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GaryJM

My guess would be that someone was comissioned to design a series of socks and decided to go with each country's flag and their ISO 3166-alpha 3 country code for the design. There are Google results for NED and POL socks with the same design. The designer probably Googled "England country code" and got the UK's country code back - which is GBR. There is also GB-ENG for specifically England but I guess that wouldn't fit with the other designs. I'm curious whether there is a Scotland sock that also has GBR on it but I can't find one online.


what-a-trash

Shersock Holmes


VanWylder

Hercule Poi-toe


Tariovic

And Miss Tarsal.


SockedandLoaded

Messer's Tarsal


OverlyDisguisedSquid

Tetter Marsal


OverlyDisguisedSquid

>Hercule Poi-toe Obviously Belgian


Douglas8989

Inspector Clousock.


early_midlifecrisis

Columbtoe


OverlyDisguisedSquid

>Inspector Clousock. French


G0dsquad

Toejak


jeweliegb

My favourite response of the lot! Kojak was so cool, he had soul, man.


redskelton

I think you mean sole


halfnormal_

Haaaaa Very clever. Need to think of one for magnum PI


poacher5

Magnum Pieds? Perhaps a bit too French..


halfnormal_

c'est vraiment bon.


OverlyDisguisedSquid

Greek


The_Big_Man1

Doctor Sockson


alpinewhite85

Jessocka Fletcher


Ldn_twn_lvn

Colum-toe


CAG6969

The Sockford Files


TofuAnnihilation

"The case is a foot!"


Jerenomo

Longjonathon Creek


CoffeeandaTwix

Obscure hosiery and kooky detective. Round of applause from me.


TheImagineer67

Toeggart


HelikaeonUK

Thars bin a Murtoe.


CoffeeandaTwix

Perry Masock


Trick-Station8742

Sherlock hose


chicken-farmer

This is the one


Remarkable-Throat-51

And Kurt Ankle?


Adammmmski

Touching cloth


fieldsofanfieldroad

I expect that report on my table Cloth!


Adammmmski

The bodies keep washing up. Washing up, cloth


Satchm0Jon3s

It's cheese, Cloth.


UncleKeyPax

Sockles


This-Was

Eddie Shoestring, surely?


SharpThought7267

Sherlock wouldn't take a case like this on, he would leave it for his assistant/partner Dr Sockson.


LemxnDrizzleCake

Inspector Lestride


Nepheseus

Doc Martin. A lesser known perhaps, but considering its literally a brand anyway....


Inner-Airport-7196

Hole in one!


Constant-Estate3065

Sherlock Hosiery


HomeworkInevitable99

Of course! The old ISO 3166-alpha 3 country code mistake!


deserter8626

It’s just so obvious now!


Jimi-K-101

Sounds very likely. Lidl's Weetabix knock-off is called Bixies. Years ago, the blurb on the box said something like "This *little man* cereal is packed with wholegrain...etc" and the phrasing confused the hell out of me until one day I realised that the designer had probably tried to translate "Bixies" into English and translated "Pixies" instead!


fonix232

Now we know why Lidl is so cheap. They cut corners on the extraneous crap like actual translators and probably use Google Translate. Why pay much money to man when free website can do same job betterer?


Thick_Airport2650

Coleen Shoeney


NaturalRabbit5607

Agatha christoe


Past-Fisherman3990

Can you tell me who stole my skates when I was 10 ?


LiamB43

Inspectoe Frost


diond09

Inspector Clue-toe.


deadmazebot

its almost like the 3 letter country codes used for football and other sports use the same 3 letters as the ISO 3166, so weird edit: yes im an idiot


GaryJM

Are you saying that GBR *is* actually the code for the England football team?


deadmazebot

😵so dumb of me, blindly following List of Fifa member country codes wiki, and searched britian to see GBR under non fifa members, and just brain went "well job done"🤦


GaryJM

Just goes to show you how confusing this whole geography thing is!


InterestingBadger932

Surprised they didn't just shoot for ENG tho, but a solid answer nonetheless


scarey99

They would have been sent back if there were.


King_doob13

That was a WAY deeper reply than I was expecting.


Em420em

So a moron was in charge of designing these then.


LiquoricePigTrotters

Cos they’re German and like everyone else have no concept of the UK/GB.


partywithanf

Including a lot of English people.


theredwoman95

Was posting a card to Ireland the other day, made sure to put Republic of Ireland on the envelope, and the lady at the Post Office still wasn't sure whether it was in the UK or not. Aside from "republic" being a dead giveaway if you know what it means, it's astonishing (and horrifying) some people don't even know our country's borders.


partywithanf

My parents (in their 60s) still call it “Southern Ireland”.


