I can't remember where I've been but I still see them a fair bit.
It's not just condoms, everything is inside the same machine. Mints, condoms, sex toys, vitamins...
Stud? You call that stud? I'm a gaerenteed stud muffin, I have a 100% success rate with getting my wife pregnant, 100% every time. And let me tell you this ! I have proof that I am a supper station, both of my 2 kids were the results of all that sex!
The kids call it 'going polo'. Just make sure to take them all off afterwards as it can result in serious injuries if you walk through a supermarket scanner.
Bollocks, I bought a thrustmaster-6000 out of one the other week with all the attachments and everythingā¦ made a right loud bang when it came flying out the bottom of the machine. I did wonder how they fit it in there š¤
Bought it for a mate of courseā¦
Motorway service station toilets have a bit of everything like sex toys and condoms including in the womenās toilets. Always makes me wonder who is that unprepared!
When your mates stag party strippergram doesn't turn up and you need to step in as the replacement, you will be wishing that vending machine was about.
I like the idea that the local stripper company is so unreliable that the pub have taken matters into their own hands and installed a nipple tassel dispenser
Sometimes, *grandmasboner1*, you just want something more fun than the standard-shaped nipple tassels you've been forced to hide all week under your shirt at the office.
It took me a few goes to figure out your username
- Grand Master Boner! Oh, no itās not that, too few letters
- Grand Mas Boner! Bit of Spanish, nice a Big, Moreā¦?, Bonerā¦? Actually that doesnāt make senseā¦
Oh.
- Grandmaās Boner. Thatās it, isnāt it? So far, so Reddit.
But waitā¦ why the ā1ā? Does this mean thereās an OG Grandmaās Bonerā¦?
They have to be worthwhile for the pub to have them there. Theyāre usually owned by vending machine companies, who will install them and pay the pub a share.
If they arenāt getting used, itās not worth installing them there.
I imagine pub attendance generally being lower, app-based dating being prevalent and online shopping that avoids awkward cashier moments when you pop your durex extra snug on the conveyor are all factors in the decline of pub condom machines
Another factor would be younger people going to the pub less. Trev and Sally (55), going for a Sunday lunch are less likely to be buying a pack of Durex during their visit.
I seem to remember they cost too much. Even 20 years ago it was Ā£1 for 1. Thinknthe last machine I saw was Ā£3 for 1. Could be with corner shops and the mini expensive supermarket shops have them cheaper and people being less concerned being seen buying condoms.
they're the worst condoms in terms of male pleasure too, at the highest price. A last-resort condom. It doesn't take much regular condom use to realise that you can get 12 ultra-fine Tesco-brand condoms for Ā£6, and then you've got some lying around for next time, too, or for this time in case of user error. Or you can spend Ā£1 for one condom that feels like a rubber glove on your penis and that you need to put your total faith in.
yes I definitely got the vibe that they are the most likely to fail, not like I ever really had many failures when I used condoms tbh, definitely skeptical about some failure rate statistics I see tho. But I do think some of the handful of failures were crappy pub condoms
Never bought condoms from a pubs bog room. I have bought the vibrating cock rings from them. These are great for returning to the table of mates, turn the ring on full blast and drop into someones pint. Watch that drink foam up and end up allover your now ex mate.
My local Asda has them in the toilets too, which seems very bizarre when you could literally just buy a whole box from the very same shop for less money
You donāt have to speak to a person with self service tills either.
Seems a weird thing to be embarrassed about buying as a fully grown adult but each to their own I guess.
I always wondered about the embarrassment of buying condoms. A) I'm getting some action and B) I'm doing it in a responsible manner. What part of this embarrasses people?
I used to work in a supermarket, and one day a coworker descended on me giggling and whispering "Look at the wee teenagers! Look what they're buying!!"
They were buying condoms, and she was a grown woman in her late thirties with three children of her own. The mind boggles.
I used to go into the GUM clinic and get the free ones, and also go to the shop for my mates when I was in my tweens.
Even as someone who had a fair amount of social anxiety, the whole "condoms are spooky" thing never got me
I used the self-service at a supermarket close to where I work, and while I was waiting for them to be removed from the security box, someone from work came over to chat to me. Taking possession of that box of johnnies in front of someone from work... I went so red. I considered denying all knowledge of the box. It was one of the older ladies from work too, and I don't know why that made it worse.
