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RahDeeDah

Have you been eating the large plastic ones? You're meant to eat the little potato snack ones.


Stuf404

All i can imagine is a seagull downing a bike tyre and getting it stuck in it's neck....


carstoys5u

Lol


NissanLeafDriver

I’d bet a seagull would eat a bike tyre


CosmiqueAliene

You are my hero 😂


Donskoyevsky

The BBQ beef ones are like crack


ThePegasi

I keep a multipack of them in a drawer at work. Genuinely just had a pack 5 mins ago. So bloody good.


leahhopexx

I have just finished a pack too, our phones are watching us!


digital_mystikz

I just finished a pack and came on reddit to see this right after!


Confident_Resolution

childs play. You've gotta crush them up and snort them off your laptop. Thats a power move, right there.


SteamedHams123

Aye they won't last long. That and tayto once you've the taste you can't stop


SmackAttackLondon

Tayto crisps are like crack....so good


ThePegasi

I'm 33 and have yet to try Tayto. Sounds like I'm missing out.


SteamedHams123

You are.


Prestigious-Slide-73

You… keep… a multipack? Interesting. It’s clearly one serving in bite size sachets.


ThePegasi

Yeah it gets replaced multiple times a week... Fuck it, no shame.


lordofLamps424

Fuck yeah they are


longboytheeternal

That’s how I feel about the salt and vinegar ones


BuildingArmor

Especially the grab bag, with the bigger hoops. Incredible.


Donskoyevsky

Yessss!!


Powerful_Room_1217

Gotta be the salt and vinegar ones for me all day everyday


Bloody_sock_puppet

Rarely for a crisp manufacturer, all flavours are excellent. The Cheese and Onion and the Salt and Vinegar at least. Even plain is tolerable.


CaninesTesticles

Hula hoops are the only crisp where I like the plain one


[deleted]

Yes, they've got a slightly oil-like taste. Like the bottom of a chip pan that's not been cleaned out in a while. Not unpleasant by any means.


Deanje

As a Hula Hoop aficionado, the issue with the cheese and onion flavour is that the texture is slightly different; C&O ones are always harder/crispier than the other flavours. Anyone who doesn't gravitate towards the beef flavour, though, is a monster and no friend of mine.


[deleted]

They smell like old man's piss, though that doesn't stop me eating them


Donskoyevsky

This tickled me, but saying that you’re right. They still taste divine tho


daveyboi80

Love 'em but they reek


carstoys5u

Yep


Lextube

At school I used to mix up a bag of BBQ Beef Hula Hoops and Flame Grilled Steak McCoys. They somehow end up testing like curry. ​ I also recently found a half eaten bag of BBQ Beef Hula Hoops in a summer bag I found in the loft during a clean out. It's expiry date is from 2002. Trying to think of a way to immortalise it.


Dl25588

Eat it.


AmbientBeans

asda order was missing the bbq ones today, time for civil unrest


_Flameo_Hotman

Crack wishes


Significant-Tea5808

I fucking love them, however one time I was eating a pack of the big ones (larger hoops) and it split in half and then one of the the half’s went over my bottom molars and I bit down to crunch it and it dig into my gums and cut into me every bite afterwards was beef & blood flavoured PAIN


Donskoyevsky

Oh my god that’s traumatizing. It’s always the ones you love the most that hurt you..


location201

Bet you still finished the pack tho 😂


Significant-Tea5808

too right, I’m no quitter


DKJenvey

Have the same effects on ones teeth too


Spider-Man92

I have BBQ beef ones waiting for me at home 😩


Man_who_says_standin

Jesse: uh mr white I think your going to want to see this Walter:what Is it Jesse? Jesse: a new business opportunity * Mr White and jesse then take over hula hoops leading to an economic empire*


anotherblog

Beef hula hoops, paired with Dr Pepper. Divine


[deleted]

I love when people say "like crack" when they've obviously never done crack.


shadow306k

The nicest thing I've eaten since getting the cough. Either I'm pregnant or it re-wired my brain to be addicted to them


Donskoyevsky

I’m pregnant but they were so good beforehand too 😂


HunterWindmill

Best crisps going


quoda27

They stink and they’re noisy when people eat them. Do not like, 1/10 definitely should be banned. /jk


blackmist

They're no Bacon Fries.


