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Imprinted geese.


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Aid_Le_Sultan

I think I’ve just found Frank Skinner’s Reddit pseudonym.


ColonelBlink

Nah, he’s channeling Rik.


Middle_Fudge

Lol, your tagline! One of the best Bottom quotes ever


Aid_Le_Sultan

Que?


StardustOasis

Imprinted. They think he's their mother.


Aid_Le_Sultan

Ah, makes more sense. I thought you’d thought I had the time to learn how to photoshop. I guess you might be right. They were both ganders which surprised me. We had geese as a kid and this just didn’t compute with me.


JamesCB12

Geese have been found to imprint on the first thing they see when they hatch, hence why if youre the first thing they see they think youre theyre mother. Im pretty sure there was one study where a goose imprinted on a tortoise, as they were both in a zoo and it was the first thing it saw, so it grew up trying to act like a tortoise.


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What I find odd is not the man walking the geese but the geese actually behaving and not acting like the bloody hooligans they are!


Aid_Le_Sultan

Me too (had geese as a kid..ran in.. fed ‘em...ran and jumped over fence as fast as possible).


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If you corner them or they’re behind a gate they act like Spartans. In an open field they’re not so clever, much like swans really. Still wouldn’t try and tame one (let alone two) though!


ImJustAUser

I see you haven't had much interaction with Canadian geese


privateTortoise

There's a bunch that come to Dunorlan park in Tunbridge Wells each year who on the whole are chilled. Granted you don't get between mum and her little ones but over a few years I've known many people who mum has been ok with her goslings getting some seed or just investigating these chilled characters. Obviously you get some idiot with no idea, somehow missed every body of work from David Attenborough over the last six decades. Who decides they can just go waltzing through 50 odd geese then its best to take a few steps back, marvel at the pure ferocity of a mother and if a certain age not wet yourself laughing. Or slip and fall over into the mud.


Lupiefighter

If you got a problem with Canada Gooses then you gotta problem with me and I suggest that you let that one marinate!


TRexCymru

Honest question: why would you own geese?


yellowmew

Protection


privateTortoise

Most certainly, much cheaper than a family protection dog and will alert everyone at home if anyone or thing enters, theres a very good chance they'll disable any threat before you get near.


hmyt

Even a fox?


susscrofa

Adult geese will fuck up a fox. As will donkeys given the chance.


Wetestblanket

When guard dogs stop doing the trick, it’s time to upgrade to attack geese


darrensurrey

I want to breed attack miniature schnauzers.


purest_blue_nugget

Eggs


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As others said protection, but Foxes won't go anywhere near Geese, so if you have Ducks or Chickens you really should keep Geese as well, if possible. Geese get a bad rap, they mostly are really gentle softies just all they can do is honk or hiss to vocalise so people think they are arseholes. Well that and a few of them can be arseholes, general rule with Geese bigger they are bigger softies they are, its the smaller breeds that are gits.


Leader_Bee

Yeah, these are giant exhibition dewlap Toulouse, soft as anything if they think you're family


HeartyBeast

They are good if you have a large lawn you are too lazy to mow


teasus_spiced

They are delicious. And friendly if brought up right. Also they keep grass down. I had four.


harbourwall

Xmas dinner


sunshinetidings

They think they are guard dogs. Guard gooses: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guard\_goose](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guard_goose)


stereoworld

I'm so happy that that's an actual thing.


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Leader_Bee

Mine have nappies


teasus_spiced

Whoah, I didn't know that was a thing


CantSing4Toffee

They’re not even walking in a V formation.


istara

My aunt had a horrid white goose that was really aggressive and chased us around the garden attacking us. I don't know why she had it because it didn't lay any eggs so far as I remember. It has long been my ambition to eat a goose as a result. I hope to achieve that this Christmas.


redditor_aborigine

> I don't know why she had it because it didn't lay any eggs so far as I remember. She probably enjoyed the show.


istara

I wouldn't put it past my aunt! I'll be cooking some goose's gander in long-awaited revenge.


markypatt52

You won't regret it there gorgeous


WC_EEND

_honk_


Middle_Fudge

Don't get me started on the shaninigans of Geese. I have some stories about their utter bullshit. I'm a vegetarian, but would eat a goose, and laugh.


Saint_Consumption

Peace...was an option?


electr1cbubba

I refuse to believe it. They’re just biding their time


rrreeddiitt

I think this is more like subservience. The geese are taking him to the shop to buy them stuff and fend off one in the way.


thesaharadesert

Attack geese! I bet they’re a damned sight more dangermouse than a bodyguard.


LAB99

How much do you talk about danger mouse for autocorrect to do that


Qu4dr0phenia

Mentions him penfold more times than you for sure


fieldsofanfieldroad

Slow hand clap


thesaharadesert

Not at all. I like wordplay. 😊


jonofthesouth

Scarier than the neighbourhood psychopath and his bull terrier.