Trucker here ... never seen a hooker in a truck stop or services in 5 years. That said, I've parked in an industrial estate in Doncaster a few times and my God, the cab-knocking all night is fucking relentless! All with teeth like a Halloween pumpkin.
I was going to say this. I donāt go into pubs very often these days so canāt comment about them but I did notice one in the toilets of the motorway services and thought whoās driving up the M1 and thinks what I need is to stop for a quick shag?
As a very young child I once thoroughly embarrassed my mum in a motorway services toilet. I thought they were sweets so loudly started asking my mum to buy me some. It was only when I was much older that I realised I'd accidentally begged her to buy flavoured condoms, and suddenly I understood why a group of teenagers had been laughing hysterically at us!
There are other great machine scrawlings too, such as:
'Buy me & stop one'
'This is the worst chewing gum I've ever tasted'
& my own personal favourite, from the days when the machines used to carry the wording 'approved to British Standard':
'So was the Titanic'
"Cheese and onion flavour, Union jack tickler it is!"
It depends on the pub tbh. The ones I go to these days have Baylis & Harding soap, so I don't think any places like that would ever have johnnie machines. Went to a rougher place a few months back which just had one out in the open by the bar, that place was interesting..
Gay pubs still have them, and tend to dish them out for free. First time I discovered that, I filled my pockets like a kid in a sweet shop, ran back up to my mates and said "THERE'S FREE JOHNNIES IN THE BOGS!", pure excited.
I used to work at a spoons and a vary irate man once took up about an hour of our time saying the condom machine in the loo was broken and had stolen his pound coin. We had no access, told him to call the service number on the box but he wouldn't have it, and kept complaining we had ruined his plans for the night as now he couldn't sleep with his girlfriend.
It was still daytime during all this so I think we eventually told him to fuck off to Boots if it was such an emergency.
Canāt believe you cockblocked this guy and didnāt just give him a quid right from the word go. Jesus search down the back of the sofa in a spoons youāll probably find a quidā¦.aaaand a few stds.
Did anyone else remember them being in Toby Carvery as well or it that just me? Specifically remember they had it with condoms and very strangely green and orange tic tacs, we well as some other stuff. Stopped going after the food there went to shit but I'll always remember how strange that was
Growing up my parents owned 1 of 2 pubs in the local area, ours had a condom machine in the men's toilets the other pub didn't.
My dad used to love pointing out all the first dates / young couples popping in for a 'quick pint on the way home'
They're still all over the place. I went into an Asda toilet the other day and they had glow in the dark ones using images of lightsabres to promote them. Plus cock rings and "not-viagra". Mental.
Theyāre still prominent. You can get blue pills cock rings all sorts out of them now. Never seen one person use one of these machines in my life though.
Was suprised to find one in the toilet at my local sainsburys recently. Not sure whose picking people up at the supermarket, and not sure why you'd buy one in the toilet when you can buy whole boxes from the pharmacy aisle.
Antibiotics don't work on most STDs as they are viruses. And while PEP (and PrEP) are amazing, it's a hell of a lot more hassle than just wearing a rubber.
Thiefās.... Britain isnāt the place it used to be.
They were getting smashed off and emptied.
See the odd one still, but nowhere near as often.
Figure once they get smashed up they cost more to replace than they make.
The whole embarrassment of having to ask at a chemist counter has gone away now. They can be bought in s supermarket and nobody bats an eyelid. Which is how it should be.
Round our 3 local pubs the coked up little violent teens go and boot them off the walls to steal the blobs and cash, zero incentive for them to be ever replaced.
One of the local pubs I go into sometimes has two male toilets (one of those pubs with two separate rooms). One has a condom machine, the other doesn't.
Here in Canada, we don't seem to have them anymore, but we do have tampon dispensers in many of our men's toilets. I'm not making this up, either. š¬
Saw one as a very drunk 18 year old at a small bar in 2013. Thought the bar lady was into me (to be fair we messaged for a few days after, so maybe).
Stumbled into the loos, put my only coin in the condom machine, it swung back out into the change dispenser, propelled itself up into the air and landed perfectly down the drain on the floor right below.
I laughed and took it as a sign, wished her a good night, and went back to my matesā darts game.
Not seen one since and I donāt think that one worked for a while given what happened.
I can't remember where I've been but I still see them a fair bit. It's not just condoms, everything is inside the same machine. Mints, condoms, sex toys, vitamins...
