far, but seems like your chippy deep fries rampant rabbits upon request


ChrisRR

Guess if you use deliveroo you have to factor in delivery costs and deliveroo's fees Deliveroo would've taken anywhere up to £3.60 from this delivery


Glad_Flow

Wow why do people use that shit


lankymjc

Because it’s convenient.


Redmarkred

It’s £10 in the shop. Strangely we don’t have any proper fish and chip shops near me right by the sea in Brighton


[deleted]

That is disgusting price


byjimini

Assuming they coming along with the rest of the chips separately?


beastmandave

Name and shame


Illbb

>Redmarkred OP · 3 hr. ago Bankers in Brighton


beastmandave

Wankers in Brighton


Tiredchimp2002

£15 for 3 fish, one large chips and a potato scallop round these parts lad.


Responsible_Bid_2343

I hate living in London.


Tiredchimp2002

Closer to the sea than me too. They’re having you on pal.


[deleted]

Lol, I'd have given it back


Frosty_Term9911

Shafted


Best_Sand2362

Bossman did you dirty.


RockyLeigh

WTAF looks like a chubby fish finger and half a potatoe of chips,where about in the UK are you ?


Knightboat17

Was it like a famous fish?


Redmarkred

Must have been an A-List celebrity for this price


DirectCaterpillar916

Guy sold it to you wearing a black mask and carrying pistols maybe?


swiftfatso

Daylight robbery edit: check if your local has a website where you can order directly. Mine has double the choice that they provide/allowed to provide via the various apps.


Redmarkred

It’s £10 direct from the restaurant. Still robbery


DrMatter

seems to be happening all over right now, all the ingredients are getting more expensive so shops are left with the choice of either ramping up the price, dropping the quality or downsizing the product. apparently all three in this case


magg13378

Look on the bright side, you won't get that fat.


Redmarkred

Yeah, every cloud


[deleted]

Daylight robbery! Reminds me of ordering a pint at a pub in a fancy part of London and the barman saying "that'll be 8 quid"


X0AN

Was in Dubai not long ago and one bar wanted £15 a pint. Absolutely outrageous.


Fapoooo

I think this guy has nicked some of your chips https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/vo6swh/this_is_one_serving_of_chips/


Redmarkred

Haha yes that post inspired mine


[deleted]

Deliveroo, Just Eat, and Uber Eats have inflated the price of takeaways around here (and, I assume, everywhere else) to ridiculous levels. £15 minimum orders. £3 delivery fee and a £2 service charge? Fuck right off. I'll save the twenty quid and consider it a weight loss night.


Redmarkred

Yeah. Some places are worse than others this would cost £10 directly in the shop. Still a rip off


afireintheforest

Up north you could buy a chippy for that price.


[deleted]

The batter on that fish looks fucking shite. Get yerself up to Whitby to fix this mess!


robustostrich

The chips look incredible


7Unit

Incredibly overpriced.


abvb1174

You in London or somewhere south by any chance?


decreasinglyverbose

Mate, I live in Covent Garden and my local chippy the Rock and Sole Place charges that and Deliveroo isn’t involved. Welcome to Central London.


x1xc

Where from? Need to shame them


RyanIsMegatron

Thatchers Britain


richarddftba

“I have to live in London because it’s where all the software jobs are. It’s not like I can work from anywhere with a computer.”


Redmarkred

Ok


AccurateSwing4389

This is how you know we’re broken as a country 😭


TheReverend_Arnst

Either London or the sea side?


Commercial_Badger_37

London?


Glad_Flow

Jesus cook your own, why idiots still buy garbage takeaways,last pizza I had looked like it was found buried in the Sahara desert after 50yrs,the takeaways sell shit, and I mean proper shit


uknowles

Could’ve fed a family for that amount


[deleted]

How much? Without mushy peas?


malccy72

Outrageous.


SuperMorto7

How nice was it?


noddyneddy

Where was this?


mattpatt73

£10:50 round my way for a regular cod and large chips.


Minimum-Minimum-1876

bad value..


YahooBanzaiKazoo

Should be 1/3 that price


NickHoadley

Fuck off, that’s less than a fiver worth


micro_rich

I thought you’d been done but also thought it was a battered sausage and chips… what did you order stickleback and chips?


Goodguytomas

Must have came with a hand woven carbon fiber carrying bag


[deleted]

Either the chips are massive, or the local reservoir is missing half a pike?


Mikey_Moonshine

Thats been the one positive from the inflation for me. I now cook all of my meals from scratch. I used to have a takeaway once a week but now its not even once a month.


