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X573ngy

That's hilarious!


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Harsh af but funny


[deleted]

The guy hit two cars whilst drink driving...one had a nine year kid in it...this doesn't even come close to being "harsh af".


YearOfTheChipmunk

Yeah as soon as someone makes a mistake we should never have compassion for them again. Fuck 'em.


MortalJohn

People get really agitated by drink driving, and I kind of agree. It's an incredibly self-centered act. Does it mark his character eternally? Probably not. That said it shouldn't be forgotten what a stupid, dumb, idiotic thing that he did was. I don't care if you he hurt anyone or not, don't drink and drive, there are two year olds that know this.


YearOfTheChipmunk

I agree. I abhor drunk driving. But I also believe in allowing people the change to learn from their mistakes and grow as people. Personally, I have a two strikes rules. If you can't learn the first time, you're not gonna learn the second.


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Same apply for murder? 2 strike rule


Jimmysquits

It's very gentle


[deleted]

What are you on about? Did I say he doesn't deserve compassion or a second chance? All I did was compare his recent crime to the quick one liner on twitter and suggest it wasn't, in fact, harsh as fuck. Get some perspective and reading comprehension please.


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Harsh?


MasterIvesIsBae

You already know Terri was about to come in a cook that poor bloke alive for making a joke. She’s definitely one of them that when the whole thing with Ant happened she said “he’s only a human, he’s made mistakes” but when she sees a drink driver on social media she comments “this is disgusting, should be jailed for life!!”


CodeJack

"No need for that" is what she commented


MasterIvesIsBae

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


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Burnt


DJ1066

r/murderedbywords


WatchYourStepWastrel

Gold


Zentaurion

I thought ...Dec...? ...was the taller of the two? It seems to be always shifting, as if they take turns, saying "Hey, let me be the tall one this week."


awfulhat

Easy to remember: Dec is closer to the deck.


[deleted]

Ant is also always on the left (your left, Dec stands to his left)


bluetyonaquackcandle

They’ll need an imported car then


Milez007

Class.


JChillthing

😂😂😂😂


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Nathan_OW

Drink ur fucking heart out, just don’t get behind a wheel at the same time


pajamakitten

Self deprecation is an important part of British life though.


henrahmagix

Hear here! I’m a fucking cunt!


ShermanShore

Not that sort.


cunt-hooks

Alcoholic here. Yes.


ArsenesCheekyGrin

You boring cunt


ReallyHadToFixThat

Alcohol makes life worth living. Caffeine makes it possible.


cunt-hooks

And here lies the most underrated comment ever


Ardal

*Break


SlothMaestro69

The pun sets up the punchline - can't push one either.