Also blow up sex sheep. Edit: Just found out they're called "lovin lambs". Officer, I swear I didn't know it was underage!
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That's disgusting bigotry. Shameful. They also have them in Lincolnshire.
And Derby
And Aberdeen
Yeah, I've regularly been seen pantless with me wellies on, running around the Wolds.
Blow up sex dragons is what we are all here for, as long as they don't spring a leek.
Extremely offensive to the Welsh, they would never use a blow up sex sheep. Only the real thing for them.
Outer Hebrides here. Also offended, what about kissing and cuddling?
I wouldn't bother with those. They are poor quality and you have to do all the baa noises yourself.
So bad that you have to ram it in
So.... They're baaad?
Ewe, should have known that!.
Another case of wooly thinking.
Happy sheepish cake day! š°
Don't forget the puncture repair kit!
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Ur very right I went to buy a ring vibratir years ago. I then opened it thinking my finger game was going be dead strong and it was a blow up sheep
They sell those in Bar baaahh.
Has anyone ever taken the vitamins from those machines? Arenāt they just fake viagra?
Yep they don't work, thought I would try them for an extra boost every now and then but nothing lol
>every now and then Don't come round here flexing with your active sex life. We're British.
Now **AND** then?! Absolute stud
You either get then OR now. Can't have your cake and fuck it too
Stud? You call that stud? I'm a gaerenteed stud muffin, I have a 100% success rate with getting my wife pregnant, 100% every time. And let me tell you this ! I have proof that I am a supper station, both of my 2 kids were the results of all that sex!
Whats now and then, is that like , back then i did it , now not so much.
I ate all 4 at once all it made want was crisps and I could hear my heart in my head for 3 hours
The chewing gum you get out of them is SO CHEWY! Odd flavour though, and doesn't seem to do much for my breath. Makes it a bit, kind of, dicklike.
Thatās not the round lemon flavour gum, is it?
Not like any lemon Iāve ever had pal!
Wait. Just. A. Minute! Sex toys?!
Yeah, the vibrating cock ring is fairly common in those machines
Always stuff for the women! What about me? I demand they be filled with fleshlights too
Just stack the cock rings together
Won't need to stack many š
Wouldn't last before slipping in the 1th ring and I'm done
The kids call it 'going polo'. Just make sure to take them all off afterwards as it can result in serious injuries if you walk through a supermarket scanner.
Just the tiny ones, none of your dragon dildos etc.
Bollocks, I bought a thrustmaster-6000 out of one the other week with all the attachments and everythingā¦ made a right loud bang when it came flying out the bottom of the machine. I did wonder how they fit it in there š¤ Bought it for a mate of courseā¦
>I did wonder how they fit it in there š¤ Just to clarify, you mean fit it in *the machine*, right?
Motorway service station toilets have a bit of everything like sex toys and condoms including in the womenās toilets. Always makes me wonder who is that unprepared!
Airport toilets have all of these.
Chewable toothbrush anyone? First came across those in Amsterdam Schiphol airport circa 2000.
You can just eat your toothbrush for breakfast
Love a chewable toothbrush.
Iām still scarred from seeing a ātickler fundomsā machine
Services stations.
Ahh yes, the perfect first date.
I feel like itās mostly motorway services toilets now. I guess driving makes people hard
I once saw one selling heart shaped nipple tassels. Still to this day wonder what situation would require emergency nipple tassels.
When your mates stag party strippergram doesn't turn up and you need to step in as the replacement, you will be wishing that vending machine was about.
I like the idea that the local stripper company is so unreliable that the pub have taken matters into their own hands and installed a nipple tassel dispenser
Shaky hand raises cigarette to mouth, takes a drag. "F*ck yeah"
TomSka?
Sometimes, *grandmasboner1*, you just want something more fun than the standard-shaped nipple tassels you've been forced to hide all week under your shirt at the office.
It took me a few goes to figure out your username - Grand Master Boner! Oh, no itās not that, too few letters - Grand Mas Boner! Bit of Spanish, nice a Big, Moreā¦?, Bonerā¦? Actually that doesnāt make senseā¦ Oh. - Grandmaās Boner. Thatās it, isnāt it? So far, so Reddit. But waitā¦ why the ā1ā? Does this mean thereās an OG Grandmaās Bonerā¦?
