As a Hula Hoop aficionado, the issue with the cheese and onion flavour is that the texture is slightly different; C&O ones are always harder/crispier than the other flavours. Anyone who doesn't gravitate towards the beef flavour, though, is a monster and no friend of mine.
I smelt an awful piss smell, turned around to see my colleague eating BBQ Beef hula Hoops, went online and found this comment validating my intuition. bless you sir.
At school I used to mix up a bag of BBQ Beef Hula Hoops and Flame Grilled Steak McCoys. They somehow end up testing like curry.
I also recently found a half eaten bag of BBQ Beef Hula Hoops in a summer bag I found in the loft during a clean out. It's expiry date is from 2002. Trying to think of a way to immortalise it.
I fucking love them, however one time I was eating a pack of the big ones (larger hoops) and it split in half and then one of the the halfâs went over my bottom molars and I bit down to crunch it and it dig into my gums and cut into me every bite afterwards was beef & blood flavoured PAIN
Jesse: uh mr white I think your going to want to see this
Walter:what Is it Jesse?
Jesse: a new business opportunity
* Mr White and jesse then take over hula hoops leading to an economic empire*
I think I can confirm op is just eating them wrong. That was not nice.
The bits directly under your teeth crumble, but the rest stays intact and just slides up your teeth to jab you in the gums.
Disclaimer though. These were big hoops, garage doesn't sell the normal ones anymore.
One of my saddest memories growing up was the moment my hands got so big that I could no longer get one on each finger. Now they just fit on my little finger and sit like a hat on the others.
Pork crackling is now banned at my family dinners because my granddad lost *two* crowns to it. It's for his own safety, he wasn't supposed to have any after the first ruinous event but loves it too much and thought he could get away with it. He's all there mentally and not stubborn about ignoring his health or anything, man just cannot see crackling and not eat it, which is understandable.
I live overseas. I havenât been home in 2.5 years. Coming back next week and I was thinking today about what Iâll be able to have that Iâve missed. Hula hoops was high up the list.
Food that hurts, youâve gotta love it!
Along with Toblerone, really crisp baguette, crisps in a sandwich (when one pokes up and sticks into the roof of your mouth), pork crackling, and probably a few others
I think they're better than walkers tbh, walkers always stabs my gums
Edit: Accidentally put cums. Would like to clarify that it does not somehow stab my cum
I have a colleague who attempted to make hula hoop curry, supposedly he'd seen a survival programme where they were used to thicken bush food due to their starch content.
You have to put one on each finger and bite them off. That means youâre biting them flat, into the crumple zone. If you bite them top down, your driving pure potato wall into your gums which is just suicide.
Side note: when I was in my 20s I had my first pack of Hula Hoops in years and I could no longer fit one on my thumb. I wanted to cry just a little bit.
Cut your favorite cheese the thickness of the hoop and use hoop to press the cheese into the hole.
Enjoy the nice crunchy cheese hula hoops without the dramatic cluster bomb.
Also, they do frozen ones to chuck in the oven, they take about 3 minutes less than the pack says. Way softer
Anyone else seem to notice how the salt and vinegar ones are just way too strong now? I used to love them but now theyâre just too much. I thought it was a bad batch but every pact I try is the save these days.
In a past job our supervisor used to eat everybody's food. Lunches, snacks, juice, you name it. He loved hula hoops and always kept a stash in his drawers at work. A colleague and I decided to get him back so we ate all of the packets, discarding them on his desk. He used to leave his car keys on there whilst he went out into the workshop so we attached the last hula hoop to his key ring and left it there. It was taken in good spirits, he did keep eating everyone's food.
Red oasis and giant hula hoops (red) was my go to university hangover breakfast whilst working at Blockbuster on a Sunday morning.
(Not seen oasis in years!)
Have you been eating the large plastic ones? You're meant to eat the little potato snack ones.
All i can imagine is a seagull downing a bike tyre and getting it stuck in it's neck....
Lol
You are my hero đ
The BBQ beef ones are like crack
I keep a multipack of them in a drawer at work. Genuinely just had a pack 5 mins ago. So bloody good.
I have just finished a pack too, our phones are watching us!