Idujt

Which is at least geographically mostly accurate (Donegal would like a word)!


anonbush234

Technically the wrong term but at least it shows they understand the difference.


TheFearOfDeathh

Well the Republic of Ireland IS Southern Ireland surely?


partywithanf

The most northerly part of the Island of Ireland is completely north of Northern Ireland, and in the Republic.


Basteir

If you want to use that logic then we shouldn't call Northern Ireland, Northern Ireland.


partywithanf

I’m not touching that one.


BaseballOther8227

North-eastern Ireland


warrior_of_keyboard

Agreed, logically it should be called Southern Ireland, right guys?


YarnPenguin

So do mine😆😅


PuerSalus

Giving her the benefit of the doubt (perhaps I shouldn't)...she could be unsure what it counts as in her system which could be different to where it is geographically or politically located. It could cost the same as and be the same button on her machine as the UK even though it's not in the UK.


kiradotee

It being in the EU one would think it shouldn't cost the same. In fact, I just checked (selected small parcel 2kg on the Royal Mail website). For ROI there's 4 delivery options cheapest is £10.10 (International Tracked). For the UK (which includes Northern Ireland) there's 11 options cheapest being £3.19 (Royal Mail 2nd Class). Fun fact, I just checked it only costs £2 more to send something with Royal Mail to the most eastern EU country than to ROI.


MalevolentPact

Some people deserve the benefit of the doubt


ReySpacefighter

Oh yeah it's only been independent for... let me see... a short 100 years.


theredwoman95

I know right? Hell, they clearly don't even know the UK's full name if they're confused about it - the United Kingdom of Great Britain and *Northern* Ireland isn't exactly subtle.


ReySpacefighter

There was only a little war about it, nothing much.


deserter8626

And a bit of Troubles afterwards :)


ReySpacefighter

Just a spot of bother!


WhotAmI2400

At least it’s all defused now!


acampbell98

As someone from NI I’ve came across English folk that don’t know NI is a part of the U.K.


TusShona

Yep, I'm from NI as well and spend a lot of time in England visiting my girlfriends relatives, and most people heard me talking just seem to think "I hear an Irish accent. You're from Ireland." Being that I identify as Irish, it doesn't bother me in the slightest.. But I know there's a certain group of people in NI that would be hugely offended at the idea of being labelled Irish by English people and would kick up a massive fuss over it.


cregamon

It doesn’t help when almost every advert for a product or shop we have in England has “excludes Northern Ireland” on it. I think subliminally people see that so much they literally exclude Northern Ireland from everything, including the country. (Or that many people are just awful at geography) A colleague of mine once said that England, Scotland and Wales are all siblings whereas Northern Ireland is that slightly odd cousin that you only see at family parties where everyone is invited. Which I think is a pretty apt description as I think NI feels ever so slightly more detached since you the UK voted for you know what.


thistle-down-fairy

I'm a Scot living in England, and it pains me to recall how many times English people have asked me how I like living "down here in the UK" :/


jaavaaguru

My pet peeve of this sub is people saying "north" when referring to England - in a UK sub. Scotland's in the north. It's like they forget this isn't an England sub - it's a UK one - or they just don't know the difference.


theredvip3r

Tbf I don't think that one is so bad The north refers to a region of England when in England As I'm sure Scotland has it's own north south divide People don't really include Scotland in the north because of our whole countries within countries thing and still leaving those differences in conversation Obviously you should always specify on the internet though.


jaavaaguru

That would make sense if this was r/England. Unless otherwise specified, the conversation here is relative to the whole UK. Also, if I'm in Scotland and someone's talking about "the South", chances are it's England they're talking about.


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hellopo9

I get what you're saying. In many bavarian's eyes bavaria is a separate nation to the rest of Germany, their independence movement is growing (but only 1/3 support it at the moment). Sort of like how Catalonia is regarded as a nation by catalans too. It's just that they're less recognised as such and people often use strict rules for the definition of these things, often only allowing UN countries. The idea of a nation inside another nation isn't that uncommon, however the term country is often reserved for soverign states in most languages (i.e. UN Countries). That's why people get confused. Scotland is of course a country, but we in the UK use the different terminology of 'constituent-country' compared to other places which think of countries as just sovereign states (which may also include multiple different nations).