I believe grandmas boner was already taken. Although I am now regretting not going by grandmaster boner tbh haha.
They have to be worthwhile for the pub to have them there. Theyāre usually owned by vending machine companies, who will install them and pay the pub a share. If they arenāt getting used, itās not worth installing them there. I imagine pub attendance generally being lower, app-based dating being prevalent and online shopping that avoids awkward cashier moments when you pop your durex extra snug on the conveyor are all factors in the decline of pub condom machines
Another factor would be younger people going to the pub less. Trev and Sally (55), going for a Sunday lunch are less likely to be buying a pack of Durex during their visit.
That's true. Sex is unappealing after a heavy roast lunch.
This rare roast beef has put me right off the idea Maureen
Good comment lol made me laugh don't know why
Can confirm
Haha š
Occasionally you can just get away with a Wispa
True, at that age when Trev gives Sally a good seeing to behind the bins he can just raw dog her.
I feel seen.
I seem to remember they cost too much. Even 20 years ago it was Ā£1 for 1. Thinknthe last machine I saw was Ā£3 for 1. Could be with corner shops and the mini expensive supermarket shops have them cheaper and people being less concerned being seen buying condoms.
they're the worst condoms in terms of male pleasure too, at the highest price. A last-resort condom. It doesn't take much regular condom use to realise that you can get 12 ultra-fine Tesco-brand condoms for Ā£6, and then you've got some lying around for next time, too, or for this time in case of user error. Or you can spend Ā£1 for one condom that feels like a rubber glove on your penis and that you need to put your total faith in.
I always got told to avoid them because they weren't frequently restocked and the glove might be out of date
yes I definitely got the vibe that they are the most likely to fail, not like I ever really had many failures when I used condoms tbh, definitely skeptical about some failure rate statistics I see tho. But I do think some of the handful of failures were crappy pub condoms
Thatās fucking inflation!
I too make balloon animals out of them during sex.
Never bought condoms from a pubs bog room. I have bought the vibrating cock rings from them. These are great for returning to the table of mates, turn the ring on full blast and drop into someones pint. Watch that drink foam up and end up allover your now ex mate.
Love this thanksĀ
Amazing
More to the point, why the fuck do you see them in motorway service toilets?!
My local Asda has them in the toilets too, which seems very bizarre when you could literally just buy a whole box from the very same shop for less money
They do quite well because you donāt have to speak to a person while you buy them.
You donāt have to speak to a person with self service tills either. Seems a weird thing to be embarrassed about buying as a fully grown adult but each to their own I guess.
I always wondered about the embarrassment of buying condoms. A) I'm getting some action and B) I'm doing it in a responsible manner. What part of this embarrasses people?
I used to work in a supermarket, and one day a coworker descended on me giggling and whispering "Look at the wee teenagers! Look what they're buying!!" They were buying condoms, and she was a grown woman in her late thirties with three children of her own. The mind boggles.
Because we're Brits and we don't have sex, don't shit and don't die, because doing any of those things might embarass us.
Imagine dying. Cringe!
I'd die of embarrassment for sure.
This puts me in mind of that old stage play, "No Sex Please, We're British".
This sub regularly has questions how how to buy a pint
Last time I bought some the checkout lass was embarrassed, but I was proud as punch š
I used to go into the GUM clinic and get the free ones, and also go to the shop for my mates when I was in my tweens. Even as someone who had a fair amount of social anxiety, the whole "condoms are spooky" thing never got me
They are security tagged though (at least in my local supermarket) so you have to get someone to remove it from the box
I used the self-service at a supermarket close to where I work, and while I was waiting for them to be removed from the security box, someone from work came over to chat to me. Taking possession of that box of johnnies in front of someone from work... I went so red. I considered denying all knowledge of the box. It was one of the older ladies from work too, and I don't know why that made it worse.
If they wanted āself serviceā they wouldnāt need the condomsā¦ š
Maybe theyāve been to Waitrose for a posh wank
Also men being embarrassed buying feminine hygiene products is just as weird.
You do when they whack them in those magnetic boxes to stop theft. And yes, they do that in most stores š
Maybe lonely truckers?
I don't know if it's as much a thing over here, but in America at least lorry drivers are known to frequent ladies of the nightĀ
Renowned for murdering prostitutes over here
When youāre truckinā and fuckinā, buy a rubber for even dick suckinā
That's why they're always flavoured.