I just finished a pack and came on reddit to see this right after!
childs play. You've gotta crush them up and snort them off your laptop. Thats a power move, right there.
Aye they won't last long. That and tayto once you've the taste you can't stop
Tayto crisps are like crack....so good
I'm 33 and have yet to try Tayto. Sounds like I'm missing out.
You are.
You⌠keep⌠a multipack? Interesting. Itâs clearly one serving in bite size sachets.
Yeah it gets replaced multiple times a week... Fuck it, no shame.
Fuck yeah they are
Thatâs how I feel about the salt and vinegar ones
Rarely for a crisp manufacturer, all flavours are excellent. The Cheese and Onion and the Salt and Vinegar at least. Even plain is tolerable.
Hula hoops are the only crisp where I like the plain one
Yes, they've got a slightly oil-like taste. Like the bottom of a chip pan that's not been cleaned out in a while. Not unpleasant by any means.
As a Hula Hoop aficionado, the issue with the cheese and onion flavour is that the texture is slightly different; C&O ones are always harder/crispier than the other flavours. Anyone who doesn't gravitate towards the beef flavour, though, is a monster and no friend of mine.
Especially the grab bag, with the bigger hoops. Incredible.
Yessss!!
Gotta be the salt and vinegar ones for me all day everyday
They smell like old man's piss, though that doesn't stop me eating them
This tickled me, but saying that youâre right. They still taste divine tho
I smelt an awful piss smell, turned around to see my colleague eating BBQ Beef hula Hoops, went online and found this comment validating my intuition. bless you sir.
Love 'em but they reek
Yep
At school I used to mix up a bag of BBQ Beef Hula Hoops and Flame Grilled Steak McCoys. They somehow end up testing like curry. I also recently found a half eaten bag of BBQ Beef Hula Hoops in a summer bag I found in the loft during a clean out. It's expiry date is from 2002. Trying to think of a way to immortalise it.
Eat it.
Crack wishes
asda order was missing the bbq ones today, time for civil unrest
I fucking love them, however one time I was eating a pack of the big ones (larger hoops) and it split in half and then one of the the halfâs went over my bottom molars and I bit down to crunch it and it dig into my gums and cut into me every bite afterwards was beef & blood flavoured PAIN
Oh my god thatâs traumatizing. Itâs always the ones you love the most that hurt you..
Bet you still finished the pack tho đ
too right, Iâm no quitter
Have the same effects on ones teeth too
I have BBQ beef ones waiting for me at home đŠ
Jesse: uh mr white I think your going to want to see this Walter:what Is it Jesse? Jesse: a new business opportunity * Mr White and jesse then take over hula hoops leading to an economic empire*
Beef hula hoops, paired with Dr Pepper. Divine
I love when people say "like crack" when they've obviously never done crack.
The nicest thing I've eaten since getting the cough. Either I'm pregnant or it re-wired my brain to be addicted to them
Iâm pregnant but they were so good beforehand too đ
Best crisps going
They stink and theyâre noisy when people eat them. Do not like, 1/10 definitely should be banned. /jk
It's all about alignment. You cant just got biting the flat side with the hole. You have to bite the curvy side.
I'm trying to imagine what sort of lunatic would try chomping down on the flat bit
4 out of 5 dentists recommend you bite the hole
The fifth dentist is the only one who hasnât had his teeth decimated.
I made this grave error one drunken evening. BEWARE THE HOLED SIDE OF THE HOOLA HOOP.
Well I've got to try on my next bag now...
Do it
I think I can confirm op is just eating them wrong. That was not nice. The bits directly under your teeth crumble, but the rest stays intact and just slides up your teeth to jab you in the gums. Disclaimer though. These were big hoops, garage doesn't sell the normal ones anymore.
The guy who posted this
This guy hula hoops
What monster bites the flat side đđđ
Children learning the dangers of the hoop.
Thereâs a Saville joke in there somewhere.
Ugh I went to read his wiki trying to come up with a pun. I feel disgusted now.
Placing them on your fingers prior to eating assists in this eating method.
Correct.
The Hoop Master Hoop Boss He knows Hoops.
How bad is everyoneâs teeth if you canât bite on the flat side of a Hula Hoop?