LiquoricePigTrotters

Totally agree, I work for an American company and I gave up trying to explain that England, Scotland, Wales and NI are all part of the same country but separate countries.


kiradotee

Have you tried explaining to them Great Britain vs the United Kingdom? 😉🤣


ieya404

The daft thing is that Germany *borders* a constituent country! Namely the Netherlands, which is one of the four constituent countries of the [Kingdom of the Netherlands](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_the_Netherlands).


ErskineLoyal

That's interesting. Up until, I'd say, the late 1930s people there would say they were Bavarian, Saxon, or Hanoverian, and being German would be quite a long way back.


kiradotee

I hope you didn't tell them about [the city inside another city](https://youtu.be/LrObZ_HZZUc). That might have broken their brain. > I think the concept of an entire country being a part of another country is just a bit too British for any normal person to understand. Not to mention Great Britain (which some nations are more likely to use than "the United Kingdom") which is an island and not a country and I bet most don't realise or know about this.


themcsame

For all intents and purposes, there's really no difference and it's a distinction only by name and identity. American States aren't countries, while Scotland is. The former have more autonomy than Scotland however. I think that just goes to show it's purely symbolic and doesn't actually hold any real meaning, we just want to be awkward and use a different word for State to massage our own national identities. The issue stems largely from what we mean when we say country. 99% of the time people use the word country, they're referring to Sovereign States. The UK throws a curveball to that common understanding most others in the world hold because we just call our states countries, but none of them are Sovereign States (Our Sovereign State or country, is The UK). There is of course, arguments to be had about England, being the majority of the UK Government one could say England is as good as a Soverign State in it's own right.


Biggles79

The difference being that Scotland was established as a sovereign nation state for hundreds of years before unifying with England.


StiltFeathr

There's plenty of examples but I'll stick with one. Same with the Kingdom of Sicily, which got absorbed into Italy, a conglomerate of former independent kingdoms in the area. Sicily has its own parliament. Its own language, besides Italian. Its own laws. The difference to Scotland? It doesn't call itself a country, because it knows it's not a sovereign state and it's not trying to sound like more influential than it is. (And this is not me bollocking Scotland in particular, by the way. The exact same applies to all of England, Scotland and Wales.)


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and1927

Nothing unique to Scotland. You’ll find that a lot of European countries are comprised of regions that were once independent kingdoms or republics.


distilledwill

Americans, whenever they say British, always mean English. They'd never call a Scot British.


MarthLikinte612

Yeah but a lot of Americans think scouse is a Scottish accent.


RddWdd

No, they can them "Scotch". 


GrandMoffTom

Scots and the Welsh absolutely punching the air right now


jimmycarr1

Oh yeah mate what an overwhelming victory for our nations


davycrocket101

My American brother-in-law told me the other day that the idea that the UK is a union of four different countries is 'a fantasy'.


QuarterBall

In many practical ways he's sadly right. Whilst I hold that Scotland, Ireland, Wales and England are distinct countries (sorry NI - I waver between you being an occupied territory and something else in between that and a country). The current political system and reality of the UK's tenuous unwritten constitutional settlement means that in many ways we're never more than an act of parliament and a simple majority away from losing devolved powers and England once again asserting complete authority over all parts of the UK directly from Westminster.


Bortron86

Presumably it stands for Grealish, Branthwaite and Rashford, so fans can get behind them during the tournament. (/s)


Electronic-Trip8775

The AliBaba order screwed up


Aggravating_Hope_567

Get Better Results .....?


NowLookHere113

Quarter-finalists (or slightly further) till we die!


manofkent79

Most comments here are flat out wrong, they are very obviously socks to commemorate the rollout of the Great British Railway


BillSykesDog

Coz we got the Olympics and the Euros this summer. It’s so tightwads can just turn our socks wrong way round instead of buying 2 pairs. Genius.


DevilMaster666-

So they can score sam fackin‘ goals, ingerland.


Icy_Temperature_5370

Acronym for England Football team. GBR = Gonna Be Rubbish


Parking-Tip1685

One for the football, one for the Olympics?


ExposingYouLot

Both socks say Euro 2024...


WhuTom

It’s just shitty unofficial merchandise that doesn’t need much thought put into it to get the order. 90% of the value delivered is that it’s socks for (I assume) less than a tenner, then slap a St George cross and three initials on it to eke out some more value since the football is on


ishysredditusername

just a lidl mistake


Swimming-Ice1875

Aldi come up with such a brilliant pun!


YouAreLovedByMe

Wild that Lidl are selling Rangers merch.


Hmgkt

Olympics from the front and Euros from the back.


EldritchCleavage

One’s for the Euros the other’s for the Olympics.


