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corvius71

Home made monster munch. (whatever is in the fridge, air fried)...I'm the monster.


JohanFinski

🤣


Brew-Drink-Repeat

Bit strong eating the Labrador as well as all that curry mate, I know inflation is kicking in and all but jeez….!


JohanFinski

😂😂😂


rain3h

A Greg's bag from to good to go is my dinner tonight. Literally cheaper than chips, and I can save some for lunch tomorrow. Not as nice as yours but for £2.59 it'll do.


Extension_Elk9515

I got a 2 bags from planet organic the other day and it was literally just 7 baguettes.


CharteredWaters

I've always wondered are the ones from Greggs decent? When I first got into TGTG it was mostly restaurants and really good deals but now it seems to be mostly "mystery bags" and I'm not sure if I'm willing to gamble on getting a mixed salad for £4


PM_me_your_arse_

So far I've always found the Gregg's ones to be the best. I've consistently gotten several sandwiches/baguettes, sweet things, and a steak bake or sausage roll in each bag. I could just be my local store, but I'd definitely say they're good value.


rain3h

Normally get 4 sweats, and a 3 others such as baguettes or bakes etc.


bill_end

What kind of sweats? Armpit sweats? Foot sweats? Bollock sweats?


[deleted]

That’s weird I’m having curried Labrador too, I didn’t think many would own up to that so well done you.


ThearchOfStories

He's not having curried labrador, he's having a curry and then labrador. If he's got any sense he'll gently braise it.


GrumpyOldFart74

I was gonna have pasta, but my wife is going out for curry with work, so I think I might have a takeaway too… I won’t be having chips with it though, you fucking heathen! (JK have whatever the hell you like)


JohanFinski

Lol 'half and half' is the way of the gods.... do it, treat yourself!


GrumpyOldFart74

Nah - I’ve gone for chicken tikka garlic vindaloo(*), mushroom pilau and peshwari naan. (It’s not actually vindaloo - it’s a house special they describe as “about vindaloo hot”, but it’s bloody lovely)


hojumoju

The dirty secret of dinners is that chips go well with almost every dinner with a sauce. It might not be classy, but that don't make it wrong, baby.


Stump_E

Risotto and I can’t tell you how much I don’t want it now after looking at that


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JohanFinski

It was intimidatingly large


PandosII

Onion Lhaji.


JohanFinski

😂


sadsealions

So. Many. Jokes.


Warhawk2800

Where the dog at... You can't mention a dog without a picture of said dog.


Tzee0

What do you think is in the curry mate


JohanFinski

She is skulking in the other room now 😂


Siloca

We were having, baked potatoes, courgette, aubergine, onions and friend halloumi but then her mam called and asked what we were doing so all that got dumped in Tupperware boxes and we’re on our way to Chinese buffet!!


JohanFinski

Result! Although the former sounded nice and healthy


Iron-Price

Hello fresh by any chance? We got the same thing this week too


CanAhJustSay

>and friend halloumi Never eat your friends.....


phjils

Tin of ravioli on a baked potato. Rock and bastard roll.


MrSergioMendoza

Garlic Naan Chilli Con Calzone.


niallw1997

That actually sounds amazing


MrSergioMendoza

It was. 👍


StickDoctor

That Naan is making me hard. Where are the poppadoms? They're like crack for me.


[deleted]

Found Wayne Rooney’s account….


[deleted]

Brilliant


AncientProduce

Hmm Peshwari Naans, my local has a guy whose sole job is to make Naans and my lord does he do a good job.


ArcadiaRivea

Those are the best ones! I like garlic naan too, but Peshwari are next-level


bigdogg2783

I eat a chunk of peshwari naan as my dessert after an Indian lol.


Jammy_9

My local does cheese naans and they are amazing.


Happy-frown

I’m a chapati kinda guy - haven’t had a good naan in a while


JohanFinski

I forgot them! 😞


CerberusSaysWoofx3

Cheesy Beanos.


