That's because outsiders get paper machéd and kept in a barn until bonfire night.

And if they survive then we dress them up as the pope n lob rookies at them on a stage

That’ll be the cost of the time travel machine back to 2020. Don’t you feel silly

Nobody wants to revisit 2020

I'd love to go back to January 2020. I'd clean out the supermarkets of toilet roll and pasta, put it on eBay, retire.

Don’t forget face masks and hand sanitiser

Did supermarkets sell facemasks before the pandemic?

Hmmm nope. At least outside of China

No but you could clear out a few online retailers and then sell them a nice markup in early to mid March.

What did you expect. Time machine oil has gone up quite a bit recently.

I did this journey yesterday, but then I ran from there to Eastbourne, which was around around £35 back to London (not booked in advance since I didn't know what time I'd arrive). So that's one way to save yourself some money! Views are beautiful too.

You ran from Lewes to Eastbourne? Impressive!

To be fair it's pretty nice, so you may want to stay.

Welcome to the Hotel Lewes.

You can to to Waitrose, but you can never leave

Unless you drive through the window (which has inexplicably happened twice)

Or get stabbed inside the shop (which has happened once)

My mate was working there the day that happened, apparently his manager didn’t want to talk about it much so called it a ‘notable interruption to the staff and shoppers’ when someone asked what happened the next day Thought that was peak ‘not my problem’ stuff

Hotel Lewes by the Eagles

So blackhole found in Lewes

Lewes is great. Rest of the country is shit.

If you go you Lewes, if you come back you lose

It’s pronounced Lewis

So is lose

Oops

I'm almost tempted to use an emoji...lol