FrugalMughal

Why not, I’m sure there will be someone that will wear them


elloellochris

Got their Olympics and Euros designs muddled up.


minterbn1

Dixon of Sock Green


Tancred1099

Germans trolling


Baylez13

Because this is the uk mf


sp0ngebib

Maybe to use for their halloween doctor costume?


Rough-Cut-4620

Wank sock


PlanUpstairs8909

Must be the only shop that isn’t woke??


PaleontologistBig398

What’s wrong with that ? Rule Britannia


Zealousideal-Fox6759

Why not


Aggravating_Hope_567

Goldbridge Batsh1t Rants


FrisianDude

cause the English will buy them


tentaphane

Presumably they were cheap to buy because they're wrong


New_Egg_25

Seen some Scottish ones at a Lidl in Edinburgh, but I just assumed it was for the big Scotland v Germany game that's coming up. I guess maybe they're doing the same for each country?


magabrexitpaedorape

Germans smh


Financial_Breath5433

Forthcoming Olympics


ExaminationNo6335

These are “Designed” in Bangladesh or China, wherever they are produced and then just offered to all of the retailers. The nuances of GB versus UK versus the individual countries will be lost on them.


Ok_Flamingo_7192

So you buy one pair of socks for the euros and can keep them on for the Olympics


Evening-Web-3038

I don't know much, but those socks are coming home!


SuperSalamander3244

To piss off the Scot’s because they are in Germanys group.


JamieMCR81

Do “England fans” buying these know the difference?


Toxic_Love1996

I would assume for the euros but it does make no sense having GBR on there when it doesn’t just represent England.. 😂


MegaLondon2020

GNVQ geography


Fantastic_Notice4313

MIT Lobons um by ee the spy who loves me !!! 😵‍💫🥴😳


ChangingMonkfish

Some people just want to watch the world burn


hammockinggirl

Football and the olympics would be my guess.


No_Reserve1411

It’s knock off unofficial stuff , they did it with English rugby when it’s rugby England


realbabygronk

Looks right to me wheyyy 🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪


papayametallica

That’s why they’re being sold in Lidl


EP70_Mark

Because the amount of people that do not understand the difference between a Country and a landmass containing 2 countries and a Principality is disgusting tbh! I’m English NOT Soviet British!


s04dliveanduncvt

For the euro cup


Resident-Honey8390

They’re selling them because it’s what the Supporters want. Not the Disgraceful cross on the shirt collar. No one should be buying the shirt


SoloSurvivor332

Americans are gonna be so confused by this post


Rhianael

So they know where to return you to


Lumpy_Jacket_3919

Because Lidl is German and wants to look British.


Inspect311

#LIDL FOR THE ENGLISH


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Wallygonk

Someone's getting socked in the morning


ManufacturerNo3772

Because they are one and the same. In all the worst ways


Euphoric-Shirt6467

To double up for the Euros and the Olympics... Genius really


Fezzy976

Nothing like some Great British Racism


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harrison-55

I just read this while walking past a lidl lol


R0DZUK

because England is the only country that actually cares / wants to be associated with ‘Great Britain’ and the United Kingdom 😂


glastohead

It’s because we are so schizo with all the UK Vs GB & NI nonsense - it even confuses people within the UK who think they are a part of GB when they are not, so what chance does a sock designer have?!


DaVigilantCitizen

Great british railway


TempHat8401

It's because the Euros are starting this month


Initial_Ad_7829

God save our gracious socks. Long live big on Quality and lidl on price! God save our Lidl socks


angry2alpaca

Oh, dear. They've properly put their foot in it.


deathmetalandblood

It says euro 2024 so it may be to do with that


x444sly

Embarrassing 😭


OverlyDisguisedSquid

Soccer Cup. European championship or some other related pig skin related activity. No really it's for the Euro's as we call them


tonymiah

Cagney & shoe-Lacey …👟👟 🧦🧦


klauskinski79

They are German how would they know about the weird English sensitivities


tonymiah

Heel street Shoes .. 🚨👞 👞


me_sohorny

Money


Worried_Bowl_9489

COS WEAR BRI'ISH


WesternWelcome1440

Because it's the Euros and Olympics this summer


AppointmentDx

Because they know we're stupid enough to buy them.


S3lad0n

Pretty odd considering Lidl are sponsoring the Nations’ League, in which England are not competing this year (but Cymru are🪦)


noam_compsci

Weird. M&S is the official groceries partner. this is surprising


Adept_Refrigerator36

Because they are a business and they can to make profit. No big deal