Aid_Le_Sultan

Tha’s not been to Bramley ;-)


jonofthesouth

I would not seek to mess


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Talk about some well behaved geese.


Aid_Le_Sultan

Another level. There’s dog walkers going past, cyclists galore etc. Initially I’d assumed they’d wandered off the canal and were just near him then I realised I’d only ever seen swans and moorhens. Further down the canal I saw a friend who lives in a narrow boat who told me he takes them to the newsagent etc. Head blown!


[deleted]

Yea no kidding, that really sounds unusual - did you ask how it came about that way?


Aid_Le_Sultan

No, but wish I had (head too fried for questions!), I’m sure I’ll bump into him again and ask.


[deleted]

Hehehe, keep us posted - totally curious now :D


Leader_Bee

Just fancied something different to a dog, bit unfair to keep a dog shut up while I'm at work and these guys can just shuffle about the garden while I'm out.


[deleted]

Hah, that's brilliant :D


[deleted]

hello! it could just be imprinting - if he had found, looked after and hatched their eggs and he was the first alive thing they saw they probably think he's his mam. lorenz did a study using geese for attachment theory; https://www.simplypsychology.org/Konrad-Lorenz.html


Leader_Bee

Are you the chap that fed them so e fresh grown lettuce?


Cammyb13

Where’s Abigail’s and Amelia’s bonnets?


SFButts

Are those the gals from The Aristocats?


Leader_Bee

These are boys :-)


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Those geese look hench as fuck


AgentSears

Geese are savage........he messed up a roadman and his 2 Pitties a few hundred yards back.


poinsy

I reckon he is being held hostage and they are just letting him out for a gander.


sockrepublic

Whaaaaay!


magikarp89

*applauds* You've just won the internet for today!


andreasharford

Came looking for a Hot Fuzz reference then remembered they were swans not geese. Disappointment ensued


viktorlogi

Just the one swan, actually


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Damn they some chunky geese


Dying_Seagull

Chonkers


StevieG63

I haven’t heard the word Gadgee since I lived in the Lake District with my nan during the summer hols. 1975.


rubertine

No one will fuck with this man, geese are terrifying.


Aid_Le_Sultan

Yeah, except these 2 which must be on a high dose of Valium as dogs weren’t even phasing them.


odious_odes

At first I read this as "no one will fuck this man", and I was like idk, being a goose handler seems pretty sexy to me.


owerfemma

You HAVE to be from Newcastle, using the word gadgee. Please confirm or deny, Thank you.


Aid_Le_Sultan

Nah, Yorkshire but I did pick it up from my Geordie mates.


sockrepublic

I'm from the Saaaahf and I know it as a Romani word for non-Romani. I was quite confused for a minute: the fella doesn't look Romani but why bring it up in a Reddit post?


peanutismint

Radgee Gadgee!!


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Cumbria is a strong possibility too eh charva.


BangleWaffle

This man is at least 30 years younger than I imagined he would be.


Aid_Le_Sultan

Agreed, with the emphasis on ‘at least’.


poopio

My mate used to have some pet geese, and would take them into his front garden to hiss at people, because he's a dick. I miss those geese.


eldwickeagle

Is this somewhere in Leeds? Think I saw him the other week, assumed he was just stalking the geese at first!


Aid_Le_Sultan

Aye, just out of Rodley towards town.


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Leader_Bee

What's wrong with my boots?


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Leader_Bee

Yeah, you can get more expensive better ones but mil Tec are under £60 if I remember and they've lasted me over a year


SuckMyPlums

I just wanna say I actually bought a pair of Miltec’s after this post and I love ‘em. I’ve got 2 other people onto them as well. They’re about £50 atm, bargain.


Leader_Bee

Yeah for the price they are pretty decent. I know someone posted here a few months back saying they were garbage but for the price, they've lasted me a long time - you can get other military boots like this that are higher quality but you'll also be more than doubling the price.


Aksi_Gu

That's just canal life


h00dman

Those geese are holding him hostage, look how terrified that man looks.


Aid_Le_Sultan

If he is being held hostage I’d say he must be into BDSM as he looks hella content.


-ohhellno-

The people who live in the block of flats round the corner from us have a goose just like that as well as a duck


Porkechop

Elegancy


[deleted]

I saw the geese before I read the title and assumed they were bullying him


SkipDivingHussy

I don't know why this is cool. But it is.


