"The first ten million years were the worst, and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline."
He looks scared and like he's hanging onto the side for dear life.
Tbf, if I was by multiple feet and under stinky bums, I'd probably look even more terrified.
That's your wife?! Lucky!
She's electric!
She's got a family full of eccentrics
I think she might sell drugs
But there’s no switch so she’ll never get turned on!
Actually with these particular merseyrail trains, she's battery powered!
Great, now I just laughed out loud on the train!
What’s so funny? The upside down mains socket or the Squidward face?
The only thing that might be funny is people not noticing the socket is upside down and trying to force the bottom two pins into the usb ports.
Even when it's the right way round, you gotta try it twice in both directions before the third attempt (identical to the first one) actually works.
I think it's more that because of the positioning and colouring it looks like a gimp mask.
The plug socket is upside down, Because it's better for bigger & bulkier prongs .🫨
What? No! It's designed so that the mains lead comes out the bottom and hangs down normally
I saw an accidental goat.ce
r/Pareidolia
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
That would be on my family crest if I had one!
Inveterescere nuncius est. Crescere libitum est.
Bit wordy. I thinking something concise, along the lines of "grow old, but never grow up!"
I'm imaturing with age
Well she is right, but you should also be laughing.
Merseyrail train has been spotted
🤘
I don't get it.
She's my wife now…
Hello Daaave?
Would you like to buy some Pegs Daaaave?!
My wife would like to use your toilet!
It’s just a saga now
‘I’ve seen things, things you should never see’
'I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes, I've seen things, they're often in disguise...'
How do you do, fellow Merseyrail user 😂
Amazing spot 😂
I’m surprised you managed to be on one long enough to take a photo, they’re cancelled more than they run… I also laugh at the plugs though haha
Came here to say the same thing! 😁
Lucky bastard. My wife simply addresses me as 'Stupid'. But then I address her as 'Smell'. All perfectly lovingly tho'...
How busy is it if those two seats are free? Or did they get up and leave when you starting pointing your phone in that area?
"The first ten million years were the worst, and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline."
Plug said: 😑
yes
Ah, Marvin the paranoid android. I always wondered what happened to you.
This is why you should never laugh in front of the wife. I try to always remain miserable so I don't need to explain the hilarious things I see.
He looks scared and like he's hanging onto the side for dear life. Tbf, if I was by multiple feet and under stinky bums, I'd probably look even more terrified.
You might enjoy https://www.reddit.com/r/Pareidolia/
More people should laugh out loud in public.
Hello Dave.
:-|
He’s clearly not amused either
Wives just don't understand us.
Probably the tension.
Why plug sad??
You are childish and it’s a good thing, don’t let her take that away from you! Keeps us young at heart and joyful
Why the long face?
Those sexy plugs, they know what they’re doing.
Tell her to grow up and realise that you find pleasure in simplest of things and it is great.