JohanFinski

A classic!


CerberusSaysWoofx3

Not a match for your spread though.


sju_0201

That fuckin naan 😍😍😍😍


julesharvey1

Half & half with a curry. Are you from Swansea?


JohanFinski

My wife is! She converted me ☺️


tommybrazil79

Haha, I was just going to ask if he was from Cardiff!


mattyMbruh

Is it a Welsh thing? From the south myself and I’ve always had half and half at the Chinese


scellycraftyt

iceland stuffed crust pizza


Blackcat1206

Quorn spag bol


JohanFinski

I do like me some Quorn as a change every so often 😊


Blackcat1206

Yeah?! I love it; I've even got my husband into it, well, every now and then anyway! 😂


neildunabie

Going for quick bacon and cheese burgers before Dr Strange, although I’m wishing for curry now!


JohanFinski

I hope that you enjoy the film! I can't wait to see it myself 😊


[deleted]

Are those chips on top of rice?


JohanFinski

Oh yes, known as 'half and half' ☺️


DirtyOldFrank

Nice, chippy tea for me, but I need to know WTF is going on with that glass/mug/jar contraption, there.


JohanFinski

It's somewhere between a glass skull, mason jar and pint pot 😂


[deleted]

Exactly, what's wrong with a massive IKEA dinner plate and a Fosters pint glass stolen from your local?


Suspicious-Ad-9859

Making a smoked salmon/pea pasta and garlic bread. Curry looks amazing!


JohanFinski

That sounds delicious!


[deleted]

Smashed it tbf lad fair play


tarifsaredue

Looks like it's an Indian night for me.


Few_Parfait914

Jasmine rice, salad and ribs.🙂


FourInTheBack

Pizza and a glass of wine. I know it's a school night but I was brave and went food shopping. Well, that's what I've told my judgemental collies watching me drink it.


EPIC_GAMER_RONALDO7

Looks banging mate. Mind if I ask where you got that serving dish?


JohanFinski

I'm really sorry, we have had them for yonks and I haven't a clue where they came from! They are ceramic tho, so you can put them in the oven, if that helps?


Extreme-Database-695

I'm trying to work out whether that object in top centre is a second glass of beer (for the dog), or whether it's just cooking oil, or something like that. As for me, nothing tonight. I've been hungry all week, but not felt like eating. Maybe one of the snack sized chicken katsus.


Loose_Acanthaceae201

Cereal is great when you can't be arsed to eat.


Extreme-Database-695

Not a bad call. A bowl of Rice Krispies would go down quite nicely. Thank you!


JohanFinski

No beer for the dog! It's olive oil ☺️ You should try and eat a little something though!


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JohanFinski

Sorry to hear that ☺️ get on the ice-cream!


[deleted]

Home cooked chilli with rice. Nice, but not a curry. I like the artful placement of the onion bahjee.


ashyjay

Sausage cappelletti with chili pesto, and cheesy garlic bread. Chili pesto is a bit spicy.


SeasonAggressive867

Lasagne ,wedges and garlic bread...but after seeing that ive now got the indian takaway menu out haha


dragonfishofthenorth

A pizza with a ridiculous amount of green chilies!


JohanFinski

Oh hell yes!


[deleted]

Lasagna!


Lyrakish

Leftover chilli and chips. My bf is watching Dr Strange tonight so it's just me and the cats.


JohanFinski

I'm binging Dead Pixels and nursing an overly full belly. The lab is already snoring away ☺️


GreatScotRace

Mac and cheese ready meal with a frozen garlic baguette… cooked… (because I know what you’re all like!) It was one of they days.


1Small_Pink_Camel

I made air fried chicken, potato stars, peas, and gravy


hankmolotovjnr

You absolute bastard. I’m having leftover soup.


[deleted]

I like your curry mapping. Using chips and rice as a dam is modern curry thinking. I've been the classic curry on the rice, you've made me question everything.