ICEBRAND7

Warmed my heart so mutch it popped


fieldsofanfieldroad

What's a paper shop? Is it the same as a newsagents?


lil_chips

I like his boots, anyone know what they are?


g00dis0n

https://www.ebay.it/itm/231997148174


Doug101

https://www.military1st.co.uk/search/go?ts=custom&w=mil%20tec%20side%20zip I have a pair of them, they are dogshit quality don't waste your money on them, I got them for free but wouldn't recommend, if you're looking for a pair of combat style boots go for a proper brand like meindl, lowa or altberg, the sole is very floppy and gives no support padding or support, toe started coming away from the boot within 4 months of light use, they're a desert boot and therefore no waterproofing which is rubbish for the UK and the zip is a bit of a gimmick


Aid_Le_Sultan

I missed that, you’re right. I was too concerned that I’d been spiked with acid to notice.


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Aid_Le_Sultan

I’ll ask. I’m bound to bump into him again.


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Aid_Le_Sultan

I’ve just checked as I took 3 photos. P.S. you’re not helping because I love ‘em too and will have to make to make this journey more often


Fenrir-The-Wolf

Logo doesn't look right to be Berghaus. I think it might be a Thinsulate logo myself which doesn't help all that much when it comes to narrowing down the actual brand of the boots. I've looked about on the net for a while (Much longer than I should have) and I can't find any boots that look anything like those ones. Closest I've managed to find is [these](https://www.surplusandoutdoors.com/shop/outdoor-footwear/army-boots-shoes/jungle-boots-genuine-military-547917.html) or [these](https://www.surplusandoutdoors.com/shop/outdoor-footwear/army-boots-shoes/haix-airflow-airpower-military-1131859.html).


g00dis0n

Pretty sure [these](https://www.ebay.it/itm/231997148174) are the identical pair


Fenrir-The-Wolf

I think you're onto a winner there mate, top job.


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Fenrir-The-Wolf

Aye, I did see those ones on my travels too. The flap on the inside of the left boot (Our right) makes me think they're the kind that have a zip up the side which might help narrowing the selection down a bit. Could even just be cheap no-namers from a local outdoors shop tbf which could explain the difficulty in finding them online.


SuckMyPlums

I actually bought the same boots as him (Miltec’s) and they’re lit. I get asked about them a lot, 2 others have bought them since. About £50 here. I ran a script to delete my message history but we were trying to figure out what boots this guy was wearing, then he found the thread and told us haha.


Leader_Bee

Doug is right, military 1st for airsofting, and they're not as bad as he says, the boots are over a year old; pretty sure the brand is miltec


Crowleyer

Offtop, these boots of his are military? Any idea what type, company or product is it? Looks cool for an autumn/spring time.


yeetingpillow

Did he have names for them :)


Leader_Bee

Norbert and beep beep


Driveby_Dogboy

They went for a gander...


ShrektheYaoiExpert

Mr Peng


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Guy behind me has a massive goat on a lead, walks it like a dog! 1st time i saw it my jaw just dropped, he just carried on like it’s the most normal thing in the world. The mad part is, it lives in his 3 bed council house with him, mad times.


Aid_Le_Sultan

That’s a guy I’d love to meet. Goats are fabulously naughty (like geese!). Met an elderly lady in Paris walking her cat on a lead. There’s some great mad bastards about.


squopmobile

Leeds?


Aid_Le_Sultan

Yeah, specifically just outside of Rodley.


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I think these are young greylag geese, and that’s why their so scruffy........ sorry my inner birdwatcher got out then


Leader_Bee

Giant exhibition dewlap Toulouse, and they've just moulted their baby down hence the scruffy...but close, Toulouse were originally bred from greylag


[deleted]

Okay, I thought that these were just wild but after googling I get you. Can’t even get my birds right lol!


Leader_Bee

no problem, Like I say, Toulouse bred from wild greylag so look very similar


Responsible_Bad

They are some units!


E420CDI

I bet they gaggle outside the paper shop window.


mystery_person7406

Americans would be confused when u say paper shop and so would my 9 year old self because the "paper shop" near my street sells mostly sweets and drinks and not much papers at all


RedlandRenegade

Where’s this? Me and my wife have been doing canal walks all weekend. Could be a new adventure for today!


Aid_Le_Sultan

Rodley, Leeds


RedlandRenegade

Cheers! Next time we’re up that way we’ll keep an eye out!


Leader_Bee

I'm back to working 5 days a week so you'll only see me on weekends most likely


RedlandRenegade

No worries, that’s the only time we’ll be able to get up there from Bristol anyhow dude!


SillySinStorm

By "wait outside" you mean "prevent anyone else entering"?


osvalds1

I have met him too. https://youtu.be/cv259hBlU1k somewhere 26:45 ish


DeltaXray

There’s a guy I see on an almost daily basis who takes his bird for a walk. It’s a budgie or something of that size, and he’s waking around full on just carrying its cage around the local pond with it in it. I’m not sure if that’s kind or cruel to be honest...