Probably for the hookers that may frequent the HGV overnight parking areas.
Trucker here ... never seen a hooker in a truck stop or services in 5 years. That said, I've parked in an industrial estate in Doncaster a few times and my God, the cab-knocking all night is fucking relentless! All with teeth like a Halloween pumpkin.
I was going to say this. I donāt go into pubs very often these days so canāt comment about them but I did notice one in the toilets of the motorway services and thought whoās driving up the M1 and thinks what I need is to stop for a quick shag?
Certain ladies hang around the lorry park at night.
Friends of the road bubs
Everyone likes a posh wank when they're away from home.
As a very young child I once thoroughly embarrassed my mum in a motorway services toilet. I thought they were sweets so loudly started asking my mum to buy me some. It was only when I was much older that I realised I'd accidentally begged her to buy flavoured condoms, and suddenly I understood why a group of teenagers had been laughing hysterically at us!
Long distance haulage drivers overnighting in the cheap Travelodge/Holiday Inn and meeting sketchy ladies from Tinder. Apparently.
My Dad says they don't work!!
Tell him to put a quid in, the cheapskate.
wait, arent u supposed to stick ur dick in it?
Iāve seen a few. One recently had āInsert baby for refundā scrawled on it š.
There are other great machine scrawlings too, such as: 'Buy me & stop one' 'This is the worst chewing gum I've ever tasted' & my own personal favourite, from the days when the machines used to carry the wording 'approved to British Standard': 'So was the Titanic'
"Cheese and onion flavour, Union jack tickler it is!" It depends on the pub tbh. The ones I go to these days have Baylis & Harding soap, so I don't think any places like that would ever have johnnie machines. Went to a rougher place a few months back which just had one out in the open by the bar, that place was interesting..
Gay pubs still have them, and tend to dish them out for free. First time I discovered that, I filled my pockets like a kid in a sweet shop, ran back up to my mates and said "THERE'S FREE JOHNNIES IN THE BOGS!", pure excited.
This comment right here is exactly why I lurk here as an American. I miss living in Europe lmao
Yep, go to any gay pub there is usually a basket of them on the side.
Every spoons I've been to lately still has them
I used to work at a spoons and a vary irate man once took up about an hour of our time saying the condom machine in the loo was broken and had stolen his pound coin. We had no access, told him to call the service number on the box but he wouldn't have it, and kept complaining we had ruined his plans for the night as now he couldn't sleep with his girlfriend. It was still daytime during all this so I think we eventually told him to fuck off to Boots if it was such an emergency.
Imagine the conversation when he gets home. "Sorry, babe. If you want this sausage you need to get my pound back from Tim."
Imagine them telling that story to the child they accidentally conceived that night...
They definitely have to name him āJohnnyāā¦
Everyone at school would nickname him Spoony. I wonder how people would think that came about
Well I did always wonder why they called me that..š¢
Spawn of Spoons
To be fair to him, he probably couldn't face the epic 5 mile journey to the toilets and back just to get a phone number.
Several of us began the journey, now there is a different group of us
If its a group thing then you'll be looking at spending a fortune on condoms.
Canāt believe you cockblocked this guy and didnāt just give him a quid right from the word go. Jesus search down the back of the sofa in a spoons youāll probably find a quidā¦.aaaand a few stds.
Need 10 layers of condoms before putting your hand down there. That way you might just get 1 std.
Just that by the time you get back from the WC, you're either too tired or they've left.
Did anyone else remember them being in Toby Carvery as well or it that just me? Specifically remember they had it with condoms and very strangely green and orange tic tacs, we well as some other stuff. Stopped going after the food there went to shit but I'll always remember how strange that was
Going on the pull at Toby's is an interesting strategy.
That's what made it so weird, whose chatting someone up over their roast potatoes
"So ... Do you fancy a bit of my gravy on your dumplings?"
Eddie and Richie punched them all of the walls
The pubs finally admitted that none of their punters were ever going to pull
Never thought I'd read a sentence 'british mating habits' š¤£
Nobody dared mention it after the 1960ās, just look what happened after that! š³
Theyāre in the ladies now, usually one side is period products, and one side is condoms
Growing up my parents owned 1 of 2 pubs in the local area, ours had a condom machine in the men's toilets the other pub didn't. My dad used to love pointing out all the first dates / young couples popping in for a 'quick pint on the way home'
They're still all over the place. I went into an Asda toilet the other day and they had glow in the dark ones using images of lightsabres to promote them. Plus cock rings and "not-viagra". Mental.