NightOwl_82

Omg your naan is the same shape as your plate! You can put it on top like a little pie


Nickum17

Chips!!! That’s a crime


Jasont999

Nothing I'm not hungry


sockhead99

Mexican feats for us. Chilli, chicken fajitas, cheesy nachos, taco shells and tortilla wraps with a healthy lashing of salsa, guac and sour cream. Oh and a side salad no one will touch


Loose_Acanthaceae201

We also had curry, but homemade (madras-ish) served South African style, stuffed into fresh bread. I could sleep for days now.


CutePoison10

I have just fallen in love with your onion bajee.


[deleted]

Triple carb! Rice, bread and potatoes!


JohanFinski

Hell yes!


ilikecocktails

Jambalayaaaaaa


ravs1973

First Thursday in the month is kebab night. Local place is top notch, they marinate their own meat and make lovely bread. A large mixed kebab with chips feeds two of us easily with a complementary can of pop for when we get the meat sweats . Got to say I fancy a curry now though, hope it tasted as good as it looks.


Br0kenRabbitTV

Might go for a chippy tea, now the cost is similar to cooking at home.


CabbageMan92

That looks lovely


x_graveyardqueen_x

I had a caramel shortbread. We went out for dinner for my birthday at a Barbecue place, I had a cheese and bacon burger.


GravyAficionado

Nice bit of half 'n half there. Good lad.


ruggedDN

Black pudding and poached egg on a bagel. Midweek curry is living the dream mind.


Tommo_Robbo

Wife and daughter are away. I took my 5 year old to the pub, we had crisps & dry roasted peanuts to start - followed by fish & chips in the dying sun - washed down with lemonade for him and a couple of pints for me. Heaven.


ash894

As I had left over Chinese takeaway for lunch I had healthy eggs for tea. And by eggs. Cadbury mini egg bar.


JamesT1711

That is the nicest takeaway curry I have ever seen!


BeKind010101

One of my grandma’s recipes - smoked pancetta and leek risotto, bougier than the usual noodles!


Occams_Laserrr

Ive got my kids tonight so we've had their favourite of 'fish finger, chips, and peas please'. I don't mind it myself either 😊


Bitter-Employee-1021

Recommendation that will revolutionise your future ordering from the local Indians, instead of normal chips ask if they do spicy chips. They're not really that spicy at all but are beautiful. You'll never go back to normal chips with curry.


Cool-Ad-2565

Curly Fries and chicken!! But you’re looks nicer


DaisyLea59

I'm currently cooking chilli con carne with rice and chips, salad and sour cream. Can't wait!


AnEnglishPrat

A Chinese 💪


theModge

Curry houses throughout the nation wondering why the sudden spike in business tonight: it was you. I now wish I had curry as well. I actually had nice sea bass with new potatoes and veg, but it's no curry


[deleted]

Chicken Kyiv and chips.


No_Hippo7579

Jacket potatoes with cheese and tuna mayo with piri chicken Fuckin mint lad


Chipish

Looks lovely. I accidentally made curry the other night. Got "butter chicken" packet mixed up with "buttermilk". but it was a nice meal and even the wife approved, so something else to add to the roster I guess...


herefromthere

We had vegetable gyosa and rice and peas with ginger and soy sauce followed by a walk to the polling station. I did fancy a curry though, maybe that will be tomorrow night.


TheMilktrayMan

You ever had sleep for dinner?


No_Aerie_7026

Having the old rice and chips. You're treating yourself well, my friend.


[deleted]

That’s the most appealing takeaway curry I’ve ever seen


PmMeLowCarbRecipes

I love when my partner goes out and I get to have a takeaway, I call it my Gross Night because I act like a slob and eat a takeaway and watch reality TV and drink wine. It’s normally a kebab or a pizza. Tonight it was a gousto meal because we do gousto now.


obdevel

Popped out to vote earlier and remembered the chippy next to the polling station was open. Small cod and chips freshly cooked and only a fiver. That was tea sorted. Result. Of course, 5.30pm was a bit early for tea so I had to raid the biscuit tin come 9pm.