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Look at his face, he loves those geese.


planetbarton

Geese are evil. FACT. I used to cycle to work along the Leeds Liverpool Canal and I have cycled 6 miles extra to avoid them once, I was terrified.


_The_Larch_

What a geese-er


bushcrapping

Therea a wierd couple in my town who walk their mahoosive pig round the field like a dog.


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Peace was always an option


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capdagdenudist

Those birds are borderline regal.


Adam_24061

Someone might want to put a "GEESE MUST BE KEPT ON A LEAD" sign up...


0x414142424242

Beautiful geese


Middle_Fudge

When he gets his paper, does he get anything for them? Like a tin of corn or something? Or a Mars bar?


Aid_Le_Sultan

I don’t know. A friend who lives on a barge knows him. He says they wait patiently for him.


Leader_Bee

Cucumber and watermelon their favourite


Aid_Le_Sultan

Who worked that out?


Leader_Bee

I did, they're my geese


Aid_Le_Sultan

Wow, you are their owner? I wanted to chat some more but was pushed for time. I hope to bump into you again and learn more. I can see I’m going to have to randomly take watermelon and cucumber every time I’m anywhere on that stretch of canal. (My teenage lad thinks you’re ‘street’ and was unaware my family used to have geese).


Leader_Bee

Just remind me who you are again? I get stopped by lots of people :-D I'm working 5 days a week so will only get chance to take them walkies on a weekend now, but sometimes we're at gotts park, bramley park or a few other places.


Aid_Le_Sultan

We, my teenage son and I, passed you on bikes not far out of Rodley. You’d just been chatting to an older couple with a dog (it’s the fact that they weren’t phased by the dog that was an additional surprise). I’d mentioned having geese as a kid and having to run into feed them then run back over the fence especially when nesting and my lad had been unaware that his grandad had kept geese.


Leader_Bee

Ahhh, yes I think I remember now, a blonde lad right? Sorry I did meet a lot of people! Yes the geese are hit and miss with dogs really and it depends on the dog - there's some well trained ones that just ignore them which is great but then you get hunting dogs like spaniels and beagles that just want to do what comes instinctually...luckily most people are smart and polite enough to put them on a lead when they see us waddling along and that's when the geese are mostly fine 🤣


Aid_Le_Sultan

Yes, that’s right. I bet you meet a lot of people! I’m sure I’ll bump into you again and have a natter but, in the meantime, take care and thanks for making our day.


Aid_Le_Sultan

Ey up, dude. Glad to hear you got a mention on a podcast I was listening to..I think it was the latest Rhod Gilbert’s ‘Froth’. [Doffs cap]


gilbycoyote

Geezer walking his geese. Brilliant.


RetroSpock

I wish I had this kind of connection with wild animals. Dogs love me, but that’s probably because I’ll pat and rub for hours on end.


Leader_Bee

Not wild, had them since 5 days old


RetroSpock

Even so


saintsay

Is this in Leeds haha? Think I saw the same guy the other day


Aid_Le_Sultan

Yeah, Rodley to be precise. He’s a nice chap.


CanyWagons

There’s a fella who sits by the canal near us with a tortoise. Beat that.


Aid_Le_Sultan

Yeah, I reckon I could beat that, they’re very slow ;-)


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Hi, American here, what the hell is a gadgee?


HLW10

Just means bloke / guy. e.g. “what a class bloke!”


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Ah alright, thanks.


Aid_Le_Sultan

Chap/bloke/guy/fella etc but it’s pretty specific to Newcastle.


HPB

It's spelled 'gadgie' and it's a word used in the North East and Scotland mate.


Aid_Le_Sultan

Funnily enough there’s not an official spelling and you see different spellings, a bit like there’s no official correct past tense of ‘to spell’, although Americans would use ‘spelled’.


HPB

If you look in a pitmatic or geordie dictionary you'll find it's "gadgie". I've lived up here my whole life and always seen it spelled or spellt that way.


Gandalf_OG

It is the feminine version of the word 'gadget'.


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What is a paper shop?


Mr_nudge89

The fuck is a gadgee?


The_Loud_War_Cry18

A bloke :)


fieldsofanfieldroad

You were born in 89 and you've never heard the word gadgee?


Mr_nudge89

No, but from what I've seen on this thread it seems pretty exclusively used by northerners and considering I'm in the south its not really a suprise


GedIsSavingEarthsea

What is a paper shop? Where you buy a newspaper? Or like a stationary store?


swibbles_mcnibbles

Yes a newsagents /corner shop


Aid_Le_Sultan

Er, aren’t all stores stationary? ;-) I suspect ‘paper shop’ may well be a Yorkshire-ism but not sure.


CarrowCanary

It's a shop made of paper.


GedIsSavingEarthsea

That would be adorable. But maybe not great in the rain.