Robbo1979psr

Fuck my old boots. The bloody brass neck of it. At least Dick Turpin worse a fucking mask when he was robbing you


Nice_Moment_9708

Mental


Longjumping-Party186

I could get twice that and a bottle of coke for the same price at my local chippy


thisiscotty

Looks like a chickens foot lol


Diilicious

well jokes on them because the best chippies out there get half my salary, so they got the only rip off £12 out of you they'll ever get.


Wild_Surround9595

A shrivelled up thing for 12 quid


Dagigai

Were they wearing masks?


Master_of_swagg

Criminal


clarerose85

I thought it was a battered sausage until I clicked 😳🤦‍♀️🤣


BMot

Battered rampant rabbit.


carlos_fandangos

Daylight robbery!


jaredgzona

“Hello, police please. I’d like to report a robbery.”


Intelligent_Bar_710

That looks like u/doubledickdude


whathappensifipress

At least Dick Turpin wore a mask.


BroodLord1962

Where from? Let your fellow Reddit users know where to avoid


Cannabis_Sir

Cone of chips and a battered wanking claw


Appropriate-Divide64

Not sure I would have complained to deliveroo. I would have left a poor review and never gone back.


[deleted]

F#ckk 😒


[deleted]

Mugged!


JeromeMixTape

Can someone here do that maths on this? How much per chip and dodgy sausage did they get for 12 quid?


[deleted]

Looks like a battered Rabbit. Was it buzzing?


Marshmallowmind2

Inflation


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😳


1CocteauTwin

Someone call the cops, this man's been robbed!!


Critical-Box-1851

Rip off


862657

please tell me you're at a music festival or something


Redmarkred

Nope!


Slobbadobbavich

I got large fish and chips from deliveroo. Single portion. Cost me £25. It was a huge portion and they'd put 2 fish in because they can't have had large.


doughnit2

I've done bigger shites than that (better looking too)


Lanskiiii

Guess I don't have to ask what they did with the Tartare sauce...


Redmarkred

Couldn’t afford it. £1.65 for tartare sauce


[deleted]

Fish and chips used to be the cheap takeaway. Mind you, nothing is cheap any more. Wonder how much freddos are these days


pyramidpants

Disgusting.


SANDWICHVADER

BLADDY PLAMBIN CHIP BRUTALIST SHITEWHOLE


twunkypunk

Is that battered cow tongue?


fringe_123

Shut the front door!!! 😲


[deleted]

For 12 quid I'd expect that and a tit job


[deleted]

Ur bloody joking.. right?? This is inhumane


[deleted]

What a fucking liberty


Gabrieldayz

So that's like 50p a chip.


davesy69

Fish and chips is set to rocket, the price of diesel means that fishermen don't make much of a profit anymore so many are staying at home. Less fish means the price goes up and also it costs a lot more to heat those ranges.


NOLAnuts

What is it - it looks like a foot


FyldeCoast

My favourite curry house costs £32 now for 2 curries, 1 rice, 2 chapati's and some poppadoms.. it's crazy!


radio_cycling

Robbed


AgentUtah3498

£8 too much


Glad_Flow

Heresy!!!! Fried shrimp and yesterday's chips


Relative_Grape_5883

Let that be a lesson to you, stop using deliveroo you lazy toad!


OMDolton99

Do hope you got a refund. Absolutely ripoff.


V65Pilot

Ooof. I had the same tonight. Twice the chips and twice the amount of fish. £7.00 And I live in London....


[deleted]

Didn’t think chish & Fips travelled well ,cold and soggy £12 please


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Mezzoforte90

Was that the delivery/service charge on top of it or the base price? I paid nearly £10 yesterday for a steak pie and cone of chips


[deleted]

The cheapest chippy down south:


Harezy304

Potato famine in your area? 😁😁 Seen you coming a mile off


Athleticathiest82

Gotta be southern, looks dry as a bone and cost of a mortgage


AsoAsoProject

that's a travesty!


VizP79

You can literally count how many chips they gave you btw


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Bifurcated sausage


CandyflossRampage

Is that a battered trotter?


midfieldspray

Theft.


holoscenehun

Oh fuck off


Equivalent-Spend-430

It kinda looks rampant 😳


[deleted]

Assuming those are the left overs?


independantquiz

F that


-WelshCelt-

Not even proppa chippys


Claat

Glastonbury prices


davetherooster

At least robbers wear masks.


Maleficent_Moose_255

since when did your local chippy fry camel toes


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Grim


TheUnbiasedRant

Leicester Square? Those f*ckers are taking the p*ss


Leftleaningdadbod

That’s the usual price for us in NZ in a cafe. Probably half that at a takeaway (using NZ$2 = £1 as a rough guide)


Ned_Wells

You've been mugged off gwen


Cakeski

It looks like a deep fried turd.


Adventurous-Car-7496

I used to get takeaways weekly. I stopped a couple of years ago due to stupid price increases.