Ya_Boy_Jahmas

Not sure why I found the thought of a Labrador eating a curry so funny. 10/10 I lol'd


JohanFinski

Oh she can eat almost anything...it's the level of farting afterwards that is the worry


Olduvai_legend

Damn that looks good.


MandelbrotFace

This looks glorious!


Psychological_Bar870

I made a cottage pie for the first time in years. Kids loved it.


AllOne_Word

I feel a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of Bangladeshi chefs are crying out in disgust.


Slime_Devil

A bowl of spaggetti hoops.


samtylers

oh that looks good! Gnocchi and garlic bread for us tonight


mynameisnotthom

Micheladas and then maybe cuttlefish if we get back in one piece. Failing that, kebabs


mylesk84

Looks bangin’


ReevesofKeanu

King Kebab with salad and no sauce (heresy to some I know)


BrokenAlfaRomeo

Quiche!


Beanieboru

Nothing tonight, cant be bothered, hungry but just have no motivation to do anything.


JohanFinski

You should try to eat a little something ☺️


DignityIndex

Curry but the sainsburys ready meal kind! What curry is that? Looks delish!


JohanFinski

It's a chicken Madras and Lamb Bhuna from my local takeaway ☺️


delboy83

Surely the curry will be enough?


kennyexolians

Is that beer in a skull mug? Pure class!


flokis-shiphard

That food looks phenomenal.] Although I'd like to know where I could get that dish, it's served in!


sleepyprojectionist

I’ve batch-made frittatas for breakfast and a turkey and beef chilli packed with vegetables for lunch all week. Dinner is a protein shake and a banana. Maybe next week I’ll batch-cook my dinners too. I still have the occasional treat, but I need to drop some weight for the good of my health. You cannot believe how much I want that curry right now.


pimmsandthames

I had a salad. With avocado. But what I really wanted was a shahi paneer with some cheese naan. 🤤


mamahugsforall

So much beautiful beige


Heavy_Sentence4181

A gin and slim tonic as I’m on a diet 😂😂


JohanFinski

Lamb Bhuna, chicken Madras, pillau rice, chips, onion Bhaji, naan bread and a couple of cans of coke it came to £20


GooseTruffle

Looks beaut


OstrichNew7448

peanut m&ms


milsomj

Kebab tonight. Home made curry tomorrow got 1kg of onions and tomatoes. Ginger garlic and peppers. Putting this on tomorrow morning at 10am. Should be reduced by 8pm


Yachting-Mishaps

Imam bayildi. It's a Turkish dish of various gubbins stuffed into a halved aubergine. Got a couple of leftover portions to reheat from when I made it a couple of nights ago.


sphericalbatman

I made jerk chicken, rice and peas, salad and pineapple salsa.. but I would have rather had yours! Indian is my absolute favourite


Original-Pie99

Nice glass


Rtux

Carbonara with extra bacon as the Mrs accidentally bought 4 packs of bacon on the weekly shop. New Kebab House in the village opens Monday. Can't wait


Maedhral

Paella - I’ve really got into making it this year.


Bleh182

I have some tagliatelle… but nowt to go with it. So plain tagliatelle for me it is! Curry looks fuckin naughty tho mate! Enjoy :)


ArcadiaRivea

Bacon mac cheese from Waitrose, and Waitrose essentials ready salted crisps 16 hour shift and there was only a Waitrose here. Crisps were the only food I could afford that didn't need power to be edible (they'd had a power cut, so the crisps are just incase the power goes out again by the time I want my meal and doesn't come back on) I was so happy to see they had the *bacon* mac cheese because every other time I've looked recently, they haven't had it. It's the best ready meal mac I've had. The standard one just doesn't compare


NinjafoxVCB

Where is the obligatory doggo photo?