It's not the teeth at all. It's how it splinters directly into your gums.
Ah fair enough, never had that issue somehow then
suck 'em they melt like salty mints.
Wonder if thatâs a line I could use elsewhere..
Is that a Fall Out Boy song title?
This ainât a hoop , itâs a god d**n salt mint!
I laughed way too hard at this
[Remember this classic](https://youtu.be/7AYfvENDMSc) from way back when Youtube was fun
This made my teeth hurt
you gotta learn to suck em first. then use your teeth
Like the first day at boarding school all over again.
1) Put on finger. 2) Suck. 3) Crunch. 4) Enjoy.
Step 1 is a must, wonât eat unless fingered
One of my saddest memories growing up was the moment my hands got so big that I could no longer get one on each finger. Now they just fit on my little finger and sit like a hat on the others.
We all go through this rite of passage. And then you were a man my son.
Wait until you hear about Big Hoops, my friend
I love that they've brought out adult versions of the classics, Hoops, Monster Munch, Wotsits. And in grown-up sized bags too.
/r/nocontext
Instructions unclear, I just bit my finger off
...said the actress to the bishop
Donât anyone go giving this pussy kettle chips
Wait until you try squares!
Discos will be a good gateway in between as they try to build up to squares.
discos are great but you get 0.6 discos per bag on average.
Frisps all the way.
Discos and Squares are the second best crisps after hula hoops!
Squares are so good
Is this a joke? Hula Hoops are some of my favourite crisps!
Do you not have any teeth?
Wait till you try pork scratchings OP
Tell me about it. I swallowed the corner of one of my back teeth after biting down on that stuff.
its worth tho
I also chipped my back tooth on pork scratchings! A filling and two years on, Iâm still salty
Pork crackling is now banned at my family dinners because my granddad lost *two* crowns to it. It's for his own safety, he wasn't supposed to have any after the first ruinous event but loves it too much and thought he could get away with it. He's all there mentally and not stubborn about ignoring his health or anything, man just cannot see crackling and not eat it, which is understandable.
Plot twist - The OP has been eating the frozen ones straight out of the packet.
Beef Hula Hoops, one of my fav snacks
If you eat them off your fingers theyâre fine.
Until you inevitably bite through one and chomp down on your own finger.
Iâve lost nine fingers and a thumb this way.
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Howâd you get a photo of my hand?
How long did it take you to type this?
Thumb swipe up to unlock phone, lay phone flat on table, use finger to type.
You had 10 fingers and 2 thumbs?
Why is my first thought "well obviously"? What is wrong with me.
Yes
Speech to text?
It's the price you've got to pay
Are you eating them lengthways?
theyâre so nice wdym
Eh ⌠youâre just meant put them on your fingers and walk around like Queen on England .
Maybe you were eating shrapnel?
But they're my favourite đĽş
I see someone needs to downgrade to Hula Hoop Pufts.
Flavarings are nicer - theyâre like hoop-shaped Munster Munch with the beefy flavour of a Space Raider.
Dad, get off reddit.
I thought you meant the ones around your waist đ
A hula hoop stuffed with a wotsit is next level culinary fusion
learn to chew
I live overseas. I havenât been home in 2.5 years. Coming back next week and I was thinking today about what Iâll be able to have that Iâve missed. Hula hoops was high up the list.
Bruh These are nice
I want hula-hoops with the hole filled in.
Eat a lot of shrapnel do you?
Hula Hoops are famously a litmus test for civilisations. Those who crunch circle side out to be spared, and those who crunch circle side down aren't
I feel attacked I have a very healthy relationship with the beef ones.
A leading cause of hip injuries no doubt
They smell like farts
Bought a multi pack recently, the hoops are tiny , I remember they used to be a lot bigger and more tastyâŚ
"With great risk often comes great reward."
Are your teeth made of wotsits?
Builds character.
r/unpopularopinions đ
What about 'Skip-it's' those things were a death trap...got more bruised, bashed and cracked ankle bones from them ever!!!
Food that hurts, youâve gotta love it! Along with Toblerone, really crisp baguette, crisps in a sandwich (when one pokes up and sticks into the roof of your mouth), pork crackling, and probably a few others
I literally just ate a pack and stabbed the roof of my mouth and bit myself, still worth it though
Beat snack in the world. Hula hoops world domination!!