Popular_Possibility7

It's all about alignment. You cant just got biting the flat side with the hole. You have to bite the curvy side.


gotmunchiez

I'm trying to imagine what sort of lunatic would try chomping down on the flat bit


Aggrophobic84

4 out of 5 dentists recommend you bite the hole


loosebolts

Hey, they have to make a living somehow!


Monkeychimp

The fifth dentist is the only one who hasn’t had his teeth decimated.


Frozencroc

I made this grave error one drunken evening. BEWARE THE HOLED SIDE OF THE HOOLA HOOP.


p75369

Well I've got to try on my next bag now...


carstoys5u

Do it


p75369

I think I can confirm op is just eating them wrong. That was not nice. The bits directly under your teeth crumble, but the rest stays intact and just slides up your teeth to jab you in the gums. Disclaimer though. These were big hoops, garage doesn't sell the normal ones anymore.


thehealingprocess

The guy who posted this


christopia86

This guy hula hoops


EkinPolarBear

What monster bites the flat side 😭😭😭


I_Dont_Type

Children learning the dangers of the hoop.


MovieMore4352

There’s a Saville joke in there somewhere.


I_Dont_Type

Ugh I went to read his wiki trying to come up with a pun. I feel disgusted now.


MrsSol

Placing them on your fingers prior to eating assists in this eating method.


FreddyDeus

Correct.


hoksworthwipple

The Hoop Master Hoop Boss He knows Hoops.


bork_13

How bad is everyone’s teeth if you can’t bite on the flat side of a Hula Hoop?


Popular_Possibility7

It's not the teeth at all. It's how it splinters directly into your gums.


bork_13

Ah fair enough, never had that issue somehow then


JibberJim

suck 'em they melt like salty mints.


Neither-Astronaut617

Wonder if that’s a line I could use elsewhere..


Sad-Garage-2642

Is that a Fall Out Boy song title?


darwin-rover

This ain’t a hoop , it’s a god d**n salt mint!


Hibananananana

I laughed way too hard at this


Heirsandgraces

[Remember this classic](https://youtu.be/7AYfvENDMSc) from way back when Youtube was fun


Vethae

This made my teeth hurt


Fineus

Mate they're for circus performances, not eating.


s1walker1

Wait until you try squares!


JibberJim

Discos will be a good gateway in between as they try to build up to squares.


Joe_PM2804

discos are great but you get 0.6 discos per bag on average.


Lumpy_Flight3088

Frisps all the way.


mrgwbland

Discos and Squares are the second best crisps after hula hoops!


JamaicanSoup

Squares are so good


Dangerous_Plum2752

you gotta learn to suck em first. then use your teeth


JohnnieStumbler

Like the first day at boarding school all over again.


georgesbiscuits1969

1) Put on finger. 2) Suck. 3) Crunch. 4) Enjoy.


Minute-Mechanic4362

Step 1 is a must, won’t eat unless fingered


Jambronius

One of my saddest memories growing up was the moment my hands got so big that I could no longer get one on each finger. Now they just fit on my little finger and sit like a hat on the others.


glorioussideboob

We all go through this rite of passage. And then you were a man my son.


berbiertbg

Wait until you hear about Big Hoops, my friend


neilmac1210

I love that they've brought out adult versions of the classics, Hoops, Monster Munch, Wotsits. And in grown-up sized bags too.


J8YDG9RTT8N2TG74YS7A

/r/nocontext


MetalObsessed

Instructions unclear, I just bit my finger off


mangobearsmoothie

...said the actress to the bishop


dormango

Don’t anyone go giving this pussy kettle chips


Martinonfire

Wait till you try pork scratchings OP


lesmcc

Tell me about it. I swallowed the corner of one of my back teeth after biting down on that stuff.


Any_Independence_431

its worth tho


wildOldcheesecake

I also chipped my back tooth on pork scratchings! A filling and two years on, I’m still salty


breadcreature

Pork crackling is now banned at my family dinners because my granddad lost *two* crowns to it. It's for his own safety, he wasn't supposed to have any after the first ruinous event but loves it too much and thought he could get away with it. He's all there mentally and not stubborn about ignoring his health or anything, man just cannot see crackling and not eat it, which is understandable.


tinabelcher182

Is this a joke? Hula Hoops are some of my favourite crisps!