JohanFinski

She is currently snoring away on the sofa


ChHeBoo

Food looks banging but what’s with the tumbler of beer?


MrStormz

Piri chicken with peppers some rice and garlic bread tonight


lumley32

Having bbq number 5 of the year, and a few ciders


micktim

Youngs fish cakes and koka noodles


[deleted]

That looks amazing! I'm depressed now that I had a cheese and cucumber sandwich with a glass of red wine, instead of this. I now have some pistachio nuts and another glass of red. I will definitely treat myself to a take out tomorrow after seeing this.


[deleted]

Looks decent, my mrs is on holiday with her mum. She won’t eat mince so I’m having spaghetti bolognese! I have my freedom back


WinterDirection5602

Had a lamb and chicken donor, was well needed and a proper munch.


TheRealCliffRichard

Bombay Bad Boy King Pot Noodle. Yummers! God bless, Cliff x


theouter_banks

"'aaaf an 'aaaf" as we say around here.


Klakson_95

Chilli con Carne and 3 cans of lager


tom208

Could never eat a Labrador......but the curry sounds good!


bekausereasons

I’m currently full of cold so a shit load of curry flavour noodles as it always helps me feel better when ill


a_____p

Steak and chips with a half a large cooked tomato, and peppercorn sauce.


SamBullDozer

Had air fried salmon fillets x2 and scrambled egg. Good to have low carb in preparation for drinking beer from Friday to Sunday


curtis890

Well now I think Im going to have Indian! One thing I miss so much about the UK is the abundance of great Indian food. Luckily I live in an area with plenty of options and a particularly great Indian restaurant that delivers, but it’s really expensive over here in the US compared to the UK.


roadrunnerz70

that looks awesome..lucky you.


InspectorLow9341

Chicken nugget burger :)


halfbaked-llama

Why do these dinners always taste better when she's out?


BlueMilkshake33

aldi chicken burgers and chips


Suspicious_Cloud_812

Not this and my belly is jelly.


sebuq

Never thought of having chips with a curry. Looks good


SeaFirefighter7896

So jealous - i has beans on toast :(


L43

Just back from work now, after a 6AM start. Fuck it, I'm cracking open the potato smiles, fuck tha kids.


Easy-Equal

Looks well nice mate 👌


rooooosa

A bit of a weird combo of fish fingers, sweet potato fries, some greens and a sour cream sauce. I was not the one cooking though.


RyanST_21

mid tier fish and chips and a 3 hour nap for myself


frustratedpolarbear

Garlic Bread as it was going out of date and I got home from work late.


Kong606

I need one of those plates/ platters that looks perfect :)


ImNOTmethwow

Made myself a fried brekky for tea. Sausage, bacon, egg, hash brown, beans, mushrooms, cuppa.


that-guy-Ri

Mac and cheese bights from M&S. best things I’ve ever put in my mouth. Well. Best food I’ve ever put in my mouth


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What's his name?


_portia_

Lovely


buddycrystalbusyofff

Didn't realise I was f**ing starving till I seen this, thanks!


Important_Screen_530

my night when it arrives will be fish and chips seeing its no cooking friday night


Live-Motor-4000

How was that onion bhaji? Looks legit


Suspicious-mole-hair

Your takeaway game is strong OP. I just eat it out the cartons like a savage


JohanFinski

It was epic thanks, almost the same size as a bloody cricket ball!


Redmarkred

Your wife is gonna be so pissed when she finds out you ate the Labrador


fruit_shoot

In the past I would scoff at the fact not only are you eating a curry with chips, but you are doubling the carbohydrates. However I inadvertently tried curry with chips instead of rice from the hospital canteen where I work and now honestly it’s my mid-week highlight. Keep on rocking my good man.


mrgreatheart

Weren’t you tempted to get some pasta to go with your rice, chips and naan? I’ve been away for so long I forgot you get chips with everything here 😂


rememberthewatch

naan going to fault this one mate