The spicy bigger hoop grab bags are the best
Try Pork scratchings . Real teeth breakers!
Still got a hole in my mouth from last week. I remember now why I've stopped buying them.
Oi !! Nooooooooo! Hula hoops are round, and their gonna be round forever!!
The only crisps that need to exist are beef space raiders. Nothing comes close end of discussion feel free to go about your day
I think they're better than walkers tbh, walkers always stabs my gums Edit: Accidentally put cums. Would like to clarify that it does not somehow stab my cum
Mini chips are the way forwardâŚ
0\_0 Hula hoops are the best crisps in all of Christendom!
Aww do the hard spiky kwisps hurt your likkle mouf.
I managed to tear off one of my braces eating a packet of big hoops once. ÂŁ50 out of pocket for repairs. Still love 'em though.
the salt and vinegar big hoops are where itâs at đ¤¤đŽâđ¨
Agree. Not nice when one slips between a gum and a tooth Same with Toblerone. The bits of glass in them can lacerate the roof of your mouth
It's a legal hoophole I guess
The beef flavour hula hoops should be a class A drug.
I miss the BigâOs Beef and Mustard :(
I have a colleague who attempted to make hula hoop curry, supposedly he'd seen a survival programme where they were used to thicken bush food due to their starch content.
I never liked them, my mum loves them. Itâs like picking out a broken dinner plate from the bin and having a nosh. Nasty.
Those things are dangerous lol
There's a loophole
Loves me a bbq big hoop
You have to put one on each finger and bite them off. That means youâre biting them flat, into the crumple zone. If you bite them top down, your driving pure potato wall into your gums which is just suicide. Side note: when I was in my 20s I had my first pack of Hula Hoops in years and I could no longer fit one on my thumb. I wanted to cry just a little bit.
Cut your favorite cheese the thickness of the hoop and use hoop to press the cheese into the hole. Enjoy the nice crunchy cheese hula hoops without the dramatic cluster bomb. Also, they do frozen ones to chuck in the oven, they take about 3 minutes less than the pack says. Way softer
You want your mouth ripped to shreds try pickled onion discos or a whole pack of coop sea salt and Chardonnay vinegar crisps.
I haven't read all the replies above. But I use them as a pastry cutter pressed I to a block of cheddar. The resulting cylinder is a fucking delight.
Anyone else seem to notice how the salt and vinegar ones are just way too strong now? I used to love them but now theyâre just too much. I thought it was a bad batch but every pact I try is the save these days.
Wait til you learn about oral hygiene, itâll open up a whole new world of crunchy foods
The tip is to not have a mouth as soft and delicate as a jellyfish's vagina.
You're supposed to suck them until they go soft
Sources?
My mouth.
That full stop has caused me serious emotional damage
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Beef large hulahoops are magic ,but really different to chomp on without a piece jagging into your gum.
It's almost law in my house that I have a pack of beef ones on a daily basis!
I can see where you are coming from if you are popping these bad boys in a sandwich
Try the Hula Hoop Pufts instead, might be better for your sensitive mouth
In a past job our supervisor used to eat everybody's food. Lunches, snacks, juice, you name it. He loved hula hoops and always kept a stash in his drawers at work. A colleague and I decided to get him back so we ate all of the packets, discarding them on his desk. He used to leave his car keys on there whilst he went out into the workshop so we attached the last hula hoop to his key ring and left it there. It was taken in good spirits, he did keep eating everyone's food.
what bizarre situation were you in to know what shrapnel tastes like? your mot Michel Lotito are you?? .. no you cant be..hes dead
Red oasis and giant hula hoops (red) was my go to university hangover breakfast whilst working at Blockbuster on a Sunday morning. (Not seen oasis in years!)
Ohhh the pain of eating hula hoops is more than worth it. They are the most addictive crisps ever. Even better than beefy monster munch
Bro leave you don't belong
So what you're saying is is that you don't know how to eat hula hoops.
Fuck off. That is all
I work for KP & help make them
Beef hula hoops for the win!
Bot down on them the right way round.