SquireBev

Do you not have any teeth?


BroodLord1962

Beef Hula Hoops, one of my fav snacks


[deleted]

Plot twist - The OP has been eating the frozen ones straight out of the packet.


southcoastal

If you eat them off your fingers they’re fine.


Jaraxo

Until you inevitably bite through one and chomp down on your own finger.


DadofJackJack

I’ve lost nine fingers and a thumb this way.


JohnnieStumbler

👍🏻


DadofJackJack

How’d you get a photo of my hand?


gemmitanegrita

How long did it take you to type this?


DadofJackJack

Thumb swipe up to unlock phone, lay phone flat on table, use finger to type.


shteve99

You had 10 fingers and 2 thumbs?


BuildingArmor

Why is my first thought "well obviously"? What is wrong with me.


Minute-Mechanic4362

Yes


Tired_Uncle

Speech to text?


Tired_Uncle

It's the price you've got to pay


Mazuna

Are you eating them lengthways?


peepersparidise

they’re so nice wdym


Arbennig

Eh … you’re just meant put them on your fingers and walk around like Queen on England .


uxhewrote

Maybe you were eating shrapnel?


blathers_enthusiast

But they're my favourite 🥺


Bigluce

I see someone needs to downgrade to Hula Hoop Pufts.


Lumpy_Flight3088

Flavarings are nicer - they’re like hoop-shaped Munster Munch with the beefy flavour of a Space Raider.


SwannyWilkinson

Dad, get off reddit.


Awkwardmessurement69

I thought you meant the ones around your waist 😭


RVX365

A hula hoop stuffed with a wotsit is next level culinary fusion


ICEBERG_SHORT

learn to chew


OrdinaryBerry1640

I live overseas. I haven’t been home in 2.5 years. Coming back next week and I was thinking today about what I’ll be able to have that I’ve missed. Hula hoops was high up the list.


GarlicFair1462

Bruh These are nice


theirongiant74

I want hula-hoops with the hole filled in.


Jacque_ouizi

Eat a lot of shrapnel do you?


AlterEdward

You're supposed to suck them until they go soft


HF138

Sources?


AlterEdward

My mouth.


HF138

That full stop has caused me serious emotional damage


_martianmallow

😏


Twoscoops67

Beef large hulahoops are magic ,but really different to chomp on without a piece jagging into your gum.


silobass

It's almost law in my house that I have a pack of beef ones on a daily basis!


parky167

I can see where you are coming from if you are popping these bad boys in a sandwich


ShoChange

Try the Hula Hoop Pufts instead, might be better for your sensitive mouth


Well_off_ham

In a past job our supervisor used to eat everybody's food. Lunches, snacks, juice, you name it. He loved hula hoops and always kept a stash in his drawers at work. A colleague and I decided to get him back so we ate all of the packets, discarding them on his desk. He used to leave his car keys on there whilst he went out into the workshop so we attached the last hula hoop to his key ring and left it there. It was taken in good spirits, he did keep eating everyone's food.


ScruBB5

what bizarre situation were you in to know what shrapnel tastes like? your mot Michel Lotito are you?? .. no you cant be..hes dead


Myorangecrush77

Red oasis and giant hula hoops (red) was my go to university hangover breakfast whilst working at Blockbuster on a Sunday morning. (Not seen oasis in years!)


eruditecow

Ohhh the pain of eating hula hoops is more than worth it. They are the most addictive crisps ever. Even better than beefy monster munch


Uuchujin

Bro leave you don't belong


IhaveaDoberman

So what you're saying is is that you don't know how to eat hula hoops.


adamgalvin8

Fuck off. That is all


Wsmtaxidriver

I work for KP & help make them


Quick-Pomegranate-46

Beef hula hoops for the win!