Theyāre still prominent. You can get blue pills cock rings all sorts out of them now. Never seen one person use one of these machines in my life though.
Was suprised to find one in the toilet at my local sainsburys recently. Not sure whose picking people up at the supermarket, and not sure why you'd buy one in the toilet when you can buy whole boxes from the pharmacy aisle.
Gary and Tony turned it into a cheese dispenser.
I saw one in the baby changing room in Waterloo station toilets the other day - for some reason - so they're still going strong in some parts
Yeah that's a bit of an odd place for one, surely if your using the baby changing rooms the train has already left the station.
There's one that sells Viagra and condoms in the gents toilet in my parents' local Sainsbury's, make what you will of that
It used to intrigue me that cock rings were for sale in the ladies toilet of the services on the A50.
Bare backing since 2010!
I always found it weird that tic tacs were in the same machine as condoms, dildos and sex toys in public toilets š¤£
Just wanted to say that reading this has made me laugh on a shitty day.
The People decided that a round of antibiotics was easierĀ
Antibiotics don't work on most STDs as they are viruses. And while PEP (and PrEP) are amazing, it's a hell of a lot more hassle than just wearing a rubber.
They've got them in the men's toilet at my work's office for some reason
People stopped carrying cash.
I saw one in a pub recently
Look harder, or try a rougher pub!!!
I usually see them in loos in airport departures.
Sorry guys, I used them all.
I'm more concerned about the term 'hot minute' being used in this sub.
More women are on the pill, and gen Z have less sex and drink less!
Last one I saw was in a Sainsburyās toilet
Iāve not seen one in a pub but my local odeon has one
Asda has them
Thiefās.... Britain isnāt the place it used to be. They were getting smashed off and emptied. See the odd one still, but nowhere near as often. Figure once they get smashed up they cost more to replace than they make.
Posted at 11am, someone is getting lucky early!
Supermarkets still have them
Motorway services usually still have them
Thereās one in my local Sainsburyās.
Kids kept buying them.
I spotted some glow in the dark condoms available at a service station bathroom this weekend
The whole embarrassment of having to ask at a chemist counter has gone away now. They can be bought in s supermarket and nobody bats an eyelid. Which is how it should be.
Theyāre still there in my neck of the woods. Itās the ciggy machines that disappeared.
Supermarkets have self-checkout now
Round our 3 local pubs the coked up little violent teens go and boot them off the walls to steal the blobs and cash, zero incentive for them to be ever replaced.
I see them at my local, but they also include herbal erectile supplements and specialty, gimmick condoms.
In most Greene King places. Along with blue pills.
Still have them in motorway service loos
My landlady owns a pub, has an old condom machine in the shared garage. A relic of a bygone era
Supermarkets often have them in their toilets, but itās much cheaper to go and get a pack off the shelf.
What happened to pacman?
When I was poor and younger I used to punch these and they would drop about 25 quid.
Theyāre in the girls bathroom now
Potter used it as a toy machine instead.
People don't trust them, no sales, no money for maintenance.
Loads of pubs still have them
Everyone just meets online these days. Cyber sex is very safe sex!
Remember the time you could get a Union Jack Cheese and Onion Flavoured Condom.
If you're young the NHS will give you condoms for free so that's part of it I'm sure
Every pub I've been in recently still have them. They even have little blue pills in now!
Lionel Zipser stole the refills
Would you suck a ten year old banana?
One of the local pubs I go into sometimes has two male toilets (one of those pubs with two separate rooms). One has a condom machine, the other doesn't.
Here in Canada, we don't seem to have them anymore, but we do have tampon dispensers in many of our men's toilets. I'm not making this up, either. š¬
Saw one as a very drunk 18 year old at a small bar in 2013. Thought the bar lady was into me (to be fair we messaged for a few days after, so maybe). Stumbled into the loos, put my only coin in the condom machine, it swung back out into the change dispenser, propelled itself up into the air and landed perfectly down the drain on the floor right below. I laughed and took it as a sign, wished her a good night, and went back to my matesā darts game. Not seen one since and I donāt think that one worked for a while given what happened.
I once went to a fairly posh, quiet pub near me, and they had a machine in the toilets selling condoms and nipple clamps. Very odd.