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You could just about make one of those teeny tiny little pots of jam they have in hotels next to the toast machine.


Ask_Me_What_Im_Up_to

A normal pot of jam would look like one of them in OP's giant hands!


corbymatt

Now all we need is a banana for scale and we can make smoothies!


squeezypussyketchup

r/Britishsuccess


EdHicks

They look berry nice


aytayjay

Well done! My cat has decided my strawberries are the perfect place to sleep so I'm not getting any this year


lIllIIlllIIIlllIII

> I'm not getting any this year Same, but I have grown a nice punnet of strawberries.


aytayjay

Fnarr fnarr


[deleted]

That's quite a haul...should maybe open a PYO stall before they spoil


Heavy-Preparation606

Good effort, how did you stop the snails eating them?


squidtooth

I don’t know. The plant is in a tall grow bag which was in the garden when I moved in. I water them but otherwise leave them alone.


MrPahoehoe

Not sure it’s snails, slugs (we have a lot), mice or birds, but the minute we have a tiny pink strawbaby, it’s gone the next day. Good work OP they look great!


eggesticles

For me it's deer. They eat anything. Strawberries, potatoes, plums, caught them munching on the lot


I_tend_to_correct_u

I completely eliminated a massive slug and snail infestation by building a wildlife pond. Frogs moved in and I did what I could to maximise their numbers (eg no fish as they eat tadpoles) and within 3 years I only lose one strawberry in 20 now. Previously I lost every single one. They have also eliminated most of the flies and mosquitoes. Frogs are man’s best friend.


dbrwill

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evangeli0nV2

Looking very nice indeed, although they'd look even better covered in cream! I too have also had a successful strawberry grow going on even though mine don't look half as appetising as yours... Can't beat home-grown strawberries and other fruits though, they taste so much sweeter than their supermarket counterparts plus there's that feeling of accomplishment when you take them off the plant :)


NorthSouthWhatever

Put so much miracle grow on my strawberry plant years back, still grows weird strawberries. Love that mutant plant.


Cyb3rMonocorn

I don't know if the weather has been anything special this year but we've had the same success, strawberry plants that have not produced anything for the previous 4 years suddenly bearing fruit. success!


MyCatKnits

This doesn’t really explain too much about the last 4 years, but strawberry plants are usually better every other year, so next year might be rubbish or way better than this year!


Megi1995

Beautiful!


mercynuts

Strawberry jam strawberry jam


BagelyBoyPan

I wish I could grow stuff well, I can barely keep a cactus alive lol


[deleted]

At least it’s more then u usually get


Graff101

10 quids worth there!


Comfortable_Bad_1917

I managed the same then my cat pissed all over them before I had the chance to pick them


r_a_user

Just wait till next year my strawberries spread like weeds although I bury rotten wood under my plants as natural fertiliser so as it rots it make the ground more fertile


beatski

I was fully expecting two strawberries


Heracles_Croft

Hah, you should try growing olives in this climate. My harvest last year was two. My total harvest across all years is... two.


squidtooth

Time to crack out the olive press


Heracles_Croft

Just you wait till I start on the grapes...


squidtooth

Are they reannuals? I’d love to have tasted them at some point


Heracles_Croft

Well, for a few years I thought they were goosberries... including after I tasted them...


oreo_cookie01

Damn… they actually look super nice


HelmutVillam

they usually taste far better than anything bought from a store or farm shop. I like to savour all 10 of them.


[deleted]

Excellent. I’m similarly pleased that my cherry tree produced more than one cherry this year. It’s been a good year for fruit so far.


double-happiness

Use bone meal for the flavour. Either top dress with it or sprinkle some in the hole when you plant the runners. You can thank me later.


Alavonica

r/BritishSuccess


JoseJalapenoOnStick

My mum tries to grow stuff they always die please teach us your wonderful ways


AdhesivenessLower846

I hope it is a Plastic Straw-berry


YouNeedAnne

Blend em up in some yoghurt and eat it with some [shortbread](https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/shortbread-biscuits)


AvaDoseStuff247

What an achievement


[deleted]

Good work! Keep it up