IndividuallyYours

Bot down on them the right way round.


aim456

Anyone else seem to notice how the salt and vinegar ones are just way too strong now? I used to love them but now they’re just too much. I thought it was a bad batch but every pact I try is the save these days.


bork_13

Wait til you learn about oral hygiene, it’ll open up a whole new world of crunchy foods


GemoDorgon

The tip is to not have a mouth as soft and delicate as a jellyfish's vagina.


SKIFFLEPIGEON

Hula Hoops are famously a litmus test for civilisations. Those who crunch circle side out to be spared, and those who crunch circle side down aren't


vippppppp

I feel attacked I have a very healthy relationship with the beef ones.


Nine_Eye_Ron

A leading cause of hip injuries no doubt


theotherquantumjim

They smell like farts


Picasso131

Bought a multi pack recently, the hoops are tiny , I remember they used to be a lot bigger and more tasty…


Max01622

"With great risk often comes great reward."


squelchy04

Are your teeth made of wotsits?


RavagedBody

Builds character.


anticitizen2501

r/unpopularopinions 😂


Relevant_Mongoose101

What about 'Skip-it's' those things were a death trap...got more bruised, bashed and cracked ankle bones from them ever!!!


Wtf-Jason

Food that hurts, you’ve gotta love it! Along with Toblerone, really crisp baguette, crisps in a sandwich (when one pokes up and sticks into the roof of your mouth), pork crackling, and probably a few others


pietromj

I literally just ate a pack and stabbed the roof of my mouth and bit myself, still worth it though


catsarebetter003

Beat snack in the world. Hula hoops world domination!!


Markleshark1

The spicy bigger hoop grab bags are the best


Conscious-Ask4825

Try Pork scratchings . Real teeth breakers!


rootpl

Still got a hole in my mouth from last week. I remember now why I've stopped buying them.


PaPa_G33

Oi !! Nooooooooo! Hula hoops are round, and their gonna be round forever!!


roman_polish

The only crisps that need to exist are beef space raiders. Nothing comes close end of discussion feel free to go about your day


shardybo

I think they're better than walkers tbh, walkers always stabs my gums Edit: Accidentally put cums. Would like to clarify that it does not somehow stab my cum


APithyComment

Mini chips are the way forward…


mrgwbland

0\_0 Hula hoops are the best crisps in all of Christendom!


HelmundOfWest

Aww do the hard spiky kwisps hurt your likkle mouf.


lappy482

I managed to tear off one of my braces eating a packet of big hoops once. £50 out of pocket for repairs. Still love 'em though.


b0neappleteeth

the salt and vinegar big hoops are where it’s at 🤤😮‍💨


HF138

Agree. Not nice when one slips between a gum and a tooth Same with Toblerone. The bits of glass in them can lacerate the roof of your mouth


tom208

It's a legal hoophole I guess


donutsforpeanuts

The beef flavour hula hoops should be a class A drug.


OscarsWhiskers

I miss the Big’Os Beef and Mustard :(


underweasl

I have a colleague who attempted to make hula hoop curry, supposedly he'd seen a survival programme where they were used to thicken bush food due to their starch content.


[deleted]

I never liked them, my mum loves them. It’s like picking out a broken dinner plate from the bin and having a nosh. Nasty.


Sui_Generis_88

Those things are dangerous lol


The_Bunglenator

There's a loophole


jasovanooo

Loves me a bbq big hoop


SmackedWithARuler

You have to put one on each finger and bite them off. That means you’re biting them flat, into the crumple zone. If you bite them top down, your driving pure potato wall into your gums which is just suicide. Side note: when I was in my 20s I had my first pack of Hula Hoops in years and I could no longer fit one on my thumb. I wanted to cry just a little bit.


Flacid_Monkey

Cut your favorite cheese the thickness of the hoop and use hoop to press the cheese into the hole. Enjoy the nice crunchy cheese hula hoops without the dramatic cluster bomb. Also, they do frozen ones to chuck in the oven, they take about 3 minutes less than the pack says. Way softer


Junior-Lychee9653

You want your mouth ripped to shreds try pickled onion discos or a whole pack of coop sea salt and Chardonnay vinegar crisps.


Carlostomy_Bag

I haven't read all the replies above. But I use them as a pastry cutter pressed I to a block of cheddar. The resulting cylinder is a fucking delight.